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Happy fucking Friday, people!
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It's not Friday, it's Saturday.
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Well, that would explain why I was the
only one at school today.
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Silent boy!
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I'm trying to buy tickets to CactusCon!
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But they don't go on sale until
Saturday.
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Think it through.
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Oh! Today's Saturday!
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I got my tickets!
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Anybody get tickets yet? Oh! Do you see
me tapping?
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I don't understand why everyone loves
this cactus convention so much.
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What? Tap my phone for me, will you?
Thanks, little buddy.
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Cactus Con is 12U's best convention.
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It's better than Wallet Con, Squirrel
Con, and Shaka Con.
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You can tap one more, right? No, I'm
kind of... Thanks, champ.
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And there's great food there, too, like
cactus milk, cactus tacos, cactus jerky.
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That all sounds disgusting.
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You're eating fajitas off the floor.
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You want some?
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Yeah, I'll have one.
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I'll take a flor -hita.
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And my sister's the cactus queen this
year.
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Mm -hmm. And I designed Piper's dress
with my friend, Patina.
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Wait, the pretty Patina, the prettier
Patina, or the prettiest Patina?
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Uh, Patina L.
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The prettiest Patina?
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Hey, can you tap my phone for me?
Thanks, Mort.
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I love Patina L. I love her.
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Like, I love her.
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Everybody loves Patina L. She's great.
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Wait, have you, like, actually seen her?
Have you been to her house?
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No, her house is totally sealed shut.
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Why? Does she smell bad?
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No, she's got this crazy... What's
yapping more tapping?
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What? Dude, I'm literally tapping faster
than any other human can tap right now.
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You can yap faster than a human can,
too. Now, will someone please tell me
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Henry was about to say?
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Patina has this really rare allergy.
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What's she allergic to?
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Air.
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No,
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seriously, what's she allergic to?
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She's allergic to unfiltered air, so she
can't go to school in person.
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Yeah.
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See, look. She has a nurse who pushes
around a video monitor that shows a live
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stream of Patina from her sealed -up
house.
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I swear I do not understand your
generation.
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Yeah, the monitor thing's a little weird
at first, but... We gotta think it's
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the cactus god!
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just do a backflip? Yeah.
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No one else impressed by Henry just
doing a backflip?
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It's just a backflip. He only did one.
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Yeah, everybody can do a backflip.
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I don't believe you.
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Is this real life?
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Wait, wait, no, no, no, no. What?
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Can you not do one, dude?
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Of course I can.
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Okay.
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I should probably get to Henry's house
for Piper's fitting.
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Is Tina going to be there?
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Yeah. Can I come? You won't even know
that I'm there. I'll be totally quiet.
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I can do a backflip.
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Okay.
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Hey,
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I forgot my backpack.
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Did you just try to do a backflip?
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No, no, I was just on the floor to get
closer to these yummy florihitas.
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That would have been embarrassing. I
know, right?
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What about all the respect for you? That
would happen.
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You're so good.
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You're good.
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Bye!
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Don't sit there.
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My house too, Piper.
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I sit where I want.
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I just meant because that's where all
the extra cactus needles are.
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I feel that now.
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Also, I'm going to need those needles
back.
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Sure thing.
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Air freshener.
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Cashmere plum.
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I want it to smell nice for Patina.
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Who cares how it smells?
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Patina's allergic to unfiltered air, so
she won't even be here in person. Yeah,
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she's just going to be on that video
monitor her nurse pisses around.
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Well, what if she asks her nurse what
the room smells like, hmm?
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What that? What that?
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Okay, I think you're getting a little
crazy now.
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All right, you're right.
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You're right, all right?
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I just need to chill out.
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She's here, everybody! Shut up!
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Wait. When I open the door, everybody
laugh like I just said something really
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funny, okay?
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All right, hands.
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Funny, funny.
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Hey,
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Patina.
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Cashmere and plum.
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It's delightful.
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Does this place have a basement?
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Huh? Uh, yeah.
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I'll find it.
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You look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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She was talking to me.
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Is this how you said you wanted the sash
to hang?
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Yes, you nailed it.
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Piper, I wish I could see you in that
dress at Cactus Con in person.
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Well, then do it. Then come with me.
I'll be your date.
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Slow down.
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Be bold.
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Jasper, I would love to go to Cactus Con
with you.
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Keep going. It's working.
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But I can't.
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Oof. Dude, you just got curved hard.
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No. No, no, no. I didn't mean to curve
you.
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What if you could?
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I don't see how that's possible.
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I'm allergic to air.
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Kid Danger!
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What? Oh, God.
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What about Kid Danger?
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He owes me a favor.
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He does?
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Yeah, does he, Jasper?
