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We interrupt this program for breaking
news.
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Hi, thanks for joining us. Uh, we've
just been given word that...
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Good evening.
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Trent? Uh, your hair.
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Looks wet.
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Thanks. I was washing it when I heard
there was breaking news.
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Yeah. Anyway.
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We've just gotten word that super
criminal Stainless Steve has been
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right here in Swellview. But luckily,
we're being told that Captain Man and
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Danger are currently on the lookout for
Stainless Steve.
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Mary?
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Mary, could you please not dry your...
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You want to tag in, kid?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You work on the
sandwich, I'll work on stainless steel.
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Deal. I'll munch, you punch.
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I'm going to wreck you, kid danger.
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Yeah, I don't think so, Steve.
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I get super fast reflexes, so don't even
try.
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Oh!
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Nice shot, Steve.
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Okay, you know what? That's it.
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Careful, don't fall.
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Oh, you forgot to be careful.
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Okay, let's call the cops and have them
come pick up this joke.
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Watch out, watch out, watch out. Watch
out for what? Turn around, please.
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That's it, I'm not turning around.
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I'm not turning around.
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We're the Thumb Buddies. And you've just
been thumbed.
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What? Shut up!
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Quick, run to the thumb mobile and get
the rope. Okay, Joey.
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Over there. Quick, hurry.
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We're going live.
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Hi, I'm Kimberly Cross, and we're coming
to you live for an exclusive report on
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super criminal Stainless Steve.
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Excuse me, sir. Is that Stainless Steve,
and did you capture him?
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Uh, yeah. Well, we did.
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gotta take that criminal to the cops.
Oh, but I just have a few more
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Sorry, bro. We're on duty. Come on,
Mark.
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Somebody!
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Proving once again that real crime
fighters don't always have time for
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interviews. Hey! Hey, what's up? What's
going on? Are we live right now? Are we
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on the news?
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Yes. As you can see, I am now with
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
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So, what's up?
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What's up? What's up with you?
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What do you mean?
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What do you want?
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Well, I figured you'd want to interview
us about stainless Steve.
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And, uh, you know, the people of Swell,
you might want to know that the city is
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safe once again.
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Thanks to us. Oh, you're welcome.
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Dude, what, what, what? Dude, what,
what, what? You're not seeing me on the
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news?
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Oh,
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stainless Steve is gone.
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captured by the Thumb Buddy.
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Huh? I'm so sorry, what did you say?
You're mistaken. You sound like you said
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Thumb Buddy. We captured Stan with the
Thumb Buddy. I don't know what you
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I was trying to explain to her that...
He and I were the ones who captured Stan
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with the... We got him.
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I got hit by Tim in the face. Thank you.
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I'm Kimberly Cross, crossing off. Where
are you going?
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Are you done?
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That's not the end of the interview, is
it? I mean, I had more to say.
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He was talking and I was talking.
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Oh,
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hey, I found the sandwich.
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It all just kind of happened.
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I wanted an after -school job, but then
an indestructible superhero hired me to
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be his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and
fight crime.
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Feels good.
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This is my, uh, Thumb Buddy shirt.
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Yeah, well, you better take that off.
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Why?
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Because last week, Ray and Henry caught
that criminal, Stainless Steve, and
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those Thumb Buddy guys took credit for
the capture.
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So?
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So, Ray and Henry were pretty mad about
it, and if I were you, I'd take...
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Hey, how'd it go at the baseball game?
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Oh, I don't know. I'd say it went pretty
well.
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Uh, yeah, I mean, we didn't really do
that much other than, uh... We fought a
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bear! We fought a bear! Oh, my God! Yes,
we did!
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We fought a bear!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What bear?
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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Should I tell them the story? Yeah,
yeah, tell them. All right, all right,
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right. These college kids brought a real
-life bear to the baseball game. Yeah,
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you know, just to be funny. Which it
was. Oh, my God, so hilarious. So funny.
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Anyway, until the hot dog guy came out.
Yeah, you know, Wieners. I love Wieners.
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Yeah, you know, right. So the bear, he
gets away from the Wieners, right? And
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just loses his mind. Just chases the
poor Wiener guy right out of the field.
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Ray chases the bear on the field. I did,
I did. And check this out. He tackles
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the bear. I tackle the bear!
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I tackle the real life bear!
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Yeah, the bear gets up. He's like... And
there's spit coming out of his mouth.
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He goes... He slashes at me. His claws
just break right across my face.
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Oh, my God.
