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Previously on Henry Danger.
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My time machine.
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Hello, time jerker. How could you have
accidentally released one of the FBI's
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most dangerous criminals?
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You, Drex.
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Why don't you just tell Henry that Drex
used to be your sidekick?
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Schwoz! You had a sidekick before me?
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Drex, no!
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And now the viral video everyone's
talking about.
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Spanky, spanky, spank your butt.
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Hey, will you turn that off?
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I'm ready to test the time machine.
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Now we have to test you.
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It's your new power. You have super fast
reflexes.
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Peekaboo.
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Yeah,
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and I still hate your face.
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You hear that, Drex?
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Oh, wait!
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I forgot that you can't talk or move.
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Which probably makes it kind of hard for
you to dodge my spit wad.
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Give me those 8 -volt batteries.
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Yeah, sure. Here.
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Oh, what do you need 8 -volt batteries
for?
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For my vibrating soap.
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But why would you... Oh, never mind.
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Uh, Doc Nugent! What's up? These are 7
-volt batteries.
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These won't make soap vibrate.
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Sorry, I thought they were... Jasper,
are you upstairs?
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Yes, sir. Since Henry hates me and wants
my soap to be perfectly still, soap
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doesn't need to move.
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Will you... Please go down to the
storage facility, Jay, and get me a pack
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-volt batteries.
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Aye, aye, Captain.
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Why you got to be an embarrassment?
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Woof, woof! Go, Jay!
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Woof, woof!
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All right.
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What are you doing? Your head's in the
way. What are you doing with your head?
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Do you know how to sit down in a chair?
Do you know how to move your head? Can
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you move?
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Who is the dog that can bench the vocal
justice plan?
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That's a good boy.
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Okay.
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Eight volt batteries.
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Where would you be?
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Woo! Lootie whiz!
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A trap!
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your pants are loony.
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And whiz!
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There's no way that my client... We
interrupt this program for breaking
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Hey,
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I'm Trent Oberunder. Mary is out sick
today.
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I'm right here. Breaking news!
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This Wellview clock tower is ten seconds
fast.
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Since it's impossible to adjust the
clock, Vice Mayor Willard has decided to
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shut down the power in 12U for exactly
10 seconds and then turn it back on.
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Wow. Tick -tock about a great idea.
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They're shutting down the power to this
whole city?
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We live in this city.
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Now, we want to give you plenty of
warning before the power goes out, but
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What's touching my neck?
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Drax?
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Where'd you go?
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And where's my can of loony whiz?
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Hey, give me that back.
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Next, your head.
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Apple juice from my leg thermos.
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It always leaks.
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Oh, my God!
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What?
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When the electricity went out, Drex's
containment unit lost power.
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Drex is free?
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But, dude, you sent Jasper down there to
get your batteries for your dumb
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vibrating soap.
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Well, I had to because you got the wrong
batteries.
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Why would anyone want their soap to
vibrate?
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It tells my body dirt that I mean
business.
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Oh, yeah, okay.
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Why am I always duct taped?
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Here we go.
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Yeah.
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Jasper! Oh, look.
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It's Ray and Henry.
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You're not going anywhere, Trek.
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There's two of us and one of you.
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Oh, no.
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Then I guess you have me trapped here.
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It's a time tricker's time portal.
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Get away from that thing.
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No, I don't think I will.
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Trucks! Get away from me! No one can see
me!
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Oh, hello,
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everyone.
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Shut up!
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Oh, my.
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All right, now.
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Looks like my ride's here. Well,
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this has been fun.
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See you... some other time.
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No!
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Come on, kid.
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Let's go back in time to fight some
crime. You let me finish the rhyme.
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Now, listen.
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While we're gone, make sure that you
protect this time portal. And don't
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Dog Judge without us.
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Oh.
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Okay, well, we should probably make sure
this thing stays on.
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an after school job.
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But then an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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up and gaze at my root beer bottles. The
finest root beer bottles in all of
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Swellview. Hey, young man, you want me
to take a photograph of you with my root
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beer bottles?
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I'd love that.
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All right.
