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You know, I mean, that's why some people
have to wear a helmet in the shower.
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It makes sense, dude. It makes sense.
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Now, Kid Danger and I are going to be
live streaming for about another 20
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minutes, so... Yep, and the name of our
next video caller is... J .D.
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J .D.
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Could be initials.
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There's only one way to find out.
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Hey, Captain Man and Kid Danger!
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Sorry about that.
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Seems like we had a technical problem
there.
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Why does he keep disconnecting me?
Probably because you keep calling him.
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All right. We got another video caller
who goes by the name Mr.
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E. Person.
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Ooh, Mr. E. Person.
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It is I, Dr.
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Minyak.
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Oh, Mr. E. Person. I get it, yeah.
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What do you want, Minyak?
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To challenge you, Captain Man.
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He wants to challenge you. Uh -huh.
Challenge accepted.
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But you don't even know what my
challenge is.
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Don't care, because I can beat you at
anything.
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Yeah, so, what is your big challenge for
Captain Man? Yeah, what do you want to
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lose to me at?
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Oh, I shan't lose, because I challenge
you, Captain Man, to a contest of
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spelling!
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Spelling? Yes.
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Perhaps you know that Swellview's yearly
spelling bee takes place next Friday.
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Uh -oh.
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Wait, where are you going?
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Shh, when you got the goal, you got the
goal.
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You and I shall both enter the bee, and
when it's over, the entire world shall
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see which of us is the winner and which
is the loser!
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Fine, let's do it. No, I'm sorry, can
you please hold?
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What?
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Why are you pushing me?
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You can't spell.
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What do you mean I can't spell?
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I mean, I've read your texts and emails,
and you're a terrible speller.
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Uh, you guys, I... Just a second. I find
your comments offensive.
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Well, I'm sorry. You're just mean to me
sometimes. All right.
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Okay, spell sometimes. What?
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Spell sometimes.
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Okay. All right.
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F. Mm -hmm. F?
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You. Wrong. Right? What?
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Well, that was a tricky one. Nah, it
really wasn't, dude.
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Hey, can I please say something? What?
What?
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You can't do this.
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Why? Because I'm going to be in the
spelling bee. You?
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Yeah. I've won the last three years in a
row.
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And if I win this year, I'll be the
first 12 -year -old ever to win four
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straight.
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Oh, Charlotte.
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Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte.
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You ever think about anybody but
yourself?
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What?
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I can't have this one thing? You just
want this one thing.
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And you, as my friend, you won't let me
have this one moment in the sun to beat
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Dr. Minyak at spelling. Just one sunny
moment.
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But the guy that's counselor at school
said it would be great for me. Yeah,
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great for you.
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See, for you.
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Must it all be about you, Charlotte?
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Okay, fine.
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Sorry.
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I hope so.
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your challenge, so what's the bet? The
bet is whichever of us loses the
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bee must ride a child's tricycle all the
way from Swellview to California and
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back!
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I was not expecting that. Yeah, pretty
weird bet, dude.
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But I ain't gonna lose, so you got a
bet, maniac.
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Oh, lovely.
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And you just wait, Captain Man. You will
lose.
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And while you're tricycling to
California and back, I shout!
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You had more to say, but you didn't
care. Nope.
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Well, I guess I'll just call the B
-board and tell them I'm not going to
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this year. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. Don't do that.
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But I thought you don't want me to win.
Oh, I don't. He doesn't. I want you to
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lose on purpose so I can win.
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Okay. And you can help make sure that
Dr. Maniac doesn't cheat.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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You're a terrible speller. How are you
going to win?
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Oh, I'm going to cheat. She's going to
cheat good.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Hey, Trent, Mary, you're on in about 12
seconds.
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Thanks. Hello, my name is Mary Gaberman,
and this is Swellview's 42nd Annual
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Spelling Bee!
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We're live in 4, 3, 2... Hello, and
welcome! I'm Trent Ober...
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And also, oddly, two adult men.
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First, Swellview's very own superhero,
Captain Man.
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And Charlotte.
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And our final contestant is four -time
convicted felon, Dr. Horatio T.
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Minyak.
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Yeah. Before we go in, let's do a quick
cheat check. Cheat check? Let's do it.
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So, if we want Ray to say the letter G,
what starts with G?
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Uh, grapefruit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good,
good, good, good, good, good, good.
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Okay. So, if we want Ray to say the
letter E, you hold up then.
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Egg. Nice.
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All right, dude.
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Let's, uh, go.
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Okay.
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Hey. Hey.
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Can I have some of that ketchup to put
on my finger?
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No. Get out of here, guy.
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What are you sucking your finger for?
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Hey,
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Piper, perfect.
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Sit on that side so me and Jasper can
sit together? No.
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What? No? But me and Jasper want to sit
together. Not my problem.
