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What was that?
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No idea.
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Okay, that's either coming from you or
someone just opened a mummy's tomb.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's me tummy.
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He yells at me when he's hungry.
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Well, I'm going to yell at you if I keep
hearing ye tummy, so go get something
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from the auto snacker.
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Hey, Char.
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Dare me to eat one of these things in
this jar?
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No. You're on!
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I said no. I do not dare you to eat one.
I can't believe you're daring me to eat
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one of these things. You are crazy.
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I'm not daring you.
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I'll do it, though.
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Jasper, don't. We don't even know what
those things are.
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Here I go.
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You're thick, lady.
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I have to. Charlotte dared me to.
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Why would you do that, Charlotte?
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I didn't. I said we don't even know what
those things are.
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Yes, we do.
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Those are eggs for a creature I
invented.
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What kind of creature?
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Oh, I took organic material left over
from the alien space rock that crashed
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Ray's head.
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This is the one that's we are with.
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And I combined it with DNA from an
alligator, a honey badger, and a yank.
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Why would you do that?
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Charlotte dared me to.
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No,
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I didn't! You're thick, Charlotte.
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So, what would have happened if he had
eaten one of those alien eggs?
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It would have grown in Jesper's tummy,
hatched, eaten its way out, and left him
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with a nice big hole right there.
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He yells when you draw on him.
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Hey, Schwad.
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If those things are so dangerous, maybe
you should have, well, I don't know,
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labeled the jar.
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I couldn't find the label maker.
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Did you look for it?
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No.
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Come on, I'll help you find it. Oh, yay.
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Do you want me to help you guys?
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No.
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Yes, but the liquid surrounding those
eggs is highly toxic. You should
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go wash your hands.
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You daring me to wash my hands?
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What? Fine, I'll do it!
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You crazy swats dare me to wash my
hands? You are so bad!
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What, what, I didn't dare. God, I...
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Man, what is it about fighting the
Burrito Brothers that makes
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me stupid hungry?
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Stupid starving.
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I mean, is it the name? I am stupid
starving. Because right now I am the
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word for hungry. Or the Spanish word for
food. I could literally eat a fully
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grown Spanish person right now.
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Are these lychee? I think it's lychee,
dude. You know, the fruit that you can
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eat keeps saying lychee. Right now, I
could eat a whole bunch of lychee.
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I get down this whole jar of lychee
while you stand there and say something
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I don't care about at all.
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I'm starving. I'm eating a lychee.
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Wait. What?
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This is a bad idea. Why?
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Because, dude, you don't even know how
good I am at catching food in my mouth.
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I am also very good at catching food in
my mouth. I feel like I'm probably a
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little bit better. Well, you say that
about everything, and you're almost
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wrong.
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You want to go? You want to go? Let's do
this thing.
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Okay, okay, okay. Here we go. Let's go.
Here we go. Here we go. All right. I'm
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ready. All right, all right, all right,
all right, all right. Here we go. Here
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we go. Ready? Uh -huh.
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Here it goes.
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Okay. My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. No
problem, no problem, no problem. You
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got plenty of leek cheese. Ah, it's my
nice light cheese. Yeah, for me to
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disagree cheese.
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It's a numbers game. Here we go. There
we go. We're getting close.
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One, two, three.
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I honestly thought we'd be a bit better
at this.
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You thought we would have caught one by
now. Yeah.
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Well, it's the last light cheat, so
let's make it count. All right, I'm
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for it. This is the one. I can feel it.
All right. Don't mess up the throw,
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okay? Dude, don't mess up the catch. My
throws are gold. Yeah, fool's gold.
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What?
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What are you guys doing?
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Quiet, Charlotte. I'm about to catch a
lead cheat. Pronounce light cheat.
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No!
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What was close?
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If you had eaten that, an alien would
have... And I'm no longer listening.
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-second rule.
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Oh. I always forget how much I hate
leachies. Ah, me too, dude. They're
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Those aren't leachies.
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Can't you read the sign that I didn't
put on the jar?
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Those are alien eggs.
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Huh? Those are alien eggs. Huh? Those
are alien eggs.
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Oh, that's what I thought he said.
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Schwoz told us if you eat one, it'll
grow and hatch inside your stomach.
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Schwoz, did I just get pregnant with an
alien baby?
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We won't know for sure for a couple of
days.
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We know for sure.
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You're pregnant.
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Congratulations.
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I wanted an after school job, but then
an indestructible superhero hired me to
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be his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Checking my bladder. I gotta pee every
five minutes.
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Suck of it!
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Relax. It's only been a couple of days.
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Uh, excuse me?
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Have you ever been pregnant?
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No. Then maybe don't tell the pregnant
man to relax.
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I'm sorry.
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What's this?
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It's pizza with peanut butter on it,
like you asked.
