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latest victim came in five minutes ago
19 year old female works at nacho ball
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close winner the nice one the close one
take a look i should warn you
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she's trashy wow she's
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a real mess i can hear you i hear you
too tell me what
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happened
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I just finished my shift at Nacho Ball.
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Someone better be dead.
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Victim's over here, Cap.
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The victim? The victim's right here.
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Six feet tall, sweats diesel, poops
bravery, and is missing the new Battle
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movie right now.
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Oh, I saw that last night. The ending
is... Don't tell me, don't tell me.
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I've been looking forward to this movie
for a while.
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Yes. Yes, I have. Yes, I have. Every
time I try to see it, some stupid
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commits some stupid crime, then I have
to leave the theater, and honestly, what
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does a cop in this town actually do?
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Yeah,
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anyway, this is Mandy.
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Wow, she's a real mess.
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Yeah.
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I mean, yikes, right? What happened to
her?
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How's it going?
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I had just finished my shift at the
close nacho ball.
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Gross.
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And as I was leaving, I was minding my
own business.
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Littering. Or this man.
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Or a woman.
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Or a woman.
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No. It was a guy.
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Okay. He came out of nowhere.
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And he was wearing this mask that looked
like a smiley face emoji. And he said
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that his name is Mr. Nice Guy. And then
littering.
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Well, he's not wrong. It's not great.
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And then he superglued my litter all
over me.
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There's a trash can, like, right there.
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Okay, can you deal with this, please, so
I can go see my movie? I mean, can you
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handle this? Do I need to be here? Do I
need to be here? No problem. No problem,
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McDonald's. Thanks.
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There's another victim coming in.
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Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, big dog.
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Somebody get me out of here!
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Please! Somebody get me out of this
thing!
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Please!
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Mitch Pilski? Don't care.
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I said somebody get me out of here!
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Can you tell us what happened to you?
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Well, I just finished loading my
groceries into my no -emissions electric
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vehicle. You know, because I care about
the planet.
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Do your part. Do your part. I'm doing
it. I'm doing it with you.
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We got one planet, you know? It's all we
got.
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Anyway.
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I was minding my own business, leaving
my shopping cart in the middle of the
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parking lot, when all of a sudden this
guy just... Oh, or girl. Or girl.
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No, it was a guy.
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Okay.
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He called himself Mr. Nice Guy.
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And he said I should always put things
back where I got them.
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Again, he's not wrong. Yeah, you should
always return your shopping cart.
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Oh, rude.
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Yeah, rude.
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That's what Mr. Nice Guy said.
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And then he said he was going to teach
me a lesson.
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And so he put me in my shopping cart,
and then he welded another one on top of
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me!
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We should go back to the man cave and
dig into this. Yeah, the next showing of
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battle pigs is going to start for
another two hours. Oh, dude, you haven't
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battle pigs yet?
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No, I haven't seen battle pigs yet.
Because every time I try to... Oh, do
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like it when hog walks? No, don't tell
me!
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It's a little extreme.
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He's fine.
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This is the security cam footage of the
grocery store and the alley behind a
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toast nacho bar. Good, good. Schwoz, did
the police send you a sketch of Mr.
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Nice Guy yet? They're trying to, but
they're using an outdated form of
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technology that sends information over
regular phone lines.
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But that's even slower than email.
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Facts.
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You're reading that book of slang words
I gave you.
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No, they're sending the sketch via
facts.
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Facts machine.
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Oh. But, y 'all, that book is lit, fam.
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Ah, that book's lit!
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Did you get to the part where they're
talking about... I got him!
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You got him?
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Did you figure out who Mr. Nice Guy is?
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No.
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Uh, there was one guy online who was
willing to sell his ticket to the 5 p
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showing in the new Battle Pigs movie,
and I got him.
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Right. So, see you at the movies.
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What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What, what, what?
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Dude, we can't go to the movies. We're
in the middle of a crime spree.
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no, no, no, no. It takes three crimes to
make a spree. We only have two so far,
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so that's just a crime spurt.
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And a little spurt?
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Don't hurt. See you at the movie.
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Get out of my way! I'm going to the
movie!
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What is it?
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Kill it!
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Kill it!
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Stop!
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What's in your mouth?
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Is that your phone?
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The police sketch is coming in.
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I was minding my own business, talking
really loudly on my cell phone when this
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guy grabbed it and shoved it in my
mouth.
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Three. Three. That's three cries. Three.
Spree.
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Spurt. Spree.
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Spurt. Spree. Spurt.
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Spree, Larson. Spurt, Reynolds.
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Spree, you know it. I know nothing.
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How are you texting?
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With my tongue.
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Respect.
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Guys, got the police sketch from the
first two victims.
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This is Mr. Nice Guy.
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Did he do this to you?
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Spree.
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I wanted an after school job, but then
an indestructible superhero hired me to
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be his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feel good.
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That's incompressing.
