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Great party, man. And congrats on the promotion.

Thanks, pal. Henry! Piper! Get down here!

Battle home safely now.

You know I will.

Whoa!

Your party got crazy.

This place looks like Jasper's house.

Hey, was that my new kayak?

It was.

That guy won it during my party.

How? Playing badminton? No.

I bet him he couldn't guess my weight within 100 pounds.

Ha! He nailed it!

Well, it's my kayak. Is he gonna give it back?

I doubt it. I don't even know who he is. Little guy just showed up.

Lot of randos last night, huh?

Oh, yeah. But it's not every day I get promoted from project manager to junior

project manager.

Seems like a step down.

Well,

if I didn't get promoted, then why did we have a party?

Ha!

You can think about that while you're helping me clean this place up.

Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that's going to be a no from me,

dog. We party as a family. We clean up as a family.

You specifically told us that we were not invited to your party. Yeah, you

locked us in Piper's room all night with two burritos and a gallon of milk.

Then Mom stumbled in later and took the burritos.

True. But you want to know what else is true?

That I don't care. Boo!

Let's get cleanin'. I invoked the chore wheel.

Henry, you fool!

You sure about that, boy?

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

I'm wheel sure.

Honey!

Get the wheel.

Honey!

I'm awake!

I'm awake!

What time is it?

I invoked the chore wheel.

Henry, you fool.

I'll spin first.

How's that burrito?

It's saving my life right now.

Come on, come on, come on.

No, no, no, no.

Give me even a chore.

We got a ton left over from the party. Someone's got to eat it.

All of it.

Yeah, that's not going to be a problem.

All right, you're next, Henry. Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.

Okay, come on. We can go clean a party or read a book or gulag, whatever that

means. No, you definitely don't want gulag.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Now open your mouth.

It's Henry.

You late? Yeah, I know. My parents threw a rager last night and they won't let

me leave until I clean it all up. You know, you're missing a lot of important

work here, Henry.

What do you want me to do, dude? There's a ton of party trash here.

Just use Schwoz the Super Sucker.

Hmm? Just use Schwoz the Super Sucker.

What's that?

It's a vacuum he modified that can clean up any mess in minutes.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. He uses black hole technology to shrink objects down to the subatomic

level and just sucks them right in. Isn't that right, Schwoz?

That's how a five -year -old would describe how it works, but yes.

He says I'm right.

At any rate, it shrank and it sucked, and that's all you need to know.

Sweet beans. Can you bring it to my house?

Uh, no, I can not.

May you bring it to my house?

Will you bring it to my house?

Simon says, what's going on here?

Schwoz also invented an electromagnetic delivery cannon that can send objects

very quickly over long distances.

Or very dangerously over short distances.

We'll blast it to you.

Blast it?

Is Charlotte there? Because she's normal and I like to talk to her.

Sure, I'll put her on.

Hey, Henry, it's me, Charlotte.

How about those teachers at school, huh? Real meanos.

Ray, I know it's you.

No way, it's your bestie, Charlotte.

And I think you should just let Ray and Schwoz use the cannon and be thankful

they're even giving you the super sucker.

Technically still going.

Okay, we should calm down and deal with the fact that Charlotte just got sucked

into a black hole thingy and is in that vacuum.

And I don't know what else to do but just beat it.

It all just kind of happened.

I wanted an after school job. But then an indestructible superhero hired me to

be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

Did that thing send you to my house?

Uh, here.

There's a switch that says unstuck. Let's turn it on, see if we can get her

What was that?

Did the vacuum just break?

Uh, no.

Nothing broke.

Oh, my God, it just broke.

No. No, I'm not. That's exactly what I'm doing.

All right, we got to get her out of this thing. Yes, get me out of this thing.

Okay, I don't know how, but I'm going to figure out a way to get you out of

there, okay?

You better.

I'm sick of being trapped in here.

What? The whole truck of butts is going on.

Okay, people, God, stop sneaking up behind me.

Were you just talking to that vacuum cleaner?

No, I'm...

See, I was vacuuming with this vacuum.

That's not our vacuum.

Yeah, where'd that come from?

Yeah, it came from the... And why is it talking?

Because it's... Hello?

Oh. My.

God.

That vacuum is haunted.

Yes. So haunted. There is a ghost inside that vacuum.

I'm just as surprised as you are. So surprised.

Ghosts aren't real.

just found out that that you're here in a vacuum being a

ghost seriously yes they seriously know that you're a

ghost inside a vacuum because that's the only possible explanation for what is

going on here

a ghost hunter to come here and then recording them yanking the ghost out of

vacuum. Um, yeah, um... We'll have the first proof that ghosts exist.

We put that up on the web.

We'll be famous.

We'll be better than famous.

We will be internet famous.

And that is the longest lasting fame that there is.

I'll finally be able to quit my new job.

local ghost hunters right now. I'm sure there's plenty.

Or... Or... Or... Or... Or what?

If you just let me finish.

Or... We could call my boss.

Why would we call your boss?

Is he a ghost hunter? Yep. Is he? Yep.

Well, I don't see him listed on this website of licensed Swellview ghost

hunters. That's because he's an amateur.

You know, so he'll do it for free just, you know, for the experience.

Free!

Daddy -like.

Fine, just get him over here. Yeah, I'm calling him right now. Don't tell me I

live my life, Piper, okay?

