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Name three of America's founding
fathers.
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King... I'm gonna stop you right there.
I was gonna say Martin Luther King.
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Junior. You're gonna fail this test.
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Correct.
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Coming in with corn!
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So what'd I miss while I was in Iowa?
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A razor?
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Oh, you're talking about my mustache.
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What do you think?
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I think it's even worse than your chain
wallet.
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A choo -choo chain?
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I love this thing.
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Henry, will you please talk some sense
into your friend?
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Jasper, I do not like that mustache.
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Thank you.
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I love it. What?
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I said I love it.
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Dude, would you grow that bad boy?
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Well, if you mustache.
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I must.
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I grew Oz at my cousin's wedding in
Iowa.
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Dude, respect.
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Are you guys messing with me right now?
I don't know what you're talking about.
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Facial hair.
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Can you guys watch my class, Tara, while
I... What is on your face?
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Well, if you mustache.
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That's my new mustache.
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Like it? Can I be 100 % honest here?
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Thank you.
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Love the mustache.
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What? Love the mustache.
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Love the mustache.
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Love the mustache.
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Otto loves it, too.
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Where'd you get the bird?
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He's our class parrot, Otto.
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It's my turn to take care of him for the
weekend.
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Aww.
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Well, hey there, buddy.
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Oh, my name's... Yeah,
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don't touch him. He doesn't like that.
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Don't touch him.
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So he talks and stuff?
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Nah, he just picks up phrases and
repeats things sometimes.
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Otto, say sweet dash, Jasper.
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Sweet dash, Jasper.
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Sweet dash, Jasper.
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I gotta go grab his bird seat for my
car. I have a driver's license.
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Sent by mistake. Why do we have to keep
things? Established.
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Hey, come on. Let's get back to studying
history.
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What? How can we study our past when we
got a talking parrot and a mustache in
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our present?
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You know, there could be a mustache in
your future.
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You really think I should grow one? Yes.
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You could have a mustache as Henry Hart
and as Kid Danger.
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Dude, if I had a mustache, then I would
be Man Danger.
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I just got chills. What?
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Hey, be quiet.
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Why? Because I don't want Piper to walk
in here and hear you say that Henry is
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Kid Danger. Henry is Kid Danger.
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Henry is kid danger. Henry is kid
danger.
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See, that's what I didn't want to
happen.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Otto that I'm Kid Danger, Charlotte.
Yeah, not a great move, Charlotte.
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I didn't mean to. I was trying to get
you guys to stop saying that Henry is
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Danger. Henry is Kid Danger.
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Henry is Kid Danger.
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I have a problem.
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I have a solution.
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Sorry, Otto.
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Blame Charlotte. No!
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You can't kill Otto.
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It's not his fault.
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Yeah, it's your fault. Yeah, that's why
I said blame Charlotte.
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Look, we can talk about whose fault it
is later.
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Yours.
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Right now, we have to deal with the fact
that Piper's about to walk in here and
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hear, Henry is in danger.
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Okay, new plan, new plan.
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You go outside and stall Piper for as
long as you can.
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How am I supposed to do that?
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I don't know, just tell her that you
lost a retainer and she needs to help
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find it. I don't have a retainer. My
teeth are perfect.
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I lost my retainer last week. I've been
using the paper clip. Works just as
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well.
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Look, I'm not going to say... I lost my
retainer. That's a terrible excuse.
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Okay, then make up a new excuse, okay? I
don't care, Charlotte. You're the smart
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one. All right, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go.
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Hey, help me bring this seed stack
inside.
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Uh, you can't go inside.
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Why not?
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Because.
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Uh.
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I lost my retainer and I need you to
help me find it.
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But your teeth are perfect.
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I know.
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Because I have a retainer.
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Which I lost.
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And now my teeth are going crazy.
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You gotta help me find it right now. Why
can't you just use a paper clip? Girl
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code.
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Really? Girl code.
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Girl code.
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Help me hide out a little upstairs until
we figure something out.
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Alright, what do we tell Piper when she
comes back and there's no auto?
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Uh, that someone broke it and stole it.
Yes!
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Wait, where are you going? I got a great
idea, Henry. Henry is in danger.
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Henry is in danger.
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Yeah, I know that, Otto. Shut your dang
beak.
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What was that?
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Uh, I don't know, but I think I saw a
retainer in those bushes.
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What did you just do?
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Oh, I threw a pot of plants through your
door.
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Why? Uh, to make this place look like a
juicy crime scene. You're welcome.
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All right, now hit me.
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In the face.
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Why would I hit you in the face?
