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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:20,110 Five, six, seven, eight. Ray, this is lame. 2 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:22,710 What? 3 00:00:22,850 --> 00:00:23,970 And we all quit. 4 00:00:25,990 --> 00:00:29,610 You guys can't quit. Come on. I got a date with a mom and I told her I was in 5 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,330 barbershop quartet. Yeah, why would you do that? 6 00:00:31,830 --> 00:00:34,070 Because this mom said she loved three things. 7 00:00:34,290 --> 00:00:40,670 Barbershop quartets, good listeners, and... I want to say potatoes. I don't 8 00:00:40,670 --> 00:00:44,490 what... Sorry I'm late. Traffic, am I right? 9 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:49,390 Or should I just grab any open desks? 10 00:00:49,590 --> 00:00:51,630 Uh, we don't have desks. Right. 11 00:00:51,950 --> 00:00:55,450 Open workspace. Very modern. Kind of a startup vibe. I like it. 12 00:00:56,610 --> 00:00:59,430 Uh, you don't work here. 13 00:01:00,510 --> 00:01:02,470 There you go, Piper. Phone call for you online, too. 14 00:01:02,710 --> 00:01:04,030 What? Take a message. 15 00:01:04,310 --> 00:01:05,310 You're the boss. 16 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:06,470 He's not the boss. 17 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:07,670 I'm the boss. 18 00:01:07,890 --> 00:01:12,610 I wonder if junk and stuff get a second phone line. Oh, and also, you don't work 19 00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:13,930 here. Oh. 20 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:18,030 Well, that's too bad, because I... I heard about a crime that just went down 21 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:19,110 the Museum of Boring History. 22 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:20,930 Oh, yeah? 23 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:21,929 What happened? 24 00:01:21,930 --> 00:01:24,290 Someone stole the Swellview Declaration of Independence. 25 00:01:24,850 --> 00:01:28,190 Really? Are you serious? We got to do something. Hold on. We don't even know 26 00:01:28,190 --> 00:01:30,930 it happened, okay? I'm not just going to run off and start breaking teeth 27 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:32,830 because Patty Pantsuit here says so. 28 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:34,570 It's all over social media. 29 00:01:34,830 --> 00:01:38,150 You guys don't follow Juicy Crimes and Memes? I don't know. How do you spell 30 00:01:38,150 --> 00:01:39,150 Juicy? 31 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,990 We don't get crime tips from meme accounts. 32 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,590 Let's at least hear what it says. 33 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:45,050 We're broken this morning. 34 00:01:45,660 --> 00:01:49,800 Standard B &E accepts witnesses say a guy in a mask grabbed the declaration, 35 00:01:50,100 --> 00:01:53,920 turned himself into a pigeon, and then disappeared in a puff of smoke. 36 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:57,220 But that's none of my business. Kermit's drinking me cup of tea. 37 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,740 Oh, a puff of smoke, a pigeon. That sounds like a magic trick. 38 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:05,200 It sounds like a steaming load of horse shot. 39 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:08,900 Emergency call. 40 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:11,480 It's a real crime. 41 00:02:11,620 --> 00:02:12,620 It really happened. 42 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:19,810 Captain Man of Emergency Line, how may I punch your problem? 43 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:22,210 Museum of Boring History? 44 00:02:22,430 --> 00:02:23,430 All right. 45 00:02:24,830 --> 00:02:25,830 Really? 46 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:27,430 Roll your Declaration of Independence? 47 00:02:29,610 --> 00:02:30,369 Mm -hmm. 48 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:33,530 Well, let me ask you this. What kind of a bird did he turn into? Oh, a pigeon? 49 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:34,830 Oh, all right. 50 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:37,170 Uh, thank you for your call. 51 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:40,950 So, who was it? 52 00:02:41,350 --> 00:02:42,350 Wrong number. 53 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:43,750 Really? Yes. 54 00:02:44,380 --> 00:02:45,380 They were trying to order pizza. 55 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:48,340 What are you doing here? Why don't you go give those pork clothes back to the 56 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:50,780 grown -up you stole them from? Because I'm the boss and you don't work here. 57 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:53,900 It's time to go back to nursery school, little girl. And just remember that 58 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,920 everything you said was wrong. Okay, so bye -bye. Bye -bye. 59 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,620 Bye -bye. Bye -bye. Okay, everything she said was right. 60 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:02,340 Let's go. 61 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:03,620 Wait, where are we going? 62 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:07,460 I'd start by going to the Magic Palace, but that's none of my business. 63 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:08,840 Karma drinking tea. 64 00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:16,170 That's actually a good idea. Yeah, well, Henry and I are going to the Magic 65 00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:19,110 Palace because I had the idea. Who had the idea? Because I'm the boss. Because 66 00:03:19,110 --> 00:03:19,709 you're the boss. 67 00:03:19,710 --> 00:03:20,509 I am. 68 00:03:20,510 --> 00:03:24,150 I'm the boss of this place. This place is where I am the boss, okay? Not you, 69 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:27,630 not him, not her, but I am. I am the boss. 70 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:32,010 Dude, you need help. 71 00:03:33,690 --> 00:03:35,510 I need help coming up with a bubble -blowing rhyme. 72 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:36,970 That's about it, though. 73 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:39,510 Oh, it's Piper. She sent us a rhyme. 74 00:03:39,810 --> 00:03:42,490 Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. She said, uh... 75 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:45,510 Let's go on a mission to catch a magician. I actually like that one a 76 00:03:46,610 --> 00:03:47,610 Hello. 77 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,430 Abracadabra. Yes, abracadabra. 78 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:01,910 Oh, okay. 79 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:04,730 Oh, nice. That's pretty cool. Thank you. 80 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:06,390 I'm Tatiana. 