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Just stand right here.
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They're witches.
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Witches, I tell ya!
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Uh, okay.
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All right, we're not witches. Not
witches.
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We're guys, so... I don't know why you
thought... Security!
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We got witches!
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Witches!
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Come on, kid. We gotta go find Drex.
Yeah, yeah. But, dude... Where are we?
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The future?
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Or the past?
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I don't know.
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Uh... Let's see.
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Looks like the 1950s. Uh, no. Looks like
the 1970s.
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Maybe.
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But, wait, wait, wait.
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That looks like the 1960s. Oh, my God.
What's going on? Henry, what's going on?
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Fodfest.
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Uh, and,
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uh, Fodfest to you, too. Good Fodfest.
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No.
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Today's Fodfest. The festival of
decades.
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Oh.
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Okay. Okay.
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And, uh, so, what year is it actually?
Yeah, I mean, like, what year is it,
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like, right now?
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It's 1989.
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1989!
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I know, it's 89!
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I loved it, I loved it. I love it now. I
love being here. It's a good year that
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we're in. In the moment.
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Go on, get out of here. Yeah, we got all
we need from you.
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It's 1989.
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We have no idea where... There, look!
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It's Rex.
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How dare he buy a no -cone here in the
past?
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Jerk.
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Let's go get him. Let's go.
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That's them. There they are. Look.
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There they are, right there.
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Them's the witches.
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Is that true?
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You guys witches?
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Hey,
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look, we will explain the whole thing
right behind those berry bushes.
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Okay, let's go talk behind the bushes.
All right, let's go. Okay, let's go.
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Okay,
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that's done. All
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right, now come on.
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We gotta go take care of... Uh -oh.
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Where's Drek?
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Security. All security to the Mary Bush
area.
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Come on. We better get out of here. What
about Drek?
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We'll get Drek later. Let's go.
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Go? Go where, dude? It's 1989.
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We have no idea where... I know exactly
where we can go. We can go to, uh... Oh,
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my God.
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What?
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What?
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Hey!
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Look how big phones were in the 80s.
What the... Dang it!
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Come on!
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Oh, no.
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Tross, will you just hurry up and fix
the time portal?
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Dang, girl, why you stressing?
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I'm stressing because if he can't fix
it, we may never see Ray or Henry ever
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again.
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If that happens, can I sleep in Captain
Man's bed?
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Okay.
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Can you fix the time portal?
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Eh, yes and no.
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Well? Which is it?
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No.
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I mean, I could if we had a little bit
of xeridium.
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Nuh -uh. No way. I promised my mom I
wouldn't try any of that stuff till I
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to college.
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See, ceridium is a powerful radioactive
substance, and it's against the law to
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plant here in America.
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Okay, I'm going to look up ceridium.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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Why do you need stuff that's illegal and
radioactive to fix the time portal?
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Because for time travel, you need lots
and lots of energy, and ceridium is
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extremely powerful.
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Then go get some!
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How do you expect me to get ceridium?
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You want I should go to Radioactive
Shack and ask the stupid person that
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him our service?
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Yo, man, where's his iridium at?
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Hey, listen to this news story from six
years ago.
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Yeah, okay.
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Toy company Jazz Bros announced a recall
of its popular doll, Glowy Zoe, after
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an investigation revealed that the
doll's bright glow was powered by
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iridium. So?
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So, Piper had the Glowy Zoe doll.
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Henry Heaston?
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Yeah, the government tried to take it
away from her, so she buried it in her
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backyard.
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Do you think we could find that doll
again in Henry's backyard?
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Sure, but Piper's not going to let us
take it. Why not?
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Because she's mean.
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1989.
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Oh, golly. You guys see the old man's
life.
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Hey, what's up, bro? Hey, freshman 15?
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Awesome.
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Awesome.
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Okay. Looks like this is his dorm room,
so... Be cool.
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Always cool.
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Sorry.
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Now, what'd you guys need?
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What?
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Uh, nice... Nice, uh, hair.
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How do you know my name?
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Because, uh... Uh, look, can we come in
for a second? Yeah, we, uh, we really
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need to talk to you.
