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Jacob, I told you to put that coyote
down.
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I did, Paul. But he rose up from his
grave. And now he's a zombie coyote.
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How did you pick up and operate that
chainsaw?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no.
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What's your problem, man?
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What's your problem, man?
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Nothing. It's just a funny movie.
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Whoa,
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whoa.
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I'm getting a lot of negativity in my
direction.
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Reminds me of the time that I said I
didn't like Fortnite.
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You're bad.
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That's brilliant.
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With a B. All right, that's enough.
That's enough. That's enough.
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Now, can we please turn the movie on so
I can laugh and enjoy my broma hot
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steaks?
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That's another thing. Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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I don't hear you laughing at our scary
movie, but you're sitting there eating
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Brahma steaks right in our faces. Yeah,
all we have is candy and popcorn and
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sodas and donuts and taffy and slushies.
I mean, what the heck, man?
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Okay,
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first of all, I bought these steaks
myself with my own dad's credit card.
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And second of all, I don't get scared.
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You do?
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Yes, you do. You get scared all the time
when you do your tiny little shriek.
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Yeah, it's like...
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No, no, no, no. It's more high -pitched.
It's like... No, no, no. You've got to
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go even higher than that.
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No, I
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only do that when I'm startled, okay?
And not when I'm scared.
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Startled? Yeah.
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Startled my butt.
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Well, I'm sorry, okay?
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I just don't get scared.
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All right?
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Just calm down, buddy.
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Challenge.
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No, no.
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I already beat Henry in a dance battle.
You did. I got served. I'm big enough to
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admit it.
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For this challenge, I'm going to scare
you.
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Can't be done.
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Well, yes, you can.
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I'm going to tell you a story so scary
it'll... scare you.
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Bring it.
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And if I do scare you, we... get your
whole box of broma hot steaks.
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I can't be scared, okay, you crazy guy.
Oh, yeah, so we got a bet? Yeah, we got
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a bet. You bet we got a bet.
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Let's hear your story.
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Oh, you're not just going to hear my
story.
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You're going to see my story.
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In your brain.
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Quaz, get the story tank.
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I don't like that.
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And the sensory suits will also measure
the ferritol levels in Henry's body.
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Ferritol? What is that, like some kind
of chemical your body produces when
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you're scared? Yes.
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Well, you better make sure that monitor
can read zero because that's how much
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ferritol my body produces.
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Uh, yeah.
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I said, well... We've heard you. Wow.
Love you, friend.
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Quiet. We're trying to divvy up the
stakes or we're going to win. Aw, that's
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cute. You actually think you can scare
me by telling me a story.
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Oh, Henry.
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Poor, simple Henry.
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I'm not just going to tell you a story.
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I'm going to make you live the story.
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I'm already not caring about what you're
saying.
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Maybe you'll care now.
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You're in the story zone, deep inside
your brain.
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When I tell my story, you'll experience
it in the story zone as though it's
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really happening to you.
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For instance, if I say that you're
standing near a camel made of chocolate.
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Okay,
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that's pretty sweet.
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Is it?
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I don't think you'll find it sweet when
you realize that my scary story starts
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off outside of a house very much like
your own house.
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Okay.
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But the difference is, this house is
haunted.
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I can tell it's just you making a door
sound with your mouth.
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I wanted an after school job, but then
an indestructible superhero hired me to
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be his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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So, Henry, how does it feel to stand
outside a haunted house?
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I'll tell you how it doesn't feel.
Scary.
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So you guys should just give up now
because you're not getting my steak.
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Is he scared at all?
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No. The spiritual level is at 100.
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This is like zero in spiritual levels.
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Then why not just make it zero?
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Hey, guys, my moral levels are off the
charts. So can you please get on with
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story? Yes.
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So you're about to enter a haunted
house.
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But you're not alone.
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What is there, like a ghost in the
doorway or something?
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No, no, no. No, no, there's no ghost in
the doorway.
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Let's try, buddy.
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But there is someone else there.
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A friend.
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A handsome friend with huge muscles and
eyes that smolder like a sunset and hair
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like a waterfall.
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Can you please get on with the story?
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Sure.
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Follow me.
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If you dare.
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I dare.
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Wait, no, you're supposed to follow me.
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Looks like my house.
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Only spookier.
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Same couch, though, so.
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Yeah, well, this couch is kind of big.
Yeah, well, I'm just saying that the
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couch is different. It might be scarier.
The story's not about the couch. Well,
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it could be, so.
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Greetings.
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Where do you come from?
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Kitchen.
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I'm leaving for the winter.
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And I need a caretaker for this house.