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Once this ghost has 500 PSI, the first
phone will come shooting out of her
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at exactly 87 miles per hour.
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Ray, you ready to catch this phone?
Yeah.
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87, not bad.
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Told ya.
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Alright,
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what's going on?
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Why'd I just get hit in the face with a
wet phone?
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Someone shoved Piper's phone in her
mouth.
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Nice.
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Come on.
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Raise your hand if you've thought about
shoving Piper's phone in her mouth.
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Yeah.
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So what happened?
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Well, I was minding my own business
talking loudly on my cell phone after
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watching Battle Peaks 4.
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How great was that ending?
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So great. Yo, I cannot believe that
Captain Porkchop totally was not another
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word.
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You haven't seen it yet? No, because I
keep getting interrupted.
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And you all know how much I hate
being... I still don't understand how
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fun ended up in her mouth.
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I'm in public.
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I know that, but I want to, so I do it.
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What's wrong with that?
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I mean, it's just kind of bad.
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Do not be considerate of others.
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Come on, Piper. Mr. Wallaby taught you
better than that. Mr. Wallaby.
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I love Mr.
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Wallaby. Who is Mr.
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Wall... Don't even try.
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Mr. Wallaby is this local guy on TV, and
he hosts a show for little kids.
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It's not just for kids.
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It's a children's show, Jasper. All
right, love the show, not going to
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apologize. There's literally no reason
at all to stop watching kids' shows just
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because you got a little bit older.
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Who are you talking to?
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It's whom are you talking to?
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Common usage, Jasper. No, no, whom is
the object in the sentence, not the
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subject. Common usage.
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Grammar rules exist for a reason.
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Grammar rules!
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They never end good.
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So what does Mr.
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Wababadoodoo have to do with this?
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Uh, Mr. Wallaby.
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Mr.
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Wallaby. Mr.
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Wallaby. Mr.
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Wallaby has a list of seven golden rules
for good behavior.
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Can you stop doing that? Rule one, never
litter. Rule two, put things back where
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you got them from.
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This guy sounds lame.
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Uh, okay, Mr. Wallaby is not lame.
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He's kind of lame.
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Hey, I just thought of something.
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That grammar rule doesn't apply to you?
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Common, you say?
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Okay, okay, hey, let it go, let it go,
let it go. Breathe, breathe.
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Okay, now, what were you thinking?
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I was thinking Piper and Mitch Bilski
and that trashy girl from National Ball
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all violated one of Mr. Wallaby's rules
before they got attacked.
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Don't litter, inside voices, put things
back where you got them.
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Wait, so you think that Mr.
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Wallaby is Mr.
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Nice Guy?
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No way.
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Mr. Wallaby is like the sweetest guy in
the world.
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Tom Hanks would play him in a movie.
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Okay, then what if Mr. Nice Guy is some
kind of Mr. Wallaby superfan? Or someone
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who works on the show is taking the
rules too seriously?
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Um, it's whom works on the show.
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No, it's not.
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Okay, just a quick one and then we gotta
go see why.
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Everybody grab her, grab her, hammer!
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Don't nobody cheat!
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Don't nobody?
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That's a double negative.
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You're going down.
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Mr.
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Wallaby will be with you in a few
minutes. If you gentlemen could wait
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over here.
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Ah, lost my shoulder. Oh, sorry.
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Uh, no, you're good. Just got in a
pretty bad grammar fight.
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Grammar fight? Yeah.
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Those never end good.
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Uh, don't you mean those never end well?
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Mr. Wallaby will be with you soon.
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So, we talked to Wallaby.
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See if he's noticed anything weird with
any of his... Oh, it's a tree!
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I'm sorry, what?
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The wallaby tree, dude. The one that
grows from good thoughts and produces
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fruits of kindness.
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Okay, I feel like... Maybe you're
focused. Oh, the tubes. The tubes. Oh,
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tubes.
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This is where the male snail delivers
the snail mail to Mr. Wallaby's mail
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Yes.
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Everybody loves the tubes.
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Male snail.
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How you doing?
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Dude, it's the male snail who delivers
snail mail without fail.
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Nice to meet you. You guys here to see
Mr. B?
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See, don't any blood?
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Every day.
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Doctors say it's not healthy, but that
don't stop Mr. B.
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That man is a true hero.
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No pointing!
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Wow.
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Buddy.
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Make it down a notch. That was a
freebie. Next time, you're losing an
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Pointing violates Mr.
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Wallaby's rule number five. No pointing!
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Can't you read the sign?
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Ah, I see no sign.
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There's no sign. There!
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What's wrong with your head?
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It's there!
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Stop freaking me out, man!
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It's not pointing!
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Oh, there it is!
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Right there, see? No pointing!
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You, uh, take Mr.
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Wallaby's rules pretty seriously, don't
you?
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Maybe a little too seriously.
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You bet I do.
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And so will you, if you know what's good
for you.
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Stay, friend. Here we go.