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thought that ray was gonna go down or
something like that but instead instead
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the bear goes which i guess in bear
language probably means oh this human is
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destructive stupid bear no idea that i
can't be smarter than me
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yes that happened oh wow unreal man
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hey we should turn on the news i bet
they're talking about us right now
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Just moments ago?
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That's right, Mary.
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See? You're talking about us. We fought
a bear, my man!
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Okay, now we're going to go live to the
scene where it all went down and talk
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with the actual heroes who saved the
day.
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What?
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How are they going to interview us right
now?
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Yeah, yeah, because we're here.
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Thanks, Trent.
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I'm here live at Nacho Ball where a
local sweaty man committed a crime just
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moments ago.
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What is all this about? Why are they at
Nacho Ball?
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Can you tell us what happened?
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Yeah.
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Um, this guy, I think his name is Jeff.
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He ordered a three -ball nacho sack, and
when he paid for it, he handed me a
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coupon.
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But there was something wrong with that
coupon, wasn't there?
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We've just received cell phone video of
the attempted nacho ball crime, so we're
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going to show that right now.
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Okay, that'll be $12 .21.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Here's a nacho ball coupon for $20.
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Great, I will just ring this up.
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Thanks, bruh.
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What?
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Bravest? I have done braver things on
the toilet. Yeah, I know, right. Wait,
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what?
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Kimberly, are you with the heroes right
now?
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I sure am, Trent.
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And once again, it looks like our city
of Swellview owes a big thank you to the
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Thumb Buddies. You're very welcome. We
appreciate that, yes.
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What is with the knee pad?
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Okay.
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These thumb buddies, where do they come
from?
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Yeah, and why are they in our town doing
our job?
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Charlotte, I told you last week that I
wanted a full report on these guys. Now,
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where is it? I sent you an email last
week.
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You know I don't read my emails unless
you send me a text. Tell me to read my
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emails. I also sent you a text.
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All right.
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Will you just tell us who these thumb
buddies are?
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They're just... They're just guys.
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Regular guys. who started fighting
crime.
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Then why is everyone making such a big
deal about them?
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Well, they're new and they seem nice.
We're very nice. Yeah, we're delightful,
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Jasper.
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Okay, okay. I think you guys may be
overreacting.
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Overreacting? We're overreacting. This?
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This? We are overreacting.
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Hey,
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look how popular those guys are.
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Looks like the Thumb Buddies are going
to be autographing tacos for quite a
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while, so if you're in the area of Nacho
Ball, you might want to head on over
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there and meet them.
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Are they kidding me?
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They're not even going to mention the
thing we did at the baseball game?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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And now some news about today's baseball
game.
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The 12 of you sailors lost seven to
three.
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That's it.
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All right, that does it.
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We're going down to Nacho Ball.
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I'm going to tell those rotten thumb
buddies that Swellview is our town. It's
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our town?
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Who needs the thumb buddies? No buddies.
No buddies, I know.
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Exactly.
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I found a bear. Let's go.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, since
you guys are going to Nacho Ball, can
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you pick me up a three -ball nacho sack?
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No, we're not going to pick you up a
three... What are you wearing?
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What do you mean?
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Move your hands.
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jesper just move your hands away from
your shirt wow okay calm down
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calm down it's fine fine it's all
totally fine good just walk away let's
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all right dude
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that
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was dangerous what if you hit him Oh, it
was set to a light stun.
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Ooh, wait.
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Yikes. Wow.
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Let's go.
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Yay!
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Hi, somebody!
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Hey there, cute thing. Oh, what's up,
little princess?
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You want us to sign that for you? Oh,
you want a selfie with us? You want a T
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-shirt? Uh, yeah, sure!
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Hey, isn't that your obnoxious little
sister in there with the thumb buddies?
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Yeah.
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What is she doing?
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Uh, I thought she was supposed to be the
president of Captain Man fan club. She
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is. I don't know what she's... Oh, here
she comes.
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Hello?
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Yeah, hi, Pipe.
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Hello, little girl.
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Uh, hey,
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Captain Man and kids. Danger, I didn't
expect to see you guys here.
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Yeah, we bet you didn't. Yeah, we bet
you didn't.
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Yeah, well, I... Nice T -shirt. Yeah,
with the thumb buddies on it.
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Oh, come on. This is just a T -shirt.
It's not like I'm their number one fan.
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Oh, really?
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Then explain this.
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Number one fan?
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Jeez, man. Wow.
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Okay, look, I know this is wrong. I just
wanted to meet them and have a... and
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send a taco and take a selfie, but it
was just this one time. I swear it
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mean anything!
