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How's it looking, Henry?
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Looking good.
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How's it looking, Ray?
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Looking okay.
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How's it looking, Charlotte?
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I do not know what I'm doing.
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What?
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Why would you mess with a man, man, if
you don't know what you're doing? You
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told me it didn't matter.
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When did I say that?
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Ten minutes ago, when I walked out of
the elevator and found you guys dancing
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around, chanting, haircut change,
haircut change, haircut change, haircut
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change, haircut change.
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to cut each other's hair?
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With laser!
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Do you win?
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I do not know how to give a haircut with
a laser.
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Doesn't matter!
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Then okay.
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That didn't happen.
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Yes, it did.
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Well, who are you going to believe,
Charlotte?
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Your own flawed memory?
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Or three guys who've been up all night
playing video games and eating
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's not a tough choice. Yeah,
exactly.
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You might want to look for your
lasering.
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You better look for your lasering.
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What was that?
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Nothing. No, no, no, no. You tell your
screen.
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Dude, it's nothing. Nope. Hey, Schwoz.
Random question. Do you have anything
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that regrows hair?
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What?
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Don't worry. I got something.
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This hair growing cream works great.
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I've been using it on the side and back
of my head for years.
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Any instructions for this stuff?
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Oh, yes, lots of them. But I don't have
time to tell you right now because I'm
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late for my dinner with Bigfoot.
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Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Oh.
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Bigfoot? Like Bigfoot, Bigfoot? Yeah. V,
Bigfoot?
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Like the made -up creature who lives in
the woods?
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He's not made up. He dated my sister.
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Your sister dated Bigfoot? Yeah, it
didn't work out between them. He wanted
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kids, she didn't. But I always thought
he was a chill hang.
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Can we go with you? Oh, yeah.
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I don't like to mix my work friends with
my mood friends.
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Fine,
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let's go over dinner with Bigfoot.
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Emergency alert.
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Dinner with Bigfoot! Dinner with
Bigfoot! Dinner with Bigfoot! Dinner
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Bigfoot! Dinner with Bigfoot!
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Dinner with Bigfoot!
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Hey,
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the hair growing cream worked great.
That looks good, dude. Oh, nice.
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This worries me a little. Oh, hair!
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Don't touch me.
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You have to wear a glove when you apply
it. That's part of the instructions.
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But you didn't tell me any instructions.
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Okay, step one.
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Don't eat your ears.
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So, Schwoz, where's Bigfoot? Yeah, man.
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We've been walking around for four whole
minutes.
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I'm starting to think you don't really
know Bigfoot.
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Relax. Let me just call him.
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scream his name, then why'd you pull out
your phone?
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So I can get a picture of you guys when
Bigfoot shows up.
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You mean if he shows up? We've been here
for five whole minutes now. I'm
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starting to think you don't actually
know... That's a good one.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Oh, my boot!
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You
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guys,
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Bigfoot is real.
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Real handsome?
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I'm just kidding.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Oh, Eddie.
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Oh, I know this guy.
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Henry Hart, a .k .a. Kid Danger. Feels
good!
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Bigfoot knows my thing!
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Of course I do. Schwoz talks about you
guys all the time. What?
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Yeah, you must be Charlotte.
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Schwoz tells me you're even smarter than
he is.
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What?
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It's true, though.
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Oh, Jasper.
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Yeah. Oh, J -Dawg.
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How's that girl with all the allergies?
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She ghosted me.
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I keep texting her, but she never
responds.
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but certainly not least.
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Hey, there he is. There I am.
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This guy.
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You must be Henry's dad.
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Henry's dad? Are you kidding me? Are you
Jasper's dad?
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I'm Ray, a .k .a. Captain Man.
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Schwoz never mentioned you. Are you new
to the Schwoz Cave?
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The Schwoz Cave?
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Listen, listen. I found this great
campsite just past the creek. Let's all
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down there and have dinner and we'll get
to know each other better.
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That's a tough one, Daddy.
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That one there's Orion.
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Also known as the Great Bully in the
Sky.
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Those three stars are his belt.
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Legend says Orion takes off that belt
and uses it to whip nerds in the cosmic
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school hallway.
