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Don't go outside.
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That's right, Mary.
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The National Society of Names has just
released this year's list of the most
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popular baby names.
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Casey and Abigail topped the charts.
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And for the third year in a row, the
least popular baby name is Hornface.
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Hornface.
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Makes sense.
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Mm -hmm.
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In our number two story tonight, the
playground pooper has struck again.
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The Swellview police suddenly have more
duties than usual because someone or
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something has been using Swellview
playgrounds every night as a toilet.
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Police have piles of evidence but have
yet to arrest the prankster despite
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flush with clues.
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Has the news always been this funny?
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We've got a bad situation here, people.
We know.
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The playground pooper has struck again.
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No way, really?
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No, actually, it's a little bit of a
different bad situation.
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She ought to hear this. Ow!
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Police have no idea who is doing the
dumping. An angry teen, a large baby,
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No one knows.
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It's a real poo -done -it.
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A poo -done -it.
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It's probably Jasper.
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What? I was just going to say that. Will
you stop me?
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I don't know, Jasper.
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It just smells like something you'd do.
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That's really funny. That's really
funny. That's really funny. All right,
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over.
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I'm not joking. I seriously think it's
you.
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Okay, guys, can we focus on what
happened to me?
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In non -funny news, witnesses say that
Kid Danger, while teaming up with
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Man to fight super criminal Dr. Karate,
broke his arm this evening.
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You broke your arm?
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That's what I've been trying to tell you
guys.
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Dr. Karate, Karate chopped my arm.
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I bet you wish you still had your super
power. Yeah, because if you still had
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your super fast reflexes, you could have
just moved out of the way. All right, I
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got it.
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Guys, this is really bad.
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It's just a broken arm. We'll cut it
off. It'll grow right back. What? No.
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That's not how arms work.
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All right. That's a starfish.
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Listen. What's bad is that if everyone
in Swellview knows that Kid Danger broke
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his arm tonight, and then Henry Hart
suddenly shows up tomorrow morning with
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broken arm, then any idiot can put two
and two together and figure out that
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Henry is Kid Danger.
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I don't know. I don't think anyone's
going to put any... I just put two and
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together.
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Oh, really?
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Yes. People should look out for a boy
about Kid Danger's height, about Kid
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Danger's age, who has a newly broken
arm.
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Because that boy would be... Keep going,
Mary.
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The Playground Pooper?
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Oh, so close.
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No, Mary, that boy would be Kid Danger.
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Okay, we have a really big problem on
our hands.
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I agree.
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How are we going to get Jasper to stop
pooping in playgrounds? It's not me!
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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That thing detect muscles too, Schwoz?
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I'm looking at Henry's arm and I'm not
seeing any.
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Nice.
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Just broke my arm. Perfect time to start
making fun of me. It was a joke. Relax.
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Would you break your funny bone too?
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Actually, he did. Look, the break is in
his humorous bone.
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Oh, yeah. Right there. Hey, what the
heck, dude? What are you doing? Stop.
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Stop. You literally broke me in the
broken part of my bone right now. Can
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stop? Did he stop? Okay, easy.
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What are we doing? What's the plan?
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The plan is you blow a bubble and fix
your arm trouble.
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See? I can do rhymes, too.
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Big deal, he did a rhyme. I do them all
the... every day.
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Nice cast, Schwoz.
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This problem is... solved.
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Ow. This problem is not solved.
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Why not?
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Because, dude, if people see that I
broke my arm, they'll know I'm Kid
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So how are we going to hide this cast
until my arm heals?
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Easy. We break Henry's other arm. So
we'll have two broken arms. And that
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nobody will think he's Kid Danger.
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This problem is... solved.
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You're not breaking my arm, dude.
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Okay, then Schwoz will do it. What? No.
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I have a different plan. How?
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Where was he? Right by that big jar of
real legs.
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Why do you have a jar of real legs?
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Guy owed me 20 bucks. He paid me in
legs.
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And this is the biggest sweater I could
find.
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It was just in a drawer.
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Not near any body parts. Thank God.
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Okay. We give Henry one of these fake
arms. Then we hide his cast with a
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from when Ray really loved horses.
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Oh, yeah.
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They used to race them. They always beat
me, though.
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Okay, I've got a lot of arm options for
you, but we have to find just the right
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one. So, make our fashion show!
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Hey!
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Yeah. Great.
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Seems good.
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Man, I really thought that would take
longer.
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Me too.
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But, you know. Sometimes first arm just
feels right. First arm's always right.
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So,
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once again, this problem is solved.
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Once again, the problem is not solved.
