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So the guy that owns the bowling alley,
he comes out from the back and he said
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to me, this guy says, he says, I got a
hundred bucks here for anybody who's
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willing to box this kangaroo.
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You mean like put it in a box? Why would
you put a kangaroo in a box? You should
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not cage animals.
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No, box like boxing, like put on boxing
gloves and fight. You should not fight
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animals. Well, I didn't because as soon
as I put on my boxing gloves, my
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cousin's car comes smashing through the
wall.
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So I dive out of the way before my
cousin can run me over with his car, and
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naturally, the kangaroo, he jumps
straight up in the air, and he lands
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top. You bet, you bet. It's just a bunch
of people screaming. Now, the kangaroo
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lands right on top of the clown.
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Now, we don't know if the clown's okay
at this point. We don't know if he's
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dead. We don't know if he's alive.
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Screams are getting louder. Then so am
I. My aunt was an amateur lion tamer.
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Everybody thought, hey, she can tame
lions. She can probably tame tigers,
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As it turns out, not the case at all.
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Those people look scared. You want to
know who is scared? My aunt in a circus
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tent surrounded by tigers.
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Now, my cousin comes out of the back,
right? He's like, we got to go to
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real quick. I think that guy's on fire.
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Wait, we will call the fire department
after my story.
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Why is it black?
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Where is Astoria?
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I'll be with you in a second, pal. I'm
telling a story right here.
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I need a sword!
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Ah, dude, that guy's breaking a bunch of
stuff. Who cares? It's a fake sword.
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Now, I don't know if the clown and my
aunt were dating or not. I didn't ask
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questions. Where's the newscast?
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Hey, guy, you're interrupting my story.
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There's a burger castle about a mile
that way.
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Your loyalty will be rewarded when I am
king.
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Uh, dude, I think we have a little bit
of a situation here we need to deal
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You want to talk about a situation?
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Try driving up a mountain with your
cousin, your aunt, a clown, a kangaroo.
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hey! What, what, what? I'm trying to
tell a story here!
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Emergency call from Bill Evil.
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Who? Bill Evil.
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Chairman of Evil Science Corp. He opened
the door to another dimension on
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Halloween. I think we should take the
call, dude.
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Fine, we'll take it in the man cave.
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But they brought the phone all the way
up here with this hilariously long phone
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card. I said we'll take it in the man
cave!
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All right, see you. That guy's still on
fire.
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Okay, Bill, let's make this fast.
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You kind of caught me in the middle of a
story, and I got a lot of people who
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want to hear the end. I thought that was
the end.
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No, why would you think that's the end?
Because you were talking... I just have
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a question.
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What? If a scientist, not me, but a
totally different scientist...
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were to open an interdimensional portal.
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Oh, come on! What is wrong with you?
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Why? And a scary -looking knight with a
face tattoo jumped out and punched the
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scientist right in the face, and then
the scary -looking knight ran off into
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Swellview. What's your question, Bill?
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Would that scientist be in trouble?
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Yes. Yeah, just like you were in trouble
the last time you opened an
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interdimensional portal.
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Actually, I didn't get in trouble. You
two just walked away covered in goo and
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left me alone, unpunished, and free to
open up as many portals as I want.
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He's right. We did that.
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Dang it, Bill. Why do you keep opening
interdimensional doors?
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It's just so much fun.
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You never know who's going to jump out.
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Well, starting now, you're not allowed
to open any more portals, all right?
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Yeah. Uh, what if it's my birthday?
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Well, I mean, if it's your birthday. No,
no, no.
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Let's go.
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Hmm? To where?
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To, uh, stop the scary -looking night
guy who Jasper just sent to Burger
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What scary -looking night guy?
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What? The... With the face tattoo that
just came in the junket stuff?
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Was this today?
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You interrupted your story?
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Oh, that guy! Oh, I hate that guy!
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Let's go punch his interrupting face
right off of his face!
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Yeah, okay, okay, just take it down a
notch. Jeez.