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Uh, I asked! I asked for Henry to bring
me Chinese food. Yeah, but when he
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didn't come back fast enough, he asked
me to get pizza with peanut butter on
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And you threw your boot at me.
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I'll go find Henry.
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No, take the pizza away. We just said
you didn't want it.
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I'll go find Henry.
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Oh, so good.
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Hiding from Ray. The alien pregnancy is
making him crazy.
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And it's only going to get worse.
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What was that?
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What was that noise?
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You need to get out there.
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Ray's furious you haven't come back with
his Chinese food yet. That's why I'm
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hiding. The Chinese place is out of the
greasy food that Ray wants. Why?
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That's not a thing.
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It is.
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I just figured out a way to turn the
restaurant grease into expensive
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So now someone's...
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12 of you.
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Scientists are the worst. Right? How
dare you say that?
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Instead, the greasy food that Ray liked,
all I could get was this.
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A salad?
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Ray's not going to eat that. I know,
that's why I'm hiding in the elevator.
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What are you guys doing in here?
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I found Henry.
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Oh, my Chinese food, finally.
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Okay, yeah.
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I don't want you to get mad, but I...
Oh, I know. I know I've been so terrible
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lately. I'm sorry.
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It's just this alien pregnancy is making
me feel all the feelings. I know you
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guys all hate me, but it's not my fault.
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I'm trying my best, but what is this,
Henry?
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I asked for fried food.
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I know, but see, they were out of... Can
you not... Can you not understand that?
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Ah, I can understand that. I...
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Just got a text from my pop.
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Nobody says, ah, snap anymore.
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I still do. Anyway, peep this. My dad is
building a roller skating rink
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in the backyard, and I have to go help
him do that? So, dude,
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I'm Audi 5000.
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Audi 5000?
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You always use outdated slang when
you're lying to me.
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That's whack.
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Dude, I'm giving you the straight good
-good here, Holmes. Kill it.
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Wait, wait, wait, Harry.
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Rub my feet.
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Uh, I can't. You got a bizarre stuff to
do?
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, like, 50?
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Wave. Ednaud.
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Wow. Who are you talking to?
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One sec.
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No one.
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I'm pretending to be on the phone so
that Dad doesn't ask me to help him in
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backyard. What's he doing in the
backyard?
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Blasting K -pop and building a roller
skating rink.
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Wait. Is he really building a roller
skating rink? Because I literally just
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that up as an excuse to get out of work.
Wow, you really just made that up as an
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excuse to get out of work? Why are you
making fun of me?
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I'm just saying the normal thing.
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I'm just trying to communicate with my
sister. I'm sorry.
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Hey, Henry.
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Piper. Want to come out back and...
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50? Oh, sorry.
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Still on the phone.
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Hey, Henry, you want to come skate with
me?
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In the backyard?
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I can't believe you actually made a
roller skater rink in the backyard.
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You better believe it, home skillet. Now
I just gotta learn how to dance on
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skates and my midlife crisis will be
over.
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That makes me uncomfortable, so I'm
gonna change the subject.
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Please do.
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Uh, so, uh, how did you deal with Mom's
mood swings when she was pregnant?
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Hmm. As you know, Oh, that was back when
I was a Navy SEAL, so I wasn't around
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much. It was tough on your mom, but when
I wasn't overseas... Oh, hold up, hold
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up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
I gotta, uh, I gotta go to work. I
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thought you just got back from work.
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Uh, I did, but, uh... I don't get it. If
you just came home from work, why do
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you have to turn around and go right
back? I'll call you back. Because I,
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How's it going with the skating rink?
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It's going... wheelie good.
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Yep.
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Fry me a river?
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No, freeze on earth.
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Ah.
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You gotta go stop them.
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Uh, okay. Is that, uh, is that wreath
salad?
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He didn't want it. And it's a good
salad.
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You know, whenever I eat healthier, I
just feel so much better about it.
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Say you want salad, Charlotte!
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I know! That's why I was eating it!
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This place is a mess!
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Is that crouton?
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got double C thick.
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Uh, for your information, I'm not double
C thick.
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I'm capital P pregnant.
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You are pregnant?
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He had an alien egg. It's growing inside
of him. He's being kind of a gunch
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about the whole thing.
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What did you say about me?
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Hmm? Recycling. Club taking.
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Right. On my way. All right, kid. I'll
meet you there. Ah!
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Ah!
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Oh, big guy, you okay?
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It's not the floor, Crouton.
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You're in labor.
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You're about to give aliens back.
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This is amazing.
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Don't look at me.
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Try to get some towels.
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Yes, but put on some car TV.
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They're having an alien baby.
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Sorry, kid.
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You're going to have to handle this
thing by yourself.
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No problem. I got a great entrance line.
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I'm going to walk right up to them and
say, you probably think you're stupid.
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You did this to me!
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Stay when I get there.