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Let me ask you a question. When time...
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you ever seen the inside of a hood
inside of a hood
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okay
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first
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thing you need to know is you're not
getting out of this alive what Nope,
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nope. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't just
kill people, dude. Yeah, I know, but I
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thought we were just playing good cop,
bad cop. Yeah, we're playing good cop,
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bad cop, not good cop, psychopath cop.
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All right, start over, start over. Okay,
cool, cool, cool, cool.
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One, two, three.
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Okay,
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first thing you need to know is you
might get out of this alive better,
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but only if you tell the truth.
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I'll tell you anything you want to know.
Admit you're Mr. Nice Guy. What? Oh,
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don't play dumb with us. We know you're
Mr. Nice Guy. Going around town,
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trapping people in shopping carts, on
phones, in loud talkers' mouths, gluing
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trash on the nacho ballers. We know that
was you.
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And if you don't admit it, we will kill
you. What?
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No, we won't kill you. Thank you. As
long as you tell the truth.
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We'll kill you if you don't. Why do you
want to kill people? Really?
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No! Oh, hello!
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Occupy, do not enter!
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What are you guys doing?
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Why turn the lights off? Come on!
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We're in the middle of an interrogation
here!
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Well, we need ketchup.
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This guy's gonna see you.
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Who are you guys talking to? Get out!
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We're gonna eat meatloaf in the park.
But we need ketchup.
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What? Okay, that makes sense, dude.
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I can tell you who is.
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Oh, sure. Who is it?
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It's Mr. Wallaby.
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What?
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No way. Mr. Wallaby can't be Mr. Nice
Guy. He's such a nice guy. Oh, I get it.
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cracked the case. Way to go, me.
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Wait, but why did you freak out when we
pointed? I was trying to protect you.
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Pointing's against the rules.
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If Mr. Wallaby had seen you, you'd have
been his next victim.
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I kind of believe him.
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Yeah. Come on. Let's go wipe the smile
off Mr. Nice Guy's face.
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How? Who's going to believe us that Mr.
Wallaby's a criminal? We need proof.
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What if we get him to reveal himself on
live TV?
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Stop doing that. Okay.
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We forgot the meatloaf. Are you serious?
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Right now?
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You're fine.
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You're fine.
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All my wallaby wascals ready to hear the
song of the golden rules?
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Yes!
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Yes what?
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Yes, please!
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That's right.
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Gather round my special friends as I
share some helpful tools.
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Have a ball while you're following all
my golden rules.
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Rule one! Never litter.
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Rule two! Put things back where you got
them from. Rule three! When you sneeze,
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you must cover.
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Use your inside voice indoors.
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No pointing.
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Before you enter, wipe your shoes.
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Chew with your mouth closed. Follow
these and you'll never lose.
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Mr. Wallaby's golden rules.
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Yay!
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Thank you, Apple. Thank you.
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Oh, someone's at the door.
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I'll bet it's the male snail with the
snail mail for the male tail.
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Hello. Oh, hey!
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What's up? Hey, Wally, how's it going?
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It's Captain Manicure Danger!
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Yeah!
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These don't point, Pascal. It's against
the rules, and I just sang the song.
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Oh, I don't mind when kids point at me.
Oh, yeah, I just point right back at
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them. Yeah, pony party!
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Now we can say hello to our guests, who
did not wipe their feet before entering.
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Oh, is that one of your rules?
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I think you know that it is.
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Sorry, big dog. I'll wipe it right now.
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What, Big Barty?
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Sounds like somebody's not using his
inside voice.
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Yeah, that guy.
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No pointing.
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Ring, ring, ring. Oh, it appears I am
receiving a call.
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On your cellular telephone?
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Indubitably.
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Hello?
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Yeah, this is he.
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What's that? You want me to talk louder?
Okay.
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Who's your inside boy?
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He didn't cover his mouth.
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Stop being the rules.
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I love these chips. These chips are
dope. Yeah. I love eating them with my
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mouth. We always chew with our mouths
closed, don't we? No. No pointing.
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I'm done with these chips.
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Well, whatever to do with the bag.
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Okay, okay. Come on, guys.
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Yeah, I don't see a trash can anywhere.
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It's right there.
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Oh.
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So it is.
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But, yeah, maybe the thing might just
drop that.
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That's it!
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Inside voice, please. No more, Mr.
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Wallaby!
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That's right, Pat Cal.
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I've been trying to teach you people
manners for years, but none of you
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So now I'm going to make you behave.
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Not anymore, pal.
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Yeah, you're going to jail.
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And can I just say, good plan, dude.
Thanks.
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Respect. Now, let's take this guy down.
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Come on!
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You want a piece of Wallaby?
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No, Mr. Wallaby is jacked.
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Right?
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You know what this means.
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Nice job, Kid Danger. You too, Cat.
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I just wanted a nice little ending to
it. Sure did.
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Just like the ending of Battle Pigs.
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No spoilers.
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