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We'll do it.
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Caretaking your house will give me time
to write.
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I'm a writer.
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Gross.
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What are you writing?
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It's gonna take me all winter, but I'm
gonna write the great American meme.
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What?
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It's gonna be based on a stock
photograph.
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It's gonna have a hilarious caption and
capture the voice of our times.
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I love captions. Memes do.
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Best of luck to you.
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But... Before I go, you should know one
thing.
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Where the bathrooms are?
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No.
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Well, yes.
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But you should also know that the last
caretaker of this house went crazy.
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Ah.
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I get it. Ray's going to go crazy. Maybe
I will. Well, I know you will. Maybe I
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will. Well, I hope.
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doesn't go crazy because the last
caretaker of this house sewed his
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clothes together.
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Now those clothes will be together
forever and
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ever and... See?
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Why don't you go upstairs and unpack
while I stay down here?
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Not going crazy.
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Unpack what? I don't have any bags.
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Oh, really?
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Nice. Yeah.
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But, uh, too bad for you.
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I'm not scared of suitcases.
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Just go upstairs, okay? Fine.
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But be careful.
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You never know what you might find at
the top of the... Scares.
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I said, you never know what you might
find at the top of... I heard you.
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Cares.
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seconds ago.
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No, you're never fully in this
territory.
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What?
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Also, real quick, big dog, is that your
celebration music?
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Yeah. Third Eye Blind, Semi -Charmed
Life. Why?
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Random. It's not random. It's awesome.
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It's a little random.
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Just flip your bikes down and make sure
you're wearing pants.
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I think you know I'm wearing pants.
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Good. Great.
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Because I'm about to scare him off.
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Flip. Flipping.
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Okay. You're in your room, unpacking.
Scary twins. Just clothes we're sewing
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together.
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Okay. Socks go in the drawer, sweat in
the closet.
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Downstairs, the author is having trouble
coming up with ideas for the great
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American meme.
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I can't think of any good memes.
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How about something with cats?
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What are you doing?
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I'm just designing this glass.
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Yeah, well, references to old movies
aren't going to help me write the great
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American meme.
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You could try taking an axe and smashing
the door to Henry's bedroom and
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hurting him.
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I don't know if I should hurt Henry.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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I'll hurt him.
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You got an axe?
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I got this.
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Good enough.
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Hey, wait a second.
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I thought we were alone in this house.
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Oh, boy.
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I really have gone crazy.
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Come play with us, Henry.
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Sure, as long as it's not Fortnite, I'm
in.
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Little pigs, little pigs, let me come
in.
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Okay, come on in.
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Door's unlocked.
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Just turn the handle, dude.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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Whoa. What if a ghost came back?
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Would you be scared then?
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The owner of the house is back.
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And he's wearing a clown mask.
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Clowns are scary.
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Eh.
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Ooh,
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the bartender's here.
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Hello.
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None of this is scary, dude.
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And you have to make a public speech.
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A speech you're not prepared for.
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I thrive under pressure, dude.
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Nice.
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That's the version you think of?
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I told you, I can't be scared.
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Let me have some steak. Hold on there,
handsome.
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What? I was talking to Henry.
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As Henry's best friend and soulmate.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, what? I'm pretty sure I know what
scares him.
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Ah, I see.
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Now you want a shot at my steak.
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Yeah, I'm going to win the bet, take all
your steaks, and then share them with
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you.
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Okay, that defeats the purpose of... So
flip down that visor and be prepared to
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be scared.
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All right, this story takes place up in
Junk and Stuff.
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It was a day just like today.
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Wait, shouldn't it be night right now?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's night. It's
way more scary.
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You're halfway through weaving a
friendship bracelet for your old pal,
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when suddenly, Charlotte and I run in.
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Stop, I'm almost done weaving your...
Zombies!
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You're right.
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Not yet.
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But soon.
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I'm making zombie noises.
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A zombie that has to use the bathroom?
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Why, would that be scarier?
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Will somebody just please scare Henry so
we can win the bet and get the stakes?
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That's what I'm doing!
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Are you?
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Because I don't even see any zombies in
junk and stuff yet.
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I mean, I'm looking, and I'm looking,
and I'm looking, but... Zombies! Okay.
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Please don't do that again.
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Sorry, I'm not in charge.
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What do we do?
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I'm so scared.
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You should be too.
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Door's locked.
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We're fine.
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But no, no, no, I will not be unlocking
the door.
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Yeah, I know this sign says we're open,
but it also says diablo espanol and none
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of us speak Spanish, so it's always been
wrong.
