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Good

evening, and welcome to... Swellviews

.com!

I'm Danny Chess.

I get the same thing all the time.

Man, that Danny Chest is handsome.

Sushi -dushi!

Oh, good.

But hang on a sec.

I'm watching television.

Hey, what show is that?

Sophie's Got Talent?

Yeah, my daughter's on tonight. She's gonna be dancing.

Oh, sure, I can stay.

Scoochie doochie.

Now, let's take a minute to say hello to this week's celebrity judges.

Starting with chair number one, everybody knows basketball's biggest

LeBron James.

So let's all welcome LeBron's childhood friend, Vanessa Harris.

So exciting.

The guys filling judges' chairs numbers two and three are no strangers to anyone

here in Swellview.

Now give it up for Captain Man and Kid Danger.

Hi,

Danny, Jess.

Hey, Danny.

Jess.

the end of this competition, do you guys think that any of the performers this

week can beat our current frontrunner?

Man, tough one. That's hard to say.

If I had to say, I'd say no. I'd say yes, but the truth really is no.

Unless you think about... Nah, no, no, no.

Well, clearly our judges think that our current frontrunner, Stephen Sharp, It's

going to be pretty tough to beat, and I'll show you why.

Come on out here, Steven.

Last

week,

this guy wowed us with his talent for throwing Cuban zip spikes.

Can you give us a little taste of that again?

Of course.

How about I throw one at camera two?

Okay, camera two.

Fantastic.

Thank

you.

I'm Stephen.

Thank you for applauding my talent.

All right, let's bring out our first new performer of the evening.

Please give... SGT, welcome to Harry Hoagie.

Hey there, Harry. Hi, Harry. I used to know LeBron James.

So, Harry, tell us what we're going to see you do tonight.

Well, I'm going to eat this entire six -foot submarine sandwich in less than 60

seconds.

Okay,

60 seconds on the clock.

Whoa, nice clock.

sure what's wrong with Harry, but no worries, because our next two performers

are about to dance their way into your hearts.

Here's Karl Marcus and Piper Hart.

This is...

So,

how long have you two been dance partners?

For about six months.

And what's your favorite kind of dancing?

The kind that wins slogans got talent.

All right.

Well, kids, let's see what you got.

last guy did it all just kind of happened i wanted an after -school job

an indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick now we blow bubbles and

fight crime feels good

freaked out in the exact same way.

First, the sandwich guy.

Just like Carl Marcus and Henry's sister did.

Maybe they all got sick.

Nah, Piper was fine right before the show, and she was totally fine right

Well, if they didn't get sick, then somebody did something to them.

But why?

And who?

And where?

At the show.

Huh? You said where, right? We know where.

At the show.

Okay, do you always have to criticize me when I'm trying to figure things out?

Wait, what?

I was just, no, I was just... Yeah, sometimes a little encouragement would

helpful, you know?

A kind word.

Maybe a hug.

I'm sorry.

Here, you... You want a hug? Let's hug. Not now. I don't want your hug now.

Wait, okay, you just said you want a hug. I'm going to get a hug. Yeah, when

want to, okay?

I don't want a hug from you right after I tell you I want a hug. I only want it

to happen because you want to hug me when it's your idea, not because I have

ask for it.

Anyway, so what's our plan?

Well, they're letting the people who passed out last night perform again

tonight.

will be there as judges, so just keep an eye out for anyone backstage. No, no,

no, no. Bad idea. Bad idea.

Pardon?

Henry and I are going to be stuck at the judges' table, so we can't sneak

backstage to figure out what's going on. What's the matter with you?

You know, sometimes I like kind words and hugs, too.

I'll grow up.

Well, fine.

Then let's hear your great idea.

Sure. During the show... You and Schwa sneak backstage so you two can look

around and try to figure out what's going on.

Nah, nah. They only let the stage crew and performers backstage.

True.

Charlotte, go buy yourself some boy dancing clothes.

Huh? Don't say huh, just do it.

Schwa, go buy a blonde wig and a little girl's sequined jacket.

Already got them.

Yeah, okay.

All performers backstage, please. All performers backstage.

We're going to be live in five, people. We are live in five minutes.

God, I love this headset.

Hey, there's my sister and her dance partner. Right. Let's get over there.

Excuse me, Captain Man.

Uh, yeah, what?

Uh, I'm Stephen Sharp.

Oh, yeah. How you doing? I'm talking to Captain Man.

Oh.

Well, okay.

Uh, what is that?

Oh, uh, this is my ferret.

Fawcett.

Your ferret? Fawcett?

He brings me good luck when I rub him, and so I share my ferret with others, so

that all may have good luck.

Cool.

Well, see ya.

Have a good one.

I was talking to Captain Man!

Wow, okay.

Hey, look, it's the president of the Man Family.

down and fainted last night. I have no idea what happened.

He just started dancing in the next room.

You're... Carl.

Fine, but I am not going out there and dancing.

You won't have to.

We'll figure out who's sabotaging the performers before you guys get called to

go on. Right. So just hang out back here and keep your eyes open.

You'll do it.

Hey, where are you two going?

Oh, we're judges. We're supposed to be back there.

Jasper?

You're supposed to be at Chalk and Stuff watching the store. Well, I want to

help solve this crime.

That's it. I'm going to wreck this kid.

60 seconds to air.

You don't have time.

Jasper, don't cause any problems, all right?

You guys like my beard?

some problems here. So tonight is going to be a kind of do -over type deal.

Sound good?

Yeah.

Cool. Thanks for buying into the premise.

Okay, first up, this guy can actually eat a... Uh -huh.

Really?

Apparently we had a sandwich stitch backstage, so we're... going to show you

that guy later.

And instead, we're going to start the show off with two amazing kid dancers.

So let's bring them out.

All right, let's give Piper and Carl some encouragement.

We told them they wouldn't have to dance.

haven't even rehearsed. What are we going to do?

Watch, probably laugh, then judge.

So, are you guys feeling better after what happened last night?

Uh, oh, yeah, much better.

Hmm.

That doesn't look like Carl.

All right, kids, let's see what you got.

I just heard them say that you're performing next.

Yeah? Well, then, you'll need some good luck.

Pet my ferret.

I don't know, man. It didn't work too well last night.

Then pet harder.

Here.

Ferret.

Ferret. Ferret.

Norwegian ferret.

Danger. Avoid contact with Norwegian ferrets because they can create powerful

oils that can cause strange reactions, such as tongue chewing, head vibrations,

and loss of consciousness.

Hey!

Hello.

Your beard looks fake.

You're making the other person performers pet your ferret, so they'll

so then you can win first place.

Uh, you figured that out, did you? Sure did.

Well, so did he.

Oh, I don't see any... Yes, that's right.

Absorb my ferret's oil.

Enjoy your nap.

Hey! The spike thrower's attacking our bearded production assistant!

And that's against the rules.

So? So you're disqualified.

Oh.

Uh... Well, uh... I guess I've lost then.

So I suppose I'll just, uh...

You're not supposed to be on stage.

You shut your stupid mouth, Danny Chess!

Wow.

Son, why don't you get off the stage, Phil? It's your turn. No!

I came on this show to win back my girlfriend.

Because Kid Danger stole her from me!

Dude,

I never stole your girlfriend.

You did, too.

Get back off, Danny Chess!

until you got to be Captain Man's sidekick. Then she got all obsessed with

cool, good -looking kid, Danger.

What's she look like? Is she cute?

She got a mom?

You distracted my girlfriend!

Is that some disease?

No.

It's a superpower.

I mean, if he throws a Cuban zip spike at me, I can just knock him out.