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You know, just forget it. Yeah, we have
something to do, so... Hey, what's up?
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How's it going?
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Yeah, it's us.
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you came from. We don't want to know.
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But I'm gonna tell you something right
now.
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Okay, why are you smiling at us like
that?
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Joey, Joey, I think I'm gonna faint.
Just hold on to me.
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I'm gonna faint.
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Just live in the moment, okay? Just
breathe and live this moment.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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reason we ever even decided to be crime
fighters is because we wanted to be
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exactly like you two we humble ourselves
before you
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these guys
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are all right yeah i'm starting to like
these guys i mean fellas uh
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Look, guys, you know, the whole
superhero thing, it's sort of like...
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Emergency. Yeah. They're getting a real
emergency call!
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I know, I know! Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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I should probably take this, if you'll
excuse me. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Oh, my
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God! How are you doing?
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I don't know these guys. I don't know
what to say.
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Cool name.
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Nah, it's stupid.
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Well,
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uh, how'd you guys come up with it?
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Well, Mark and I used to be dance
instructors.
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We taught the elderly to dance.
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But we never really felt fulfilled, you
know?
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We felt like a couple of nobodies.
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But then one night we were having dinner
with my sister, and she says, you guys!
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She talks with the list. She does.
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She says, you guys, you don't have to be
nobody.
241
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You can be somebody.
242
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And we were like, somebody?
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Which sounded like thumb buddies.
244
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:31,160
So, now that's who we are. The thumb
buddies.
245
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,560
So,
246
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I'm guessing you two aren't married.
247
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Waiting for the right girl. That special
someone.
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Where is she? Keep looking.
249
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Kid. Kid.
250
00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,310
Stainless Steve is on the loose.
251
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,130
What? I thought the cops had him. They
did, but he got away, and now we gotta
252
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,270
get him again. All right, okay.
253
00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:55,190
All right, I'm sorry, guys. No, no, no,
no, no, no.
254
00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:56,970
Can we go with you? Oh, please.
255
00:17:57,350 --> 00:17:59,570
Please let us come with you. You gotta
let us come with you.
256
00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:03,870
I don't think that's a good idea. I'll
rub your shoulders on the way.
257
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:06,330
What? No, I'm sorry, guys. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
258
00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,330
You'll rub my shoulders?
259
00:18:08,650 --> 00:18:09,650
Sure.
260
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You got good hands?
261
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:12,410
Yeah!
262
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:13,750
All right, let's go.
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Kid,
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00:18:37,970 --> 00:18:38,749
you see anything?
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00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,750
No.
266
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,040
You sure Stainless D ran this way?
267
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:49,900
Yeah, that's what the captain of police
helicopters said. Maybe he... Oh, this
268
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guy's hands are like magic.
269
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,680
Thank you very much.
270
00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:54,920
Hey, hey, hey.
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00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,200
Look.
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Footprints.
273
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Leaning up to the shed.
274
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,120
Oh, hey.
275
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,360
Do you guys think Stainless Steve is
hiding in there?
276
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,640
Yeah, probably.
277
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:10,740
Cool.
278
00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:12,690
Let us go in there and get them.
279
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:16,310
Yeah, let us do it. No, no, no, that is
not a good idea, guys. Come on, you
280
00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,310
guys. Please.
281
00:19:17,670 --> 00:19:19,170
If you guys will just let us do this.
282
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:22,450
Don't make us feel like we really did
something.
283
00:19:23,570 --> 00:19:27,490
Like... Like our lives have meaning.
284
00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,270
Well... All right. Okay, you guys can go
and get them.
285
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,530
Seriously?
286
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:41,030
Be careful.
287
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,370
I don't want those fabulous hands
getting hurt.
288
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,070
Totally get it. Totally get it.
289
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:46,570
Okay,
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00:19:46,950 --> 00:19:47,950
man.
291
00:19:48,050 --> 00:19:49,050
This is it.
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I love you.
293
00:21:07,050 --> 00:21:07,869
trick us?
294
00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:09,830
You tried to shoot us into space.
295
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,390
No, I didn't.
296
00:21:12,870 --> 00:21:13,950
You did too.
297
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,910
We just saw the rocket. It just flew
away.
298
00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:17,450
Yeah, so?
299
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,870
What are you gonna do about it?
300
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,019
This is bad.
301
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,020
Shh.
302
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,580
We don't know what happened.
303
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:45,080
What? I don't know what you're talking
about. You were never here?