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It all... just kind of happened i wanted
an after -school job but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick now we blow bubbles and
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fight crime feels good
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got
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up the tube
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What's up?
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Ray says we have to go to Evil Science
Corp and take away their
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transporter. Well, how are we supposed
to do that?
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Yeah, if we show up, they'll know we
work for Captain Man.
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Lots of Captain Man hired some... Pet
police!
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No! No!
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No!
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Those uniforms are embarrassing.
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Oh, come on.
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I think they're cute.
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Why can't Henry and Ray do it? They have
to go deal with that angry night guy
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who trashed the store.
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The one you sent to Burger Castle.
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All right.
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I get a reward if he becomes king.
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It happened again!
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Are you just doing this to get
attention?
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Yeah.
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One Waldorf salad and one Junior
Enchanted Happy Box.
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Sorry, sweetie.
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a king cupcake happy box toy?
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I got the salad.
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And I'm not your sweetie, Ned.
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We're out of king cupcake.
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Of course.
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I've got three princess pizzas and no
king cupcakes.
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How am I supposed to collect all four if
you never have any king cupcakes?
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I don't know.
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Well, thanks a lot, Ned.
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What kind of magic door is this?
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The door mocks me.
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And it will pay!
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I didn't know they had live shows at
Burger Castle. That's fun!
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I am Riker of
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Astoria. I demand to be crowned king of
this castle.
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You got a bunch of crowns. You can just
have one.
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This is not a crown.
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Are you going to order anything?
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I order everyone to kneel and obey King
Riker.
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My lord.
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Come on, Piper, join in.
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Thanks, everybody.
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I didn't know you guys were part of a
show.
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Uh, what show?
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Piper, be quiet. Let them say their
lines.
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Who dares challenge King Riker?
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Seriously, what is going on here?
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I'll tell you what's going on, Kid
Danger.
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This guy is coming onto our turf.
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Trying to take on the undefeated
champions of the...
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Actually, we got defeated last month.
Remember, I lost my powers. You're going
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down, brother.
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I will destroy you.
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try on these gloves I just invented.
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They're made of silent leather. Listen.
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Try them yourself.
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I'm allergic to leather.
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Oh. Well, then I don't know how to fill
this awkward moment.
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Oh, thank God.
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Some people dressed like bunnies. This
should be fun.
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Hello. We're tacked bunnies.
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Got it?
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We're happy to help.
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Captain Man hired us to pick up an
interdimensional transporter.
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Yes.
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It's right here.
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Those are bananas.
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No, no. This is the interdimensional
transporter.
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I'm really going to miss it. That's why
I'm so emotional right now.
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And what's that then?
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That is a wall. It's made from a product
called sheet rock. No.
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Next to the wall.
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The machine that says interdimensional
transporter?
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That's, uh... Brenda, help me.
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Just give them the machine, Bill.
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Fine. You can take the interdimensional
transporter.
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I'll just open up one more dimensional
door. All right, okay.
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You can take it. But before you take it,
please don't take it. All right.
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Hey, where'd you get that king cupcake?
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Ned said they were out.
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Oh, it's not mine. Brandon, that's mine.
Give it.
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Forty -two.
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Oof. Tough fade.
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I'll pick it up, you weirdo. Let's go.
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Come on.
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Thank you for helping me.
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You fools!
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Is something supposed to happen?
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Yes.
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Usually smoke comes out of my hand, and
then you bear the mark of Riker and I
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can control your mind.
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Is he controlling your mind, dude?
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Nah, I'm just thinking about cheese
fries.
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No, I'm thinking about cheese fries.
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Whoa.
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I'm controlling your mind.
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What's that?
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The cheese fries in your mind are now
covered in chili.
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Oh, now they are.
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You mock me. Yeah, we definitely mock
you.
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Then taste my dill!
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He said, taste my dill.
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Hey, what's your dill, pickle?
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You'd be mad, too, if someone stole your
kingdom.