81 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,950 Welcome to the magic palace. 82 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:20,420 Oh, Tatiana, we have some questions about a museum theft. 83 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,240 Yes, we'd like to speak to some magician. 84 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:25,040 Now, abracadabra. Yes, abracadabra. 85 00:04:25,740 --> 00:04:28,900 The magicians are right behind this door in the magician's lounge. 86 00:04:29,420 --> 00:04:31,740 All right, then that is where we will go. 87 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,200 Abracadabra. I just need to see a trick first. 88 00:04:34,620 --> 00:04:38,540 I'm sorry, what? How's that? The magician's lounge is for magicians only. 89 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,060 Can't you read the sign? 90 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,940 What sign? I don't see a sign. There is no sign. 91 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,220 I don't know what you're talking about. 92 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:45,580 Look again. 93 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:49,080 Oh, okay. All right. 94 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,920 How'd you do that? All right, all right. Thank you. 95 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,340 I'm Tatiana. 96 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:55,080 Hey, Tatiana. 97 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,160 Hey, 98 00:04:56,740 --> 00:04:58,240 Mysterio. Trick, please. 99 00:04:58,620 --> 00:04:59,620 Sure thing. 100 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Pick a card. 101 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:06,460 Oh, boy. Here we go. Here comes the magic. 102 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,800 Now, look at it. 103 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:13,100 Oh, it's you. It's me. 104 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,040 That's cool. That's cool. That's great. 105 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:16,470 Can I keep this? 106 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:17,990 Keep what? 107 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:22,290 Okay. All right. 108 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:24,730 Thank you. 109 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,630 I'm Mysterio. Yeah. 110 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:27,890 Go on in. 111 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:31,150 Thank you, Mysterio. Respect, Mysterio. No, but for real, I want that card. 112 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:34,130 No trick, no entry. 113 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:41,410 Okay, Tatiana. We've all had fun. 114 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:42,970 But I'm going through that door. 115 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:48,060 And there's nothing you can do to stop me! 116 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:52,400 Wow. What? 117 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:57,000 Wow. No trick, no entry. Okay, I want to try. 118 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,440 No way! 119 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:03,860 No way! 120 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,740 Okay, here's what I'm thinking. That we should just leave? Absolutely not. 121 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:14,850 Thinking if that door leads to this door, then this door leads to the 122 00:06:14,850 --> 00:06:15,850 lab! 123 00:06:22,030 --> 00:06:23,030 No way. 124 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:24,170 Mm -hmm. 125 00:06:24,610 --> 00:06:28,910 I mean, no way. Mm -hmm. Are you serious? 126 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:32,750 Should I open it? I would. I'm gonna open it. 127 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:34,270 Wow. 128 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,080 Thank you. 129 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,320 I'm Tatiana. 130 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,640 Dick you are. 131 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,000 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after school job, but then an 132 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,600 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 133 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:54,520 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 134 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:55,760 Feels good. 135 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:32,820 No. 136 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,620 You have to do a magic trick to get into the magician's lounge. 137 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:40,260 Well, we're going to learn plenty of magic tricks at this magic camp I just 138 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:41,640 found. Nice, dude. 139 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:45,620 Yeah. It starts tomorrow and it costs $18 ,000. 140 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:49,460 What? I am not paying $18 ,000 to learn a magic trick. 141 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:54,200 Well, it's not just magic. The website says we'll make friends, do some 142 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,200 Oh, there's a big dance at the end with a girl's magic camp on the other side of 143 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,480 the lake. We're not going to magic camp. 144 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,820 How else are we supposed to get in the magician's lounge? 145 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:02,520 I can't do card tricks. 146 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,980 I can't make schwoz disappear. Believe me, I've tried. 147 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:09,140 I can't make objects magically levitate with my mind. 148 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:15,240 What is going on? Oh, my God, I'm magic. 149 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:16,379 I'm magic! 150 00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:17,199 You're magic! 151 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,820 Oh, this changes everything. 152 00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:21,840 It was in me the whole time. Do it again, dude. Let me see if I can make 153 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:22,840 disappear. 154 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:36,058 Then who did? 155 00:08:36,059 --> 00:08:37,280 I'll give you a hint. 156 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:42,600 He's handsome, invisible, and he's not wearing any pants. 157 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:47,300 Invisible Brad? 158 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:48,459 Is that you? 159 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:49,560 It sure is. 160 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,760 You can't just come in the man cave whenever you want, Brad. 161 00:08:53,980 --> 00:08:54,980 Yes, I can. 162 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,660 Who's Brad? 163 00:08:56,760 --> 00:08:57,760 Piper? 