304
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:46,440
You were where?
305
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:49,600
Somewhere else. I don't know. I don't
even know who you are. I wasn't here.
306
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,780
Neither were you. Okay. Can I get some
lemonade?
307
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,020
Walk away.
308
00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:20,910
Where are you, Needle?
309
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:24,990
There you are, you little needle.
310
00:22:26,090 --> 00:22:30,310
You thought I couldn't find you in that
haystack, did you now?
311
00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:37,470
Oh, holy... Oh, damn it!
312
00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:41,810
I lost my needle again.
313
00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:45,590
What?
314
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,700
In the name of Mama's Whiskers.
315
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,780
All right.
316
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,220
Whoever's in there best come out with
your hands held high.
317
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,020
What planet is this?
318
00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:15,560
What? What'd you say?
319
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,240
This is Earth!
320
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:25,180
And you aliens better stay back unless
you want to get hit on the head with
321
00:23:25,180 --> 00:23:26,180
this.
322
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,980
Hey, that is mine!
323
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,280
Not anymore!
324
00:23:34,220 --> 00:23:41,080
You know, this is the first time we've
had a
325
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,760
professional photographer here.
326
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,580
We're recreating a family photo we took
11 years ago.
327
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,760
We're gonna recreate it.
328
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,080
Okay, family, photo time.
329
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400
Hey,
330
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:03,120
can we please have a little bit of
enthusiasm?
331
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,400
No, this is making me late for the party
at Janet Tetrazzini's house.
332
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:09,100
But you hate Janet Tetrazzini.
333
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,400
Sometimes...
334
00:24:22,020 --> 00:24:23,020
Yeah, I can.
335
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,540
All right, Henry, let's do this. Take
off your robe.
336
00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:40,020
Oh, man.
337
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:46,000
Okay, okay, are you guys done laughing
now?
338
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,700
like Joey's all hairy and talks weird.
339
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,480
Needle.
340
00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:02,180
Needle. Where are you, Needle?
341
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:06,800
My skin is purple. My right leg's
enormous like a short, fat tree.
342
00:25:08,020 --> 00:25:13,120
All I want to do is find my needle,
which y 'all aliens done gone made me
343
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,120
again.
344
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,380
I'm glad you asked.
345
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:21,100
The reason we look this way is because
when we were up in space, our rocket
346
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:22,800
passed through a radiation storm.
347
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:28,040
It's okay, Jody. We're alive, even
though we're mutants.
348
00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:32,680
And since Captain Man and Kid Danger
didn't even try to rescue us when we're
349
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:36,280
in space, now it's time for Thumb
Revenge!
350
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,760
So that's where we're going now.
351
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:43,900
To get revenge on Captain Man and Kid
Danger!
352
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,380
Revenge! Hey, you're not leaving my
pipe!
353
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:59,560
I forgot to tell you. The radiation
storm up in space, it caused my right
354
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,020
become electrified.
355
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,260
See?
356
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:05,020
Sorry, Joey.
357
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,760
And now I'm done with the...
358
00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:43,860
Well, geez.
359
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,280
Oh,
360
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,460
Henry, will you take off that watch?
361
00:26:57,980 --> 00:26:59,660
Uh, yeah.
362
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,240
Wait, where are you going?
363
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:05,480
To, uh, take off my watch. But I can
only take it off if I'm standing on the
364
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,480
front porch, Dad.
365
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:23,730
up you triple beat me yeah
366
00:27:23,730 --> 00:27:30,710
yeah i know i'm uh in a silly sailor
367
00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:34,670
suit now will you tell me what's up hey
charlotte jasper get over here come here
368
00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:38,370
you gotta see this no dude i don't i
don't want charlotte and jasper to see
369
00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:39,370
okay they're gonna make
370
00:27:52,910 --> 00:27:55,430
I'll talk to you later. What? No, dude,
you triple beat me.
371
00:27:55,630 --> 00:27:56,389
Oh, right.
372
00:27:56,390 --> 00:28:00,850
Uh, there's a burglary happening right
now at that fuel factory on Winchester.
373
00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:03,770
Ferris Fuelers? Yep. So we'll meet you
there in 15 minutes?
374
00:28:04,050 --> 00:28:06,450
Uh, okay. It's 7 .30 now.
375
00:28:06,710 --> 00:28:09,210
Probably be there in like, okay, or just
hang up while I'm talking.
376
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,120
you think we'll need to steal?
377
00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:24,540
A lot.
