All language subtitles for henry_danger_s04e18_danger_things

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween Oh, what
fun it is to

shave a werewolf till he's clean Hey!

This pumpkin looks good!

Let me guess. Don't tell me. Don't tell
me. You are people who just got bitten

by zombies but haven't turned into
zombies yet.

We're not wearing stooms. We're leaving.

Like, forever?

No, that would be ridiculous.

We're spending the night at a haunted
house because my rich uncle just died.

And whoever can stay the entire night at
Hackney Manor will get his inheritance.

Uncle Jimmy died?

I know.

Sad. Focus, Henry.

I'm about to inherit a fortune.

Okay, well, hang on a second. Hang on a
second.

Whoa.

Who's going to watch Piper while you're
gone? You are.

What? No, no, no, no, no. I can't watch
Piper tonight.

Why not?

Because I'm supposed to go trick -or
-treating with Charlotte and Jasper.

Okay, we're going as funny exterminators
from a very famous movie.

Well, young man, you should have thought
about that before Uncle Jimmy died.

What?

Oh, Piper sounds mad.

You better go see what you want.

Bye.

You have great parenting.

Thank you. That was sarcastic.

Piper?

I'm sure it's not that... Oh, my God,
what happened to your hair?

I tried to trim my hair just a little
bit so I could be this Fresno girl doll

for Halloween.

That would have meant sweet stew.

But after I trimmed it, I noticed that
the right side was a little bit longer

than the left side, so I trimmed a
little off the right.

But I trimmed too much.

So then I tried to even it out on the
left side, but I trimmed too much again,

and it just kept happening.

At least it's even.

Charlotte, it's Henry.

You have to come to work right now.

Code red.

Copy. Hey, come on. We've got to go
jugging stuff.

Code red.

I repeat.

Code red.

Yep, got it. Code red. We are on our
way. Come on, let's go.

No, I am not leaving the house with my
hair like that. But I've got to go. You

heard Charlotte. It's a code red.

It's a code red.

And Mom and Dad said I have to watch you
while they're gone, so let's go.

I said I'm not leaving.

Okay, hey, hey, hey, look, there's, uh,
there's wig at Jug and Stuff, right?

We'll go, we'll go to Jug and Stuff,
we'll get you a wig, and you'll look

exactly like that creepy doll. Let's go.

She's not creepy, she's beautiful.

She's a Fresno 10.

Hey, Charlotte, we got wigs at Jug and
Stuff, right?

Shoot, yeah, we got wigs. I'm wearing a
wig right now.

Jasper, have you been listening?

Of course I have. I heard Charlotte say
it was a code red.

It is a code red.

See? We'll go to Jug and Stuff, we'll
get you a wig, and everything will be

fine. Why can't you just stay home with
your parents?

They're gone.

Okay, my dad's rich uncle died, and now
he's staying overnight at this haunted

mansion in order to claim the
inheritance.

Uncle Jimmy died? Focus, it's a code
red, Piper.

Hey, bring that pumpkin with my face on
it.

Ready? That's right.

Okay, is everybody on this channel?

Piper's upstairs with Jasper trying on
wigs.

First things first, show me my face -o
-lantern.

Here you go, man.

Uh, yes.

I am handsome.

Anyway, Charlotte's worried about a
bunch of missing dogs or something.

It's not a bunch of missing dogs. It's a
bunch of missing kids.

What? Missing kids?

That's way more serious.

Dude, I worked all day on that.

They're talking about it on the news.

Happy Halloween, Swellview.

Halloween? Or hollow missing tweens?

It's both, Trent.

Today is Halloween, and it's making some
kids in Swellview say boo.

Who? Because they're missing.

That's right, Mary. They're gone.

So far, ten children have disappeared
without a trace.

Unless you consider the puffs of smoke,
the screaming, and the eyewitness

accounts of a terrifying monster
appearing out of nowhere a trace.

If you do, then all of those things are
traces.

Ten tips.

That's the juggler's stuff, though.

That's right, Mary. The big question is,
who's going to be eleven?

What do you think?

Anything is better than what you look
like before.

Hey! That's what I thought!

an after school job but then an
indestructible superhero hired me to be

sidekick now we blow bubbles and fight
crime feels good

Those are the ten places where the kids
were last seen.

Does anyone else see a pattern?

I do.

This is the pattern.

Are you sure? Yeah, it looks like you're
just... I think it goes this way. And

then around here. You forget what you're
doing. And then here.

Money goes into the hole.

My mouth hurts.

Oh, my lip is all swollen.

Piper, does my swollen lip make me look
less handsome?

Oh, my God, Piper!

The monster took her.

Where'd she go? Where'd she go?

As you can see, the pattern is clear.

Boom.

Or... It's an X.

I'm not seeing it.

I did it! I made a device that can find
all of those missing dogs.

It's not dogs, it's kids.

Oh. Well, then this thing is worthless.

Actually, my neighbor's dog is missing,
so can we... I guess not.

Hey, sweet Steve.

Who are you supposed to be?

Oh, I am Steve.

I don't know what that is.

Steve Gildersleeve, my friend from
college.

He looks just like this, see?

You sound ridiculous.

Yeah, why are you talking like that?

I smashed my face on the door of the
junket stuff when I tried to run down

to tell you that your sister Piper
disappeared.

