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I'm going as fast as I can.
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Hey, what about forks? Yes, definitely
hide the forks. You can kill a person
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with a fork.
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What?
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Mom?
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Dad? What? I just want to know what you
guys are doing.
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Well, you know how Piper signed up for
that weekend ski trip with a bunch of
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kids from her class?
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Yeah, sure.
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That's why me and Henry are having a
boys weekend together.
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Hey, can you not call us boys?
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But we are boys.
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Bad boys.
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Anyway, what's the problem with Piper's
ski trip?
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Well, you know her friend, that girl
Gnarly?
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Uh, yeah.
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Well, Gnarly's mom called to tell us
that the other kids all left on the ski
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trip without Piper.
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What? Why?
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They didn't want her to go.
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Well, what did Piper say?
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We haven't told her yet.
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We're trying to hide everything
dangerous first.
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When did we stop being boys?
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Hank! Yeah?
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Let's make Henry tell her. Oh, right.
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Uh, no, no, no, no, no. There's no way
I'm telling Piper. Tell me what?
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To God, she has ski poles.
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Okay, why do you all look so freaked
out?
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Freaked out? What? Me?
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No. I'm not freaked out.
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No. No.
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Honey,
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I really think it's your place to tell
Piper what... I'll get it.
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Did the doorbell ring? I heard no
doorbell. The doorbell did not ring.
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Oh, hey, sure.
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I'd love to go to the ballgame.
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Coward!
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Mom!
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What's up?
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Well, honey, uh...
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See, uh, your brother has something to
tell you.
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Ugh, hang on.
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I just got a video message from Gnarly.
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Ooh, yeah, you should watch that.
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Yeah, I'm gonna.
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Piper, if you're watching this video,
we're already gone.
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Gone?
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Why?
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You're probably wondering why.
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temper you know it's like every time
something doesn't go your way you freak
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and you yell and scream and it's just
not fun to be around she's not wrong
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anyway we don't mean to hurt your
feelings it's just that we don't want
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around
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Piper, are you okay, honey?
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I just, I didn't know that my friends
don't like me.
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Piper, careful.
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It could be a trick.
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Here you go.
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Now
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listen,
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your friends, they like you.
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The only thing they don't like is when
you get mad and you start yelling and
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having temper tantrums. He's right,
baby.
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People hate that.
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Yes, you can.
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Look, one of my teachers made this kid
in my class, Mitch Bilski, go to JAM
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class. Oh, I love making JAM. Mom,
please.
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See, JAM stands for Junior Anger
Management.
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It can help you learn how to control
your angry feelings.
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Really? Yeah.
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Hey, where's the switch for the light
above the sink? Jasper. Not now, okay?
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Sweetie?
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Think you might want to go to jam class?
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I think I need to go.
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Oh,
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it
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all just kind of happened. I wanted an
after school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Got it. Up the tube.
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Oh, my boots.
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Junior Anger Management.
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It's important.
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And as we all learned in last week's jam
class, getting mad stands for what?
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Anyone?
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Does it stand for... Incorrect.
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Mad stands for... My attitude is
dangerous.
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Now say it with me.
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My...
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Attitude is dangerous.
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All right.
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Hi, she's here for junior anger
management.
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Class started ten minutes ago.
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Right, sorry.
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Her name is Piper Hart. Hey! Why are
those turds interrupting our jam class?
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Sit down, Naomi.
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I'm too angry to sit.
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Then squeeze your bulb. Squeeze!
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Your bulb.
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Breathe it in.
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Good. Now sit down.
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Sure thing, Mr. Kelvin.
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Whoa! What just came out of her neck?
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She's wearing an aroma collar.
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What's that?
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It's a collar connected to a canister
filled with... Cactus fluid, eucalyptus,
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ginger, honeysuckle, and rabbit urine,
which all mix together and form a
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mist. Ah, special mist.
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Yes, and when a person breathes it in,
he or she instantly feels a sensation of
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calmness and well -being.
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Wow, and it's safe?
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I don't know. Why is she late?
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12U Turnpike, because if you do, we're
going to get stuck in the middle of...
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Hi, I'm Piper.
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Can I borrow that?
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become the windier city.
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Good one, Mary.
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Not really.
