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And Schwoz is going to try to enjoy my
man breakfast if you come in here
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this one who's hiding under my table.
And I got these two off in the corner
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playing instruments I've never seen them
play before.
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You told us to learn how to play these.
Yeah, you said you want to start the man
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band so you can rent us out to bar
mitzvahs.
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Look, let's not focus on things I did or
did not say.
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But you did. Yeah, you did.
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Let's focus on why Schwoz is hiding
under my table.
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I have to. It is part of my game with
Henry.
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What game?
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I hide under things and I hit him with a
sleep dart when he comes to work. It's
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called hide and go sleep.
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Henry loves it. Actually, I hate it.
That's why I zapped you.
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Yeah.
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I guess you got me.
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Sleep dart!
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It's the vice mayor.
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All right, put it on the monitor.
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What's up?
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I'm eating a reckless breakfast. I'm not
going to stop.
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Cheerio. Good morning, Captain Man Kid
Danger.
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Why do you look so funny? Also,
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he says, why do you sound so funny?
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I've been in Egypt on holiday.
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That means vacation in English.
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Take it easy, man.
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I have a mission for you.
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I want you to capture Mob Boss Rob Moss.
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Who's Mob Boss Rob Moss?
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He's Mob Boss.
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Precisely. You can see him in our annual
calendar of 12 U's hottest villains.
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This is not safe.
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I'm inexplicable. Yeah, but you can
still choke to eat.
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Uh,
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which one is he? Yes, that is the
question.
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He surrounds himself with lookalikes.
That way no one can ever be sure who the
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real Mob Boss Rob Moss is.
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Precisely. That's what makes Mob Boss
Rob Moss such a slippery biscuit.
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Hmm? A slippery...
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Okay. Which means he's absolutely
delicious, but impossible to catch.
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Yeah. Caught him five times myself, or
at least I thought I did each time it
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turned out to be... Lookalike?
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Decisive. Okay, why would you take a
bite mid -sentence? You know what? I
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even care. Just a joke. How are we going
to find this wet biscuit guy?
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Our sources indicate that he's going to
be attending his daughter's sweet 16
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birthday party.
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Hmm. Sweet 16, the most important of all
the girl birthdays.
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Precisely. Now, I'm the vice mayor, not
the give -you -advice mayor. But the
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party is at Moss Manor. So when you
sneak in, I suggest that you dress as
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as you possibly can.
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Otherwise, you're going to stick out
like a llama on the loo.
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Roger that.
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And as always, on this mission, we have
a license to kill.
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There's no such thing as a license to
kill.
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Oh, so we don't need one. Great.
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Time to let the big dogs eat.
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I think it just means that we can't kill
people.
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Oh, I hear you.
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Wink.
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You've utterly misunderstood my meaning.
We're on it. Click.
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We're not allowed to just kill people.
Read that!
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Are you serious?
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We're doing gadgets.
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Come on.
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How long was I out? Long enough for
Schwoz to bring out a bunch of cool
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to help with our mission tonight. Our
mission?
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Ray says me and Charlotte can come too.
Oh, sweet.
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Yeah, he says that we can keep an eye
out for Rob Moss.
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And if things get crazy, he's going to
use me as a human shield.
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Wait, but he's indestructible. Why would
you be the human shield? Don't take
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this away from me.
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Hey, look who finally decided to wake up
from his little nappy.
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So I shot a sleep dart in my neck.
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Sounds like it was an excuse dart. Wow.
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Show them how the cufflinks work on a
Captain Mannequin. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
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See this mannequin over here?
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He's wearing what look like regular
cufflinks, right?
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I definitely know what cufflinks are,
and those look like regular ones.
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I'm just going to take one of them off
and put it in your pocket real quick. No
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big deal. Oh!
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Okay, first of all, don't put your hand
there.
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Hit it twice!
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Hey, you want to see something else
that's really cool?
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I don't think I do.
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Too bad, Jasper. Show him the DNA
glasses.
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Now, uh, these look like regular
sunglasses, right? I bet they're not.
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they're not.
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They got DNA scanning technology.
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Let's say you run into a guy that you
might think is my boss, Rob Moss.
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But you can't be sure, because he's got
all those lookalikes. So?
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You just push this little button right
here on the side of the glasses, and
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it'll use DNA to tell you exactly who it
is.
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Jasper, is your middle name really TBD?
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To be determined.
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Yeah, my parents said they'd give me a
middle name at their one -year
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anniversary.
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Didn't make it.
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Two gumballs are done.
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Oh, Charlotte's here.
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Hey, what you got there?
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Special gum for a special occasion.
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The vice mayor said you guys have to
look extra fancy tonight. I think these
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will do the trick.
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It's just terrible. Yeah, it tastes
like, uh, like, uh, like butt. Yes.
