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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
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Good
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evening, and welcome to... Swellviews
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.com!
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I'm Danny Chess.
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I get the same thing all the time.
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Man, that Danny Chest is handsome.
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Sushi -dushi!
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Oh, good.
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But hang on a sec.
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I'm watching television.
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Hey, what show is that?
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Sophie's Got Talent?
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Yeah, my daughter's on tonight. She's
gonna be dancing.
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Oh, sure, I can stay.
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Scoochie doochie.
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Now, let's take a minute to say hello to
this week's celebrity judges.
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Starting with chair number one,
everybody knows basketball's biggest
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LeBron James.
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So let's all welcome LeBron's childhood
friend, Vanessa Harris.
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So exciting.
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The guys filling judges' chairs numbers
two and three are no strangers to anyone
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here in Swellview.
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Now give it up for Captain Man and Kid
Danger.
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Hi,
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Danny, Jess.
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Hey, Danny.
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Jess.
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the end of this competition, do you guys
think that any of the performers this
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week can beat our current frontrunner?
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Man, tough one. That's hard to say.
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If I had to say, I'd say no. I'd say
yes, but the truth really is no.
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Unless you think about... Nah, no, no,
no.
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Well, clearly our judges think that our
current frontrunner, Stephen Sharp, It's
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going to be pretty tough to beat, and
I'll show you why.
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Come on out here, Steven.
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Last
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week,
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this guy wowed us with his talent for
throwing Cuban zip spikes.
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Can you give us a little taste of that
again?
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Of course.
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How about I throw one at camera two?
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Okay, camera two.
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Fantastic.
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Thank
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you.
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I'm Stephen.
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Thank you for applauding my talent.
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All right, let's bring out our first new
performer of the evening.
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Please give... SGT, welcome to Harry
Hoagie.
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Hey there, Harry. Hi, Harry. I used to
know LeBron James.
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So, Harry, tell us what we're going to
see you do tonight.
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Well, I'm going to eat this entire six
-foot submarine sandwich in less than 60
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seconds.
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Okay,
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60 seconds on the clock.
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Whoa, nice clock.
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sure what's wrong with Harry, but no
worries, because our next two performers
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are about to dance their way into your
hearts.
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Here's Karl Marcus and Piper Hart.
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This is...
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So,
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how long have you two been dance
partners?
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For about six months.
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And what's your favorite kind of
dancing?
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The kind that wins slogans got talent.
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All right.
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Well, kids, let's see what you got.
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last guy did it all just kind of
happened i wanted an after -school job
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an indestructible superhero hired me to
be his sidekick now we blow bubbles and
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fight crime feels good
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freaked out in the exact same way.
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First, the sandwich guy.
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Just like Carl Marcus and Henry's sister
did.
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Maybe they all got sick.
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Nah, Piper was fine right before the
show, and she was totally fine right
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Well, if they didn't get sick, then
somebody did something to them.
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But why?
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And who?
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And where?
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At the show.
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Huh? You said where, right? We know
where.
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At the show.
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Okay, do you always have to criticize me
when I'm trying to figure things out?
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Wait, what?
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I was just, no, I was just... Yeah,
sometimes a little encouragement would
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helpful, you know?
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A kind word.
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Maybe a hug.
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I'm sorry.
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Here, you... You want a hug? Let's hug.
Not now. I don't want your hug now.
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Wait, okay, you just said you want a
hug. I'm going to get a hug. Yeah, when
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want to, okay?
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I don't want a hug from you right after
I tell you I want a hug. I only want it
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to happen because you want to hug me
when it's your idea, not because I have
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ask for it.
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Anyway, so what's our plan?
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Well, they're letting the people who
passed out last night perform again
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tonight.
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will be there as judges, so just keep an
eye out for anyone backstage. No, no,
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no, no. Bad idea. Bad idea.
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Pardon?
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Henry and I are going to be stuck at the
judges' table, so we can't sneak
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backstage to figure out what's going on.
What's the matter with you?
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You know, sometimes I like kind words
and hugs, too.
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I'll grow up.
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Well, fine.
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Then let's hear your great idea.
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Sure. During the show... You and Schwa
sneak backstage so you two can look
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around and try to figure out what's
going on.
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Nah, nah. They only let the stage crew
and performers backstage.
