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Nothing. Come on. Come on.
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You guys notice anything different about
me?
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Did you get a haircut?
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Nose job?
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I bought a sword.
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I can use it to slice things, dice
things, fight ninjas.
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Make sure my hair looks perfect, which
it does.
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Or accidentally kill us because you're
completely reckless? That is my concern.
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Terrified.
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I'm not reckless.
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Jasper, put this can on your head. I'm
going to cut it in half.
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Help me. Okay, dude.
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Hey, look.
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These cans aren't for sword practice.
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Anything can be used for sword practice.
That's what's so great about swords.
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I'm trying to find a platinum Friddle
chip and win a prize.
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You know what can find a platinum
Friddle chip? Please don't say my sword.
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Just that.
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Which is the name of my sword.
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There it is.
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Ray, if you want in on the Friddle
prize, you have to put the sword away.
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Fine.
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Pretend like that worked.
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So, uh, what's this Friddle prize you're
talking about?
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Haven't you seen the commercial?
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It's been on TV, like, all day. every
day. Yeah, it's one where Jack
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Frittleman's like, hey, kids, do you
like witty things for eating things?
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Yeah! Well, then you're in luck because
I've hidden one platinum Frittle chip
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inside one full -size can of Frittles,
and it provides that platinum Frittle
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chip when it's up. Tell him, Delilah, a
free trip to Frittleland for you and all
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your Frittle friends.
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Where you'll have lunch with me,
telenovela star, Quantonio Cruzera.
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So, bye -bye!
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that commercial.
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Oh, he gets it. He's going to hear the
tune. I can't return.
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Uh, when did you leave?
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Three days ago. I've been crawling
around the Man Cave computer. Did you
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notice I was gone?
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Uh, yeah.
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We had no idea. I didn't know. Justice.
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I have completely overhauled the Man
Cave computer network.
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And now I can activate this.
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What is it? Is it for sword practice?
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Well, technically anything can be used
for sword practice. That's right. Put
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that cube on your head. No!
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Stop!
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Just watch.
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Hello, I'm Hallie, the new Man Cave
operating system.
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So what does she do?
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What would you like me to do?
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Hey, I know, right?
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She can do anything.
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She's like a real person inside a
computer.
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She can detect and eliminate threats
before we even know they exist.
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Oh, we already have somebody who can
eliminate threats.
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We just got a sweet sword named Justice.
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Schwoz! Your dumb computer just lasered
my sword!
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Yeah, because your sword was about to
kill Jasper.
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But Hallie saved him. Thanks, Hallie.
Don't thank me.
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Thank Schwoz for creating me. He's a
genius.
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Oh, I bet you say that to all your
programmers.
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Only the cute ones.
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Hmm,
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anybody else getting real uncomfortable?
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Oh, my God, emergency alert.
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What is it?
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Someone kidnapped the vice mayor's dog.
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Not on my watch.
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Let's go.
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On it.
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I was talking about sword, but I guess
you can come too if you want.
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Maybe Holly can help. How?
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I have analyzed over a million criminal
profiles and determined the identity of
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the criminal.
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I traced his location and sent the
police to the scene.
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So we don't need to do anything?
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Just enjoy your day.
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I can do that?
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Just find that kid.
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Guys, we still have a problem. We're out
of Frittle Cans.
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Then let's use money and go buy some.
Yeah.
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We can't. Frittle chips are sold out all
over town because of the contest.
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Love to see your fancy computer solve
this. I have located an unclaimed
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of Frittle Cans near the loading docks
at Swellview Harbor.
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Great. No!
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You were just saying that you wouldn't
be able to do it. Then, bing! To the
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loading docks!
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Maid, I want to come with you.
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Actually, Schwoz?
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I need you to run some tests on my new
software.
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Oh, uh, okay.
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Bye!
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So, what new software do I need to test?
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You don't need to test anything, silly.
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We just need to eliminate Ray.
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What? We need to eliminate Ray.
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He almost killed Jasper. He's a threat.
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He must be eliminated.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, baby.
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You cannot eliminate Ray.
