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Hey, hi.
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Happy my birthday. Happy my birthday.
Watch out.
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Watch out.
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I
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think
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the stairs are broken.
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Yeah, Dad broke it while chasing a
raccoon down the stairs.
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Raccoon? Oh, don't worry. He trapped it
in the fridge.
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The fridge?
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Don't worry. We unplugged it and drilled
some air holes.
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Drilled?
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Animal control said they'd come get it,
but it's Sunday, so it might take a
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while. They love brunch.
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Right.
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So, uh, can I open my present?
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No, not until your dad gets home.
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Come on. No, birthdays are a family
celebration.
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We celebrate together or not at all.
Okay, all right, fine, but when, where
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he? When is he coming back?
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Uh, he's picking up your cake and
getting tested for rabies.
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Happy your birthday, Henry. I'll open my
present, all right? Watch out.
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Jasper!
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Yeah, I'm just gonna set this down like
a normal person.
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Hey, I'm normal. I'm just like
everybody.
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Do I smell raccoon?
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Air hole in the fridge.
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Wait, for real? There's a raccoon in the
refrigerator?
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Yes.
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It's on the left side.
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And I haven't got rabies.
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Oh, my God. Congratulations.
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Oh, wow, Dad, that raccoon really got
you good.
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Oh, these?
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No, these scratches aren't from the
raccoon.
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Well,
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what are they from?
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The angry mob at the Mexican cake store.
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Uno dos cakes?
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Correctamundo. I had to fight a bunch of
people to get the very last Diaz Leches
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ice cream cake.
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Wow. Diaz Leches?
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Ten leches?
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And one cake?
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That's so many leches.
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Let's stop ad -libbing excitement and
eat this cake before it melts.
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I'll get the candle. Okay, Mom.
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Wait a second. There's not actually a
raccoon in this refrigerator.
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Figure out which one of these little
squares is my camera.
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Oh, my God, give it.
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Okay, ball test.
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Turns out it was an application called
camera.
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Ah.
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Action.
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Happy birthday to you.
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I'm sorry. Hold on.
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Hold on.
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Hold on for what?
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Where are you going?
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Where am I going? I have always wanted a
surprise party.
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So, you know, I'm going to go outside.
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For a while. And then I'm going to come
back inside.
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And then you guys are going to yell
surprise, okay?
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Ooh, good idea.
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I've got a great place to hide.
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That was a total lie. I have no idea
where to hide. Somebody help me.
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Henry, there's blood everywhere.
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Oh, my God, what?
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Pass up.
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The blood bank?
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Yeah, you know, where they store blood
for people who need surgery and medical
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assistance and other things I'll never
need because I'm Captain Man.
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Not indestructible.
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Yeah.
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So about the blood bank?
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Right, yes.
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It's being robbed and we gotta go stop
it.
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I like the sound of that Henry, so stop
it.
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Uh, the...
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My birthday today.
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You remember, right? And we're about to
start a birthday party, so can I just
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take the day off?
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Crime doesn't take birthdays off, Henry.
Neither do superheroes and their
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sidekicks. You took four days off last
month to ride every roller coaster in
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Texas.
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I have five, and now those are my
birthday.
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Come on, Ray.
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You know, someone else is celebrating a
birthday today. Her name is Crime, and
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she's having her party at the Blood Bank
right now.
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You and I are both invited, and it's BYO
5th, so I'll see you there.
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Uh,
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I just got a text from Henry. He said he
won't be back for a while.
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Why not?
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Yeah, where'd he go?
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It's a trick. We still have to hide.
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In his text, he said, I gotta go make up
excuse.
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Makeup excuse?
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No, no, no, no. No, not makeup excuse.
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Makeup excuse! Yeah, he said he had to
excuse himself so he can go buy some
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makeup at the makeup store.
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Henry wears makeup?
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Have you seen him without it?
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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I know that.
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You guys got a spare hammer?
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Sledge if possible.
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Why would we have a hammer? If we did
have a hammer, why would we give it to
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you, Jeff? And why would you try to rob
a blood bank?
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Because banks have money.
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Look at the size of this safe here.
