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Wake up, little Susie.
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Stop her.
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Turn her off.
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Too early for vacuuming.
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It's three in the afternoon.
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If that were true, junk and stuff would
be open.
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It is.
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I like your robe.
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Can I buy it?
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No. Give you two bucks?
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Deal.
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Okay, let me just get your real money
from right here in my not -empty purse.
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See? Sucker.
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That lady just stole your robe.
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Oh, what?
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She's getting away.
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Ah, who cares?
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I'll just steal the robe off someone
else later. Circle of life.
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Actually, she's having some trouble
getting up the stairs. It's about time
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get her back. I don't care about her.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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Leave my shirt.
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Craig, we got an emergency call. The
toddler just escaped from Swellview
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He greased himself up with baby oil and
no one could grab him.
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Slick move.
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Let's bounce.
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No one cares about the toddler.
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We catch him, we throw him in jail. Six
weeks later, he's back out on the
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street.
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I know what to do.
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I sometimes forget how old he is. I
don't.
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Well, it's like a dating app, but
instead of matching women with creeps,
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matches heroes with villains.
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Why would a villain want to find a hero
to fight?
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Attention, publicity.
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Yeah, think about it. Any bad guy that
fights Captain Man ends up all over the
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news. And if they actually beat you in a
fight?
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Boom, evil sponsorship. They just turned
their villain hobby into a villain
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career. Yeah, well, no one's going to
beat me in a fight.
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Big talk from someone who's afraid to
get on Rumbler.
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I'm not afraid to get on Rumbler.
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I just like to meet villains the old
-fashioned way, that's all.
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I bump into them at a crime scene, start
to banter a little.
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One thing leads to another, and suddenly
I'm fighting this bad guy, and it's
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amazing.
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Yeah, dude, that's not how villains and
heroes meet these days.
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Yeah, well, it should be.
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Just try it. Get the app, make a
profile, put yourself out there.
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Ray, what if your perfect villain is out
there waiting for you right now?
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Yeah, well...
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What if I end up finding some guy I
don't like and I accidentally spill
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on my butt and he spends the whole
evening calling me mustard butt? What
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huh? What then?
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Did that happen to you before?
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No. Because that's a very specific
concern.
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Didn't happen.
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What if you and Kid Danger went
together?
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What, you mean like go on a double
fight?
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Sure. Come on, man.
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How often do we even fight crime
anymore?
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Maybe once a week? Only on Saturdays?
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Listen.
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Just come.
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It'll be fun. Come on, please. Fine,
okay.
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Okay.
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Name. Captain.
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Man.
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Interested in.
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Criminal.
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Ray, we need that pic for your profile.
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You can't crush art.
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Smile with your eyes, not your mouth.
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Show me your soul.
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No, no, no, no. Your other soul, the
better one.
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That's the one.
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I'm on a five.
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Great work to us. I'm on a five.
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Why am I holding everything?
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Don't care. On a five. Bye.
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Okay, Ray.
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Favorite book?
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I don't read. Favorite poem?
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Same answer.
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Hobbies? Fighting.
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Mike? Fighting. This bike?
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Reading.
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Perfect fight.
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I don't know. I don't know. Don't
overthink it. Just be yourself.
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Okay.
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It's midnight.
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I'm on top of a blimp.
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And suddenly, there's this bad guy.
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Sparks flying into our fist.
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I defeat him, obviously.
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And I jump off the blimp right as it
explodes.
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Yeah.
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Sure it's not too much? Oh, no.
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Okay, I think we have our profile pic.
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Ooh.
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Wow.
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I'd fight me.
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Totally.
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All right, profile's done. Let's take
this puppy live.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Nah. No, what are you doing? I said
wait.
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What's this?
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That's a match.
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Somebody wants to fight you.
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Oh, more matches.
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Is that a smile?
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No.
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Yeah, it is.
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Maybe.
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I wanted an after school job, but then
an indestructible superhero hired me to
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be his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Don't touch my bar. I'm not touching it.
Just here if you need me. I don't need
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you. Here if you do. I won't. Safety
first. I'm indestructible.
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Here if you need me.
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Hey,
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stop pumping up your glamour muscles and
get over here so we can start looking
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at these matches.
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Yeah, dog.
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I want to look at pictures of other
people and judge.
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All right, I'm coming. Jasper, take
this.
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No, you need me.
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Okay.
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guys that saw your profile and want to
fight you. Let's get to the judging!
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Okay, if you don't want to meet up with
them for a fight, you swipe left.
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If you do want to meet up with them for
a fight, you swipe right, and the app
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will automatically set up a meeting.
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You know, it's funny, I feel like ten
minutes ago I told you I wanted to see
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matches, but you're still talking and I
haven't seen any.