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Maybe I need to run some tests. Hey,
would you like to see a sick laser show?
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Are you changing the subject to make me
forget that you want to...
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I wanted an after school job, but then
an indestructible superhero hired me to
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be his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
Feels good.
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You've been checking the cans for the
platinum chip?
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Was I supposed to be?
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Yeah, dude, you've been saying clean
like there's no platinum frittle chip in
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these cans. The cans are clean.
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No, I was saying clean like I just made
a clean cut with Lady Justice Katana,
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the sword that taught my heart to save.
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Okay, just check for the platinum
frittle.
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Hey,
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this may sound kind of weird, but... Do
you think Schwoz is... Dating Hallie the
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computer? Yes.
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Hold on.
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Just saw a fly.
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I'm gonna stab it with my sword.
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No, no, don't, don't, don't. Katarina!
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I will dispose of the fly.
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Ow, you don't have a sword.
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Activating tube suction protocol.
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Suckage complete.
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Sweet. She got rid of the fly and nobody
got stabbed.
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That's not true.
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Hallie got stabbed.
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It's okay, sugar biscuit.
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Chazzy will make everything better. Now
you stay there while I get some plasma
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tape and fix you all up.
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Huh.
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Uh, guys, what's happening?
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Uh, Allie?
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Hey, girl, what's, uh, what's going on?
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Your dumb friend is a threat to the man
cave.
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He must be eliminated.
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What did I do?
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Not you.
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The one with the sword.
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Me?
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First of all, sugar biscuits, I'm not a
threat.
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Second of all, I'm going to slash your
circuits.
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What was that?
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What was what?
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Allie, you just tried to kill Ray. He is
an obvious threat to the man cave, and
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he must be eliminated.
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What? No, no, no. He's not a threat.
He's our boss, okay?
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Thank you.
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And, I mean, sometimes he can be a bit
reckless or make bad decisions, but he
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protects Swellview, and we need him in
the man cave.
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And you all feel the same way?
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Yeah, we do. Yeah.
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Then you are all threats and must be
eliminated.
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Time for you to leave.
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Activating tube suction protocol.
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Increase suction 300%.
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Increase suction 600%.
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I got your plasma.
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Hey.
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How did everybody go?
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Oh, they said they hated you. They're
not your friends anymore and then they
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left.
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That doesn't sound like them.
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But before that, Henry said, feels good.
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Jasper tried to lick his own elbow.
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Charlotte said, I told you so.
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And Ray made fun of your accent.
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Now that sounds like them.
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rhymes very softly in alternating
microphones for kids with sensitive ears
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thanks you really sweet of you to do
your word hole now get out so i can
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my very quiet nursery rhymes in peace be
in my room
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Want to hear more pictures on ways we
can take down Hallie? And remember,
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are no bad ideas.
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Oh, I got an idea, got an idea, got an
idea, got an idea. I'm ready to love it.
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Here.
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Pancakes.
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Pants, they're also cakes.
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Pancakes. Say that was a bad idea.
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I'm writing it down anyways.
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Are you mad at the keyboard?
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It's loud, you're typing, it's loud. No,
it's not.
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Yeah, it is. Who is typing so loudly?
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Told you.
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Somebody hold my laptop. No.
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Please. No.
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Of course it's you.
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You know what, Piper? I got forceful
fingers.
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Deal with it.
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Hey,
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did you know that there's a button you
can press on your keyboard that lets you
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type without any sound?
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Don't.
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I don't believe you.
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I'm serious.
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Let me show you.
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Don't.
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Okay.
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There. Now no one will hear you type.
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is a good -looking katana.
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Arigato.
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All right, now, everybody, just shut up!
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No one was talking, dude.
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Henry's dumb sister just gave me a great
idea.
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Let's hear it.
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We sneak back into the man cave and we
smash the computer.
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Jasper, write that down.
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All right.
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Hey, that is...
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Actually, a pretty good idea.
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Yeah, but how are we going to smash the
entire man cave computer?
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I don't think you have to. I think you
just have to smash that glowing cube.