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We were just gonna... Two seconds,
everyone. Please take your seats now.
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Piper, just move, okay? I'm not gonna!
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It's all right. Just put up. Fine, fine.
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All right, put up. All right.
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Pardon me. Coming through. Sorry.
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Sorry. In four, three, two... And we are
back here at the Swell... your spelling
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bee where things are just about to get
underway.
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That's right, Trent. And as is
tradition, the first word goes to the
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last year's spelling bee, Sherlock
Paggie.
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It's Charlotte Page.
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It's the same every year.
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Okay, Charlotte.
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Your word is imbecile.
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That is correct.
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Okay, next up is Carlos Calderon.
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Carlos,
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your word is... Spas to Henry and
Jasper.
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Spas to Henry and Jasper.
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Are you guys ready for a sound check?
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Yep, go.
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Prodigious. Prodigious. B -R -O -D -I -G
-I -O -U -S.
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Prodigious. And that was correct.
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Hey, I'm the one who gets to say if it's
correct.
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That is correct.
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Now to spell his first word of the bee.
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Similar to the rhinoceros.
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I believe hypotenuse is spelled... At.
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Honey. H.
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F -U -G -E.
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Montage.
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F -L -A -M -B -E.
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Bombay.
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Nice!
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M -O -N -I -U -M.
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Dumbamonium.
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Just a moment.
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S -U -B -T -E -R -F -U -G -E.
Substitute. Thank you.
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B -L -A -F -H -E -R -W.
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O. Wrong.
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He said O, but the next letter is H, so
he's wrong. Now, buzz him out.
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but would like to visit the restroom,
now would be a good idea.
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I'm starving.
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Give me some of your food.
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No, no, no, no, no. What are you doing?
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You! You can't eat my apple.
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Fine, then give me the egg.
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No, no, no, no. Are you insane?
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Okay, A and E are two of this country's
most popular vowels.
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What are you saying?
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Hey, hey!
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No loud talking in the auditorium. Yeah,
yeah, fine.
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We're very sorry.
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evicted. What?
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I wanted one egg. What?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey.
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Guy, what are you doing eating my stuff?
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Oh, yeah, I thought you left.
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I thought I left. What is that? What are
you doing? Did you open my yogurt? Why
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would you open my yogurt, man?
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To dip the carrot.
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What is that? What is that right there?
Is that powdered sugar?
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What happened?
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Jasper got thrown out of the spelling
bee and some guy ate a bunch of my food.
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Then how are you going to help Ray spell
words? He's too stupid to spell by
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himself. That's the problem.
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Look, if we can't help Ray spell, then
we got to find a way to make Dr. Maniac
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lose. Oh, I know what to do.
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What? Tell me.
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Tell me.
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Okay.
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After Dr.
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Maniac spells his next word, You stand
up and challenge the spelling. But if he
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spells it right, why should I challenge
it? Because I'm going to change the
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spelling of whatever word he spells.
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You can't change the spelling of a word.
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Yes, I can.
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How? Meet the Internet.
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You're going to change the spelling of a
word on the entire Internet?
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Yeah, if you let me hang up this
telephone.
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All right, okay, okay, bye.
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Challenge the spelling.
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I got it, I will.
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Okay, hang up.
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No, you hang up there.
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Oh, my God.
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Dr. Minyak.
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Okay,
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Dr. Minyak, your word is zeitgeist.
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Zeitgeist. Z -E -I -T -G -I -S -T.
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Zeitgeist.
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challenge. Young man, Dr. Minyak spelled
the word correctly.
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Yeah, it's right here in this dictionary
book.
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Right, but the internet is way more up
to date than dictionary books,
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which are made from trees.
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Am I right?
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Okay, LeVar, please check the spelling
of Zeitgeist online.
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V -E -I -T -G -E -I -S -T -Q.
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Q? Q?
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Uh,
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yes. Can't forget the final Q in the
word zeitgeist. What?
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All right, it seems that our dictionary
book is wrong, which means so is Dr.
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Minyak.
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get your tricycle ready to ride to
California and back.
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Yeah, Minyak.
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Yeah.
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Well, excuse me, Captain Man, but you
haven't won this bee yet.
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If that girl wins, then you also lose,
and you will have to pedal with me to
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California.
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The word to spell is pectoral.
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Pectoral. Okay, no problem.
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I believe pectoral is spelled...
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Okay,
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I got this. Okay,
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uh, pectoral. Well, obviously it starts
with a P.
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The last two letters of pectoral.
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Okay, Charlotte, if you could spell
pectoral, then you win.
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P -E -C -T -O -R -A -F.
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Pectoral.
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Pedal the tricycle to California and
back.
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Nah. What, dude? You made a bet?
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Yeah, but... Maniacs aren't really gonna
go through with that.
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