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Huh? What's up, big dog?
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I am the rightful ruler of Astoria.
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But my throne was taken away from me.
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Aw, buddy!
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I almost got it back.
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But I was defeated by a squad of
knights.
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And a wizard banished me from my realm,
and suddenly I was, well, here.
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I get it.
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He's not a bad guy. He's just scared.
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Yeah, he's just a lost little puppy from
another dimension.
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Yeah, with a sword and sick face
tattoos.
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Come on, pal.
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We'll get you home, little fella.
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I'm bigger than you are.
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Sure you are, little buddy.
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You know, in a way, I'm kind of the king
of this town. Oh, God.
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Okay, I really want to ask what you're
doing, but I don't want you to roll your
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eyes and... Yeah,
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like that.
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Ray and Henry want to send that angry
knight back to a land called Astoria. So
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I'm scanning around different
dimensions, listening for anyone who
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Astoria. Hmm. Any luck?
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Nah. Just a bunch of people wondering if
you and Henry are dating.
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What? We're not dating.
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Oh, that's not what I hear.
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Hey, Char.
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We got another Task Bunny job.
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Let's bounce!
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No! We're not real Task Bunnies, and I
hate this stupid outfit.
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But I found this for real. Some lady's
gonna pay us 200 bucks to paint her
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nails. Let's bounce!
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Hey,
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man, just the tubes, okay? Don't be so
scared.
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I wasn't scared! That was, um...
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Brave screaming.
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Ah, dude, you were so scared I could
hear you screaming the whole way down.
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was brave screaming.
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Yeah, no, I also scream, help me, when
I'm being brave.
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I would like to go home now and fight
for my throne.
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Yeah, where are we on that, Schwoz? I'm
still working on it.
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Oh, nice troll slave. How much do you
want for it?
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Walt, I'm not a troll.
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Quiet down, troll.
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Hey, hey, hey. What, what, what?
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Let's give this dude some of our sweet
weapons to take home with him so he can
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get his kingdom back.
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I love that, and I would like to do that
right now.
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You have weapons here?
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So many weapons, yeah.
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What, like, uh, swords and axes?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, swords!
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Yeah, we got axes!
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Okay, my child. Hey, uh, let me tell you
about a little something called a
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thermonuclear hand cannon.
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After that, I'm going to tell you a
hilarious story about me, my cousin, a
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kangaroo. I found it. I found someone
saying a story. I found someone saying a
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story. I'm talking to myself.
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If you say something, I'll forget the
word story until you come here.
245
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First, say the word stromboli.
246
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Stromboli. Stromboli.
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Stromboli. Oh, my God, where are we?
248
00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:22,830
Welcome to the non -tech. Oh, it's an
evil troll.
249
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:24,510
I am Schwarz.
250
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,210
It's an evil troll named Schwarz. Okay,
why don't you just relax and let me
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explain how good you have weapons.
252
00:15:35,370 --> 00:15:36,370
Wait,
253
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:43,370
I'm pretty sure if you tickle trolls,
they puke gold.
254
00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:44,910
No, we don't. I mean...
255
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,490
I'll grab him. I'll get that treasure. I
am great at tickling.
256
00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:57,650
Anyway, you pull the pin, you throw it
at your enemy.
257
00:15:58,670 --> 00:15:59,970
There's a lot of splatter.
258
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,550
Hey! Whoa. Who are you?
259
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,010
What are you doing with my troll?
260
00:16:08,970 --> 00:16:10,130
Ark. Riker.
261
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:11,770
Ciara. Schwoz.
262
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:15,110
Hi. And Captain Man as the hero.
263
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,590
Hang on a second. You know these guys?
264
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,030
Yes. They took my kingdom from me.
265
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:25,430
What? How dare you do that to this sweet
man?
266
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,250
Sweet? He enslaved everyone in the
kingdom.
267
00:16:29,570 --> 00:16:32,350
Then he used my control to turn my own
sister against me.
