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Turn it on, please.
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Best $200 ,000 I ever spent.
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Whoa. How much?
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Ah, you got me. That was $300 ,000.
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Let's hang this beast of a masterpiece.
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No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you
missed. I just got you again. No, you
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didn't. You're guarding.
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I'm not guarding. You're guarding. I got
you both. No, I didn't.
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Stop guarding.
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Stop guarding.
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Stop guarding.
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Stop guarding.
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Stop guarding. You're not guarding.
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Stop guarding.
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Time out. Cease fire. Cease fire.
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Why? I don't want to cease. We want to
fire.
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Oh, well.
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Uh -huh.
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Heart emoji.
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Crying face.
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Piper is sleep texting. It's dangerous
to wake her up when she's sleep texting.
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She gets punchy. And bitey.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Turn it off.
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Turn it off. Turn it off. Hey,
Charlotte, what's up?
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Okay, so Ray wanted me to call you.
Don't tell Henry to get down here now.
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him to hurry up. Well, you can talk
about the painting. I'll tell him to
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bagels.
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Did you get any of that?
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They want me to come to work with a
painting of bagels?
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Just get down here, okay?
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Hey.
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Hey, hey.
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They need us down at work.
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What? You're going to work? Yeah.
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Sorry, bud. I got a job. But we were
playing. I know, champ. Listen, we'll
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after work, okay?
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I don't want to play after work. I want
to play now.
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Now wake up your daughter.
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I feel like we could do something.
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Yeah.
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Let's go at the back. Good idea.
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Hey, man, your painting came?
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That looks sick.
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Whoa, am I floating baby angel? Playing
guitar.
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But the painting isn't important right
now.
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What's important is tunnels.
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Tunnels. Check this out, you guys.
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Whoa.
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What's so exciting about tunnels?
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Get out. Just leave or you're going to
ruin this.
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I thought we were going to hang that
sick painting of me, right? But when I
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to hammer the spike into place, this
hole opened up and tunnels.
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Where does it go?
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The question is, Henry, where does it
go? That's what he asked.
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Strike two, buddy.
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So I was just figuring out where it goes
right now. It's got a drone in there
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mapping it all out.
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Oh, a lot more tunnels than I thought.
Watch out! The drone is coming back!
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I think that's Swellview.
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Strike three. Where'd that hammer go?
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Oh, wait.
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Yes, but it's right. The tunnels run
underneath all of Swellview.
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Two and a half.
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No such thing as half a strike.
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Now you're back to three, chief. One
more strike and you're in the penalty
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What sport is this?
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Tunnels. They run under my house, our
school, all 14 locations of Nacho Ball.
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So who built these things?
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A professional need.
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Who built these things?
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And the answer is, I don't care. Let's
take a tunnel to Nacho Dang Ball!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, what, what, what, what, what?
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Oh, guys, we get to go running into
tunnels?
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I mean, we don't know who built these
things or who could be hiding inside.
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I mean, where's Charlotte? If Charlotte
were here, she'd be crossing her arms
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and saying, I don't know about this,
guys.
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You guys!
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Or she'd say that.
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This
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underground
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air is great for my skin.
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Yeah, I was going to say that. You look
great. I know.
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I could not have been more wrong about
these tunnels.
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You were so wrong. I was wrong.
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It takes like no time to get anywhere
when you're going in a tunnel.
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surface streets, we never would have
made it to Nacho Ball, Six Falls Over
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Swellview, the movies, and another Nacho
Ball.
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What? Ray voted.
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Twice. In the same election.
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And guys, it's not even noon.
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We should stop calling these tunnels and
start calling them funnels. Am I right?
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Because of how much fun they are.
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Uh, guys?
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All I know is that there is absolutely
no downside to these tunnels.
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None. At all.
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Guys!
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Hey, look, a downside.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and
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fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Looks like a bunch of mole people, dude.
It is a bunch of mole people.
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Same ones that blew up the man cave.
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Yeah, but that was like one mole guy.
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This is like a bunch of mole people,
dude.
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Mole people are everywhere!
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My mom always said that mole people
would sneak into my room at night if I
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didn't eat my dinner.
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She's right, we do.
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Seriously? Look, I don't care what
anybody does in Jasper's bedroom.
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What I do care about is that you mole
people are in our tunnels.
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Now get out of here!
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Your tunnels?
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Yeah. Our mole fathers dug these tunnels
centuries ago.
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Well, we found them hours ago, so that
means they're ours.
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Yeah, because that's how America works.
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I'm so sorry. Not anymore.
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Get out of our tunnels!
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What if we say no?
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What are you going to do about it, Harry
Underwood?
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I'm afraid of the dark. Well, there's
light now.
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Sometimes it's just nice to be held.