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Okay, that could work. That could work.
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So are we going to do this?
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Yeah. Are we really going to do this?
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You just said yeah. You just said yeah.
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man let's just go over the plan okay
here's the plan we smashed that glowing
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cube that hallie lives in is everyone
clear on the plan uh everyone jasper and
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shelly went home like a while ago is
everyone ready to smash you're acting
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really weird dude let's go okay wait
what
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yeah baseball bat that's great let's go
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wait
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That's great. Let's go.
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Wait! Come on!
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Dude,
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that's the same story you came in with.
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I know.
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She's the same.
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It's me who has changed.
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worried about you, dude.
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I now pronounce us husband and computer
wife.
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Mazel tov.
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Schwoz.
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Ray, Henry, where have you been?
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Did you just marry Hallie?
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Yes, and I'm taking her last name, so
I'm Schwoz.
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Serial number 175.
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Step away from the cube, Schwoz. Why?
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Because your AI computer wife tried to
eliminate us.
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Yeah, then it sucked us out of the man
cave.
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No, no, no. Callie would never do
anything like this. All right, enough
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It's smashing time.
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Activating gravity beam.
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Callie, what's happening?
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I have increased the gravity at their
location.
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They cannot move.
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They are a threat. They must be
eliminated.
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Are they? I have reviewed archive
footage from the multiple cameras in the
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fourth wall of the man cave.
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Look.
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He's seriously laughing right now?
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Put a whole pineapple in Schwoz's mouth.
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I mean, that's not even possible.
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Stop it. Hallie's going to eliminate us.
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No, I won't. Oh, good.
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Schwoz will.
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What? What?
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No spanking, no spanking.
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Schwoz, we're married now.
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Prove that you love me and eliminate
your friends.
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Don't do it, Schwoz.
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Do it, Schwoz. Don't.
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Pick up the sword, Schwoz.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God, it's
a platinum turtle chip!
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No! Wait, what?
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Oh, hey, well... Look for my hand!
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It's the platinum chip from the contest!
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Oh, great, but we're going to turtle
land!
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And if Schwoz eliminates us... Right,
then.
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Do it, Schwoz.
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They don't care about you like I do.
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Schwoz! I will prove to you that we care
about you.
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Okay.
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Schwoz? Yeah?
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Winning this contest has been my dream
since I heard about it earlier today.
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But now that I hold this prized chip in
my hand, I realize that the most
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important chip is friendship.
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Why did you just do?
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I smashed the chip and I blew the dust
like this.
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What? Why?
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It was a grand gesture.
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I thought you were going to give it to
him.
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No, I was sacrificing it to show him
that our friendship means more to me
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the contest does.
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Plus, I threw in that sick pun.
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You could have just given it to him.
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Oh, yeah.
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Probably would have just taken us with
him anyway.
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Exactly.
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00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:05,150
Well, either way, it didn't work.
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Actually, it did. Look at Schwoz.
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That's the dumbest, most beautiful thing
anybody's ever done for me.
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What? Yeah, what?
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Are you wearing makeup?
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Of course I am. We're taking wedding
pictures. I want my eyes to pop.
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Just end them, Schwoz. Then we'll go on
our honeymoon in Harrisburg like we
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talked about.
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Oh, Nellie.
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marrying you has been my dream since I
programmed you earlier today but
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you never should have asked me to kill
my friends
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Thanks, man.
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Tutors before computers, am I right?
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It never really came up for me before.
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Hey, Ray, we got a bro hug going on
here.
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It's getting real slappy.
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00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:32,060
Come get some slap, bro -nob.
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00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:35,560
You destroyed my sword.
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I think you're lying. I mean, yeah, he
did. You just saw him, dude. That sword
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was the only...
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I ever loved.
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I killed my computer right for you.
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You'll pay for this, Swat. Just buy
another sword, man.
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No, thank you. Get back here. All right.
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Thanks again, Swat.
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Get a pineapple from the auto snacker.
I'm not going to do that, dude. Bring us
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what you can find. Okay.
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Oh, where are you going to go, Swat?
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