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Now, to save money on eyeshadow, I
suggest using paprika.
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And instead of foundation, which is
really expensive, you can use hummus.
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Oh, and notice how I'm not using a
sponge.
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This is just an old tissue I found in
the trash.
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Yeah, I'm not putting hummus on my face.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, Charlotte. Hey, what's up,
Charlotte?
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So, what happened?
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Oh, well, we showed up at the
playground, right? Yeah, and there's
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of second graders playing in the
sandbox.
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They were playing in the sandbox. Yeah,
I just said that.
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Yeah, right, right.
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What the kids didn't realize was that
there was a nest of scorpions right in
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sandbox.
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Scorpions? Yeah. They're all crawling
all over them, and the kids are freaking
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out. Oh, they're on my face!
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Oh, for the love of God! Get the
scorpions out of my face!
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Then we just grabbed the fire hose. Oh,
big old fire hose. Just sprayed the
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scorpions off the kids.
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Hey, that's Jasper calling from
upstairs.
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Ah, great.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, it's me, Jasper.
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Yeah, we can see you.
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Cool. So, Henry.
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Yeah, what's up, big dog? What do you
need?
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Your sister is here.
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What? Why? What does she want?
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I don't know. I told her you were busy,
and then she got mad and said she's not
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leaving until she talks to you.
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Are you sure she's mad?
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Yeah, look at her pacing angrily.
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Just tell her that I'll see her at home
before I leave for New York. Huh?
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You're going to New York?
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Yeah, for the weekend.
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Why?
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Because you don't need to know why,
that's why.
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Hey,
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Ari tried telling Piper you'd talk to
her later.
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And? She grabbed my earlobe and yanked
it really hard.
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And then she started asking all kinds of
questions about junk and stuff and why
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you're never here and why there's no
customers.
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All right, kid. Maybe you better go
upstairs and get rid of your sister. All
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right. Okay.
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Back in a sec.
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Uh, kid? Huh? What?
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Maybe you want to chew some gum before
you go see your sister?
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Why, is my breath bad?
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Yeah, it smells like kid danger.
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Ah, good catch.
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That's why you're the boss, buddy.
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What? What?
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What? On your back. A scorpion.
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All right.
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Here.
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Kill it.
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Kill it on my back.
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Okay. Come on. What are you waiting for?
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I don't want to hurt you.
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Dude, I'm indestructible, so.
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All right. All right. All right. All
right. Okay, so just get set.
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of happened. I wanted an after -school
job, but then an indestructible
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hired me to be his sidekick. Now we blow
bubbles and fight crime.
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Will you turn that off?
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But I'm watching Kevin can James.
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Well, where is Henry?
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Right here.
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Oh, it's about time.
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Hey, turn that off.
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But this is the episode where Kevin is
finally going to James.
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Okay, what? I need your help.
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Uh, no.
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You don't even know what I want you to
do. Well, I have a job here, okay,
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I'm, you know, I'm working.
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Really? Because every time I come here
to see you, you're never in this store.
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So what exactly do you really do around
here?
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Well, I sometimes work in the back.
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In the garden.
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There's a garden in the back?
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Yeah.
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Okay, it's a rear garden.
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So...
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Rear garden.
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Whatever. You gotta help me. With what?
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Get a boyfriend.
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Gross.
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It's not gross. It's gonna be magical.
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Look, Piper, I don't know how to get you
a boyfriend.
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I know. You don't know how to do
anything.
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That's why I have it all planned out.
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Ooh, what's the plan?
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Okay, there's this new boy in my school,
right? And his name is Jackson Bartell.
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Whoa, great name.
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Can I go back to my rear garden, please?
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No, listen.
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Every day after school, Jackson goes to
that coffee shop on Pinehurst. Oh, uh,
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downtown Brown?
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Yeah. You know, they have great Wi -Fi.
I know that.
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So, this, uh, Jackson guy, does he like
you? No, because he's never met me. You
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said he goes to your school.
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He's new. I told you that.
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All right, come on. The plan, the plan.
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Yeah, what's your big plan?
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Okay, the plan is we create the perfect
meet -cute.
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Oh, yes, yes, a meet -cute. Oh, wait,
what is a meet -cute?
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It's... Like in a movie, when the main
guy and the main girl meet in some cute,
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funny way, and then later in the movie
they fall in love. Yeah, so what I mean
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now is a meet -cute with Jackson
Bartell.
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Well, I don't know anything about meet
-cutes, so... I know.
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That's why I made an animatic to explain
my plan. You made an animatic? Let's
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see it. Okay, and there.
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Whoa, you animated Downtown Brown.
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What? Now see that kid sitting at the
table doing his homework?
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Yeah?
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That's Jackson.
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Ah, I knew it. I knew it when I saw his
name flashing.
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And that's me coming in the door there.
Right, okay.
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And Henry, that's you over there in the
corner.