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And I'm on a fight!
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Oh, come on!
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Okay, so just look at these pics and
tell me if you want to swipe left or
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right. All right.
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This guy says his bikes are... Okay.
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This next guy is from... Left.
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Wow.
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This villain once robbed a... Big left.
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Are you serious, dude?
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What? You're not even giving any of
these villains a chance.
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That last one's name was Bad Guy.
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It's not going to match with anybody who
can't come up with a better name than
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that. Yeah, okay, Captain Man.
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What did you say? Okay, okay, okay. More
matches, more matches. We're going to
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do more matches. Let's do this one guy.
This guy right here. What do you think
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of him?
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Too short.
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Too tall.
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Just right. Nice.
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But ugly past. What?
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Ooh.
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The lawn ranger?
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Yeah, man.
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You guys are a 97 % match for each
other.
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And look. His dream fight is on top of a
blimp at midnight, just like yours.
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Yeah, but, I mean, it's not like he
wants to jump off as it explodes. Yes,
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that's exactly what his profile says.
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Do you guys really think that this bad
guy could be the one? Yeah.
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I guess we could swipe right.
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Oh,
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okay.
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Looks like you got a fight set for an
hour from now at PBD.
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Oh, the beating dungeon.
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Oh, yeah, that underground fight club.
Oh, my gosh, what's happening?
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Oh, what am I going to wear?
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Uh, your Captain Man uniform.
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Yeah, that's perfect. Looks great on me.
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But I got to go lift some more weights
first.
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Here, if you need me. I don't need you.
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Henry, come get me a spot. What?
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Hang on, dude. I got to set up my Rumble
profile.
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You haven't set it up yet?
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Black.
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I'm done.
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A lot of matches, so... Let's see him!
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I'm ready to get my hate on.
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Nah, I'm probably just gonna pick the
first one.
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You're gonna swipe right in the first
villain, you see?
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Harry, don't do that.
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You deserve so much more.
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Whatever. This guy seems fine.
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Just gonna swipe. What's his name?
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Uh, Kyle.
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Ooh, sounds like a dud.
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Does he like energy drinks and punching
holes in walls? Sounds like my uncle.
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It's him.
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It's him.
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The lawn ranger sent me a message. Oh,
my God.
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What did he say?
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I don't know. I'm too nervous. You read
it. You read it.
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I'm excited to get to mow you.
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To mow you?
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Yeah.
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Because he's the lawn ranger.
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We get it.
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You're not going to get that kind of
wordplay from Kyle.
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a place where everybody is down to
fight.
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Oh, my God, it's Captain Man and Kid
Danger.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, what's up? We're the Lizard Twins.
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We'd love to fight you one day.
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We couldn't believe it when we saw your
profiles on Rumbler. Oh, do you guys
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want to fight right now?
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Uh, I can't, yeah. Sorry, guys. We're,
uh, we're actually here to fight
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else. Oh, Rumbler.
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Yeah, I matched up. on Rumbler with the
Lawn Ranger.
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What's so funny? Do you guys know the
Lawn Ranger?
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Yeah.
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He's right over there.
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Chilly.
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Just pretend you don't see him. Just
pretend you don't see him.
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Well, it's nothing like his picture. I
agree you got captured.
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He's right behind you. He's definitely
right behind you.
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Ahem.
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Recognize you.
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Probably because you look absolutely
nothing like the pictures you posted.
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I know. I should probably update those.
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But don't worry.
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I can still fight.
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Whoopsie.
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That was my pants. Yeah, I got that.
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Excuse me, gentlemen. I'm just going to
huge fire you real quick.
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Back in a jiffy. Okay.
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Still a breeze back there. Yeah,
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I agree. This is a big mistake.
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We should go.
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Kyle, that's my match. I thought it was
even better than the pictures.
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I'm ready to go.
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What?
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I'm ready to go. Are you serious, dude?
I'd like to go. What about Kyle?
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I'm ready to go.
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Uh, can't you just wait while I fight
Kyle?
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What am I supposed to do, huh? Just
fight your grass guy.
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Ew. Look, you matched with him.
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Right? Okay, there's got to be something
between you two. You just said the
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whole thing was a mistake. Yo, you just
want to put yourself out there. Okay,
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you leave now. You'll end up sad,
covered in cereal.
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I like cereal.
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Where's Kid Danger?
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I'm right here.
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Come on, man. Don't leave me here with
this guy. Come on.
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Hi.
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There's the tag.
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There's the tag.
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There's the tag. We have a story here.
Will you excuse me for a second?
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Yeah, work it. Work it.
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What are these pictures for anyway?
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I don't know.