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Couldn't quite put my finger on it. It's
like butt. Butt. It tastes like butt.
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It's Schwoz's recipe. I just mixed the
ingredients and turned the gum maker on.
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Wow, she's mixing some butt?
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Just blow a bubble.
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I put some butt in there.
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Sorry?
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Woo!
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What? They look hot.
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He's right. I mean, he's not wrong.
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Great. Then you should blend right in.
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Why are you wearing tuxedos, you
gunchers?
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Because we received incorrect
information, sir.
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Hey, Steve, you just admitted to being a
gunch.
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I think they knew.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Why'd you make it for a tuxedo to a
Hawaiian -themed party? Because the vice
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mayor didn't tell us it was a Hawaiian
-themed party. Well, now we stick out
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like guys in tuxedos at a Hawaiian
-themed party. We know.
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It's gonna be a lot harder to blend in
if I have Rob Moss when we look like
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this. Yeah. I mean, the whole point of
the tuxedos was to blend in, look cool,
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and... We know!
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Aloha.
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What the?
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I'm gonna go find Rob Moss.
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Aloha. The goodbye one this time.
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Okay, so what do we do?
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Hang on, I got an idea.
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Okay, so what do we do?
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Stay focused.
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Try to find Rob Moss.
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All right.
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I got my glasses right here. Bingo!
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Let's do it!
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That's Rob Moss.
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That is... not Rob Moss. His name is
Jeff Martin. His name is Jeff Martin?
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Must be one of the lookalikes, then.
Yeah, that looks nothing like Rob Moss.
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Yeah, we know what they say.
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Don't punch randos in the face? No.
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Secret secrets are no fun. Always,
always punch someone.
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There's something wrong with you.
Something wrong with your face.
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Hey!
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Bingo! What the heck, man?
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Piper?
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What are you doing here?
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Feeling good, looking better.
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No, I mean, why would Joss Moss invite
you to her sweet 16?
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I'm internet famous. I get invited to
everything.
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What are you two doing here?
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In tuxedos.
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Standing over an unconscious guy.
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See, we are waiters.
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What? Yeah, we're waiters.
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So, yeah, we're just working the party.
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Well,
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if you're working the party, then go
waiter me up a can of cranberry mango
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punch. You know, I actually have a can
of punch right here in my pocket. Why
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don't you come over here? I'll give it
to you. No, no, I'll get you the mango
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fizzy punch.
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How do I look?
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No. Hey, who knocked out celebrity chef
Jeff Martin?
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Hey,
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can I get a cranberry mango
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fizzy punch?
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Yeah, thank you.
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Cute.
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Oh, the drink. Yeah, no, it's not for
me. It's for my little sister.
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Well, I wasn't talking about the drink.
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What were you talking about?
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I was talking about you, because I think
you're cute.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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Oh, I thought it was a costume party, so
I thought I'd just come as a cute
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waiter. I think it too.
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Unless you have to bring that to your
sister.
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I really should.
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Where were we?
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What's going on?
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Man, after a lifetime of working these
parties, I'll start to look the same, am
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I right?
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Nope.
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Yeah, no, you gotta stay sharp, stay
focused, totally agree.
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Say, have you seen mob boss Rob Moss
around?
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The real one? I'm asking for a friend.
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Nope.
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Okay, you got me.
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I'm asking for myself.
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So have you seen him?
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Nope.
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Sure do like that word.
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Yeah, so, uh... I'm in a band.
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No, you're not. I know.
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Yeah, I think I'd be pretty good in one.
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So you should come check us out when we
exit.
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Where's that cranberry mango fizzy
punch?
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Hey, Piper.
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Hey, Joss.
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Love your dress. Thank you.
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I'm going to wear it once, then throw it
away.
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Yeah,
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you should probably wear it more than
once. I'm sorry, backing up here real
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quick. What did you say your name was
again?
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Joss?
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Joss?
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Joss Moss.
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Joss Moss.
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Daughter of mob boss Rob Moss, Joss
Moss?
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That's right.
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Hey, waiter.
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Still waiting for my Cranman fist, too.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your
attention to this special video message
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from your kind host, legitimate
businessman, Rob Moss.
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Hello, everyone.
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I would like to wish you a happy
birthday.
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to my beautiful daughter, Joss, on her
sweet 16th.
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The most important of all the girl
birthdays.
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Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding
with the Swellview Police Department
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regarding the number of crimes I
definitely did not commit, I'm unable to
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here in person.
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Oh, come on!
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Got all dressed up like a... Stupid
waiter. No offense.
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The guy's not even here. I mean, how am
I supposed to go undercover and bust
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this guy if he's not even here?
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I mean, I can't punch a hologram, can I?
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Nope. Oh, there's that word again.
