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Come on, man.
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Would you please just say yes? Would you
please just... If you teach me how to
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fly the mancopter.
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Come on.
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It's Charlotte.
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Go for me.
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Okay, it's confirmed.
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You're looking for the Ballerino
brothers.
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I hate those guys. Do you know they're
not even brothers? I don't care why you
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won't just say yes. Do you get that I am
on the phone?
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You do not snatch my phone like that.
Will you please just teach me how to fly
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the mancopter?
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What have I told you about using your
lightning -fast reflexes to snatch my
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stuff? You promised me that you would.
We will talk about it later.
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Captain
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Man
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and Kid Danger.
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Nice to see you.
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Well, if it isn't the Ballerino
Brothers.
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That's right.
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And our favorite dance is the
Nutcracker.
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Sweet.
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Okay, what about Saturday morning? You
could teach me before work.
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You're too young to fly the Mancopter.
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Oh, okay.
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So I'm old enough to help you beat up
vicious ballet dancers, but I'm not old
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enough to fly the Mancopter? It's not a
question of age, it's a question of
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experience. Uh, excuse me!
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Are we gonna fight?
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Or do you two need to see a couple's
therapist?
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Perhaps both.
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You dancing punks.
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Punks?
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We went to Juilliard.
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How could you say I'm too young?
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You're not ready. You're just a
sidekick.
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Oh.
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Oh, really? Oh. Oh, really?
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Oh. Oh, yeah?
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Oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh.
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Okay. Okay.
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Then let's make a deal. What kind of
deal? If I knock out both these
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by myself, then you have to teach me how
to fly the mancopter.
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Kid, you... Okay, sure. Tell you what.
I'm going to sit over here. You fight
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these guys by yourself.
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I will. Good luck. No, I don't need
luck. You know why?
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Wow,
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kid. Way to block that with your head.
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Okay, ballerinos.
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Let's dance.
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Dang
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it.
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I told Schwoz to pack crunchy peanut
butter.
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No, no, no. Why would you...
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have to teach me how to fly the man
copter no no no we had
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a deal yeah the deal was you had to
knock out both ballerinos i did no you
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didn't look that one's getting out the
dumpster right now
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at an after school job.
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But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Astronaut's helmet filled with orange
plastic eggs.
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That's not what I'm looking for.
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Bye.
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What a jerk.
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I didn't hang up yet.
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Oh, hey, Piper. I'm here on business.
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Is that my backpack?
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Pause off. But that's my backpack.
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It could be. You want to buy it?
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No, I left it at your house and I was
studying with Henry.
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Which means this backpack is now legally
my property.
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But that's not fair.
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Hey! Life isn't fair and never will be.
So get used to it.
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How much do you want for my backpack?
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I don't know.
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Fifty bucks?
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I only paid twenty for it. Well, I'm
assuming you want the stuff inside, too.
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Come on!
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Look, I'm not trying to be mean or
anything like that.
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That just came in. It's an old cotton
candy machine.
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Cotton candy?
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Yep. I'll take it.
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Wait, I gotta find out how much it
costs.
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Uh, it costs one backpack.
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Okay, if you give me my backpack back,
you can have the cotton candy machine.
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No, not till I'm sure it works.
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Let's test it.
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All right, here.
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I'll pour in some cotton sugar.
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Egg. We had it.
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Yeah, baby.
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Henry Hart in the pilot seat. Let's go.
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Move. What?
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Dude. Beautiful morning, huh?
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You're supposed to let me fly.
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Well, I assume you know the first rule
of flying a helicopter.
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What? Shutting up.
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Now, flying a helicopter isn't for
babies.
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What's your point?
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That you should read this manual cover
to cover?
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All right, I'll read that manual.
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If you swear on your life that you read
that manual before you flew a
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helicopter.
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Okay, don't read the manual.
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Some guy.
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Charlotte, will you please finish up the
diagnostic test so we can get this
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thing up in the air? Thank you.
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Oh, sure.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to waste your guys' time
while I was pulling this manual out of
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eye.
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Apology accepted. It's okay.
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Here's your manual.
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Hey,
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why are we taking this helicopter?