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All right.
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Time to mash up some guacamole.
Everybody just relax.
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Okay?
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Why can't we just share the tunnels?
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Yeah, there's gotta be a way for both of
us to use these.
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Well, you could pay them all tax.
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What?
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You pay us money every week and we let
you use the tunnels.
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Okay.
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How much?
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Yo, while they're talking.
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sense i feel like you don't sure i do
got 10 cents right here
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in my pocket why don't one of you mole
people who blew up my man cave walk
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your little mole feet over here and get
it you don't don't do this right now
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that's right i'm reaching into my pocket
and pulling out a nice i'm begging you
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shiny god
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Who cares?
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We won.
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And again, zero downside.
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Didn't expect you guys all to stop
staring at me like that.
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What do you want, surface jerk?
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Surface jerk?
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Yeah. You walk on the surface and you're
a jerk.
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So you're a surface jerk, you surface
jerk.
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You're the ones in my living room in the
middle of the night.
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How does it feel to have a bunch of us
invade your space, huh?
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I do not like it.
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Watching loud TV.
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It's the middle of the night.
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Change it to quiet TV.
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Good idea.
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You most got to get out of here.
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Oh, do we? Yeah.
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Well, guess what?
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I have a we'll get out of here card
right here in my pocket.
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Wow.
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Why don't you come closer and I'll give
it to you. Okay.
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Yeah, I know what you're trying to do,
and I'm sorry, all right? I told my...
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Okay, fine.
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You're just re -texting, okay? Right
this way. I love you. Goodbye.
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Now seriously, you mole people gotta get
out of my house.
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show off my painting. We're moving it
down to the man cave.
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Best $80 ,000 I ever spent.
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How much?
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All right, you got me. It was $90 ,000.
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But it includes this bag of 400 AA
batteries that takes the power of this
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Listen, dude, there was mole people in
my living room last night.
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Mole people are the worst.
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All right, so what are we going to do?
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Dude, I can't have mold people in my
house.
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See, this is why I refuse to negotiate
with analysts.
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Uh, Ray?
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Yeah?
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Quit messing around, Schwoz. We've got
to light my painting.
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Where is your painting, dude?
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Huh? Where is your painting, dude?
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Those mole people just crossed the line.
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Oh, but they didn't when they went into
my house?
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No.
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So now that you're personally affected,
you're going to help solve the problem?
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Yes.
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You want me to cancel your 1130 massage?
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Yes.
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There's a $10 cancellation fee.
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Then no.
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Scream the whole way here?
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Yeah. It was for dramatic effect.
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And it worked.
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Now give me back my painting, Harry
Poppins!
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One more step, and we'll tear your
beloved painting to shreds!
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Oh, my day!
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Don't you touch it!
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Listen.
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What if we promise to never use the
tunnels again?
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Okay, will you then give us our painting
back and stop coming into our houses in
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the middle of the night?
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No!
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really bad about that?
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I feel like you don't.
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But I've actually got an apology right
here in my pocket. Wow, seriously?
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So if you come a little closer, I'll
give it to you.
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So how are we going to fix this, huh?
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I'll tell you how.
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The mole way.
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That does not tell me how.
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Whatever, who's Ray fighting?
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No, no, no, not him. We're scared of
him.
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We want to fight you.
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Okay, sure, fine, whatever. Who am I
fighting? You sure about this, kid?
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dude, I got this.
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I mean, they're mole people.
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I'm very scared.
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You will also have to fight blindfolded.
Oh, come on!
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Hey, not to be a diva, but I'm still
tied up over
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here.
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We know.
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Oh, you do? Okay, good.
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Question,
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are you planning to untie me?
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Of course we are.
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Great, great. Looking forward to that.
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Tiny thing.
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When do you think you will actually do
the untying of me?
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As soon as we finish saving Ray and
Henry.
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Cool, cool.
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Do they need saving?
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I'm sure they're gonna.
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Because it just seems like you could,
you know, untie me pretty quick, but...
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You know more about this than I do,
so... Yeah.
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I spy with my little eye something that
is scissors.
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Oh, is it these scissors?
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Yeah. Oh, great, I win.
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Actually, Charlotte just blinded
everybody with Spotlight.
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And you punched Jasper.
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Oh. Sorry, man. Your face is very mole
-like in the dark. Right?
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But hey, we got our tunnels back. Yeah!
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And my painting.
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Yeah, okay. That's kind of cool. Sure.
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Look, why don't we celebrate by taking
our tunnel to Nacho Ball?
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What should we do with him?
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Yeah, leave him.
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He's got to go home and cry to his mama.
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Old people never cry.
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If we can't have our tunnels, no!
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Should we be worried?
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He'll be fine. He's indestructible.
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