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Jasper. Yeah, what you need?
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Will you please come take this
thermometer out of my nose hole?
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Okay. Let's check that temperature.
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And... Well?
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I think it needs to go in deeper.
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What?
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I've never used a nasal thermometer
before.
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Well, maybe you should learn how to use
nasal thermometers before you stick them
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in your friend's noses. Here, let's just
try it again.
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Uh, yeah, no, it's really not that
comfortable. Can we please, can we, uh,
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uh... I think it's in there. It's back
in me.
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Hey, what are you making anyways?
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Oh, a cure for your cold.
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You can't cure a cold. You can with this
liquid cleanse I'm making.
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What's in it? A combination of...
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Orange juice, nut milk, fish oil,
frankincense, tomato puree, myrrh, bee
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and liquid lard.
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Wow.
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I am not drinking that.
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Drink it.
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Why would you drink it? You said it was
a cleanse.
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Yeah, but you don't swallow it. I use
this to bathe you.
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Nope.
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Come on, don't be a baby. Don't you want
to feel better? No, I like being sick.
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Bye.
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Henry.
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Oh, sorry, but I gotta take this, so...
Hey, Ray.
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Hey, Henry. How you doing?
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Hungry. Handsome and hungry.
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Hey, Henry.
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Oh, sorry, you're already at work.
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Yes, she is, and we want breakfast.
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So, on your way to work, stop by Casa de
Waffles, pick up nine waffles, a dozen
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fat biscuits, some, uh... Fresh fruit.
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Fresh fruit.
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I'm Charlotte, and I want fresh fruit.
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Hey,
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listen, guys, I'm sorry, but I'm still
sick. I can't make it to work.
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Oh, that's been three days.
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Maybe you want to see a doctor?
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Eh, I mean, it's just a cold, but I
still feel pretty bad, and I got a
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I probably shouldn't... Hey, kid, I
totally get it. Just stay home, rest,
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take care of yourself.
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Cool. Thanks, man.
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Sure thing.
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Later. Yeah, okay.
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That rotten little mutt!
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Hey!
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What? You could have killed Schwoz! Oh.
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Sorry, Schwoz. I didn't mean to hit you
with that bottle.
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Hell, you did.
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It's just I'm so angry at Henry for
lying to me.
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Wait a second. You think Henry's lying
to you about being thick?
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I know he's lying!
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Great Manchester!
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Oh, okay, so you think he's telling the
truth.
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I do. Well, I think he's lying.
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So, we're gonna find out.
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Wait a second.
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Schwoz? Please don't hurt me anymore.
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No, I have an assignment for you.
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Why don't you get yourself a disguise?
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Okay, I will get a disguise.
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Yeah, and then I want you to sneak into
Henry's house.
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Install some hidden cameras and
microphones so we can spy on him. We're
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spy on Henry?
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Yep.
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I will not let you spy on him. Oh,
Charlotte's saying no again.
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It's an invasion of Henry's privacy, and
it's wrong.
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Hey, you better not run in the tube so
you can try to warn Henry that we're
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going to spy on him.
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Don't stop. Come back.
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Ah! Up the tube!
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Tube transport locked.
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Locked?
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And switching to manual control.
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Hey! Hey!
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Why didn't I go up the tube?
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Because I switched it off.
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Off? Yeah.
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You can jump, but you won't go far.
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Okay, you better not keep me trapped in
this tube.
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Okay. Up the tube.
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And other tube down.
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And Charlotte.
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different too all right you're so
incorrigible i
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don't know what that means it all just
kind of happened i wanted an
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after -school job but then an
indestructible superhero hired me to be
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sidekick now we blow bubbles and fight
crime
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Oh, my boot!
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Mom!
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Oh, hey. Your mom went to yoga class.
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But I'm here.
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Yeah.
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So how was the slumber party last night?
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I wasn't at the slumber party.
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What do you mean you weren't at the
slumber party?
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I mean there was a slumber party and I
weren't at it.
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But you told your mom you were spending
the night at Wendy Lindy's house.
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I was. But when I got there, Wendy told
me they were having a 7 a .m. sale at
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Pants Pants Revolution.
