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What? What?
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Yeah.
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I gotta go to work, but I'm not feeling
too good. Is there any orange juice?
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I think we're out.
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So.
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We're all sick?
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Well... No, I'm fine.
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I'm not sick, and I'm going to play in
the dad -mitten tournament.
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Wait, what's dad -mitten?
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It's a bad -mitten tournament for dads
only.
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So mom can't play.
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Mom doesn't care.
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Mom, I'm ready.
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Oh, baby, come on. You were up sick all
night.
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You can't go.
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Yeah,
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I still can't go.
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mom what a big deal Glozella is?
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It's a big deal.
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What's Glozella?
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It's a huge music festival and it's in
Swellview this year and Glozella's
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hosting it and I love music and Glozella
so I'm going!
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Piper, I'm sorry but you are too sick to
go to Glozella.
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Mom! And you are too sick to play nerd
tennis.
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Why? And you are too sick to go to work.
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Come on.
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My boss is expecting me to do a hard
day's work.
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And you're saying I should just sit at
home and chill and relax?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I just gotta call my boss and tell him
I'm not coming in.
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I usually make my calls outside.
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On the porch.
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By myself. Okay.
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Hey, Ray.
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Ray!
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Hey, you're supposed to be getting to
work now. Why aren't you here?
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Uh, because I can't commit to work. I'm
sick.
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Oh, so you're in the hospital.
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Uh, well, no, I'm not in the hospital,
but I'm not feeling that good. Patrick,
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we're crime fighters.
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And since criminals don't blow off work
when they're sick, neither do Captain
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Man and Kid Danger.
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You catching my wave?
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Ray! I mean, you ever seen me blow off
work? Okay, that's not fair.
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Why is it not fair? Because you've been
indestructible since you were eight. You
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can't get sick.
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That's right, so be more like me.
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Look, my mom says I can't come into
work, so... Your mom?
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Yeah.
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Want me to come talk to her?
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Okay, you know what? I'll be there in
ten minutes.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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That's nice.
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Look at me.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hi, Audrey.
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No sneezing.
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Hey, you sick, too?
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No, I'm just collecting a giant pile of
dirty tissues.
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That's gross.
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Hey, everybody.
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Hey. Hey, what's up? Since it's Saturday
morning, look what I brought.
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Cupcake.
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Oh, sweet.
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Hey,
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Henry, grab me one, would you?
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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Dang it, Schwoz.
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Oh, the cupcake.
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Everything's fine.
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What's going on with him?
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I don't know.
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He's acting kind of... Am I going to
have to listen to that all day?
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Hey, you know my whole family's sick
too?
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No. Jasper, how are you feeling?
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Great. Just get a little tired of
holding these paints.
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Higher.
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Hello.
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So, uh, did anyone here recently go into
my science laboratory?
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Well, yeah.
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You sent me, Charlotte, and Jasper there
on Thursday.
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To put labels on your beakers?
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Okay. Well, I think I did a bad thing.
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What did you do?
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Well, you know how I've always wanted to
be famous?
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By curing some terrible disease?
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Yeah.
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So I figured this is the way to come up
with a cure for us to create my own
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terrible disease.
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What?
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Classic Schwoz.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Are you saying that you think we have
that disease that you created?
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Well...
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Yeah, Schwoz, you don't know why they're
sick.
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You're not a doctor.
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I know what I'm talking about.
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Look at Henry's pinky fingers.
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Oh, yeah, why are they green?
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It's one of the symptoms of my disease.
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Ah! My pinkies are green, too.
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Wait, let me see.
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Yeah, you both have my disease.
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What about Jasper?
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He was with us.
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He touched your beakers.
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Does he have your disease?
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Let me see here.
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Jasper is clean.
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No disease.
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Well, we have it. Why doesn't he?
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I don't know that Jasper doesn't have
it. He should.
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My disease is very contagious.
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Well, what do Henry and...
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Yeah, and what about my family? I can
answer that.
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Schwoz, you better come up with a cure
for your stupid disease.
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Okay. And until he does, Henry, since
you're both contagious, you and
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are going to have to be quarantined in
your house with your family.
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What is quarantine?