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Because when the cops get here, I need
them to think that I put up a fight.
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They're not going to believe a kid with
a mustache just ran away.
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Dang it, you're right.
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Yeah, I am.
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Now hit me. In the face.
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What was that?
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Nothing, nothing. Just keep looking for
my retainer. I found it.
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Found what?
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Your retainer.
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Yeah, okay, thank you. Wait, what?
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I've got it right here.
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Wow.
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I can't believe...
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your teeth were going crazy and you
needed to retain her right now so put it
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girl code
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robbers. What robbers?
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Where's Otto?
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They took him, but not without a fight,
which you can see from my face.
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Where's Henry?
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He got scared and ran upstairs.
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Of course he did.
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I'm gonna go check on him.
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Who are you calling?
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The cops. This is obviously a juicy
crime scene.
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It is a juicy crime scene, isn't it?
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Hold still. Hold still. I'm trying to
get it out. I'm trying to do it. Do you
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want it out or not? Yes, I want it out.
Okay, well, then just chill. All right.
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Oh, oh. My gosh, your teeth are perfect.
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I know. I get a lot of compliments.
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Guys, stop kissing.
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We have a crisis downstairs.
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What? We're not kissing. I'm just trying
to get this retainer out of Charlotte's
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mouth. Yeah, Piper made me put it in,
and now it's stuck.
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Hey, my retainer case. Where'd you guys
find this?
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This is your retainer?
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If it came from that case, then yeah.
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Just run away. You're kind of kissing
me.
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Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
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So, where's Otto?
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Henry is in danger.
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Hey, what's up, man? We got a little bit
of a situation here.
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I heard Jasper has a mustache. Now let
me see it.
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Jasper, come here.
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Oh, Captain Man, that's a sweet sash.
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Jasper's stash is sweet!
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You like?
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Yeah, that is a very mildly leaped
sweater.
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Has the whole world gone crazy?
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Crazy for Jasper's stash.
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You're getting a raise, buddy.
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Yes! Look, later on, we can all give
some love to Jasper's lip sweater.
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Can and will.
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Right now, we got a problem, okay?
Because Piper's talking bird found out
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I'm Kid Danger, so now we're hiding it
in my closet so it doesn't tell the
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secret to everybody in Swellview.
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You got yourself quite a pickle, my
friend.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Here's what I'm thinking.
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All right, I'm going to go to a pet
store. I'm going to find a bird that
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exactly like the one that... Ah, stupid.
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Okay.
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What you need is a bird clone.
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What? Can you clone a bird?
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Yeah. You can clone a bird.
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Do you need a feather?
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Yeah. Just needs a feather.
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We can get a feather.
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Great. You got us a feather. Choice
clones a new bird that don't know
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from nothing.
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kill the old one, swap in the new one,
bada -boom, bada -bing, Mishwas and
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Jasper go to the bed in cages.
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Yeah! Eh, let's not kill the old one.
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Potato, potato, just bring us a feather.
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Potato, potato.
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Potato, potato, potato, potato, just
bring us a feather, you spicy tomato!
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Um... Alright.
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Easy enough. I'll get a feather.
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Henry is in danger.
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And he really likes saying that. Yeah.
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and they want to talk to you and Henry.
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Then we will go downstairs.
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Let's go.
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Fantastic. I'm excited.
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Yeah. Get a feather.
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Did one of you just say something?
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I said, Henry kissed a stranger.
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Sure did.
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Mom told you to stop doing that.
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feathers are you then I caught the bird
thief's ninja star midair and I
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was gonna throw it back at him but I
have a code I won't kill
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I'm like Batman if Batman had a
mustache.
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And what were you doing during all this?
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Um, I was upstairs.
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Hiding?
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No. Crying?
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No. Just write down crying?
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Blondie was crying.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I'm taking a bunch of all -by -my
-selfies.
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Wait, all -by -my -selfies?
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Yeah, sad pictures of me being alone
because someone stole my bird.
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I post them online and people give me
attention.
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Does that work?
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Oh, heck yeah.
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Look at how many thoughts and prayers
I've gotten.
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That's a lot of T's and P's.
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Of course it is. Look how fat I am.
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Hey, Pablo.
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Sherry. This is our police sketch
artist. We need you and your cowardly
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to tell him what the thief looked like.
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Oh, I don't think he got a good look at
the perp. This guy ran away pretty
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quickly.
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Actually,
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I didn't run away quickly.
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Okay, so I actually did get a good look
at the perp.
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I know exactly what the perp looks like.
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You do?
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Yeah, I do.
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Then tell Pablo exactly what he looks
like.