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What's that?
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A store?
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Yeah. And I had to sleep on the street
all night so I could be one of the first
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people in line to buy these.
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What are... Wait for it.
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What?
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No way.
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Are those...
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Shut up!
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You shut up!
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a, how you say, a plumber from Italy.
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Wait, you're a plumber?
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Yes, I am a plumber, Simitouls.
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Yeah, uh, you're not gonna believe this,
but we need a plumber. Right now.
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Oh, well, I suppose I could take a look
-see.
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Really? That'd be so great.
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Okay. You know, where I come from, which
is Italy,
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Sink -a -sink -a -tony, because that's
like the word sink.
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But it's more letters on the end.
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What's happening? I don't know.
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It's shooting fire on the sink.
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How does a sink do that? It should be
just water.
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Yes, I do go fix it.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Mr. Plummer.
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Our kitchen sink is over there.
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kitchen.
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Yes, no, but most of the plumbing
problems start in the attic, you know,
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the stairs.
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But I don't understand how the attic...
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Trapped you in a tube?
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You're so bad.
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Ray, if you're not going to let me out
of this tube, can I at least have some
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food?
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All right.
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I'll get you some food.
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What do you want to eat?
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I'll take a burrito enorme.
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Burrito enorme.
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Burrito enorme.
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You know what the word burrito means in
Spanish?
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Yeah, little donkey.
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No, it means pouch of meat.
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Whatever, just please lift up this tube
so I can have it.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I'm not a stupido.
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Up the tube.
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And tube to tube.
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Down the tube.
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You want something to drink?
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I don't think so.
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Cool. Hey, looks like Schwoz is firing
up another camera. Come on, Schwoz. Show
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me the Henry.
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on him and I'll prove to you he's not
really sick.
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What?
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Was? Was?
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Is that you?
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No.
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I'm just a dream.
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Yes. A dream about the night.
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So you go back to sleep and you just
dream about that.
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You've been invaded.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, other kid. Hey, Carly.
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Jasper, let me out of this tube.
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Why is she in the... Oh, uh, we're just
playing a game. We're just playing a
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game.
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It's not a game.
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That's part of the game. Saying it's not
a game.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, it's past nine, and I just locked
up junk and stuff, so I'm going to head
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on home.
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Whoa.
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Is that Henry's room?
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Yep. Wait, but how are you seeing video
from... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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There it is.
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See Henry there? He's not sick.
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I didn't know.
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Look at him.
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Sitting there in bed, eating a big
steaming ball of chili.
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Look at it, all dark and thick with
chunks. I know chili when I see it.
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I think he's eating brown soup.
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No, it's not soup.
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Geez, Jasper, if you can't tell the
difference between brown soup and chili,
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you're not allowed to look at my
monitors.
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Oh, Ray, now you're just being a child.
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Mute the tube.
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back to kid faker ray listen henry and i
have been close friends like forever oh
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get to the point boy i just think if you
were faking being sick he would have
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told me yeah guys do tell their best
buddies everything
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their thoughts their secrets that's true
like when you told me about that time
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you went to martha's vineyard don't talk
about it schwoz jasper
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I'm going to need you to go shave your
chest.
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My chest?
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Why?
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You're going to wear wire.
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A wire?
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Yeah. Schwoz is going to tape a secret
microphone to your chest.
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Wow.
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And you're going to meet Henry at the
Parkway Diner, where I'll be hiding
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nearby. Oh, and then what?
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You're going to ask Henry about this
sickness, and I bet you he admits he's
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faking it.
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So I get to be like, like a spy?
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Sure,
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we'll call you 00... Zero.
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Yes!
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It's all happening.
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There. Now, this is your microphone
right here by your nipple.
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All right.
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Let's go bust a faker.
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Okay, so now will you let me out of
here?
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No, you could still warn Henry, so...
You gotta stay in there till we prove
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faking. And what happens if I need a
restroom?
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I already handled that.
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I am not using this jar!
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Good news for the jar.
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Let's go.
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Oh, Schwoz. Uh, two things.