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I mean, dude, this sweater and fake arm
might work for, like, a day, but it's
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not going to fool people for long.
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Man, look at this thing.
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Try tucking it into your pocket.
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Or hook your thumb through your belt
loop.
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That's what I do whenever I want to look
cool and tough.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, just try this, Henry.
Yeah, just go.
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You look cool, man. You look cool, too.
What's up?
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Like that?
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Yeah, I'm not doing that.
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You're a loss.
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Or... Tomorrow morning at school, we
stage a fake accident where Henry can
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pretend to break his fake arm in front
of everyone.
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Yes, and then I'll have an excuse for my
broken arm and people won't think I'm
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Kid Danger.
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Exactly. Okay. And we do something
simple, like Jasper accidentally closes
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fake arm into his locker. Done.
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Problem actually solved.
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Perfect. I like it. Yawn.
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Uh, what?
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Oh,
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I said yawn. Because that plan puts me
to sleep.
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Uh, I'm sorry?
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I mean, it's boring.
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It'll work. Probably great.
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But where's the funny?
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I'm not trying to be funny.
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Uh, mission accomplished.
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I got a better, funnier idea.
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Let's hear it.
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Still got that trebuchet?
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We're doing the trebuchet.
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What's a trebuchet? Where is he going?
Jasper, will you please stop playing
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my fake arm?
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We'll handle it. You don't have to worry
about anything.
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That makes me worry about everything.
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Me too.
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All you gotta do is meet me and Schwoz
at school tomorrow morning and we'll
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trebuchet you a fake accident that's way
funnier than Charlotte's.
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Alright, whatever.
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I'm tired. I'm going home.
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Yeah.
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I'm out like Jasper's belly button.
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Way out.
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Henry, don't let your parents see your
cast when you get home.
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I won't.
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Because then they'll know that you're
Kid Danger.
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Yeah, I realize that.
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And we'd have to write their memories
again.
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Yeah, I said I realize... Wait, again?
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I don't know.
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Hey, Jasper, catch.
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What's this for? In case you pass some
playground on your way home.
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I am not the playground pooper!
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Okay, dude.
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I am keeping this because I think we're
out at home.
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Hi, Swellview Hospital.
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No, I'm fine. I just wanted to know if
any teenage boys have shown up there
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tonight with broken arms.
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No, I am not looking for kid danger. I
am a real doctor. Arms are my specialty.
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And I'm looking for work.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Oh, that guy hung up on me in the middle
of my line. That is so rude.
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Sorry, honey, I got my own problems with
this pickle jar.
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Hey, I'm home.
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age, about your height, who has a broken
arm?
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I mean, I don't know.
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This is a new sweater and it belongs to
me.
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What is wrong with you? Nothing, okay?
I'm just, I'm tired.
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All right, remember we're stretching?
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All right, I'm going to bed. It's five o
'clock.
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Already?
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I am plum tuckered.
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Can you open this pickle jar for me?
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Why can't Dad do it?
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He tried.
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A lot.
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And Piper called him a weakling, so he's
in the kitchen lifting weights to prove
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he's strong.
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Well, maybe that'll make him stronger so
he can finally open the pickle jar.
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Again, plum tuckered. Good night.
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Henry!
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Mama hungry for pickles.
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Okay, I guess I'm opening the pickle
jar.
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With my hands.
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How else would you open a jar?
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No other way. I've got to use my hands.
Let's get this done.
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Let me do this real quick. Why are you
doing this? This is what people do. This
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is how they open it now, okay? It's a
better way.
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It's a better way. I'm fine, okay? I'm
totally fine. Why are you using your
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hands in the pickle jar? The knee
through the trick. You know how hard
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you've been trying to do.
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Use the pits. Use the pits. Oh, my God,
it's a playground blooper.
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Really? What?
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I guess I dropped it. Sorry.
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Technically, it is open, though, and
also I'm really tired. I'm going to bed.
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Hey, Henry, come give me a spot.
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Uh, Dad, I'm really tired, so I'm going
to go to bed. Henry, give your father a
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spot. He asked you for a spot. You've
got to give him a spot.
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I guess I'm giving him a spot.
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Probably won't need to, but if I can
lift up this bar, it'll help me a little
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bit. Got it.
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Okay, I'm going to do ten.
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Great.
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Piper, watch me! Yeah, I'm watching.
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boys for broken arms oh i know you're
good get out of here
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also maybe change that sweatshirt
sometime cowboy
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oh my god what are they doing
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do this, dude. What's going on?
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Okay, here's the plan.
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You go stand by the stairs.
