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David B. Tree!

Captain Matt Hotline, your Christmas tree is dying. Yeah, we've been getting

lot of those calls.

Every Christmas tree in Swellview is dying.

Come on, tree, fight!

Stay strong, Mary. This is the news. People are counting on us.

I don't want to lose you!

I lost him.

I will never forget you.

Tree's lost the last sap. I don't know how much longer it's got.

The branch is intact. I think we can save it. Don't get your hopes up,

This one's a fighter. I can feel it.

Watch out.

What's that?

I have a plan to find out why all the Christmas trees are dying.

What are you going to do? I'm going to ask the tree what killed it, and it's

going to tell me.

Makes sense. What?

This horn can turn tree vibrations into human speech.

Once I attach it to the tree, it will be able to talk to us just like a person.

Yeah, let's go. Welcome to the man cave, Rocky.

Why does everything keep going?

I can't feel my roots.

Just tell us what did this feel?

It was...

He's

gone.

Did he mean Ma?

Like monsters?

Or like the mafia?

I was saying monsters!

You were dead!

No, but I am dying.

Now.

So,

monster like eating the tree?

That's right.

Dude,

you said you were dying!

Guys, I think the tree is right. Look.

It's moths.

That's right.

Moths. Told you.

Quiet. I'm coming, Elizabeth.

Urban tree moths have been running rampant, killing all of the Christmas

in town.

giving things to each other.

Authorities say that with the Christmas season ruined, Swabians will soon turn

on each other and start destroying the city they once loved.

You're awful! And I hate everything!

We're very sorry that... You gotta do something.

Me? What am I gonna do? Kid Danger is a celebrity.

So go on TV and tell people what to think.

Tell them even without trees, you can still have the holiday spirit.

Why me? More people will listen if Captain Man says it.

First, I haven't seen Ray all day. And second... Good God, Mary, we're live!

I don't know what else to do! You have two strikes against you. Think of your

cast. Okay,

fine, I'll do it.

Great. While you're doing that, I'm going to take a little trip out to the

to see if I can find some of those yerbin moths.

Do you need some help?

I'll drive.

I have a license.

And the

woman was eaten by her own boa

constrictor.

However, doctors say the snake is well fed and ready for a great day.

I'm being told that Kid Danger would like to say something about the tree

situation.

to think... Kid Danger, can you hear us?

Oh, yo, hey, hey!

Trent! Mary!

How are you?

Hmm.

My fellow 12 -viewing.

Tonight, I speak to you with tidings of... You know what?

I don't need to speak to you from some tiny card.

Tonight, I'm going to speak to you from the heart.

I know that a lot of you out there are distraught over the loss of so many

brave, patriotic trees.

But the holidays aren't just about trees.

There are all kinds of holiday traditions that have nothing to do with

Traditions like arguing with your family at dinner or watching the Christmas

episode of your favorite TV show.

He's got a point.

I do love Christmas episodes.

None of those things need trees.

You just need family.

You got the only healthy tree in town.

Christmas is back on, baby.

Okay, JJ, what's going on behind you?

Oh, man.

Nothing? That's heavy.

Back to what I was saying about trees.

You don't need a beautiful, full life.

You just need family. Can you imagine not having a Christmas tree at

Rude. Rude.

My guy? My guy?

Dude? My bro?

My bro guy?

My dude?

Don't tell anybody, though, because they would be upset. My dude?

What? What?

I'm just talking to news about the tree problem.

The fact that they're all dead.

Look at that.

We're alive.

Yes, I was just explaining to everybody that you don't need trees to celebrate

the holidays.

Oh, my.

Problem solved.

Let's decorate that tree.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

Hey,

Henry. Want to help me put the rangel on top of the tree?

Get it?

It's called a rangel.

Henry, get it?

Rangel. Yeah, I got it!

Yeah, you do.

Dude, how can you be so happy?

Because of my awesome tree.

Was that not clear?

Your awesome tree got everyone in town mad at us because we have won and no one

else does. Well,

the internets are mad.

Let me guess, angry comments? Worse. Angry memes. No. And they're dank ones,

too. Show me.

It's so dank it hurts.

Please, it's the internet, kid. You gotta have a thicker skin.

Ooh, here's one about Captain Man.

What?

TFW, you realize the entire town's about to hate you. That's actually pretty

good.

What's TFW?

That face, when?

That's my face.

Yeah.

Huh. No one's actually paying attention to these, right?

That's exactly right, Space Wind. The whole town hates it.

Hey, stop laughing at memes about me.

How can we not? These memes are sweat.

So sweat.

We gotta fix this.

Okay, uh, let me think.

Where'd you get this tree?

Uh, I found a lot over in Neighborville that sold healthy trees.

Then we gotta go to Neighborville, buy a bunch of trees, and bring them back to

Swellview. Huh?

I said, then we gotta go to Neighborville, buy a bunch of trees. I

Just... I wanna go... Spend a bunch of money buying Christmas trees for other

people.

Well, how much would you spend to make people love you and start making good

memes about you?

All of it. All the money. Literally any amount of money.

Great. Let's go. Can I point out one problem with your plan?

Oh, my God, Charlotte. What?

She's starting to fit in around here.

I was just going to point out that even if you guys do come back with a bunch of

trees, they're just going to get eaten by urban moths again.