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Yes? Don't let Charlotte out of the tube
until after we get back.
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Aye. And what's number two?
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Don't eat any worms.
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Oh, but... No buts, no worms.
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Oh.
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Bye.
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Okay, Schwoz, let me out of this tube.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You
heard what Ray said about you and worms.
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You better listen to me, Schwoz, because
if you don't let me out of the tube...
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Scott, let's kill it.
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Now just let me enjoy my vans.
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Hey, Char, what's up?
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Bad things.
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Bad things are up. Why? What's wrong?
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Ray didn't believe you were really sick,
so he sent Schwoz to your house,
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disguised as an Italian plumber, so he
could insult cameras with microphones in
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your house. In my house?
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Yeah. And Ray and Schwoz have been
spying...
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all day, watching everything, including
you eating a bowl of brown soup.
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But that was my private brown soup time.
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And now, Ray's making Jasper wear a
microphone so we can meet you at the
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Diner to try to trick you into admitting
that you're not really sick.
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What? But I am sick. Why would I...
Wait, Jasper's gonna be wearing a wire?
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Yeah, and Ray's gonna be at that diner
listening to every word you say.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, if Ray wants to listen to what I
have to tell Jasper...
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Then I'm going to make sure I say
something good.
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Right.
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Checking the equipment.
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Slippery, slimy snake.
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Actually, it wasn't meant for you.
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Hey. Hi, Henry.
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What's up?
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You can tell me.
255
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We've been friends for... So?
256
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So, even if you have a secret, I'm the
perfect person for you to tell.
257
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Oh, God, he's the worst.
258
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,560
Well, uh... Great.
259
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:44,020
Because... You know how I've been
calling in sick to work?
260
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Yeah? Well...
261
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I was faking.
262
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,340
I knew it!
263
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,440
Why'd you tell Ray you were sick?
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You swear I can totally trust you?
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Sure. I mean, I'd never betray a friend.
266
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,120
Well...
267
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I'm
268
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,860
done being Ray's sidekick.
269
00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:22,820
You don't want to fight crime anymore?
270
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:28,600
No, I do, but... I mean, dude, we
don't... We don't need Captain Man.
271
00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:36,520
But Ray's indestructible. You can't just
get rid of Captain Man.
272
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Well, see, I've been working secretly
with Dr.
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Maniac. No!
274
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Yeah, man.
275
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We've been developing this weapon that
can melt Captain Man.
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And check this out.
277
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What's raised out of the picture? Yeah?
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Come here.
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Come here.
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Yeah, all the way. Come here.
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I'm going to take over and make you my
sidekick.
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Go.
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Raise our friend.
284
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We can't...
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Sir, whatever you need me to do, I'll
do. All right, Henry.
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00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,350
How'd you know Jasper was wearing a
wire?
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Because I'm not an idiot.
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Ray, I didn't know you also come to this
restaurant.
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Give it up, son.
290
00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:44,690
I can't believe you spied on me.
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00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,730
Yeah, well, I wouldn't have had to do
all this if you hadn't lied to me about
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being sick for three days. Well, I
wasn't lying, dude. I had a... cold and
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the flu or something. Oh, yeah, because
everyone with the flu loves to sit
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around eating big old honking bowls of
chili.
295
00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:59,270
Yeah, I saw it.
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It was brown soup. Brown soup. Okay.
297
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I knew it was brown soup.
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00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:08,730
Look, just admit that you were never
sick.
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Apologize. We can forget this whole
thing. I was sick, okay? And I still am.
300
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:15,570
my God, you're such a faker. A faker?
301
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:18,730
Why would I fake this? Because you don't
want to come to work. It's your little
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00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:20,290
pocket. You have no sense of
responsibility.
303
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Ask my dad. Call him right now. Be there
at work tomorrow, okay?
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00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,040
I'm angry. I'm tired. I don't want to
come to work. I'm serious, dude.
305
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Can you back up a little bit?
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00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,760
Oh, for the full performance? So I can
get the whole Emmy Award winning
307
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performance? I'm not joking.
308
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What are you doing now?
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00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,560
Yeah,
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that's brown soup.
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