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I gotta run.
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Yeah, just give me two minutes and I'll
be ready to go.
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Go where?
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To Greece on Earth. It's crime fighting
time.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Captain Man's having an alien baby.
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You need my help. No, I do not. You just
stay here and cover for me.
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this great idea for a crime -fighting
character. You're not coming, Piper. I
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this Viking helmet, these roller skates,
and this dope hoodie that says Rollin'
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Thunder. Guess what I'm gonna call
myself. I'm absolutely not gonna guess
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you're gonna call me.
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Rollin' Thunder!
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I need you to stay here.
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Oh, fine. Okay, promise me.
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Cross my hizzy hope to dizzy.
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Hizzy? That's outdated slang. You're
lying, aren't you?
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Yeah.
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You know what? Fine. You can come.
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Let's hit the bricks, doll.
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Now you're lying. Yep. Love you. Bye.
Oh, come on.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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All right. That's enough grease. We got
to get out of here.
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Hey, we can't leave yet. We got five
more barrels to steal.
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You're coming too far, sir, but you're
taking too many risks. We just need this
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one last grease heist. We finally got us
enough money to go to medical school.
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I don't know.
262
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Oh, come on, Freddy.
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I mean, that's why we started stealing
grease to begin with.
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To save lives.
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You guys must think you're pretty slick.
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What? Yeah, what? I said, you guys must
think you're pretty
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slick.
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We don't get it. Are we missing
something?
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Pretty slick.
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Because you're stealing grease, grease
is notoriously slick.
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So, yeah.
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Maybe you care to reevaluate my
wordplay.
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Where's Captain Man?
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He's giving birth.
275
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,680
What? Yeah, what? I said he's giving
birth to an alien baby.
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But right now, I'm about to deliver some
justice to you guys.
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That's right, more wordplay.
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Aw.
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Thanks, now they're armed.
280
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I still got my back.
281
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Okay, now I don't know what to do.
282
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gummy worm cheeseburger you wanted. Oh,
thank you, my sweet boy. Oh, you can't
283
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defecate. No!
284
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Why?
285
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Because normally this alien baby would
burst out of your stomach, but since
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you're indestructible, there's only two
ways for it to exit out of your body.
287
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,110
I'm guessing it will come out of your
mouth.
288
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:58,990
But, uh, what if it doesn't come out of
his mouth?
289
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:01,870
Well... I'm out of here.
290
00:17:02,670 --> 00:17:05,349
Please don't leave me. You're the only
normal one here.
291
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Yeah, that's why I'm leaving.
292
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I'll give you a raise.
293
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Don't give me the man copter. I'll give
you whatever you want. Just tell me what
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you want and I'll give it to you.
295
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I'll take a raise.
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Done.
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I'm out of here too.
298
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See ya.
299
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,290
Okay, fine. I'll stay.
300
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,530
Schwartz, you're going to get this thing
out of me.
301
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,590
I've got to go help Henry. He could be
in trouble.
302
00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:38,230
Oh, I'm sure he's fine.
303
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:40,290
Open your mouth and say ah.
304
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And then, after we go to
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medical school, and of course, we have a
two to four year residency program.
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Depending on our area of specialization.
307
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That's correct.
308
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After that, we start our own practice.
309
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Shut up!
310
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Uh, usually, yeah, but most of the time
people don't see this part.
311
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:10,570
Oh, I'm sorry, but are we boring you
with this incredibly detailed
312
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of our tenure plan?
313
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Yes! Zap us or let us go!
314
00:18:15,230 --> 00:18:16,530
Uh, I vote no zapping.
315
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:20,390
Either way, just stop talking!
316
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,010
We could get some salads. Eating healthy
feels good.
317
00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:29,010
No! Okay, you are going to hear our plan
on streamlining the billing process for
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medical insurance.
319
00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:31,630
Oh, my God, I can't take this!
320
00:18:32,430 --> 00:18:33,430
Roller!
321
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:41,960
What are you doing? I'm trying to kick
the laser out of his hand.
322
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,480
It's not going to work.
323
00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:44,720
Yes, it will.
324
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I'm helping.
325
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,640
If you want to kick a laser out of a
guy's hand, you've got to go like this.
326
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It's back to the crib you're lying
again.
327
00:20:48,730 --> 00:20:49,930
I sure am.
328
00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:55,070
No. You can't just...
329
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:27,579
Another idea.
330
00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:28,840
Hold on to your lychee.
331
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It's pronounced lychee.
332
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,400
Oh,
333
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,400
so cute.
334
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,320
And I'm okay.
335
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:42,980
I got Chinese food.
336
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:47,020
Oh, yes. I can eat. Come on, eat up.
337
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,640
Whoa.
338
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,900
That's from Jasper's face.
339
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That is my son.
340
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,800
i think it's a girl that is my daughter
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