164 00:08:58,940 --> 00:08:59,980 What are you doing here? 165 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,620 Just made a fresh pot of coffee. 166 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,240 Helped me get through the work day. 167 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:06,320 You do not... Brad. 168 00:09:07,420 --> 00:09:08,420 Invisible Brad. 169 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:12,360 The Miranda got turned invisible because of Ray. Wasn't my fault. Was to. 170 00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:13,780 Shut up, Brad. 171 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:16,480 He shows up every now and again. 172 00:09:17,060 --> 00:09:19,520 Last time he was here, he tried to bury Ray in Henry Light. 173 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,540 Oh, that was funny. 174 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:29,140 See ya, ballerinas. Come back here. I made it legal to eat my friends. 175 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:33,900 Yeah, it wasn't that funny, Brad. I could have died. I hate you so much. 176 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:35,480 What are you doing here? 177 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:41,520 I'm here to offer Ray and Henry a deal. I refuse. Just relax. 178 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,160 What kind of deal are you looking for, Brad? 179 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:49,160 You guys need to do a magic trick to get into the magician's lounge, right? 180 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,200 Yeah, that's true. 181 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:55,420 Well, ooh, magic. 182 00:09:58,680 --> 00:09:59,920 It's a pretty good trick, dude. 183 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:02,320 All right, Brad. 184 00:10:02,780 --> 00:10:04,420 You're coming with us to the magic palace. 185 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:05,780 Not so fast. 186 00:10:06,460 --> 00:10:09,640 If I help you, I want to become visible again. 187 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:11,460 How am I supposed to do that, Brad? 188 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:12,700 Not you. 189 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:15,920 The little science guy whose shower I've been sleeping in. 190 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:21,840 You can do pretty much anything, so I figure you could turn me visible again. 191 00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:25,200 I think I can. 192 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:28,320 Just need something to practice on. 193 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,360 Fifteen caps should do it. 194 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:33,670 Come on, Schwoz. Where are we supposed to find 15 cats? 195 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,330 Well, I can get you 15 cats. 196 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:38,110 There's a sad grandma on our street who has, like, 50 of them. 197 00:10:38,570 --> 00:10:41,310 Great. Time to go pretend I like old people. 198 00:10:44,790 --> 00:10:46,010 Okay. Love her. 199 00:10:47,430 --> 00:10:49,890 So, do we have a deal? 200 00:10:54,930 --> 00:10:56,270 Deal. Yes! 201 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,670 You visibles just made a wise choice. 202 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:01,579 Come on, kid. 203 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:04,740 I got two great ideas for magician disguises. I am ready to love them. 204 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:09,140 Hey, guys, I learned a great magic trick. Don't need it. Already got a 205 00:11:10,580 --> 00:11:13,420 But I put on this great jacket and swallowed the key. 206 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:14,760 So what's the trick? 207 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:23,600 Still with us, Brad? 208 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,380 Brad. Right here, blondie. 209 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:29,810 I hate you so much. 210 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:34,450 I'm not loving the disguise, Ray. 211 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,270 Don't use my name. We're undercover. 212 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,950 I'm the Amazing Ray. 213 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:45,310 Ah, that's great. Okay, so what's my name? Uh, I got a great one for you. 214 00:11:45,310 --> 00:11:46,650 till you hear it. Oh, why don't you just tell me now, though? 215 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:48,770 Tatiana! 216 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:51,990 I am the Amazing Ray. 217 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,950 And this is my assistant, Trick Boy. 218 00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,550 real magicians, and we'd like to enter the magician's lounge. 219 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,290 Just need to see a trick first. 220 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,330 Yes, yes, a trick indeed. 221 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:08,050 What a beautiful podium you have. 222 00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,970 Have you ever wished it were a little bit higher? 223 00:12:11,670 --> 00:12:12,670 No. 224 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,790 Well, wish no more. 225 00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,390 She's such a wish. 226 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:17,410 Magic! 227 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,430 It's too heavy. 228 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:26,870 What? I said it's too heavy for your magic. I guess your magic is a little 229 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,190 of shape. Shut your mouth, trick boy. 230 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:31,500 Why don't I levitate a book? 231 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,120 Paperback. Are you kidding me? Okay. 232 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:38,680 Here, look. I'm levitating a paperback, lightweight book. 233 00:12:38,940 --> 00:12:41,840 There it is. Ah, magic -y. 234 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,180 Nice trick. 235 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,460 Thanks. I guess that's why they call you Trick Boy. 236 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:50,460 Yeah! 237 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,500 It is. 238 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,800 Enjoy the magician's lounge. 239 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,260 practitioner of the magical arts. 240 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,740 Hey. I am the amazing Ray. 241 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,200 Alan. Alan the... Just Alan. 242 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,320 I know, worst stage name in the world, right? 