Hey, Ghost.

What's it like being dead?

It's fine.

I knew it!

Come on, Ray. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

Raylo?

Okay.

Um, I need you to come over to my house, pretend to be a ghost hunter so you can

distract my family, and then I can get Charlotte out of Schwoz's vacuum.

Is your... Yes, my mom is here.

See you soon.

Let me talk to Schwoz.

Schwoz!

And I need you to blast me to Henry's house. Hello?

Schwoz? Schwoz up, Henry.

Hey, um, I accidentally sucked Charlotte into your vacuum.

Just hit the on -slug button, no biggie.

Jasper and I smashed it.

Oh, that's a biggie.

Yeah. Can you come over to my house and fix it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, just scoop up all the smashy bits from the vacuum,

them to your bedroom, and I'll meet you there.

Okay, okay, cool.

Is Braylon's way yet?

Yeah, yeah.

He should be there by the time I finish this.

have killed you to catch me?

Yeah.

Yeah, you're probably right.

Okay, attention spans are

short, so I want that ghost out of that sock box in five.

Henry, get over here and participate.

Yeah, I'm just, you know, I'm still cleaning up. Remember the chore wheel?

Wow. Was that today?

Yeah, Mom.

And, uh, I just gotta dump these vacuum parts in the upstairs trash can. It's my

favorite one. Don't ask questions. Bye.

Oh, I'm picking up a message!

The ghost says that Henry's mom should switch seats with her husband and sit

next to me?

Oh, well, that must have been a different ghost.

So there's more than one ghost in there?

Sure.

Let's hear from a different ghost.

Okay, I'm a different ghost.

What's up?

This guy's legit.

Schwartz, where are you? Are you... You got the smashy pieces?

Is that my dad's robe?

I got bored and took a shower.

What if my parents saw you?

Oh, that would have been hilarious.

Just hear your smacky people.

Oh, I'm going to need some tools.

Tools? Okay, I guess I can sneak into my garage, get my dad's toolbox.

I got it.

Schwoz, did you hide your toolbox in my bedroom?

You want me to answer that question or you want me to fix the vacuum?

Oh, yes.

Yes, the spirits definitely want you to keep giving me a hand massage.

Fascinating.

Are there any ghosts from Japan in there?

Can I get you a ghost from any city you want, darling?

I don't think you can.

Uh, I'd like to hear from the Japanese ghost.

Konnichiwa. Okay, enough.

We're not paying you to talk to ghosts.

You're not paying me at all.

Look, I'm in here to record again, but this time I want to see you rip one of

those ghosts right out of that vacuum.

You got me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a couple minutes. In the meantime, who wants to hear from

Jamaican superstar Sean Paul?

Uh, dude?

I'm not actually dead yet.

Yeah, he's still alive.

Huh.

Dude, did you hide anything else in my room?

Why would I only hide one thing?

Swats, are you close? Ray is dying down there and Charlotte is running out of

ghost voices.

Yee -haw! I'm Jamie, the dead coward.

You can't see me, but I'm riding a pretty ghost pony, y 'all.

Wait, Jamie, they... cowgirl's not dead.

Did you fix the vacuum piece or not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's finished. Okay,

okay. Now, go downstairs.

Yeah. And when no one is looking... Oh, this thing is getting kind of hot, dude.

Yeah, the pieces were too smashing for me to fix the cooling system.

What? Wait, so it's going to get hotter than this?

Yeah, and eventually it will melt or catch fire and Charlotte will be stuck

the vacuum until I can order a new part from China. What?

How much time do we have?

Like four minutes.

Unless you drop it on the ground or something.

Too hot.

You have two minutes.

No, no, no.

You do it. Stop playing taco, taco, turkey and put that thing on the vacuum

downstairs. How are we supposed to when it's so hot?

No, no, no.

Just use these oven mitts.

How many things do you have hidden in my room, dude?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Yes!

You only have 90 seconds left before that part melts and Charlotte is stuck

that vacuum for four to six weeks while I wait for the part to run from China.

Soda fountain? Dude, that takes pipes and plumbing. And when did you do all

this?

85, 84, 83.

Let's go.

So what you're saying, ghost of William Shakespeare, is

that writers are garbage and actors are the real heroes.

Yes, actors are the real...

Dude, they're too close to the super sucker.

How am I supposed to get this thing on the vacuum without anybody seeing me?

I have a plan to make them close their eyes.

Don't take your pants off. Okay, I have another plan to make them close their

eyes.

Everybody close your eyes!

What are you doing?

Close your eyes! It's important that you close your eyes! Close your eyes!

Listen to me, but don't look at me because your eyes should be closed.

What are you talking about?

Um.

No, Jasper's right. Everybody close your eyes. The ghost is about ready to come

out.

Which one? William Shakespeare?

Janie the Cowgirl? The Japanese ghost that could only say Konichiwa?

Yeah. I thought you'd be able to say more than that.

Just everybody close your eyes.

I don't want to close my eyes. I want to see the ghost come out.

Yeah, if you don't close your eyes, the ghost will steal your soul.

No way.

Yes way. I will steal your soul. Never.

Keep your eyes shut until I tell you to open them.

That's right. Keep them closed.

Uh,

but I'm actually late for my next ghost thingy. So

this house is clean.

Uh, the ghosts are gone. That's good.