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Hey.
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Oh, hey, Han.
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Hey, Char.
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Oh, how was your student council
meeting?
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Oh, it was really good.
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Next semester, we're planning a bake
sale to raise money. Wow, that sounds
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great.
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All right.
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It's almost 4 o 'clock. We better get to
work.
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Oh, no, we're good. Piper's going to
drive us.
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No. I don't like it when Piper drives
us.
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Why? She has a driver's license.
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Only because the state gave her one by
mistake.
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It's still valid.
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Is that Piper? Yeah.
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Hey, Piper, quit honking the horn.
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Love you, too.
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All right, where's Jasper?
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Still in detention.
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What's he in for anyway?
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Driscoll violation.
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Oh, not a belly shirt.
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Belly shirt.
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All right, the door's open. Now get out
of here.
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That's right.
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You're all disappointments.
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Hey, guys.
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Why are you wearing a pink sweater?
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Oh, this is Miss Shapins. She made me
put it on since my crop top shirt was a
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dress code violation.
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Well, why'd you wear a crop top shirt
when you know it's against the rules?
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Because I should have the right to let
my belly button breathe and be free.
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I don't think that's a right.
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It might be a wrong.
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And why do you have those?
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Oh, I think these are built into the
sweater.
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You think?
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Hey, will you guys hurry up?
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I'm parked in a handicapped spot.
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You're not supposed to do that.
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I'm also not supposed to have a driver's
license, but I do.
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All right, just a sec.
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Yeah, okay.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey.
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Guess who was in detention with me? We
don't care. I don't want to.
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Michelle Bilski.
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No way.
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Bish? I thought Bish was in jail.
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They let her out.
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Who's Bish Bilski? A girl with a bad
attitude.
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And she's crazy. A lunatic. Yeah.
Remember in fifth grade when Bish put
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scorpion in miss shapen's purse yeah and
then miss shapen reached inside and the
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scorpion bit her and then she yelled ah
bish bish what did you do
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oh really oh really you think i don't
got ears
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oh hey bish you shut up all right
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i was talking to that
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I heard you say my name and laugh it up.
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Oh, oh, see, I was just saying I was
funny. Oh, I'm funny?
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Is that it?
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Do you find me hilarious?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, what,
you think I got no sense of humor?
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Okay, ladies, listen, I think there's a
little misunderstanding here, okay?
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Okay.
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It doesn't matter. You know what?
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You just keep her here.
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Just keep her here.
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Hey, what are you doing? You know what
I'm doing.
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I'm going to introduce bitch to Kid
Danger and show her what's what.
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You know race rule. You can't use Kid
Danger to solve your own personal
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problems. You saw what she did. She fell
over me.
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Give me the gum. No.
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Give me the gum. No, I don't want to. Do
what's right.
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Help out Charlotte. Okay, help me tip it
over. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Oh, you tipped me over.
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Okay,
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that's
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it, Michelle.
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You just violated at least four school
rules when you put me in that trash can.
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Yeah. Does she look recyclable?
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Eh, she looks stupid.
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Hey, watch it.
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No!
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All right, go. All right, all right.
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What's going on in this school hallway?
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Nothing. I'll tell you what's going on.
Yeah, a fight between Charlotte and
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Bish. No!
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I'm down for a fight. Hey, the rules say
no fighting in this school during
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school hours.
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Oh, well, if that's a rule.
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So if you girls are going to have a
street fight in this school, you got to
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it here before 8 a .m.
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Cool with me.
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Wait a second. Okay.
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Monday morning, 730.
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Charlotte's going to take you down,
Michelle.
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Looking forward to it.
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You still wearing my special sweater?
You made me put it on.
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Well, I have a date, so give it.
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Okay.
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Oh, you popped my favorite one!
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Well, that's it.
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Monday at 7 .30 a .m.? My life is over!
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No, it's not, okay?
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She's not so tough.
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Yeah, besides...
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Strength isn't about the size of your
muscles.
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It's about what's in here.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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get a baseball bat. No, no.
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I just want to forget about fish, okay,
and that stupid fight that Piper got me
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into, okay?
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I'm not going to be... Ah,
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kids.
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Hey, Ray, you may even want to tell us
what's going on.
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Sure. We are about to get you ready for
the brawly...
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The, uh, Bish Bilski and Charlotte
fight?
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No, how would Ray know about that?
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Have you guys not seen the news?
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What news?
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Uh, this?
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And finally, this story from Swellview
High School.
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Notorious bad girl Bish Bilski was
released from jail only two weeks ago,
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she's already stirring up a ruckus.
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That's right, Trent. According to our
high school informant, there's gonna be
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big... nasty fight.
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Apparently, Bish will be pummeling a
local teenage girl named Charlotte
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something on Monday morning just before
school.
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Wow.