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Yeah, he does, and he could protect you.
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From allergies?
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No. I mean, yes, but I just mean that
Kid Danger's got all kinds of...
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Cool gadgets and stuff.
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Right, Henry?
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How would I know that?
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Because you're such a big Kid Danger
fan.
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Yeah, whatever.
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If I could guarantee that Kid Danger
will keep you safe, will you come to
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Con with me? Guarantee's a strong word.
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Jasper, that would be amazing.
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But would Kid Danger really do that? Of
course.
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He loves me.
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Loves a strong word. He'll do it.
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everybody. Hey Jasper, can I talk to you
outside on the porch, please? Sure.
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Charlotte, will you please tell Jasper
that he can't volunteer to danger for
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personal life? Will you please tell
Henry that I'm in love?
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Will you please tell Jasper that we
don't have anything in the man cave that
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help Patina? We actually might have
something in the man cave that can help
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Patina. Jasper, will you please ask
Charlotte what she's talking about?
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Bro. Don't bro me.
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Hypoallergenic bubble suit somewhere in
the man cave? Small.
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Oh yeah, we got that.
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It's like trying to explain to somebody
how to walk.
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You know what I mean? Just right foot,
left foot, repeat.
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Back flipping is not the same as
walking.
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Uh, yeah, but equally as easy.
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No, they are not!
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Well, maybe not for you, but for most
people, it is.
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Uh, you guys?
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Hey, what's up, Char? What's going on?
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Maybe, since you guys don't know each
other, you shouldn't be talking.
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Ray and Kid Danger.
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Yeah, dude, she's right.
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Right. Scatter, scatter.
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World's most poisonous cactus.
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How do you know that? There's a sign
that says it right there. World's most
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poisonous cactus.
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Don't bump into it.
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Oh, well, someone should be guarding
this thing. Yeah.
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Hey, hey, be careful with that. That
there's the world's most poisonous
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There's only one in the whole world.
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And we got it.
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So, don't you think you should be
guarding it?
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I was on an ice cream break.
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Isn't this place just open?
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Yup. I got the first ice cream cone.
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Oh, balloons!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Careful there.
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Uh, here.
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Why don't you play with this non
-poisonous cactus?
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Run along now.
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That's nice to see.
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Plus, you finally got away from that
weird nurse.
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I'm right here.
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Hi. Sorry.
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Don't be.
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I'm weird.
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I think this place has a basement.
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I'm not sure.
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If it does, I'll find it.
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You must be Patina.
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Nice to meet you for the first time
ever.
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Nice to meet you.
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Dude, bro.
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This suit is amazing. Thank you so much.
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Anything for this guy.
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So, why do you owe Jasper a favor? What
did he do for you?
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Uh, yeah, Jasper, why do I owe you a
favor?
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I don't know.
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Ring toss on a cactus.
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Will you go win me a prize?
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What?
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I thought you said the man cave computer
was unhackable.
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I thought it was, but someone did it.
And now every computer in the man cave
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the same message on the screen.
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What's it say?
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It just says game on over and over.
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Game on?
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What does that mean?
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I don't know.
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Uh, did you guys get the text?
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Yeah. Hello, Swellview. I will pay one
million dollars... To whomever can bring
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me... The world's most poisonous cactus.
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And purely RT.
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Who's RT?
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Randy Tinkle Muffin.
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Who? Nah. It can't be Randy
Ticklemuffin. He's in jail.
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I don't even know what I thought of
that.
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Wait, is that really his name?
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Yeah. What? Yeah, I think it's short for
Randolph.
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That's crazy.
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Uh, guys?
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Hmm?
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I have a bigger problem.
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You all want that million dollars some
mystery person promised for that cactus.
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I do not like the look of that angry
mob.
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There's a lot of cacti here, and if this
bubble just breaks, I'm in real
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trouble. In hindsight, bringing you to a
cactus convention was a terrible idea.
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I can't think who's going to protect me,
though, right?
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Thank you. This cactus is worth a lot of
money. Now let's get it!
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Uh -oh!
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Daddy wants the big piece of chicken
tonight.
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Man, sure would be nice to have Captain
Man here right about now.
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I know, right? He's the best.
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Then get through.
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Oh, yeah.
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Right.
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Now, let me Captain Mansplain to you how
that works.
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Stop all of it.
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Dropped us during the fight.
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Oh, uh, thanks, girl -I -don't -know.
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We did it.
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Yes, we did.
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We saved the citizens of Swellview once
again.
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Backflip down.
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Good job. Thanks. Hey, good work with
that laser.
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Thanks. I really enjoy zapping people.
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And we save the world's most poisonous
cactus is gone.
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Game on.
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