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So, you're here to bust Rob Moss?
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Oh, what, now you can say things?
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John, I'm sorry about tonight, but I do
have a surprise for you.
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You're not really a waiter, are you?
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Nope. You lied to me.
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Take him to the beaten room.
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Well, I don't like the sound of that.
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Did you guys see that?
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Yeah. Josh just got a diamond tennis
bracelet.
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Gorgeous.
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Ray just got dragged off by three huge
mob boss Rob Moss lookalikes.
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Yeah. That's a gherkin bag.
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Joss just got a gherkin bag.
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Gorgeous. Okay, you guys.
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You want me to steal that gherkin bag?
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Yes. You guys.
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Her dad probably stole it first. It's
not stealing to be steal from a
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Not accurate, but I like what you're
laying down. All right, okay. Can we
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just focus on what happened to Ray?
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He's indestructible. I'm sure he's fine.
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right. I'm sure it's fine.
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Oh, Daddy!
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How did you know?
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Excuse me, honey. I gotta go take care
of a charity thing.
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Rob Moss on the move.
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Gherkin bag still in place. On it.
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Did you see where they took Ray?
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Yeah. But, uh, there's a big ugly dude
guarding a secret passage.
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Which I gotta say, it's pretty cool.
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You know what's pretty cool? A Christian
Laboutine dog carrier that I didn't
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even know existed.
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I think I can get in there. I just need
a distraction.
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Have you seen what Joss is opening up
there?
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Henry!
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Where's my cranberry mango fizzy punch?
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Uh, I'm gonna... You know what? Forget
it. I'm going to talk to your manager.
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No, no, don't, don't, don't, don't do
that, okay? I'm gonna get you the punch.
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Yes. I heard that from you like ten
minutes ago. Here you go.
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Thank you, Charlotte.
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I just need to create a distraction.
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Just did. What?
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Gave her a soda.
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Shaken, not stirred.
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else, Mob Boss Rob Moss?
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When I get out of this thing, I'm gonna
break you into a million stupid pieces.
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I'm not Rob Moss.
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Really?
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Huh.
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And guess what else, Mob Boss Rob Moss?
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When I get out of this thing, I'm gonna
break... I'm not Rob Moss either.
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Ugh.
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Uh, okay, listen, there's a pair of
glasses in my pocket. If one of you
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just be a lamb and...
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Somebody shut this guy up.
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My boss Rob Moss?
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Yeah.
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I knew it.
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Did somebody say danger?
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What are you talking about? Well,
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if one of you said it, my entrance would
have been cool.
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Hey, Kid Danger. Hello, random citizen.
I'm here to save you. Let's grab it. I
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was actually just about to save myself.
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Oh, you're going to save yourself?
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I was working on it. Oh, okay. Well,
I'll just leave then. Well, I didn't say
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that. Well, if you're going to save
yourself, I'll just leave then. I came
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the way down here. Somebody please take
care of this kid.
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I love when this happens.
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It's like I get to watch a bunch of me's
beat people up.
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You seem like a real good.
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Hey, Mr. Moss, did your daughter have a
boyfriend?
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You spit on me?
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Sure did.
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That's disgusting.
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You're trying to cook me. Fair enough.
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Also, I'm leaving.
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What?
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Where are you going?
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I gotta go find Mob Boss Rob Moss.
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Want me to cuff him for you?
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Or should I say cuff Link him for you?
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I don't know what that means.
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Daddy! You can't leave yet.
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Sorry, honey.
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I've got...
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Never tell Schwoz how helpful these
cufflinks were. Of course not.
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All right, I've got to get back out to
the party. Ah, I forgot about the butt
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taste.
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Hey, I was just in the bathroom for,
like, a really long time.
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Not for, like, a gross reason, though.
For, like, a totally normal reason that
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someone would do that.
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What's up with you, huh? What'd I miss?
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How's it going, hmm?
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What's up? Well, you missed a lot.
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Okay, I got a diamond tennis bracelet.
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I saw that.
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Someone just stole my gherkin.
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Oh, bummer.
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And my dad's on his way back to prison.
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Uh, happy birthday?
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Hey, I never got your name.
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Yeah, it's Hart.
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Henry Hart.
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The way you said that was weird.
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Very weird.
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Hey, man, I was in the bathroom for like
an hour.
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Not for a gross reason, though.
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It's okay. I don't know what this guy's
doing.
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It's fine.
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He's here for me.
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Oh. I need to discuss who's going to
take over my father's very legitimate
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business.
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Is your father's business legitimate,
though?
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Never ask me about my business, Henry.
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He's over, pal. Let's get out of here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang on a second.
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Buddy, we gotta go.
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You wearing a diamond tennis bracelet?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's not stealing if it's from a
criminal.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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