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Why is my hair brown and curly?
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Because I animated it brown and curly.
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But why?
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I guess I never really liked your hair,
so I tried something new.
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But I like my hair. Can I please get off
my plant? Yeah, all right.
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I like your hair.
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See, as I walked past Jackson's table,
you come running at me like a crazy
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person, and you yell, Hey, give me that
phone!
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And then you grab my phone right out of
my hand.
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Okay. And when you have it, I yell, Ah,
that jerk just stole my phone!
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At which point, Jackson will jump up and
yell, Hey!
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And then he will punch you, rescue my
phone, and give it back to me.
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And that's it.
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Questions?
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Yes, when did you learn how to make
animatics?
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That's not the point. Will you help me?
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Come on.
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Even if I say yeah, how do you know
Jackson's going to do all that?
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I mean, how do you know he's going to do
anything to help you? Love, maybe.
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What? Yes, that's Jackson's favorite
movie, Love, Maybe.
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Such a good film. Okay, wait, what am I
missing here?
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In the movie, Love Maybe, this is
exactly how the girl and guy meet. So,
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dude tries to steal Emma Stone's phone,
but Channing Tatum tackles the dude,
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gets Emma's phone back, and they fall in
love on a green boat.
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There's no boat in Piper's Animatic.
Forget about the boat, okay? You let me
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worry about the boat. I'm just saying,
if you want that... Can we please go so
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we can have our meet -cute? No!
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No? Why no?
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Because I'm working.
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Okay, working.
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Or, Gene, I've got to separate these
nuts and bolts, all right?
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And I have to leave for New York
tomorrow, so I don't have time for your
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-cuting. I'm sorry.
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Oh, come on.
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You can't take a half an hour to help
your sweet sister. My sweet sister? This
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is so important to me, and I am. When I
was dying, you put me down the stairs.
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No, you're not. She still tells me that
I'm nice.
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Oh, she does? Yeah, she does.
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She calls me.
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How long has he been up there?
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About five minutes.
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Well, it feels like six.
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All right, I've had enough of this.
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Darling, you want to pick up that
popcorn I dropped?
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Nah, we'll also just eat it off the
floor.
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not the boss of me that is true but i am
the boss of your
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brother henry and since you're directly
related to henry via the transit
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property ex post facto as long as you're
standing in this commercial property
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vis -a -vis i am in fact somewhat the
boss of you what
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uh piper you're creating a disturbance
in my workplace
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Anybody work in this place. Okay,
well... Look at Jasper. Just sitting
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doing nothing but stuffing his face full
of popcorn.
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Piper, go!
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Hey, you're his boss.
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Dang right.
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Then tell him that when a guy's nice
little sister needs help to make a meet
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-cute happen, her nice...
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Yeah, man, what's wrong with you? What?
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She needs a favor, man. She's your
family. She's your sister.
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I get that. Do you have any idea what
I'd give to have my sister back?
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But I never will.
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All because of a dark, rainy Wednesday
in Kansas.
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And that terrible, awful farm accident.
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Oh, my God, seriously?
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No, but it happens.
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you should appreciate having a sister
who's still here and breathing and not
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under a dirty tractor wheel in Kansas?
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Okay, what planet have I landed on?
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You know, you've spent more time whining
about why you won't help me when if you
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have helped me, we'd be done by now and
I'd have a boyfriend named Jackson!
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Look, Piper, I want to help you, but I
can't act a part for you. That's an
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order!
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I'm on my lunch break, man.
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Piper, come on, let's go.
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Oh, yay!
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This is going to be so great. Oh, yeah,
so great.
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Hey, no eating on the job.
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I'm on my lunch break.
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There, over there. See him? The cute boy
in the blue jacket?
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Yeah, I see him.
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Isn't he cute?
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I have no opinion on that.
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Well, trust me, he's super cute.
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All right, cool, okay.
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Boy, blue jacket, super cute. Can we
please get this over with? Hey, hold on,
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wait. What is that? I'm giving you a
disguise.
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Hold still and be quiet. What?
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Why is this necessary?
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Because when Jackson becomes my
boyfriend, he's going to meet you
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don't want him to think my own brother
tried to jack my phone.
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All right, well, I... What about...
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Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
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We good?
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Oh, bend down.
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Why do I have to bend? Because I said
bend down.
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Yeah, Mom, I sent you the flowers. You
did? Why?
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Ah, no reason. Oh, come on, what's the
reason? Just because you're my mom.
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Oh, my God, you're perfect.
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Okay, you look good.
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Yeah, I don't know about this.
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You remember the animatic?
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Yeah, how'd you make that?
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I'll tell you later. Just go hide and
get ready.
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Go.
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I'm kidding.
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Great. Thanks so much.
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This
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was
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not covered in the animatic.
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It's him.
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Come on, Kevin.
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Show him how to James.
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Uh,
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you want to help me?