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Oh, I don't know you guys.
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We're just going to come in.
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It's true.
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We're from the future.
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Up your cock.
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In the future, Spaz, we're all...
friends. Uh, co -workers.
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But we do know everything about you.
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Okay, then.
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Uh, what's my favorite snack?
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Worms.
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Okay.
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What's my sister's name?
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Winnie. And what does she look like? A
whore.
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Okay.
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What do I say?
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You guys, you really are from the
future.
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I know, I know. We told you.
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Piper's doll was buried.
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I know. I was just wrong.
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Is that such a bad thing?
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To be wrong?
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What's good about stupid information?
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Oh, good.
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They have mustache.
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What are you going to put mustard on?
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in my kitchen and you're filthy and
you're holding shovels.
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Well, sure.
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Because we're rehearsing for a play.
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Uh -huh.
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A play.
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Theater. Nice.
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You should probably leave.
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Where's Henry?
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Exactly. Right?
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He's the new boy at my school who's
smart, super sweet, and he talked to me
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lunch today.
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Wait, wait, wait. Did you say Josh
Larkin? Like Josh Larkin?
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Yeah, why?
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Because he was just here.
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Yeah, like ten minutes ago.
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What? No, he wasn't here.
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He was standing in that room.
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Like medium brown, but not too light.
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Not too dark.
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So like brown hair?
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Yeah, pretty much.
278
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And he said he was new at your school.
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He is?
280
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,580
Wait, why did he come here?
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What did he say?
282
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He said that he wanted to hang out with
you.
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to the time portal. So Henry and I
followed him through, and that's how we
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here to 1989.
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Oh.
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00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:12,110
Hey, I have a question for Schwoz.
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Yes? What are you doing to your
underwear, dude?
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I'm steaming them.
289
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But why?
290
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To get the wrinkles out.
291
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Not that, Schwoz. I'm not talking about
your college panties.
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00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:29,670
We gotta know why Drex came here to
1989.
293
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Maybe he just picked a random time and
place.
294
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I know Drex.
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He picked 1989 for some reason.
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There's got to be something about today.
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Hey, Schwoz, everything okay in here?
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Uh, yeah. I'm just steaming my
underpants.
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Ah, smart.
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00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:56,620
Uh, guys, this is my friend Yim from
Campo Security.
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Yim? Sup, Yim?
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It's Jim.
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I'm Jim.
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Say him.
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Uh, please.
306
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:10,010
Oh, this is my son, Tango.
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00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,870
Today's National Take Your Kid to Work
Day.
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I wanna go to the zoo!
309
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:17,989
No zoo!
310
00:20:17,990 --> 00:20:19,850
What? Go get in the van!
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You all stay safe now.
312
00:20:26,930 --> 00:20:28,890
Yeah, you probably shouldn't yell at
your kid like that.
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00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:36,490
Have you guys seen this one?
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Where's the beef?
315
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:43,310
She never knows where the beef is.
316
00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:44,790
Turn it off!
317
00:20:46,470 --> 00:20:47,510
Where's the beef?
318
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,010
Ray, what's going on in your head?
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00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:56,110
That guy said it was take your kid to
work day.
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00:20:56,710 --> 00:20:57,710
Yeah, so?
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00:20:57,870 --> 00:21:01,030
So... Oh, my God.
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My dad takes me to work today.
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Young me, eight -year -old me.
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My dad takes me to glass tech for take
your kid to work day.
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Henry, this is the day that I become
indestructible.
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Don't you see?
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00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,760
Yeah, sort of, no.
328
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,200
That's why Drex came here.
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00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:27,160
He's going to try to stop me from going
to work with my dad so I don't get
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densitized. So you don't become
indestructible.
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00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,180
Which means no Captain Man.
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00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,040
No kid danger.
333
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,020
We got a tough track.
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Let's go.
335
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Let's go.
336
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,000
We don't have a car. Or a bike.
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00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,680
Can you give us a ride? We are still
pretty hungry. If we could just borrow
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00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,380
20 bucks. Where is the beef?
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