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But I don't want to fight. I don't have
to fight if I don't want to fight,
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right?
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But don't worry, because I have brought
you the best personal
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combat instructors who'd come here for
free.
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Guys, this is Sensei Juke, a multi
-degree black belt in shishito, pad
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quinoa.
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Now, this man here is Harley Burch.
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He may look out of shape, but don't let
the flab fool you.
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What the heck is this?
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Oh, they were my car keys.
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I'm gonna just put them back here in my
flab.
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Who's that person?
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Ah, this is Kevin.
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Kevin, no!
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You don't do that until I say it's okay!
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What's the matter with this guy? Ah,
stop it!
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Stop it! Twice! Drop, drop, drop.
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You see, Kevin is a street fighter.
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He utilizes any items or objects he can
find in the streets.
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Um,
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aren't items and objects the same thing?
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What have I told you about sass?
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Sorry. Now, we're all going to work
together to turn you into a rad, bad,
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bish -busting machette.
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I don't want to... Music!
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That is my love mix.
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Here we go.
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Upbeat montage!
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Why do I have to wear a blindfold?
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Because you can't use your super fast
reflexes. And one, and two, and press,
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kick. Nice.
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And now.
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You all right? No.
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He's all right.
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I can't believe it. I can really fight.
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Yeah, but now I want to see how you do
again.
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you should stop the music.
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Yeah.
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What happened?
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You see, Charlotte, you can't learn
everything about fighting in one three
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-minute montage.
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You can't.
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Well, then, what was all this training
for?
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That's, uh... That's a fair question.
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Hey, where you going?
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Home.
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Oh, come on. You can't help me. You
don't know how. You're so small. I said
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don't want your help or anyone else's.
Understand?
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All right. Okay. We won't help you.
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Thank you.
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Who here?
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You can't charge us to walk into school.
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Ten bucks!
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Ten!
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Piper, is Bish here? I need to... Oh, I
see her.
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Hey, can I please talk to you?
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What? I want to talk to you about not
fighting my friend. I'm busy.
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Come on, please.
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Talk to me in here.
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Unless you're afraid.
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I want to talk to you so did he
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Other people. Am I right?
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Tell me.
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Come on.
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Who hurt you?
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It was my stupid cousin, Sharice.
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Okay.
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Tell me about stupid Sharice.
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I don't want to talk about her.
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It's okay.
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This is a safe closet.
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Come on, Michelle.
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Talk to me.
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It happened in third grade.
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What happened?
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Girl, I'm telling you! Right, right.
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Sorry.
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It happened at my birthday party. I was
turning 12.
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What? You were turning 12 in the third
grade?
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Uh -huh. Nothing wrong with that.
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Anyway, the day before my party, I...
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fell off my rollerblades, and I knocked
my tooth out.
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This one, right here, up front.
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Oh, that must have looked kind of weird,
huh?
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Yeah.
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Here's a pic.
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Okay.
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Then one of the girls pointed at me, and
she said... You
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can tell me.
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She said, look, it's Bish, the toothless
doofus.
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And then everybody started laughing. And
Cherie, she just laughed along with the
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rest of them. And that's when I knew, if
you can't count on your best friend,
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you can't count on anybody.
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Since then, I've never had a friend.
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Fish, look at me.
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I'll be your friend.
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Nah, you're just saying that because you
don't want me to rip your head off your
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body.
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Well, that's true. I don't want you to
rip my head off my body.
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But I also want to be your friend.
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Do you want that too?
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Yes, please.
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Fish! Fish!
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Could you maybe hug me a little?
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and don't move.
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But that's the same thing.
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What?
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That's the kind of sass I'm talking
about.
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Hi, Captain Manica Danger.
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What brings you here when it seems like
you don't even need to be here?
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I'll tell you what brings us here.
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A bank robbery.
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Yeah.
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It happened in the middle of the night.
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Fortunately, we were able to track the
stolen cash to this very school.
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Hey, guys, we got your call.
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Good. Uh, yes.
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Officers, I think you'll find the stolen
cash over there in locker 53.
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53?
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That's my locker.
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Let's check it.
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Okay,
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why are you guys here?
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To help you.
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But I told you I didn't want your help.
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Oh, well...
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You're going to love what we did.
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What did you guys do?
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We, uh... We robbed the Swellview Bank.
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We robbed that bank.
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Why?
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So we could get a big bag of cash.
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And then, last night, around 4 a .m., we
snuck in here and we put the big bag of
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cash in Bishop's locker.
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And then we...
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cop which is why they're here you framed
bitch yeah
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so now she'll get arrested and you won't
have to fight her but i already fixed
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it so i don't have to fight her i talked
to her and now we're friends oh
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uh well that that is new information
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Best of this time, Michelle.
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But I didn't put that in there.
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Oh, you're just holding it for a friend?
Come on, let's go.
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