378
00:29:02,519 --> 00:29:06,900
Oh, what is that? What is wrong with his
skin? And his white hands. Look at that
379
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:11,220
fat leg. Look at that fat leg. He's got
hair everywhere. Go back in the shadows.
380
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:14,540
Hold on. Please turn around. Turn back
around.
381
00:29:14,780 --> 00:29:16,140
Why do you look like that?
382
00:29:16,980 --> 00:29:18,280
Hang on a second.
383
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,380
Don't make me look at him. Hey, hey,
hey. No, no, no.
384
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:22,620
Why, why, why, why?
385
00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:23,780
Those guys.
386
00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:25,460
Yes. Yeah, they're gross.
387
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,540
We saw you guys get trapped in a rocket.
Yeah, get shot up into space.
388
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,620
Yeah, and P .S., why do you look like
freaks now? I was just going to ask
389
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,160
Are you stealing rocket fuel?
390
00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:44,780
Yeah. That's right, we are.
391
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,460
Jerks. Jerks.
392
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,820
Jerks. Be quiet!
393
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,160
Shut up!
394
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,600
Oh, all right.
395
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:55,840
Okay, we'll see who shuts up after we
step out of these trash cans.
396
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:06,640
I get when you
397
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:58,220
It flew past the moon and right into a
violent radiation storm.
398
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,520
It was violent.
399
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:05,360
It changed our bodies. It turned us into
mutants. We are mutants. And that's why
400
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,360
we hate you.
401
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,420
No.
402
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:08,660
Wait, wait, wait.
403
00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:11,860
We're not the ones you shot. You opened
his face. Yeah, we didn't know that that
404
00:31:11,860 --> 00:31:14,600
shed was a rocket trap. Come on, guys.
That's not on us. Still?
405
00:31:22,990 --> 00:31:29,510
outer space to rescue you that's right
joey you and captain man went into space
406
00:31:29,510 --> 00:31:36,030
about a year ago to save those
astronauts on the space station yeah we
407
00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:39,770
did do that that's true that's true
you're correct yeah no i mean that's a
408
00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:43,270
point i remember that this looks bad i
guess we forgot about you guys but you
409
00:31:43,270 --> 00:31:45,010
make a good point yeah when you're right
410
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:53,500
You calling them? Okay, I'll listen.
411
00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:59,820
I suppose we feel kind of bad that you
guys got shot in the face.
412
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,120
And got turned into mutants.
413
00:32:01,340 --> 00:32:02,620
And got turned into mutants.
414
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:08,140
So, how about this? You guys just put
that rocket fuel back where you found
415
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,640
and we'll just forget that this whole
thing happened.
416
00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:11,860
All right?
417
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,000
Okay? We could get some barbecue.
418
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,740
Yeah. You down? I am totally up for some
barbecue.
419
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,860
You guys like ribs? Oh, I do. Come on,
everybody likes ribs. Yeah, but it's
420
00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:20,860
always polite to ask. Sugar!
421
00:32:22,380 --> 00:32:24,560
Again with the shut up. So rude, man.
422
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,000
You guys ruined our lives. Let's not be
dramatic.
423
00:32:31,660 --> 00:32:36,880
So now we're gonna ruin yours.
424
00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:58,180
Radiation storm left me with a right arm
full of electricity.
425
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,680
Yeah, you forgot.
426
00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:00,939
No, I didn't.
427
00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:03,980
I just wanted it to be a surprise.
428
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:10,060
Right. Well, your little electric
surprise might have knocked out Kid
429
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:16,700
But let's see how it works on a man
who's indestructible.
430
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:15,960
Be gentle.
431
00:35:19,820 --> 00:35:22,540
I just want to see their ribs. Give
me... Hi,
432
00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,740
Charlotte. The ribs aren't important.
433
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:31,140
Okay, we just want to know if you've
seen Henry because we've been... Are
434
00:35:31,140 --> 00:35:32,240
ribs in a wheel?
435
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:36,560
Yeah. I got them from Slabby's. They
call it the wheel.
436
00:36:55,530 --> 00:36:58,910
I'm not sure, Charlotte. I think we're
in a... I think we're trapped inside
437
00:36:58,910 --> 00:37:02,030
something, like a... Like a... You're in
a rocket!
438
00:37:03,630 --> 00:37:05,810
Revenge! Revenge in a rocket!
439
00:37:07,870 --> 00:37:09,550
It appears we're in a rocket.
440
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:37,940
such a bad dream.
441
00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,120
All right, well, forget about that right
now because we've got a little bit of a
442
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,440
situation going on. No, I've got to tell
you about this dream. What?