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Anyway, I think I'm going to sing Father
Figure for my Swell Beats Got Talent
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audition this year.
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I just want to sneak into town to get
that good salsa, but people would see me
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and they'd either want a selfie or
they'd try and kill me.
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And I hear that.
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I can't go anywhere without getting
mobbed. Appreciate your sympathy, Ron.
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Ray. It's Ray.
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I'm so sorry. Captain Ray.
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No, it's Captain Man. My name is Ray.
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It's hilarious.
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This guy has no idea who I am. And
there's no Dijon mustard for this hot
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I'm embarrassing.
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I'm embarrassing.
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I'm the one who's embarrassing. You're
embarrassing. I am. You are. Okay.
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Listen, you know what? Dude, you need to
calm down. You need to go in the
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forest. You need to take a lap. I don't
want to take a lap.
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You need to take a lap. No, you do not
need to lap. It's not my lap time.
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I wouldn't take a lap. It's pretty
dangerous out there.
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Okay. I'm taking a lap. Okay.
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Real quick.
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Is the hair growing in anyone else's
hands starting to burn?
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I do not have hair in my hands.
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Next question.
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Why'd you say it's so dangerous out
there? There's this hunter, S. Thompson.
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He's been setting traps for me all over
the woods.
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Hey! I found some pork chops just lying
here on the ground.
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No, no, no.
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People have been hunting you for years.
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What's so special about this guy?
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He's really good.
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He knows exactly what I like.
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Pork chops, root beer.
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Season two of Will and Grace on Blu
-ray? That's a good season.
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That's a great season. Maybe I can pick
it up with my foot.
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Resto!
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Sweet Mac and Malali, where will I learn
my lesson?
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Someone should go get him.
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On it.
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Anyway. It's only a matter of time
before that hunter, S. Thompson, catches
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You know, Biggie, my friends are
superheroes.
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Maybe they can help get this guy off
your back.
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Hey, Henry, grab that top hat that's
randomly lying on the ground.
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No, dude, it's a trap.
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Well, look how fancy it is. I know. I'll
just kick it out of the trap really
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fast before it closes.
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That's not gonna work.
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There's traps everywhere.
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Hey!
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Did you guys know there's a bunch of
traps and a really sweet top hat in the
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woods?
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And even though Captain Man and Kid
Danger didn't show up to the emergency,
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everything was okay.
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Just kidding. It was a disaster.
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We'll get back to you later with a full
list of terrible injuries.
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But for now... let's move on to
tonight's big story, Bigfoot.
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That's right, Mary.
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Local jerk Mitch Bilski claims to have
had a run -in with the notoriously hairy
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creature while he was, quote, chilling
out, maxing, relaxing with his bros.
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Here for comment is Bigfoot expert and
well -known internet troll, F. Thompson.
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Yeah.
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I'm sick of people telling me that
Bigfoot isn't real.
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Because Bigfoot is real!
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And I'm gonna catch him!
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And no one's going to laugh at me
anymore.
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Well, local jerk Mitch Bilski won't
laugh at you because he saw Bigfoot
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In the woods.
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Tonight? In the woods.
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Okay, well.
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Here is the list of the people who were
injured when Captain Man and Kid Danger
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didn't show up.
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Did you hear that? Yeah. My name's going
to be
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on that list of injured people.
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Oh, there I am. Jake Hart, self
-inflicted.
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No, I'm talking about Bigfoot.
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He's in the woods. Do you know how many
likes I could get if I posted a selfie
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with Bigfoot?
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A lot?
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I can get bonafide on TwitFlash.
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I'm 42 and three quarters years old.
What is bonafide?
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It's that little blue checkmark next to
your name that means you're better than
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everyone else.
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If I help you get that checkmark, will
you finally respect me?
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If I say yes, will you come with?
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Yes. Then let's go!
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Wait!
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What about your great -grandfather's
birthday?
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We got him balloons. What more does he
want?
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Sorry, Grampy.
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Thanks. Yeah, you got it. It was really
hard to go to the bathroom with all that
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hand hair. I don't want to hear about
it. Okay, I'll go tell Shark.
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Hey,
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I got the pine needles you wanted to
cover the trap.