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It means that they all have to stay
inside so they don't spread the disease
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the normal people as well, view.
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But, well, what about you?
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Don't worry about me.
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Old Uncle Ray's indestructible, which
means... can't get sick.
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I don't know.
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What?
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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sick as you. You don't understand. My
head, like... Oh, it, like, aches.
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Okay, that's called a headache.
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Well, I don't like it.
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Okay,
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how's everyone doing?
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How are we doing?
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Look at our fingers.
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Nothing to worry about.
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I don't get this.
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I'm indestructible. How's your freakish
disease making me sick?
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I guess I'm just a really good at
creating freakish diseases.
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So you're positive we're not going to
die?
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Of course.
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Well, at least not until all of your
fingers and thumbs turn green. What? How
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can we die?
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Look, you all just go inside so I can
get back to working on the cure.
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Wait, but what if Henry's parents try to
leave the house?
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Don't worry. I brought pork to guard the
door.
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So's my boss.
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That's right, but... But I'm not too
sick to notice a pretty lid like...
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Oh, I need my pills.
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Get my house!
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Oh, come on.
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Look, honey. Their fingers are turning
green, too.
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Yeah. Well, that's why I'm taking us all
to the doctor.
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You can't. Right, right, right, right.
Mom.
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Dad, Piper, this is... My name is Dr.
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Schwarzwald.
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Yeah,
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that. He's from the... The Swellview
County Health Department.
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That's right.
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I'm sorry, but you must all be
quarantined.
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Quarantined? Yes. You see, little girl,
when people get upset tom -toms,
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sometimes they have... Will you quit
talking to me like I'm an idiot?
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we have to stay here, in this house,
until he says we're cured.
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Uh, yes, that's right.
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Okay, sorry, Dr.
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Schwenkelson.
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Yeah, Mom, we're contagious.
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We can't risk infecting other people.
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Hey, where'd that bratty little...
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Yeah, I know that.
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Well, can you explain what you're doing
to me?
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Okay. I'm examining you so I can find
out why you didn't get sick, and that
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I can cure the other peoples.
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Oh, okay, now I get it.
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Yeah, because I don't get down for you.
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Now, I need to take a tiny bit of your
blood so I can examine it.
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Well, okay.
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Now, this might hurt just a lot.
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What do you mean by just a laugh?
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Did you feel that?
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Yeah, I felt it. Good.
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Now I will take a little bit of your
blood.
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And now... What are you doing now?
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I'm putting some of your blood into this
plasmiotic fluid.
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And if it's flammable, we have our cure.
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So now you can make a cure for Henry and
everybody?
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Well, with one gallon of your blood, I
can make enough cure for
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two peoples.
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But we need to cure six peoples.
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Yeah, I'm going to need a lot more of
your blood.
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But you already took a whole gallon. I
don't think my body has much more blood
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to give.
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Hey, who's the doctor here?
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No one.
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True.
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Here.
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Eat this raw meat.
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in my fingers.
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Yeah,
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go for a spaz. Hello?
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Hi, Henry.
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I'm almost ready with the cure.
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I just need a little more blood from
Jasper. No!
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I just need a little bit more of your
blood.
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But I don't think there's any more blood
in me I can spare.
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Sure there is.
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What are you doing?
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Speeding you to get more blood to come
out. What?
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Come on.
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You're too thick. But I'm so hungry, I
gotta eat something.
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Hey.
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Hey, what's wrong with my mouth?
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What's wrong with my mouth?
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Listen. Hey, buddy, listen.
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Listen. Listen.
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Schwoz told me that one of the final
symptoms of his disease is
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lockjaw.
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Well, you can't eat if you can't open
your mouth.
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my jaw again.
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Oh, man.
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How are you feeling?
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I think I'm okay.
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Yeah. I'm okay, too.
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Didn't ask you.
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Okay.
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Mom or Dad, which one of you is going to
drive me to Glozella?
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After what we've all just been through?
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Are you batty? We are not driving you to
Glozella.
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Fine. Then I'll drive myself.
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No, wait. Come on.
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Piper. Piper, you are not driving my
car. You are too young to drive. I don't
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even know how to drive.
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Phew.
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Crazy day, right?
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Hey, let's go talk outside.
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