What do you mean disappeared?

A monster smashed her and then vanished
in a puff of smoke.

What? Yes, exactly.

I can't understand a word you're saying.

Instead, a monster appeared in a puff of
smoke and took my sister.

Just like those other ten kids.

So Piper is 11.

Precisely.

This thing.

Come on, man. We gotta go find my
sister.

Well, how are we supposed to do that? We
don't know where this monster went. We

have no way of knowing.

Hey, guys. Check this out.

Not now, Charlotte.

I don't know where to begin to look.

Nobody does.

Just gotta let her go.

I think I know where she is.

Charlotte, please. He's trying to
grieve.

Earlier, when we figured out if you plot
the locations where all those kids

disappeared on the map, then it creates
an X.

Well, I saw a different shape, but go
on.

Yeah, yeah, so?

Look where Junk and Stuff is.

On the map!

Look where Junk and Stuff is on the map!

You should be clearer.

Junk and Stuff is also on the X. And
check out what's right in the middle of

X.

A place called Evil Science Corp.

I don't like the sound of that.

Neither do I. Do you think that's where
the kids went missing?

I don't know, but it seems like a good
place to start.

Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go. All right, all right, I'm

hurrying. What's your beef, jerky?

What's my beef is that my sister is
kidnapped by some monster, and we have

idea where she is, but wherever she is,
it's probably dark and horrible and

scary.

little girl? Uh, Piper?

Hello, Piper. And welcome to my world.

What do you mean, your world?

I'll tell you.

For the longest time, I lived by myself
in this beautiful world. I was

very lonely.

But then, just yesterday, a doorway
opened from your world into mine.

And now,

bring friends to my world.

Well,

I don't want to be in your world. I want
to be in my world.

What's all this floating stuff?

Cotton candy?

That's right. It snows cotton candy
here.

And that bench is made out of fudge.

It's a little messy, but it sure tastes
good.

This place is so great. Why'd you kidnap
me?

I'm sorry. I thought you would like it
here.

But if you want to go back to your
world, you can go right through that

whimsical portal.

I'd stay if I were you.

This party is lit AF, which stands for
lit and fun.

Oliver?

Happy Halloween.

Who are you supposed to be?

A Fresno girl, though.

No one's going to get that.

I'm former First Lady Barbara Bush.

I'm leaving.

Sure you don't want to hang out and eat
some candy?

Yeah, I'll hang out and eat some candy.
Look at you.

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

Yeah!

Hi.

Do you have an appointment?

No. Yeah.

We do?

With justice?

Good one, dude. We got an appointment
with justice.

She'll call you back.

We want to talk to whoever's in charge
around here.

Well, that would be me. Dude.

Where'd you come from?

Well, I'm originally from a small town
in Idaho called Belleville. I met just

now.

From over there.

I'm wearing silent shoes.

See?

I invented them.

I'm Bill Evil, chairman of the Evil
Science Corp. Oh, yeah?

Bill? Did you also invent that monster
that's going around stealing kids?

I have no idea what you're talking
about. Oh, don't play dumb, Bill. We

you're in the center of the X.

I'm sorry, what?

The X!

It's a pattern on the board that I
noticed by myself. Well...

Guys, I promise you, we're just a normal
science lab that makes things like

quiet shoes.

There is absolutely nothing strange
going on.

The portal is out of control.

And it's definitely connected to that
monster that's going around stealing

We're doing some construction.

In this room? Why don't I show you a
different room where we make the quiet

shoes? You won't believe what you don't
hear.

We want to know what that giant wall
nostril is, Bill. Yeah, Bill, we also

to know about that monster.

And what happened to all those missing
kids?

And we also want to know how you made
those shoes so quiet. That's actually

really interesting, too.

Yeah, but maybe answer the other
questions first. Right.

Okay, if I tell you, do you promise to
keep it a secret?

Absolutely not.

Do you promise that I won't be in
trouble? You're already in a lot of

Fine.

Earlier today, we were playing God. As
all scientists do, by the way, it's not

just us. Sure enough.

So it seems that we accidentally opened
a portal to another dimension.

And it also seems that there is a
monster from that dimension that crossed

into our dimension and is currently
abducting children.

The shoes are made from a space -age
polymer.

That's pretty much it.

It's the sound of the terrified children
being tortured by the monster.

Have any of you actually gone through
the portal to see what's going on in the

other dimension?

No! No, no, no, no. That is way too
scary.

We hear a lot of screaming coming from
that thing.

See? There it is again.

Ooh, it's terrifying.

You heard the scientist.

Only one person can go through the
portal.

We have never said that.

All right, fine.

We go in, we kick some monster butt, we
get the kids, and we get out of there.

Sounds good.

Get the kids!

Would you like a hug?

have to close this portal permanently
why are we gonna do that with this jeez

explosive seismic charge all right just
make it quick if

i could just explain myself

Yeah, some kind of interdimensional goo.

Captain Man, to danger.

Oh, no need to thank us.

Thank you?

That monster was nice.

His name was Kevin. He was just lonely
and wanted some friends.

Yeah, we could have left at any time.

We wanted to stay.

That is new information.

did you set the timer for the seismic
charge?

seen that Barb guy?

Hey, Kevin.

Barb! You're still here!

I was in the candy bathroom.

Where'd everybody go?