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What? I didn't say I knew exactly what
he looks like.
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Oh, you said exactly.
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With infinite.
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Then I will describe to Pablo exactly
what he looked like.
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Wow. That's a lot of eye contact, Pablo.
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I got it!
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Henry is in danger.
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Shut up, Otto!
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Sorry for slamming the door.
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And his left eye was brown, and his
right eye was also brown,
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and that's all the perp's face parts.
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Let's see it, Pablo.
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Is this the man who stole the bird?
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Go get him, boys.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who's this?
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Uh, that's my friend, Charlotte.
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Your real name?
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It is not.
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She's good.
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A candlelight vigil is being held
tonight at a Swellview home for Otto,
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Swellview Junior High's beloved class
parrot.
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Otto was kidnapped earlier today by this
man.
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That's right, Mary.
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A police department spokesperson said,
hey, wait, that guy looks familiar.
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Let's go live at the candlelight vigil
with Brian Bender. Oh, I know him.
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He's Brian from the news, where I work.
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Thanks, Mary. I'm here with Piper Hart,
who is sad.
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This isn't about me, Brian.
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It's about Otto.
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And the GoFundYourself account I set up
for my pity party.
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I am accepting donations now.
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It's very brave of you.
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I know.
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But good news. Police say a specially
trained bird -sniffing snake is being
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brought right to this location to help
find Otto.
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Wait, what?
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Yes.
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Boy, a special bird -sniffing snake is
on its way, and police say it will
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definitely pick up Otto's scent and lead
them right to wherever the thief has
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hidden Otto.
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Oh.
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Okay. Great.
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I will stay here, then.
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This has been Brian the Fender Bender
with the KLVY News Team. I'd like to
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a shout -out to Mary from the news where
I work.
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Hi.
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Come on, come on, come on. Pick up, pick
up, pick up, pick up.
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Hey, Henry.
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What's up?
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Hey, did Schwoz clone a new auto yet?
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Uh, hang on.
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Are we close?
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I think so.
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Schwoz says we're close.
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All right, well, tell Schwoz to hurry
up, because there's a bird -sniffing
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on its way, and they're going to find
Otto in my closet, and everyone's going
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hear... The moon landing was fake.
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Hey, wait a second. Otto, stop saying
that. Henry is in danger.
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Dang it!
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Well, why can't you sneak Otto out of
the house before the bird -sniffing
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even gets there?
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Because my house is surrounded by people
holding up picks of candles on their
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phones and donating to Piper's
GoFundYourself account. I need that new
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up and clone a new auto.
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Okay. Anytime you say, hurry up and
clone, that's when the mistakes happen.
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But it's safe, right? Like you've cloned
things before?
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Yeah, I've cloned myself.
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I mean, I myself have cloned many things
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that are not me.
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Schwoz, did you clone yourself?
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Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.
Yeah, the long no makes it sound like
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lying. Oh, totally. The short no is
always true. The long no, that means
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lying. Oh, God, the club is done.
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Everyone can move on.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Oh, wow!
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He looks exactly like Otto! Yeah, that's
the point, sweetheart.
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It's exactly the same in every way?
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No. Pretty much.
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He just hasn't learned to say Henry is
Kid Danger.
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Henry is Kid Danger.
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Henry is Kid Danger.
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Nice going, sweetheart.
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So how long did it take you to grow that
sweet stash?
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About four days. Four days, that's it.
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I was in Iowa.
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Ah, that makes sense.
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What's the holdup? The bird, snake, and
snake is here.
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Yeah, we had a little problem with the
first clone.
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Oh, but the new new clone is done, and
we're leaving right now. Wait, wait,
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was the problem with the first clone?
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Schwoz said Henry is to danger in front
of it, and... Henry is to danger.
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Henry is to danger. Henry is to danger.
Henry is to danger.
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Henry is to danger. We'll call you back.
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No, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't.
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This is where you get a lot of problems.
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We are out of time. Just give me
something. Anything that looks like a
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Yeah, give me the first one.
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Fine.
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He's not ready yet, but here is your
bird.
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I can solve.
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I will let it out.
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After the conga line!
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All
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right,
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people here, I'm coming through. Make a
hole, make it wide.
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00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:16,930
Oh, look, it's Captain Man. And he's got
the real Otto.
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Did you find Otto?
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Sure did, little girl. Here you go.
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Looks like he's been microwaved or
something.
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Oh, well, you know, the sickos that bird
-napped him did not treat him very
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well.
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But when I found those people, I beat
them.
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Good idea.
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I got a better idea. Let's turn the
volume down on the...
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