268
00:16:32,630 --> 00:16:34,550
You're making it sound pretty bad, dude.
269
00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:36,210
Oh, I am bad.
270
00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,150
Ooh. Wait, what?
271
00:16:38,970 --> 00:16:44,350
Wait, hold up. Bad like bad bat? Or bad
like I'm a bad mamma jamma?
272
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:47,180
Whatever bad means evil.
273
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,320
What? You're evil?
274
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,700
Oh, yeah.
275
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:56,080
Wait, aren't you guys evil? No. We're
good guys. Why would you think we're
276
00:16:56,860 --> 00:17:00,220
Because you got this underground layer
of tons of weapons and a troll slave?
277
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:01,880
I am not a troll!
278
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,859
Uh... I see what happened here.
279
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,500
Classic misunderstanding.
280
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:13,460
So... Gonna need those weapons back real
quick.
281
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,700
Are you from Grip, dude?
282
00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:24,480
Tell you what. Count of three. You're
just going to let go and give those...
283
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:29,400
Get
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00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:33,440
ready to suffer.
285
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:38,220
How? You're going to finish telling me
that boring story about your mom and
286
00:17:38,220 --> 00:17:39,400
clown she was dating?
287
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,000
It was my aunt, and I'm not sure if they
were dating.
288
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:54,820
What are you doing? We should help him.
Nah, he insulted Captain Man's story.
289
00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,560
Now it's personal.
290
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:05,620
So, uh, you and your boyfriend go into
different dimensions a lot, or... Oh,
291
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,000
we're not, uh... He is not my boyfriend.
292
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,630
I don't know if they have music in your
dimension, but I'm in a band.
293
00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:24,190
You know your friend's getting beat up
pretty bad, right?
294
00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:27,150
You got me. I'm not in a band.
295
00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:29,770
But I'm thinking about joining one.
296
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,550
As the star.
297
00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:34,030
Hey, check it out.
298
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:35,690
I just stole the troll's wallet.
299
00:18:36,430 --> 00:18:40,210
Can you stop stealing for one second?
300
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:41,450
I can't help it.
301
00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:42,650
It's my thing.
302
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,090
Getting tired?
303
00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:49,930
I'm just getting started.
304
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,309
Uh -oh.
305
00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:55,190
He always says I'm just getting started
right before he's about to collapse.
306
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:56,410
I gotta go.
307
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:57,389
Let us help.
308
00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,390
Yeah, we're nice.
309
00:18:58,610 --> 00:18:59,610
And training.
310
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:09,530
You're a thief, right?
311
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:14,390
Okay, you got me. I stole your wallet,
too. What? No. Oh, well, get him that
312
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:15,390
wallet and never steal from me again.
313
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:17,770
I just told you. I got an idea.
314
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:23,609
Wait a minute.
315
00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,370
Did you say time out?
316
00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:28,970
I mean, I don't need one myself, but if
you want to take five, I'll let you.
317
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:15,820
got all 10 61 no i know i really hate
reicher plus it looks neat with one on
318
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:21,820
each finger hey reicher your story's
boring what
319
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:24,000
i wasn't telling a story
320
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:43,930
Nice job, Henry.
321
00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:48,450
Who's Henry?
322
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:56,750
So now I'm in the truck with the clown,
my aunt, the kangaroo.
323
00:21:11,630 --> 00:21:13,450
Your dimension is weird. Good luck with
your band.
324
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,570
Hey, I never got your number.
325
00:21:16,690 --> 00:21:18,230
Uh, four?
326
00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:23,950
The number does not help me.
327
00:21:25,970 --> 00:21:27,270
Still got it, though. Yeah.
328
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:32,710
So, I was in high school, yeah? Hey, you
guys want to go upstairs and do
329
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,730
anything else? Absolutely.
330
00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:03,750
I don't know if they were dating or not.
I didn't ask questions.
331
00:22:04,430 --> 00:22:05,710
Something was definitely going on.
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