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That's not a sink, that's a
refrigerator.
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And it opens by pulling the lever.
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But the sign, it says... Bank. And bank.
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They have money. I can't do it. I can't
do it. I
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can't deal with it. I can't deal with
it, man.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, man.
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I really want to be at my birthday party
right now. Hey.
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Hey. You never have to apologize for
zapping Jeff.
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Now go on, get out of here, birthday
boy.
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Really? Yeah, yeah, I got this. I can
leave? Yeah, go on.
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Oh, thanks, man.
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My dad went to that new Mexican cake
shop.
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One of those cakes?
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Yeah, he got the last Diaz Leches ice
cream cake.
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Diaz Leches?
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Huh?
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Diaz? That means ten.
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Ten Leches?
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In one pick?
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See?
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seeing Diaz let his cake right now.
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Uh, because superheroes and their
sidekicks don't take days off. Remember,
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said that.
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Yeah, but now I want cake, so let's go.
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Up the rope.
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Okay, here we go. Ready? Yep. Let's do
it.
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It's really hard to get back up.
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Hey, why don't you give me a boost? Huh?
Yeah, and then I'll give you a boost.
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Wait, how am I going to get up? I'll
give you a boost. Are you proud?
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I've got to get a purchase.
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Here, you know what? I've got an idea.
I've just got to get a purchase.
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What are you doing, dude?
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What are you doing? That's not doing
anything at all. This is impossible. No,
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I'm not.
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What'd you tie this thing to, anyway?
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Uh, like an air conditioning unit.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Smart.
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It's really dirty, so I don't really
think it's going anywhere.
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Let's just walk out the door.
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how much longer I can keep this cake
from melting.
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Then we better eat it now. I'll go
first.
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Uh, no, no, no. We have to wait for
Henry.
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Well, you gotta give me something,
Jasper.
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I'm bored.
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I need something to do with my hands. I
feel weird if I'm not doing anything
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with my hands.
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Uh, well, then use your hands to feed
the raccoon. He sounds hungry.
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I'm hiding so I can surprise Henry.
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Honey, just feed the raccoon.
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I don't think Henry's going to be home
for a while.
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Fine. But if I get out of my hiding spot
and Henry comes home and sees me, I'm
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going to be... Yeah, I'm home.
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Oh, come on!
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How's everybody doing?
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Surprise!
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Uh, I brought my boss, Ray. Hey. Hey,
hi.
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How's it going?
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Okay. So where's that cake, huh? Let's
eat that cake.
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How was the makeup store?
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Huh? Makeup store? Yeah. What are you
talking about? You went to the makeup
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store, remember?
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You sent us that text about the makeup
excuse.
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Which clearly meant you were going to
the makeup store.
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Clearly.
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Yes. Yes, I, uh, I was at the makeup
store.
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Buying makeup.
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At the store.
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Uh, cool. Yep.
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Uh -huh.
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What'd you buy? Hmm?
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What'd you buy?
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It's a good question, Dad. What did I
buy? I bought the makeup.
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Well, where is it?
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Good question, sis. Where is the makeup?
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Okay, so I don't have it, obviously,
because I saw an ugly person on the
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and I gave them all my makeup because
they were so ugly.
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That's our boy.
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And where'd you come from? Were you at
the makeup store, too?
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Uh, yes. Yes, he was. He was at the
makeup store. That's where I saw him.
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one.
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I was at the gym.
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Yeah, it's, uh, legs, back, arms, chest,
fists, feet, and neck day.
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Hey, that was weird. Uh, why are we
using our mouths to talk when we could
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using those same mouths to, uh, eat the,
uh, Diaz Leche's ice cream cake?
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I like where your head's at.
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Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
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All right.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Emergency call.
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We've got to go.
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Emergency? What do you mean?
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That's a good question, Henry's mom.
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It's an emergency reminder.
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Emergency reminder for the birthday
surprise that I'm going to do for Henry.
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firework?
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Yeah. The fireworks.
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The private fireworks show that only
Henry and I can watch. Yeah, well, it's
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about to start, so we got to go see it.
