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He went down the alley.
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Where are you, Jeff? You're only making
it worse by running.
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Shut up.
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Come on. Let's get him.
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You still ain't going in there, Jeff.
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You're not going to get away.
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All right. Come on. Let's go through the
window.
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Now let's use the door. The door's
probably going to be locked.
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That's okay.
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I brought my foot.
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All right, Jeff. Where is your stupid
self?
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I'm taking you down!
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I'm taking you down!
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You're embarrassing yourself. Will you
quit it?
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All right, Jeff.
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I don't know how you escaped from jail
or why you jumped through that window,
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but you're going...
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to using our words, man.
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All right, you dopey thug. Time for your
nap.
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Ow!
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You bass hat!
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Wait, why didn't your laser knock him
out?
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I don't know.
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It's because I'm tough as butt, that's
why.
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Ow!
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You horse pile!
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Wait, what's wrong with these things?
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I don't know.
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Unless...
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Did you forget to charge these last
night like I told you to?
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Oh.
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Well... Later!
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How could you forget to charge the
lasers? Well, I was going to charge the
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lasers, but then you made me go get you
a pumpkin spice latte, which you're
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obsessed with.
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Well, you can't get pumpkin spice lattes
all year round, you know. It's a
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seasonal item. All right.
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I'm sorry. I didn't charge the lasers,
okay? Oh, you're sorry?
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What if we've been going after a real
criminal, huh?
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Hey, I'm a real criminal.
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A real stupid one.
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Oh, I'm stupid?
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You dopes are the ones with inadequate
lasers.
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That's it.
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One more.
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And one more.
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That did it.
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Nice. Now, pick up all these movies and
put them back on the shelves.
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What? Why?
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Because. It's our responsibility to
leave this store the way we found it.
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This place has been abandoned since like
the 1900s.
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But the movie's on the shelves. But it's
dangerous. This place is falling apart.
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The movie's on the shelves.
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But... On the shelves. But what about
the... Shelves. But... Shelves. But...
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Seriously? Now you want to play?
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I'm not playing.
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I fell through the stupid floor when I
was picking up a VHS tape of Good
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You found Good Burger?
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Well, where did... Oh, my gosh. I love
this movie.
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Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good
Burger.
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Can I take your order?
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of happened i wanted an after -school
job but then an indestructible superhero
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hired me to be his sidekick now we blow
bubbles and fight crime feels good
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Hey, you guys.
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What are you doing here on a Sunday?
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We're here to meet Henry.
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And, uh, what are you doing?
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I'm taking a bin bat.
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Mmm. Hold the bins.
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Stop. Why do you have those pretty
pistols?
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We're going with Henry to the square gun
range.
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Yeah. Where is Henry?
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Schwoz, have you seen Henry?
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No. He and Ray went to capture Jeff
yesterday and never came back.
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And you're not worried?
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Hey, could you guys grab that book of
the beans and pour it over my body?
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No!
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Cowards!
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Come on, Henry.
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Answer!
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Come on, Tintin, you reach your phone!
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No, I can't reach my phone. I'm in a
hole.
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You know that.
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So hungry.
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Yeah, well, I have to pee.
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No, I'd much rather have to pee than be
hungry.
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Wrong.
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I'm wrong.
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Peeing is greater than hunger. All
right, man, well, if you have to pee so
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why don't you just pee, all right? Just
pee.
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In my captain's pants?
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Yeah, why not?
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You're sick.
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I don't think I'm sick. Well, think
again. Your whole generation's just
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up sick.
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You know, when you generalize... Yeah?
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You tell general lies.
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I can't take it!
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I can't take Jeff snoring anymore!
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I know, I know, I know.
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Let's both yell as loud as we can at the
same time.
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Good idea. Maybe that'll wake him up.
Yeah, maybe. On three? Yeah. One, two...
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so pea -filled.
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Are you adding
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rice to your bean bag?
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Yeah.
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What, like I'm the first person in the
world to mix rice and beans?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I think I found Ray and Henry.
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Looks like they're in that old store
that used to rent movies.
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Beta Maximus?
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Can you come over here, please, and help
me make the... No!
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Swellview Police, what's your emergency?
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You need to send a SWAT team to the old
video store in South Swellview, Beta
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Maximus. Why?
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That place has been closed since the
1900s.
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I know, but I heard that Captain
Mannequin Danger are there, and I think
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big trouble.
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Okay, I get it.
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Uh, you get what?
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You can't prank all the cops.
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I wasn't.
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Prank... Ah, forget it.
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Schwoz, you need to drive Jasper and me
to Beta Maximus.
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For what?
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For to help Ray and Henry.
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No.
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No? What do you mean, no?