243 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,780 Well, this is my assistant, Trick Boy. 244 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:21,640 Okay, maybe the second worst. 245 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:24,180 Oh, man. 246 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,520 Sick burn, Alan. 247 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,100 You know what Trick Boy needs for that sick burn? 248 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:31,940 Oh, really? 249 00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,180 Oh! 250 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:35,750 For the burn. For the sick burn. No, I got it. 251 00:13:36,570 --> 00:13:37,570 That's funny. 252 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,470 That's enough. 253 00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:47,730 Alan, we heard that a fellow magician stole the Swellview Declaration of 254 00:13:47,730 --> 00:13:50,930 Independence. Dude, you can't just come right out and ask like that. You got to 255 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,370 establish trust, build up a rapport. 256 00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:54,130 Oh, yeah, Stu's got it. He's right over there. 257 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:55,710 Check it out. 258 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:58,590 I stole the Swellview Declaration of Independence. 259 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,610 Just walked in the museum, took it, and left. 260 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,560 Did you do the pigeon exit? 261 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,980 Heck yeah, I did the pigeon exit. I'm Stu. 262 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,740 That's my thing. 263 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,260 I love stealing things. Right? 264 00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,220 It's so easy when you're a magician. 265 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:15,660 That's why I became one. 266 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:17,660 To steal. That's right. 267 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:19,580 Hey, Stu. 268 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:21,060 I'm the Amazing Ray. 269 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:25,940 And I became a magician so I could go undercover and arrest thieves. I also 270 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:26,940 that to do that. 271 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,340 I don't want to say my name. I don't want to say it, though. I don't want to 272 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:38,180 the name, though. I don't want to say Trick Boy. Trick Boy. 273 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,080 Well, 274 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:45,600 Trick Boy, how are you going to handcuff me when the cuffs are already on you? 275 00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,180 I'm terribly sorry. I'm not following you. 276 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,620 What? Okay. 277 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:51,799 That's pretty good. 278 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:54,780 That's pretty good. No, but for real, though. The show's over, Stu. 279 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,520 You're coming with us. 280 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,360 Am I? 281 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:01,360 I just said you were. I don't know why you would say anything else. 282 00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:05,320 All right, just give us a second. 283 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:06,419 It's really funny. 284 00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:07,860 Okay, let's go. Ready? You go. 285 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:12,060 Hold on. All right, you lift up and you jump out. Go under. It's a thing. Go 286 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,340 under. Go under. 287 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:14,619 Go under. 288 00:15:14,620 --> 00:15:15,559 Go under. 289 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,620 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 290 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:17,119 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 291 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,800 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 292 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,280 Go under. 293 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,480 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 294 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,900 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 295 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,040 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 296 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:25,339 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 297 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:27,500 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 298 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,520 Go under. Go under. Go under. Go under. 299 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,900 Go under. 300 00:15:29,940 --> 00:15:30,799 Go under. 301 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,130 Go under. We got a trick up our sleeves. 302 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:34,970 Get him, Brad! 303 00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:38,930 I said... 304 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:07,720 next trick i'm gonna make the two of you go to sleep oh actually i'm not i'm 305 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:12,880 good i just had a glass of warm milk on the way here so i'm good i guess i could 306 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,380 nap oh it's a nice thing 307 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,720 the worst headache. 308 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:35,420 Ray. 309 00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:36,860 Ray, wake up. 310 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,900 Oh, my God. Stu, the magician turned the whole room upside down. 311 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:44,920 No, no, no, no. 312 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,780 It's an amazing trick. 313 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,260 No, dude. No, he just hung you upside down. 314 00:16:53,060 --> 00:16:54,060 Oh. 315 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,740 Oh, that's a lot less amazing. 316 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,820 I don't know how you two got into the magician's lounge, but let me show you. 317 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:02,240 What we do to fakers. 