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True.
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Charlotte, go buy yourself some boy
dancing clothes.
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Huh? Don't say huh, just do it.
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Schwa, go buy a blonde wig and a little
girl's sequined jacket.
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Already got them.
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Yeah, okay.
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All performers backstage, please. All
performers backstage.
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We're going to be live in five, people.
We are live in five minutes.
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God, I love this headset.
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Hey, there's my sister and her dance
partner. Right. Let's get over there.
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Excuse me, Captain Man.
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Uh, yeah, what?
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Uh, I'm Stephen Sharp.
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Oh, yeah. How you doing? I'm talking to
Captain Man.
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Oh.
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Well, okay.
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Uh, what is that?
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Oh, uh, this is my ferret.
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Fawcett.
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Your ferret? Fawcett?
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He brings me good luck when I rub him,
and so I share my ferret with others, so
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that all may have good luck.
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Cool.
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Well, see ya.
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Have a good one.
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I was talking to Captain Man!
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Wow, okay.
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Hey, look, it's the president of the Man
Family.
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down and fainted last night. I have no
idea what happened.
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He just started dancing in the next
room.
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You're... Carl.
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Fine, but I am not going out there and
dancing.
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You won't have to.
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We'll figure out who's sabotaging the
performers before you guys get called to
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go on. Right. So just hang out back here
and keep your eyes open.
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You'll do it.
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Hey, where are you two going?
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Oh, we're judges. We're supposed to be
back there.
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Jasper?
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You're supposed to be at Chalk and Stuff
watching the store. Well, I want to
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help solve this crime.
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That's it. I'm going to wreck this kid.
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60 seconds to air.
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You don't have time.
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Jasper, don't cause any problems, all
right?
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You guys like my beard?
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some problems here. So tonight is going
to be a kind of do -over type deal.
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Sound good?
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Yeah.
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Cool. Thanks for buying into the
premise.
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Okay, first up, this guy can actually
eat a... Uh -huh.
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Really?
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Apparently we had a sandwich stitch
backstage, so we're... going to show you
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that guy later.
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And instead, we're going to start the
show off with two amazing kid dancers.
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So let's bring them out.
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All right, let's give Piper and Carl
some encouragement.
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We told them they wouldn't have to
dance.
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haven't even rehearsed. What are we
going to do?
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Watch, probably laugh, then judge.
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So, are you guys feeling better after
what happened last night?
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Uh, oh, yeah, much better.
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Hmm.
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That doesn't look like Carl.
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All right, kids, let's see what you got.
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I just heard them say that you're
performing next.
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Yeah? Well, then, you'll need some good
luck.
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Pet my ferret.
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I don't know, man. It didn't work too
well last night.
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Then pet harder.
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Here.
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Ferret.
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Ferret. Ferret.
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Norwegian ferret.
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Danger. Avoid contact with Norwegian
ferrets because they can create powerful
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oils that can cause strange reactions,
such as tongue chewing, head vibrations,
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and loss of consciousness.
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Hey!
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Hello.
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Your beard looks fake.
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You're making the other person
performers pet your ferret, so they'll
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so then you can win first place.
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Uh, you figured that out, did you? Sure
did.
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Well, so did he.
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Oh, I don't see any... Yes, that's
right.
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Absorb my ferret's oil.
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Enjoy your nap.
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Hey! The spike thrower's attacking our
bearded production assistant!
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And that's against the rules.
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So? So you're disqualified.
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Oh.
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Uh... Well, uh... I guess I've lost
then.
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So I suppose I'll just, uh...
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You're not supposed to be on stage.
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You shut your stupid mouth, Danny Chess!
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Wow.
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Son, why don't you get off the stage,
Phil? It's your turn. No!
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I came on this show to win back my
girlfriend.
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Because Kid Danger stole her from me!
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Dude,
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I never stole your girlfriend.
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You did, too.
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Get back off, Danny Chess!
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until you got to be Captain Man's
sidekick. Then she got all obsessed with
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cool, good -looking kid, Danger.
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What's she look like? Is she cute?
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She got a mom?
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You distracted my girlfriend!
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Is that some disease?
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No.
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It's a superpower.
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I mean, if he throws a Cuban zip spike
at me, I can just knock him out.
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