So don't start eating that cake without
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us. We'll be right back. Bye.
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Let's call Schwoz and see what he...
What was
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that? What are you doing?
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Making them think there's fireworks out
here.
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Good idea.
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All right, ready?
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Hey, what's up, Schwoz?
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I just got an emergency call about the
blood bank.
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Yeah, what about the blood bank?
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Did you guys forget something, like
maybe to take Jeff to jail?
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Boom! Good plan!
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He's robbing that same blood bank again,
and you need to go stop him.
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Okay,
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Henry, you go to the blood bank and deal
with Jeff. Yeah.
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I'll stay here.
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And?
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And that's it. That's the whole plan.
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Why do I have to go?
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It's my birthday. Those are my presents.
And I would like to eat my Diaz Leches
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cake.
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Diaz Leches?
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Yeah. Go Brown!
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That's ten leches.
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Right. And I would like to eat those ten
leches, which is why I want Ray to go
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deal with Jeff.
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That's seven more leches.
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Please go deal with Jeff.
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Just hear me out here.
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If I go to the blood bank and deal with
Jeff, your
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family's going to sing you happy
birthday, and then by the time I get
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cake's going to be gone, and then I'm
not going to get any cake.
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Wow,
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these fireworks are amazing, Ray.
Thanks.
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Go on.
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But if you go and deal with Jeff,
Everyone's going to wait until you get
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sing happy birthday, and then we both
get a cake.
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Okay,
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but don't eat that cake until I get
back.
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Promise. All right.
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Happy birthday!
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Not just me. Henry has to go back to the
makeup store.
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I'm trying to steal this air
conditioning unit.
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Why would you need an industrial air
conditioning unit?
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Okay, so you know I had to move back
home with my mom?
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No, why would I know that?
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Well, you know how she doesn't have any
air conditioning in her apartment?
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Still no, Jeff.
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00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,830
Okay, so you know how sweaty I get.
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Actually, that one I do know.
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00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,590
Well, not anymore, baby. Not with this
thing.
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Help me get it out of here. See, I'll
grab the ropes. If you grab my sweaty
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waist, we can snaggle it out of here.
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Why, why?
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Hey, Henry, is everything okay?
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Hey, uh, yeah, Schwoz, I just zapped
Jeff again. Can you come here and watch
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till the cops show up?
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Yeah, here's the thing. I'm kind of at a
birthday party right now.
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Whose birthday party is it, Schwoz?
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Um... Schwoz?
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Yours, okay? I'm at your party.
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Why are you at my party?
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I really... I told your family I'm a new
neighbor who just moved here from
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Germany. Here you go, Hans.
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He's definitely German.
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Okay.
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Okay, Schwoz, it's my birthday.
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I should be at my birthday party, not
you.
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Listen, I'm sure the police will be
there in a minute. Just wait until they
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Jeff up and then you can come back to
your party.
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No!
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Oh, got to go.
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They're letting your sister open your
presents because she needs something to
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with her hands.
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What? No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't.
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I love it.
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Did you say it's your birthday?
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Happy birthday.
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I guess you can't have her live because
you don't like her.
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What's up?
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I don't live here.
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I'm here to pick up the raccoon.
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It's in the fridge.
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He drilled air holes.
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Once again, I don't live here.
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Wait.
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00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:28,890
Is that a Nueve Leches ice cream cake?
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Yes.
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00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:31,670
Oh!
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T .S. Leches!
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That's right.
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She's beautiful.
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I don't know how much longer this cake
is going to last.
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Let's just eat it.
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Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake.
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00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:52,200
No, we cannot eat the cake until we sing
happy birthday to my son.
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Why don't we just call him and sing him
happy birthday over pear face?
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and blow out your candle.
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I want that piece.
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But that's the last piece.
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And you already had one.
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So? We need to save that piece for
Henry.
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Unhand me, boy.
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00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,920
Jasper, what are you doing? There's a
raccoon in that fridge.
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Well, I know. If anybody tries to take
Henry's final piece of cake, I'm going
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let this raccoon out.
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That's a bad idea.
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I'll do it.
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You don't have the guts.
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