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If I unlock the door, are you going to
eat my brain?
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Are you zombie -line?
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And that's why I will not be opening the
door.
258
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:41,270
Oh, no!
259
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,290
That zombie has a zombie key ring!
260
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,510
Seriously?
261
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,010
This is what happens when guys aren't in
charge of stories.
262
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:54,610
women just stand there and scream.
263
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,150
Oh no, they unlocked the door!
264
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I'm filled with fear.
265
00:17:02,870 --> 00:17:07,050
Why is my dad here?
266
00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,010
I don't know, but it's scary.
267
00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:15,050
Is it because while we go through that
whole thing about the door being locked,
268
00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:18,190
if zombies were inside the entire time?
There's no time to ask reasonable
269
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,690
questions because I'm a zombie too!
270
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:25,980
Oh, and so is Charlotte.
271
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:27,579
Really?
272
00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:38,500
Stop tickling me.
273
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,880
Stop tickling me.
274
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,059
I'm going to be honest.
275
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,400
Stop. I'm going to pee my pants.
276
00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:45,920
Stop, guys. Seriously. I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I will
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00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,540
pee my pants if you don't stop tickling
me. He's not lying. His urinal levels
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00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:50,540
are rising.
279
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,230
yet to decide. I thought we were
friends. We are.
280
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:03,710
Now,
281
00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:09,490
does anybody have any scary stories that
could scare everyone?
282
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,790
No, they do not because I can't be
scared.
283
00:18:14,430 --> 00:18:15,430
I've got a scary story.
284
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:17,730
Yes, yes, yes. Come on, come on, come
on. Do it, do it, do it.
285
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,710
It was a dark and stormy night.
286
00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,490
Just like tonight.
287
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,450
If tonight were dark and stormy. Right.
288
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,330
You're at your house.
289
00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:31,040
Hey, check it out, same couch.
290
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:35,280
Your dad and Piper come home with a new
doll that Piper just bought.
291
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,039
We're home!
292
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,520
With this doll I just bought.
293
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:42,780
Because it's an evil doll that's going
to come to life and hurt me while I'm
294
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:43,780
sleeping?
295
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:44,800
What?
296
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,380
No, no.
297
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,980
Look at his face, he's got murdery eyes.
298
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:52,960
Well, that's just too much mascara.
299
00:18:54,449 --> 00:18:58,330
Face it, the kid's on to me. This
story's not going to scare him. Piper,
300
00:18:58,330 --> 00:18:59,390
throw me behind the couch.
301
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:01,670
Bye!
302
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:04,370
Is that all you got?
303
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:06,370
I got one.
304
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,030
You're still at home, but you're alone.
305
00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,590
With a baby.
306
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,570
Okay, this is the closest any of these
stories have gone to being scary.
307
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,210
Okay,
308
00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:25,490
the phone rings.
309
00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:26,730
You answer it.
310
00:19:27,050 --> 00:19:28,590
Did you like scary movies?
311
00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:30,730
I'll bet this call is coming from inside
the house.
312
00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:35,310
Yeah, okay, fine, but that's not all
because the person on the phone is
313
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,490
a scary mask from that painting and
holding a knife.
314
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,080
wires, whatever.
315
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:59,940
Can I get out of this story tank now?
316
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:07,060
I have a story for you.
317
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,500
It's very quick and very scary.
318
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,120
Okay, let's hear it.
319
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:16,360
Once upon 15 minutes ago... Yeah?
320
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:19,920
While Ray was telling you his story...
Okay.
321
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:24,850
I infused the story tank with butterfly
DNA.
322
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:27,970
I'm sorry, what?
323
00:20:28,450 --> 00:20:30,190
Oh, you didn't hear me?
324
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:36,290
I said, I infused the story tank with
butterfly DNA.
325
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:41,570
So what does that mean?
326
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:43,570
What? Uh -oh.
327
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,430
Your atoll level's rising.
328
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:46,870
What?
329
00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:48,390
And urinal.
330
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:49,910
So much urinal.
331
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,080
Turning into a cocoon.
332
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,420
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait. Schwoz, are we close?
333
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,840
So what's going to happen to me, Schwoz?
334
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,820
Well, you'll be in the cocoon for about
a month.
335
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:08,680
What? What about fighting crime? What
about my parents? What about school?
336
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:10,900
I don't know.
337
00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:16,120
I do know that when you emerge from the
cocoon, you will have a strong desire to
338
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,620
fly to Canada for the summer.
339
00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:32,630
George, what?
340
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,730
This isn't a story. You actually did
this to me.
341
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:38,150
Sometimes, just get a story.
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