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I thought you knew.
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Well, we're taking them.
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What's up, Ray?
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I want to go home.
258
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,650
What's wrong?
259
00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,110
Lord Ranger's lame.
260
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:31,530
Today, did you let me?
261
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,990
I'm not even kidding. I sat down with
some mustard, and it's all over my butt.
262
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:39,350
Where did Henry go?
263
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,470
Fighting Kyle.
264
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,630
minutes ago, I told you to drive
yourself, but you're still talking and
265
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driving.
266
00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,750
When I said that to you earlier, it was
hilarious.
267
00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:33,830
But when you say it to me, it's just me.
268
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,610
Was I having fun?
269
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,490
No, it's just the Lone Ranger is lame
and he wants Piper to pick him up.
270
00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:45,310
Fine. I can fix this.
271
00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:50,150
That's right, man. You're not allowed to
touch that.
272
00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,370
This is an emergency.
273
00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:53,270
What are you doing?
274
00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,370
Wade doesn't need to leave. He just
needs a new match.
275
00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:57,990
So you're setting Ray up with a new
fight. That's right.
276
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,350
But you're not even changing the fight
times between fights.
277
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:06,330
So? So you're setting all those matches
up for the same time, for right now.
278
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:10,150
Grab on your head.
279
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,090
Grab on your back.
280
00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:14,150
Grab on your shoulder.
281
00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,610
Super fast attack. I can't do this.
282
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,710
What's wrong?
283
00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:23,030
Look, you seem like an awful person.
284
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,250
Thank you.
285
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,910
And any hero would be lucky to fight
you.
286
00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,390
What are you doing?
287
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,550
I'm breaking up this fight.
288
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:33,850
No.
289
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,370
I can change.
290
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:37,930
Literally. In the winter, I turn brown.
291
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,370
Kyle is everything.
292
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:48,990
And I'm leaving.
293
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:50,150
Why?
294
00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,030
Look. Not you. It's me.
295
00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,060
I'm... Too good for you.
296
00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:57,780
Sorry.
297
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,880
Hey!
298
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:00,380
Thanks for swiping us.
299
00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:01,780
Yeah.
300
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880
Can't wait to fight you.
301
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:04,859
I didn't match with either of you.
302
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,180
Yes, you did.
303
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,260
You've got to say you matched with them,
too.
304
00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:46,809
Excuse me.
305
00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,770
This is from the gentleman at the end of
the bar.
306
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:50,850
Who?
307
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:56,450
Hodler?
308
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,910
Well, well, well.
309
00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:05,090
Captain Man.
310
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,330
What are you doing here?
311
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:11,170
I, uh, been a little bored lately.
312
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,350
Fighting thin heroes over and over
again.
313
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:17,850
Right? Oh, my younger brother.
314
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:18,829
The newborn?
315
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:19,769
Yeah.
316
00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:23,410
He talked me into making a profile on
this app called Rumbler.
317
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,630
I did the same thing. That's why I'm
here.
318
00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,050
Same.
319
00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:28,850
I don't know.
320
00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:30,670
It's not for me.
321
00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:32,530
Thank you.
322
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:38,010
I mean, Rumbler set me up tonight with
this hero named Kiki McGee. And he
323
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,630
look anything like his picture. Yes. Who
does that?
324
00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,330
I like to meet my villains the old...
fashion way.
325
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:52,410
Oh, what a fight. That was amazing.
326
00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,790
Congrats. Toddler? Hey, easy, Junior.
327
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,530
I'm off the clock.
328
00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:04,810
Well, I guess I should get going anyway.
329
00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:11,870
I gotta swing by Swellview Airport and
not skyjack a cargo plane full of
330
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:12,870
blankies.
331
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,420
Sure would be a shame if someone tried
to stop me.
332
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,280
Well, be around.
333
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,440
Thanks for the drink, Todd.
334
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,360
Toddler.
335
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:35,540
What are you doing?
336
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,020
What? Go after him.
337
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,900
Why? What do you mean, why?
338
00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:42,920
He clearly wants you to chase him.
339
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:48,050
You really think so? I know so.
340
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,030
Now, you need to get to that airport and
stop him before he gets on that plane.
341
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:52,710
Maybe he's just being nice.
342
00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,350
He left his plans on the bar.
343
00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:02,550
Now, do you want to spend the rest of
your life wondering what would happen if
344
00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:04,630
you'd stop that plane, or do you want to
stop that plane?
345
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:08,950
I want to stop that plane.
346
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,530
Then get off your sad butt and face that
toddler.
347
00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:16,670
You sure you're gonna be okay without
me?
348
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,530
You ready for round two?
349
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,210
I'm gonna be just fine.
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