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We fling a basketball at you. It hits
you in your fake arm, and you pretend
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it's broken.
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It'll be a lot funnier than Charlotte's
idea.
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Okay, but what if the basketball
doesn't... And break.
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We are members of the Swear of Your
Slingings Society.
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For such, we don't fling many things
with our...
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Wait. Oh, it's you.
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What are you doing?
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Checking for broken arms to find Kid
Danger.
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You can go ahead.
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You want to check my arm?
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I'm looking for Kid Danger, not the
playground pooper.
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Hey, you guys, you guys, you guys, check
it out, check it out.
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Hey, pooper. What's pooping?
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I know who the playground pooper is.
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So do we. Yeah, it's you. No, it's not.
I go in toilets. I've been pie trained
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for four years.
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Wait.
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This is the playground pooper walking
through some carnations. And I'm
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to carnations, so it can't be me.
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Those look like roses.
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What?
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Yeah, those are North American sugar
roses, bro. I know my flowers.
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He does. He went to flower camp. Yeah,
dude, it was thick.
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No!
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Hear ye, hear ye. The flinging is about
to commence.
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Everyone should stand where they're
supposed to stand.
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Gotta go.
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Everyone be it most careful for when
your basketball be shot, it travel it so
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fast it may it break someone's arm.
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Stay right there, fancy pants.
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Not you, LaRange.
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What the heck is going on here?
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We be the swell of your flinging
society.
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We are flingers. We fling.
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Go do your flinging somewhere else.
Else, these kids should be in classrooms
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pretending to listen to their teachers.
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Look, you want to fling a basketball at
a wall?
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Of course I do. Get out of my way.
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Allow me to explain it. Relax, Leonardo.
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I've used a trebuchet in a school
before.
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Okay.
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Hey, Piper, I'm not doing that.
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What is wrong with you?
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You've got a broken arm.
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Oh, my God. Henry Hart is Kid Danger.
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So much better than my plan.
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brother is gross so kid danger is gross
but i love kid danger so i love my
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brother why are you hiding your broken
arm we have a right
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to know okay
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not get danger.
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Prove it. I will prove it, Melvin.
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As soon as I think of something.
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Come with me to the janitor's closet.
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I will be back with answers.
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Until then, Melvin has the arm.
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All right, take a look at the footage of
the playground pooper again.
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Dude, we were just messing with you. We
know you're not the playground pooper.
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All right, I know I'm not. But what if
you are? I'm not. What if you are? But
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I'm not. What if you are? But I'm not.
What if you are? What are you talking
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about? Just watch the footage.
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Yeah, man, we've all seen the footage.
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You've got a big problem on your hands.
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I know that. Thank you. All right, guys,
listen.
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What if Henry was the playground pooper?
That's impossible. It's you. No, it's
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not.
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Wasn't easy.
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I have an idea that will solve all of
Henry's problems.
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Well, so do I. Clog it, Pooper. What do
you got, Schwoz?
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We set off a memory wave, and everyone
within a three -block radius has no
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memory of any of it or anything else in
their lives.
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I mean, maybe.
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Yeah, but what's funny about it? Like,
when am I going ha -ha?
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Guys, I have a solution, and it's really
funny.
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Okay, there's been a lot of speculation
today that Henry is Kid Danger.
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He is. He's not, but he does have
something he wants to announce.
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I don't know if I can... Henry Hart,
everyone!
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Thank you.
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I, uh... Oh, right.
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My sister's podium.
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Glad that's here.
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And a microphone.
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Thank you, LaRange.
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And a sign language interpreter.
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Great. Okay.
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I know that there's a lot of speculation
that due to my broken arm,
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I am Kid Danger.
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But the fact of the matter is, I'm not
Kid Danger.
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Because... I... Well...
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I am the Playground Pooper.
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Your kid Danger and the playground
pooper? What? No, no, no, no. No, no,
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no. No.
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Just the playground pooper.
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Okay, this is funny.
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Prove it!
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Prove it! Prove it!
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Prove it! Prove it! Prove it! Prove it!
Prove it! As you can see in the security
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camera footage of me doing what I...
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timestamp, which proves that at the
exact same time that Kid Danger, whoever
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is, was getting his arm broken by Dr.
Karate, I was on the playground.
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Yes,
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Melvin, thank you. I was pooping.
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So, obviously, I'm not Kid Danger.
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Okay?
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Please respect my privacy as I seek help
during this difficult time. Thank you.
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Wait!
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How'd you break your arm, then?
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Yes.
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How did I break my arm?
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Uh, after I did my thing, I slipped.
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On poop?
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Yes, Melvin, on poop.
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