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Last week I asked Ray for a raise.
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You know what he said to me?
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What? He said, why don't you raise your
hand and slap your face with it?
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Then Henry laughed.
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It was humble, I think.
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Okay, fine.
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Then we'll handle this ourselves.
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How are we going to handle... Who is it?
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It's Henry's dad.
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Oh, man, he's probably looking for
Henry.
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No worries. I got this.
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Hey, Mr. Hart.
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Jasper, we can't find Henry. Do you know
where Henry is?
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Uh... Please hold.
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Yeah, you got that good.
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Here, Jasper, hand me your phone.
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Okay. What are you going to do? Short
application.
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Tasting one, two, three.
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This little Henry went to market.
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This little Henry stayed home.
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This little Henry ate a chicken breast.
A chicken breast.
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Chicken breast.
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I'm Henry Hart, and I ate a chicken
breast.
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Now, watch this.
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Hey, Dad!
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What goes on?
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Henry, is that you?
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Uh, yeah.
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Of course it's me.
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I mean, it's not like I'm some dude
sitting in a pool of beans.
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Well, where have you been? Why didn't
you come home last night?
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Uh, yeah.
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Sorry. I spent the night at Jasper's
house.
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Oh. Well, why aren't you responding to
our phone calls or text messages?
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See you later.
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Ta -da!
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Now, please, leave me here in my bins.
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I'm hungry.
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Look, kid, I know you're hungry, but you
need to just stay... Rat!
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Now walk the rat! Rat! Rat!
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I wish that rat would walk right into my
mouth.
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Look, kid, you need to stay strong, all
right?
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I mean, how do you think I feel? I've
had to pee since last night.
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drive us to beta maximus i know but
piper she has a driver's license yeah
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the dmv sent her by accident whatever
she's a legal driver and that's what we
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need unless you want to get your uncle
roscoe to drive us you know my uncle
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roscoe can't fit in the car then let's
go in
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And it's addressed to you.
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Okay, well, I just started eating a
hamburger, so I'll open it when I'm
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But, Piper, they say that when you know
you have a package, it's bad luck if you
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wait to open it.
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Yeah, I've never heard that.
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Well, I...
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finished my hamburger.
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Okay.
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Wait, where did it go?
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Um. Oh, Piper.
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I just saw that this package said from
the office of Captain Man.
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Seriously?
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What do you think it is?
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Uh, we have no idea. That's not if we
had anything to do with that package. We
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just found it.
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Man Club, the man fans, I need your
help.
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Oh, my God, he wants my help.
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Wow. Keep reading.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Kid Danger and I might be in trouble, so
please bring the weapons in the box to
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that old movie rental place, Beta
Maximus.
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Oh. Well, wow.
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Whoa. One of Captain Man's actual
blasters. Yeah, okay.
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Be careful with that.
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Come on, let's bring the box of weapons
and get there fast.
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Come here.
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Kid, what are you doing?
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I'm starving, okay?
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I'm trying to eat this fly.
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Oh, my God.
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That is nauseating.
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How can you even think about eating a...
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Jeff! Jeff!
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What?
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Get over here right now.
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You guys are in holes.
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Thank you, Jeff.
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We didn't realize we were in holes.
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Just grab Kid Danger's phone, call the
police, and tell them to come here right
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now.
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No!
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I'm not playing with you, Jeff!
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Call the cops and tell them to get...
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So, you're saying you can't get out of
these holes by yourself?
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That's right, Jeff!
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We can't get out of the holes!
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Jeez, any six to twelve year old could
understand this.
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Okay. So just to confirm...
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and Kid Danger and I'm victorious.
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Ah, look at me. I'm Jeff.
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Master criminal.
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Sorry, losers.
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You've been hole -trapped.
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You did not trap us, Jeff. We fell
through the stupid floor.
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Oh, yeah? That's your story. My story is
I trapped you and my story's gonna have
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pics. Don't do that.
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stuck in those holes, I'm in charge.
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No, I am. No, you're the designated
driver.
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Okay, I don't know where your breath
came from, but you better get out of
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unless you want me to put you in holes
like I did with Captain Man of Kid
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Danger. Okay, he did not put us in these
holes. We fell through these rotten old
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wooden floors. We are a victim of wood
rot.
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Well, if you don't, I'm going to blast
you with this.
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Son, don't blast anyone. Just call the
police.
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Yes, son.
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Hey, kid, I'm going to sit on Captain
Man. We'll hit my butt.
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No, you're not.
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Sometimes violence is the answer.
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But what hit me? You hit yourself.
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Classic Jasper.
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All right. I'm calling the fire
department to get you two out of those
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Good. And tell them to hurry before I...
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before I die.
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