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What? Did you help me?
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No. You ruined my meat cute.
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Oh, my gosh, Henry. What happened?
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Henry, are you okay?
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No. I'm not.
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All right. Tell us what went down.
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Oh, I'll tell you what went down.
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My body.
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through a table, onto the floor.
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This is green stuff.
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Probably avocado for toast.
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So, Piper's animatic didn't work in real
life.
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It would have worked if Henry had done
his part right.
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Well, what was I supposed to do?
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I ran across the room. I grabbed your
phone. I said my line.
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Before Jackson could run in, some
powerful woman grabbed me and hurled me.
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Geez.
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Well, why'd you let her throw you across
the room?
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She didn't offer me another option,
Charlotte.
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Whatever. Just get cleaned up so that we
can go back to downtown Broward and try
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again. Are you saying I'm not trying
again?
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We have to try again. No, I do not
either. No, I do not.
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You said do.
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I meant do.
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Everybody here knows I meant do.
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I have a question.
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Why is it so important for you to have
this meet cute?
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Huh? Why can't you just go over to
Downtown Brown, walk up to this, uh,
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uh, boy you like.
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Jackson Bartell.
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Okay, him.
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And just say, Hi, Jackson, my name is,
uh... Piper! My
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name is Piper, and I really like you.
So, what do you think of that?
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Oh, Ray, come on!
267
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That would never work in the real world.
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Except... Maybe for old people.
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Hey, I am not old.
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Oh, please.
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What are you, like 30?
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No, I'm not.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm like 30.
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Whatever. Just tell Henry that he has to
help me, and I need you guys to help me
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think of a new meet -cute plan.
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Oh. Yes.
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Look, paper.
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I know you're like 7, and you think you
know everything.
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I'm Piper, and I'm 12.
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Be that as it may, I'm going to show
you.
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that young love can begin with something
as simple as a good old -fashioned,
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nice to meet you, how do you do?
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Yeah, try that.
284
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:59,500
Come on, let's go. No, I'm not going
till we come up with another meet -you
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plan, and then I have to make an
animatic of it. When did you learn how
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00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,280
animatics? That's not the point!
287
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:12,560
Look, we're going to do this my way so
that I... All right.
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I'm going to carry her over to downtown
Brown.
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Good. Take your time.
290
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,520
What's going on? Look who's waking up.
291
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,360
How did I get back here?
292
00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,880
Look. Well, it's not about how we get
places.
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It's about what happens at those places
after we've gotten there.
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Here.
295
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:53,540
Huh?
296
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,200
So, where's this allegedly cute boy you
want to meet so bad?
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00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:03,960
Oh, he's, um... He's right over there in
the cool blue jacket.
298
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:08,280
Okay, so I'm going to stay right here,
and I want you to walk right over to
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boy and say, Hi, my name is Paper Heart,
and I would like to introduce myself to
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you so that we can be...
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00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:28,360
I used to be a better than average
tennis player back in my day.
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You mind?
303
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All right, Mr.
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Scorpion.
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Don't take this personally, but game,
set, and smash!
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What was that?
307
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racket guy all
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right
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00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:23,020
let's get him out from under that coffee
thing you guys see what happened yeah
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there was a big adult so apparently
Apparently that poorly constructed
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case just fell off the wall for no
reason that anyone can prove.
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Listen, Hopper.
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I know you're sad, and I'm sorry that
you didn't get to have the meet -cute
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you wanted.
315
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:49,670
Yeah, yeah.
316
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,470
You think that lady paramedic's about
the same height as me?
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00:19:54,710 --> 00:19:56,290
Yeah. So?
318
00:19:59,020 --> 00:19:59,999
Excuse me.
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00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,300
Can I show you something behind that
door over there?
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Uh, yeah.
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00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,100
Okay.
322
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:41,170
What happened to me?
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00:20:41,670 --> 00:20:47,610
Well, you sustained some minor injuries,
but luckily we paramedics showed up and
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you're going to be okay.
325
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:53,810
You're a paramedic? Uh -huh. Yeah.
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Totally.
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00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:59,030
You look like you're my age.
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00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:06,310
Yeah. Well, I'm in the junior paramedics
program, so
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00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,310
cool.
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00:21:10,030 --> 00:21:12,710
You don't happen to go to Swellview
Junior High, do you?
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00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:14,690
Yeah, I just started there.
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00:21:14,930 --> 00:21:16,930
No way. I go there, too.
333
00:21:18,390 --> 00:21:19,390
I'm Piper Hart.
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Jackson Bartell.
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00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:24,370
Hey.
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00:21:25,810 --> 00:21:28,950
We should, like, maybe hang out
sometime.
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00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:32,170
Sure. I could hang.
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00:21:34,870 --> 00:21:38,030
Wow. This is a pretty crazy way for us
to meet.
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I know.
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00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,240
Isn't it cute?
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