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It was actually invented in the 1700s by
a guy named Kevin Sham. Kevin Sham?
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Yeah. And he made it by mixing honey
with cat poop.
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Ah, that's why they call it shampoo.
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No, I get it. That's why they use it.
Kind of sounds like you made that up.
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you make that story up? No, that's just
as true as I'm standing here. All right.
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What is that?
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It's like a gift basket.
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Although much larger than most gift
baskets.
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Who do you think sent it?
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I'm not sure.
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But it was definitely someone.
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So your theory is that it was sent by
someone.
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Or somebody.
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Yeah, I'm just going to check the card.
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What's it say?
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Um... What?
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No way!
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Check this out. It was sent by the Dixie
Chicks. Shut up. Really?
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Look, look, look.
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Dear Captain Man and Kid Danger, you
guys are even better than country music.
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Enjoy the enormous basket.
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Love all three Dixie Chicks. No way.
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Oh, wow. Dude, that is amazing.
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Hey, we got to call the Dixie Chicks and
thank them right now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hey, computer.
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Hello. How can I help you?
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Call Dixie Chicks.
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Calling Dixie Fried Chicken.
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That's not a fried chicken. That's just
a board board.
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What's the smoke about?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you smell it and tell me what
it smells like.
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All right. I'll just go ahead. Wait,
what?
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Why do I have to smell it?
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Well, what if it's dangerous?
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Yeah, well, you're the indestructible
one. Yeah, but you're young. You have a
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young nose. What? Okay.
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You know what? Let's just smell it
together, okay? Fine.
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All right. What are you getting?
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Hits of oak. Okay, I'm getting oak. I'm
getting a little bit of berries.
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Some notes of maple.
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Get some maple.
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Get some cinnamon.
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Some variety of fruits. Yeah, there it
is. Get some nuts.
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Definitely get those nuts, babe.
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Well,
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well, well.
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So this...
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Girls wear these funny ears, or can boys
wear them too?
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can't make faces like that.
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But I gotta look cool if I want girls to
like me for looking cool.
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Well, just try a normal, natural smile,
okay?
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Okay.
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Just better?
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey. What?
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You know why this red light's flashing?
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What red light?
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I think so.
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When there's trouble in the man cave and
you don't want anybody to be able to
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get in or out, you activate a stage two
lockdown.
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happened to him i just started watching
this video it
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all
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just kind of happened i wanted an after
-school job but then an indestructible
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superhero hired me to be his sidekick
now we blow bubbles and
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apple juice.
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What?
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Oh.
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Look who's woke.
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Kid dunger.
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Yeah, why don't you go change your
diaper?
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No more diapers, kid.
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What?
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I said no more diapers.
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Maybe you didn't hear about it. I hadn't
seen you in a long time. They didn't go
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up there and tell you?
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Who didn't go up where?
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I don't wear diapers anymore, you
understand?
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What's gotten into you, man?
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I was just messing with you a little
bit.
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I was only kidding with you.
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Yeah, well, sometimes it doesn't sound
like you're kidding.
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Well, I'm sorry.
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Okay, I'm sorry if I offended you. Yeah,
yeah, all right, all right. You know,
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I'm sorry, too.
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Okay. Okay.
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Salute.
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Now, why don't you go change your
diaper?
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What happened?
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I was sniffing some colorful smoke in
the... Shut up, Captain Ham.
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Good one.
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You all comfy in there?
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No.
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What is this thing anyway? Oh, well, I'd
be delighted to explain.
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You see, I'm going to make you sweat.
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Sweat? That's right.
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This is a hot box, which I will now set
to 110 degrees.
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See if you can handle that.
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He's Captain Man, idiot. He's
indestructible. He can handle that.
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hotter temperatures than that.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Well, let's make it 310 degrees.
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Hey, thanks, Kid Danger. Really
appreciate the input.
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You see, Captain... Sam,
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my scientists, who happen to be evil,
they tell me that if I drink your sweat,
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will become indestructible just like you
for about 45 minutes.