Actually, Peeper and I collected some urban moths from the woods.

While you guys are out getting trees, we'll work on getting rid of the moth.

Yeah, Charlotte.

Yeah, Charlotte.

All right, let's chew on these and go get some trees.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. I need to show you my light.

What?

Dude, those lights are jank. What, old Blinky?

Light string belonging to my granddad.

Happy Manchester.

Yeah, are those things even going to work?

Of course they will.

Take it easy.

This always happens. For the charm.

And that's why we have Old Extinguishy.

Take me back.

Hey, I'm

just

about to help you.

Hey, I'll help next year. How's that?

Real quick, Big Doug, you sure this is all the trees you got? Yeah, because

we're going to need all of them. Yeah, a bunch of moths killed all the Christmas

trees in Swellview. Can you believe it?

Yes, I hear of this story.

Yes, such a shame about your trees.

I'm not sure why that's funny.

Due to the completely accidental death of all trees, the prices have gone up.

Smart. Makes sense.

Makes dollars and cents.

It's good business when you think about it. Agreed. Okay.

So, how will you be paying for it, please?

With the man card.

You have your faces on cards. Very impressive.

You like that? You like that?

I'm glad you noticed that.

Okay.

Uh, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. Oh, I'm on it. Make peace with your mouth,

guys.

She's a moth, all right? Let's not make a bigger deal than that. She was not

just a moth.

I raised Lucille myself from moth birth.

Of all my thousands and thousands of hungry moths, she was my favorite.

Favorite!

Ah, dude.

I am so sorry.

Can I talk to you for a second? I had no idea.

And what? My box? What? What?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yes. We should help them pay for the moth's funeral.

What? No. That's fine. I'll just put it on the man card and just be at the

charge. I do it all the time. I know what you're going to do with the tree.

Listen to me.

These guys are shady.

Okay? They got all the trees that didn't die.

They're from Yerba.

Hey, we're all people. They got thousands and thousands of Yerban moths.

Yeah, but you can say that about anybody.

No. You can't.

These guys released all those moths on purpose so they'd kill every Christmas

tree in Swellview. Why would they do that?

Because then everybody would have to come to Neighborville and buy their

at jacked up prices.

That face win.

I'm about to say Christmas with my fist.

Hashtag season's beatings. Hashtag Merry Fistmas.

Pound sign, pound time.

Here's the plan. Hashtag hallucinating.

You pretend to drop your phone. I can do that. Okay.

And while they're utterly baffled at your sloppy phone handling... Yeah?

We pull out our laser remotes, and we force them to admit their guilt, and we

just walk them to the Neighborville Police Department.

Hashtag on board.

Okay.

Whoops,

I accidentally dropped my phone on accident.

Fluffy phone handling.

Body kick!

How's that the plan?

Okay, just don't drive away until I'm up front with you.

You got it.

I said don't drive away until I'm up...

work of Captain Man and Kid Danger so you can stop making memes about them.

It's the long hashtag.

Yeah, well, I think I've earned it since we just saved Christmas.

We did, we did.

What was that?

Don't care. We got a truck full of healthy trees, an open road, a thick

I made in the late 1980s.

There was again.

Dude, I think that... I think somebody's trying to pry the back door open. You

know what?

be squirrels.

A lot of times squirrels will jump on trucks and try to get inside.

It's a fact.

Stop squirrels, dude.

We got a problem.

Let's open the back door. The squirrels will jump right out. You know, sometimes

they can fly.

That's a fact.

You know what? Here's a fact.

There's four urban elf goons about to throw all of our trees at the back of

truck. Huh?

Ah, I said I'll go take care of them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You have to drive.

Uh, I'll just pull over.

What? No, no, no. We've got to get these Christmas trees back to Swellview in

time for Christmas.

Happy. Come on, we're saving Christmas. We're saving Christmas. Oh, I'm fine.

You fight, I'll drive.

Cool. Hey, hey.

Want me to put on some awesome fight music for my mixtape?

Sure, hit me.

I took Jasper's stupid Christmas tape.

Make it work?

Hey!

Let's dance a Christmas joke.

Nice one, kid!

Thanks.

Wait, what?

Christmas music makes cleaning a little bit more festive.

I'll make it work.

Yes, ma 'am.

Yes, ma 'am.

We need your help.

What do you need? Well, we think we found a solution to our moth problem. We

just need someone to be a guinea pig and test it out. Yeah.

I milked hundreds of moths to make a pheromone spray that is so powerful, it

will attract every moth in Svelvue to you and away from the trees.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You want to spray something on me that's going to make

hundreds of moths swarm all over my body?

No way.

No problem. We respect that. Yeah, just copy that.

Yeah, you know, as a distraction.

He's ready.

Go outside.

years have never let us down.

Please go back to driving.

I got this.

Okay.

I think our friends here in Swellview will appreciate it.

Oh, hey, guys, Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas! Hey, what's up, buddy?

All right, I guess the moth problem is solved.

Let's light this tree before everybody in Swellview wakes up.

Just wish my pappy Manchester were here to see this.

Sure he's up there somewhere.

Yeah. Yeah, he probably is.

He's an airline pilot, so he's probably working tonight.

My God.

It's beautiful.

It sure is, kid.

Nope.

Dude, that was our truck.

I know, right?

No, it's still going by itself.

Christmas miracle.