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Oh, my God, where'd the trap go?
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Seriously? That's all the pine needles
you could get?
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Well, I could have gotten more if maybe
someone would have helped me.
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Ugh, fine, I'll help.
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Jasper Schwoz, go with Charlotte and get
more pine needles.
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So, what's the plan?
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We're going to trap that jerkbag hunter.
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Yeah, Bigfoot likey.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then as soon as we
spring the trap, Captain Man and I will
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pop out, hit him with the memory wiper,
and he won't even remember that you're
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Bigfoot.
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Solid plan.
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Yeah. How does this trap work?
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Great question, foot.
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You're going to stand right over there.
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And when the hunter sees you, he's going
to be like, there's Bigfoot.
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Yeah. And then he's going to walk over
and stand right here, this spot.
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Right here? Right where we're standing
right now. Yeah. And then Schwoz will
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a button and he'll spring the trap.
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This trap right here? The same. The one
we're standing over right now. Where is
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this button that springs the trap we're
standing on right now? Another great
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question, foot.
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It is right... there.
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Hey there, fella.
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Would you mind stepping over here into
the... Whoa!
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Okay, we need a new plan.
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Scrape for help? Scrape for help.
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news is going to pick up.
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This has been Brian the Fender Bender
with the KLBY News. Is your phone
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during? It sure is, Trent.
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Let me just take care of that.
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Hi, this is Mary G. How you be?
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No, it's a good time.
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It's not a good time.
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That's right, Trent.
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It's a great time. Let me just put you
on speaker.
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in the world and show pictures of them.
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Grab the cameras, Maddie. We're going to
the woods.
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Rick Cohen, bring the news desk.
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Hold on a sec. My mom's calling.
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Hi, Mama G. How you be?
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They found Bigfoot, Mayor. I saw it on
the news. She scared a local jerk.
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He called the news.
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They're on the way.
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Relax, but I'm going to laser us out of
here.
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No, no, no. Dude, it's diamond -plated
theater.
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Maybe if I set this thing to kill.
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Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
What, what? Look at his arm.
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Yeah, it's big, but mine are way bigger.
What? No, it's not. Look at the bald
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spot.
254
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It's like it's got normal skin.
255
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So? So, this might sound crazy, but what
if we shave Bigfoot with our lasers?
256
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Okay, I love that.
257
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It's kind of my thing.
258
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Exactly. So if we zap your hair off,
when they open this up, there'll just be
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three totally normal hairless dudes just
chilling in the woods.
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Hairless boys! Exactly.
261
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I don't know.
262
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You hear that? The news is coming. Yeah.
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The world's finally going to know the
name of Hunter S. Thompson.
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You're mine now, you big smelly hairbag.
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Be gentle.
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tree sap on my exposed skin. If you
don't have bug spray, it's a great
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alternative. Yeah, there's no way that's
true.
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Piper, I know a lot about nature. My
parents used to leave me in the woods
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month every summer.
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See this moss?
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What about it?
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Reticulated ever brown moss.
273
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Very safe to eat. The locals call it
nature's salad.
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Yeah, this says that ever brown moss is
brown.
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That was green.
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Green moss, brown moss.
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It's all nature, baby.
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My phone says that's North American mold
moss and it's highly toxic.
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Yeah.
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Tastes really bad.
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KLDY news alert.
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Bigfoot is in a trap right near us.
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I feel weird.
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put it over there by the bush. Wait!
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Wait!
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further down?
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Which are a real thing. Mm -hmm.
288
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Whoa! I never heard of no hair shorts.
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Well, uh, I have.
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And, uh, you know what? I say hair
shorts are the coolest.
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How about that? Okay?
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Did you hear?
293
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Kid Danger says hair shorts are the
coolest!
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Yeah! And he's an influencer, so hair
shorts have to be cool.
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I... I mean, those are the...
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That wraps her up.
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So, you guys want to go back to the man
cave and watch Will and Grace?
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Season two? Do you even have to act?
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Oh, look.
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Some cheese.
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What? No, no, no. Dude, don't. Don't.
Just let him. It's the only way he'll
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learn. These things are cheesetastic.
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with my top hat.
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