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You're going to drink Captain Man's
sweat?
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Well, it's not like I'm looking forward
to it. But sure, if it'll make me
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temporarily indestructible, then heck
yeah, I'm going to drink it. What am I,
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stupid?
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Ew.
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Ew.
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Ew.
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Jasper, I told you. The elevator won't
work while the man cave is on stage two
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lockdown. Well, I'm nervous, and this
keeps my finger busy.
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Well, if you want to stay busy, then you
can help me pry this thing off the
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wall. What for? Why is that going to
help us?
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If we get this off, then we can climb
into the air shaft, slide down it, and
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into the man cave so we can help Ray and
Henry.
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Henry!
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That's Piper.
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Yeah, I know. We've got to get rid of
her.
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Hey, Piper!
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We were just back there. Blossing.
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We were flossing.
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I don't care about your oral hygiene.
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I need to see Henry.
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Oh, why?
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He set up my new phone for me and he
turned on the, you know, the facial
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recognition security thing. Oh, yeah,
that's a really cool feature.
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No, it's not.
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Yeah, some people don't like it.
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Henry set it up with his stupid face, so
now I can't unlock my phone without
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him. Can't you just wait to use your
phone until later tonight?
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I can't take this much heat.
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Oh, yes, you can, Mr.
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Indestructible.
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My vial is already half full of your
sweet, sweet sweat.
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Get up, jerk.
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You'll never get away with this. Oh,
yeah?
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And who's going to stop me?
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You're stuck in my sweat tube.
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Your little boy toy's trapped in my
enormous gift basket.
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And as for your fuzzy little co -worker,
I locked him in your stupid elevator
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with no way out.
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Yeah, I will show you who can't get out
of this elevator.
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Ah, that's my snack heap.
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Your point?
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Where is Henry?
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He's... Henry's... Charlie, what did you
say Henry was again?
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Uh, he's stuck in the bathroom.
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I'm stuck in the bathroom.
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That way we can get into the bathroom
and help Henry get out.
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Fine, then I'll come too. No, no, no,
no, no, no. That's a bad idea. Why can't
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go?
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Because.
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He's naked.
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Why would he be naked in the bathroom?
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Yeah, Jasper, why?
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What?
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You two don't know that dudes pee naked?
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Uh, I guess not.
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Watch the store. I don't know anything
about stores. Bye. Bye.
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Why pee naked?
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Okay. You're sure that this shaft goes
all the way down to the man cave?
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I think so.
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Ready?
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Yeah. Use me like a boogie boy.
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Swallows of this will make me just as
indestructible as you are.
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For about 45 minutes.
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And now... I can't get out of here.
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You've got to stop him. I can't. I can't
get out of this basket.
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I can't believe I'm going to drink man
sweat.
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Oh, well.
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We gotta stop him. It's too late.
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He already drank my sweat. Now get out
of here before he sees your faces.
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Seriously, guys, go, go, go, go. Come
on.
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Oh, oh.
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Your sister needs you to fix her phone.
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Get out of here.
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What the heck was that?
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Uh, I think he tripped.
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Elevator door.
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I'm the enemy.
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Now,
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let's see if I'm
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indestructible.
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Indestructible.
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Good job, squash.
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I'm going to need about nine gallons of
water.
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All right. No worries. I'll get some for
you right now.
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to hurt you.
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Okay. Yeah. Just hold up your finger.
Why?
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Just hold up your finger. Okay.
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I'm sorry. Did that hurt?
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Yes.
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Hey, Kid Danger, come here, quick.
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Hey, hey, big guy, are you okay?
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When will you get me some water?
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Just a second.
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Your sister's been waiting upstairs for
over an hour. What?
203
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,220
Why? What does she want?
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Come on, you dumb phone. Will you let me
in already?
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Too many attempts.
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Phone overheating.
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That's not good.
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Temperature critical. Contact fire
department. Using another phone.
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work today.
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