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I thought we were going to take the
mancopter.
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Because. Before you get to fly my super
cool man copter, which does exist,
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you first need to learn on this rental
helicopter.
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Okay, fine, whatever.
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Let's just start this thing, okay? I
just want to fly. Hey, it's not that
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Oh, it's not? No, it's not.
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I mean, for example, starting a
helicopter, nothing at all like starting
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Because as you can see, there are
literally dozens of buttons, levers, and
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lights all over the dashboard, and it
takes time and experience.
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Don't do that.
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But it started. I know, but don't do
that.
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Okay. Thank you.
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But it started. What? What?
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Who started the helicopter?
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Henry did. Well, we're not really sure.
We're very sure it was Henry.
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if you'd please tell me so I can move my
head away from the large spinning
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blades.
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my soda. Yeah, well, I'm drinking. No,
you better not. Don't tell me what I can
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and cannot drink, Henry.
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No!
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Drink it!
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Schwoz, just come pick me up.
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Because Ray and Henry left me.
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want to eat too much sugar uh there's
not that much sugar in cotton candy yeah
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there is okay what's your shirt made of
cotton and
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is there any sugar in your shirt what
well no nothing
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all right now just give me my backpack
sure just give me 10 bucks no no
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we made a deal all right you give me my
backpack for the cotton candy machine
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Now it's 20 for arguing.
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It's not fair to change the deal. I need
20 bucks and the cotton candy machine
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or else...
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Schwoz and Jasper can see us. Uh, no,
no, no, no. The answer's no.
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Ah.
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Yeah.
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Of course the answer is no.
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That's what's the meme.
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Chug us up so we can have some fun, all
right? I'm just trying to have fun,
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okay? I mean, unless you're against fun.
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Nah, I'm pro -fun. Oh, yeah, sure, sure,
because I'm pro -fun.
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Candy is hard work.
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Well, you know what'll make it easier
next time?
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What? If you don't dump ten entire jugs
of cotton sugar into the cotton candy
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machine all at once.
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You know, anyone can criticize.
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Yeah, but I'm really good at it.
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Now, I'll get the rest of that cotton
candy over there, and you get that pile.
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To the pile!
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they've ever had.
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Yeah, just keep flying towards junk and
stuff. I'm trying to make a list for the
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supermarket. Oh, sorry.
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I need meat.
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I need peanut butter.
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Crunchy.
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Assorted crackers.
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Patrick! Whoa, whoa, watch me badly!
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You don't look too binoculars while
you're flying a helicopter.
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Oh.
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But I saw some cheerleaders down there.
Look, two...
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Cheerleaders? Yeah.
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Give me those.
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Oh, yeah.
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That is one cheerful group of ladies.
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Hey. Hey.
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What's up?
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I bet those cheerleaders would love to
take a selfie with Captain Mannequin
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Danger. Yeah, I bet they would.
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Looking good, Captain Man.
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Feeling good, Kid Danger.
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All right.
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I'll take us down and land by the
cheerleaders.
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No, no, no. Let me land. No, it's cool.
I can land.
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Have you ever landed a helicopter?
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Well, no, but... Okay, so you never
landed a helicopter, but somehow you
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exactly how to land a helicopter. I
don't think it's that hard to land a
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helicopter. Well, it's very hard to land
a helicopter, and that's why I'm going
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to do it. No, no, no.
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You just want to land so you can show up
in front of the cheerleaders. Hey,
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guess what? You're right. Now switch
places with me. What?
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Now! Now!
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Hello, this is your captain speaking
now. Get out of that seat! No, I want to
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land in my shell!
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Hey, you are not landing in my shell!
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You did not land in my shell!
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Let's wave.
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Hey!
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Hey, down here!
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Hey, look at us!
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You are the class, you understand?
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Okay,
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it's all good.
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It's okay, it's okay.
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He's indestructible.
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Not a problem.
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that flew out of the helicopter.
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Hey, did Ray and Henry throw something
out of the helicopter?
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Yeah.
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Looks like a Captain Man action figure.
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Oh, yeah, it does.
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Wait.
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Do you hear something?
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Uh, yeah.
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00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:26,920
Sounds like...
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