318 00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:08,040 Whoa! What was that? 319 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,839 They're called razor cards. 320 00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:14,020 You see, I'm kind of the gang around here. 321 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:20,819 And you two are a couple of jokers. 322 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,500 Dang it, Brad! Get in here and help us! 323 00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,060 This next card. 324 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,840 is headed straight for your... My eighth? 325 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,560 No, your heart. 326 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:39,860 Ah. Goodbye forever, trick boy. 327 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,100 That's not my name. 328 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,400 Ow! Right in my shoulder. 329 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,600 Brad! Finally! 330 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:49,860 What the... 331 00:17:58,540 --> 00:17:59,800 I was aiming for Stu. 332 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:01,920 Who are you talking to? 333 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,960 He's talking to me. 334 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,920 Who just weakly slapped me? 335 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,059 Quit it. 336 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,060 Quick. 337 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,280 Well, 338 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,420 maybe you'll feel. Are you an invisible child? 339 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:15,340 You know what? I give up. 340 00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:17,300 Sorry, guys. I'm gas. 341 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,360 Don't worry, Brad. 342 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,440 I got this. 343 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:27,180 Holy Houdini, he turned himself into a bird. 344 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:29,910 You win this round, Stu. 345 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:33,650 I miss him. 346 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,110 Dude, he's right over here. 347 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,710 Come on back. 348 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,250 I'll get it. 349 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:43,730 What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 350 00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,910 Ow. Yeah, ow. 351 00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:49,930 Nice work, Brad. 352 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:51,370 Oh, God. 353 00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:53,590 Nice work, trick boy. 354 00:18:54,230 --> 00:18:56,630 That's not my... Thanks. 355 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,880 I had this straight jacket. 356 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:22,620 Mission accomplished, people. 357 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:28,160 Nice. Mission not accomplished. You still have to turn me visible. 358 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,800 We're still working on that. We're down to our last cat. 359 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:33,720 I thought you had 15 of them. 360 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:34,699 We did. 361 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:35,800 What happened to the other 14? 362 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:45,820 What is that? A giant lion? 363 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,480 No, most definitely not. 364 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:53,600 So, does this thing turn things visible or not? 365 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:55,500 Only one way to find out. 366 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,360 It worked! 367 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,680 All right. 368 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:10,180 Now point that thing at my beautiful face and make me visible again. 369 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,060 Okay, get in position. 370 00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,810 Get this chicken out of my way. 371 00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:20,070 Soon, I will be known as Visible Brad. 372 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:21,930 Just Brad. 373 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:26,890 Just turn it on. 374 00:20:27,470 --> 00:20:28,470 Okay. 375 00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:39,190 Somebody get me a mirror. 376 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:43,670 I want to see myself for the first time. time in 15 years. 377 00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:46,450 That's not a good idea. 378 00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:49,670 Ah! 379 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,190 What happened to me? 380 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:57,830 Well, looks like you maybe haven't brushed your teeth in 15 years. 381 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,850 Or your hair. Or exercise. 382 00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:01,490 Or changed your clothes. 383 00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,230 Well, 384 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,829 why would I? 385 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:05,830 I've been invisible. 386 00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:07,310 Well, there you go. That's your answer. 387 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:08,970 You look terrible. 388 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:11,270 I'm hideous. 389 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:15,040 If anybody needs me, I'll be crying in Schwoz's shower. 390 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,840 That's a private area. 391 00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:21,620 Emergency call. 392 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:30,960 Captain Man, emergency line. How may I kick your conundrum? 393 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,360 What's that? 394 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,520 Giant cats, you say? 395 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,320 14 of them, say you. 396 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:44,480 Run it. 397 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:55,900 Look, I did it. I hacked up the straight 398 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:56,900 jacket key. 399 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,160 Wait, that's my house key. 400 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:02,640 Weird. I swallowed that when I was eight. 29148

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