443
00:37:43,820 --> 00:37:46,460
No, dude, no one would like to hear
about other people's dreams. I was an
444
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:48,460
on Broadway.
445
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:50,320
I was playing Annie, you know, the
orphan.
446
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:51,720
Let me out!
447
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:55,400
I tried singing The Sun Will Come Out,
but I couldn't remember when.
448
00:37:55,700 --> 00:37:56,700
Stop talking, please.
449
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,760
I tried singing The Sun Will Come Out
today and next week and Wednesday and
450
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,340
Thursday and Hanukkah, but that wasn't
right. The audience just kept...
451
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:10,910
At least they're laughing, right? Okay,
so that's a good thing. No, no, it's
452
00:38:10,910 --> 00:38:13,850
bad, dude, because the audience, like,
the laughter sounded fake.
453
00:38:14,930 --> 00:38:17,270
What? Yeah, like fake laughter. Fake?
454
00:38:17,490 --> 00:38:19,910
Yeah, you know, like that awful fake
laughter you hear on TV?
455
00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:24,290
Anyway, what did you want to tell me?
456
00:38:24,550 --> 00:38:27,610
Oh, uh, just that we're trapped in a
rocket and the Thumb Buddies are about
457
00:38:27,610 --> 00:38:28,610
shoot us into outer space.
458
00:38:28,670 --> 00:38:29,670
What? Yeah.
459
00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:32,370
Why don't you say something instead of
sitting there asking me about my dream?
460
00:38:33,070 --> 00:38:36,350
I did it! Yes, you did. You asked me
about my dream.
461
00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:40,470
You need to get your priorities
together, all right? Hey, this reminds
462
00:38:40,470 --> 00:38:41,470
that other time.
463
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,530
Let me out of this rocket right now!
464
00:38:44,290 --> 00:38:46,710
Oh, sorry, we can't. We're having
dinner.
465
00:38:48,270 --> 00:38:49,690
We don't care if we're having dinner.
466
00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:52,490
Is that barbecue?
467
00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:56,790
We're having barbecue.
468
00:38:57,170 --> 00:38:58,430
So who cares, man? I care!
469
00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:01,630
I'm the guy who had the idea to have
barbecue tonight first.
470
00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:11,230
or whose idea it was first. You just
said that it was... Captain Jerk and Kid
471
00:39:11,230 --> 00:39:13,850
Jerk.
472
00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:16,170
Both jerks.
473
00:39:17,050 --> 00:39:18,050
That's right, Joey.
474
00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:22,250
And now, it's time for you guys to get
shot into space.
475
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,360
Sorry for what?
476
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,020
For not helping you guys.
477
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:44,820
When you guys got shot up into space, we
should have done something, and we
478
00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:49,540
didn't. So, you know, you guys looked up
to us, and we let you down.
479
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,360
I'm sorry.
480
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,060
You really mean that?
481
00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:59,680
You're both sorry for what you did to
us?
482
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,440
I'm not sorry.
483
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:10,540
Dude!
484
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:15,880
No, it wasn't our fault. Yeah, well, you
could have at least gone along with it
485
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,120
and pretended you were sorry for ten
seconds while these morons left out of
486
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,120
rocket.
487
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:27,560
Hey, uh, uh, Captain Matt, he was just
kidding. He is sorry. No, no, I'm not.
488
00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:28,860
Just kidding.
489
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:29,880
Not kidding.
490
00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:31,180
It's too late!
491
00:40:31,460 --> 00:40:33,700
You're both gonna be orbiting the moon
by...
492
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,000
That's when it was.
493
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:42,040
What? My dream when I was Annie on
Broadway.
494
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,520
Tomorrow.
495
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:45,240
That's when the sun comes out.
496
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:49,340
You're sick.
497
00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:01,740
Should we, uh, eat their barbecue?
498
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:03,260
Yes.
499
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:16,600
Not sorry.
500
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,720
Okay,
501
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,420
I took my watch off. Let's take this.
502
00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:31,740
Picture. Hi,
503
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,520
Mom. Hi, Henry.
504
00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:38,820
Hey, what happened to the family photo?
I thought we were going to take a family
505
00:42:38,820 --> 00:42:42,560
photo. Well, you were gone so long,
Piper got impatient, so she went to that
506
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,320
party at her friend Jana's house.
507
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:58,780
photographer teaching me how to dance.
508
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,680
Okay. Good night.
509
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,080
Good night, Henry.
510
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,200
Good night, Henry.
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