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Bring your pets inside and tie your kids
to something heavy because a big old
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tornado is on the way to Swellview and
is expected to cause powerful winds of
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to 95 miles per hour.
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So now here's Mary with what she called
her tornadoes and tornadoes. Mary?
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Do stay inside.
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Don't go outside.
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Girls pulling arms, pumpkins being
murdered.
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Why are you making them pack up
pumpkins?
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Isn't it obvious?
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No.
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I'm on PEP. P -E -P.
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PEP? Yeah, the pumpkin eating plan.
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All I eat are pumpkins now.
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Pumpkin juice, pumpkin smoothies,
pumpkin patties, pumpkin pasta, pumpkin
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Hey, look, everybody.
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Oh, look what I made.
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I call it a breeze -in.
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You can use it if there are strong
winds.
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Oh, this about that tornado that's
headed towards Swellview? Yeah. See, if
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wind grabs you and lifts you off the
ground, you can use these controls to
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yourself in double good.
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Navigate? I think he means navigate.
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Navigate.
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Hey,
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Henry, did Piper start junior anger
management?
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Uh, yeah. Me and my dad dropped off here
this morning.
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What?
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Ha! As in, ha, jam class is stupid.
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No, it's not. Jam class helps a lot of
angry kids.
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Well, it's not going to help Piper.
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Why not?
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Because she's an animal.
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Yeah, and besides, people never change.
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That's why they say, angry at five,
angry at 50.
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And once a freak, always a freak. All
right, all right.
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Anyway, I was at Piper's jam class this
morning, and I bet it does work.
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Well, I tell you what.
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Leggo me.
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I bet you that the day your sister's
done with jam class, I can get her to
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her temper.
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That very same day.
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Nah, I doubt it.
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Because they have these cool aroma
collars that let off a special... All
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it's a bet.
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Yeah, it's a bet.
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Then I'm with Team Henry.
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Well, I'm on Team Ray. Take it away.
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So what's the bet? The bet is... When I
get Piper to lose her temper, you and
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Charlotte... Gotta eat a big old bucket
of raw pumpkin guts.
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So, when you fail to make Piper lose her
temper, you and Jasper have to eat a
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big old bucket of raw pumpkin guts.
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Yeah, while wearing swimsuits.
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What?
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I was just saying we should wear
swimsuits when we're just... Just be
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So we gotta bet?
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We gotta bet.
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Just to confirm, no swimsuits. Stop. Why
are you here?
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Uh
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-huh.
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Yeah, Piper comes home from jam class
tonight, so I'm making her favorite
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dinner. Oh, I think he's here with Piper
now.
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Okay, bye.
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Mom. Hey.
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Hi, Mr. Sartre.
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Hello,
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Mr. Sartre.
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I didn't know you were bringing friends
to dinner.
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Well, friends and his boss from junk and
stuff. Mom, you remember Ray?
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Oh, sure. We've met a dozen times.
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Uh, 14.
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Really? Hey,
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can I go up to your room for a sec?
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Why? You'll see.
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You'll all see.
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Oh, it's Piper. She and your dad will be
here any minute.
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I better go butter the lobster balls.
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Obster balls.
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Hey.
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Okay, before Piper gets here, let's go
over the bed.
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Okay. When Piper gets mad and loses her
temper, Jasper and I win. And you two
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gotta eat a big old nasty bucket of
pumpkin guts.
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Or, when Piper doesn't get mad and lose
her temper, Henry and I win. Yeah.
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And then you losers gotta eat a big old
nasty bucket of pumpkin guts.
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I'm such a child.
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Uh, guys?
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Well,
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We told you.
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The swimsuit is not part of the bed.
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I know. I'm just showing off my new one.
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That. That.
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Uh -uh.
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Uh -uh.
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And look who's back.
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It's me and Piper.
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Dad, please don't make a big deal. Hi,
baby.
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Guess what we're having for dinner
tonight.
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Lobster balls and faux food.
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But it's made with meat.
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Schwarz, I want you to imagine my voice
as you read this.
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Okay.
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We're low on pumpkins, so I want you to
go to the all -night market and buy 50
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more large pumpkins.
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Your boss, Ray.
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going outside in the middle of a tornado
storm?
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I don't care if there's a tornado storm.
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Pick up both notes you threw on the
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floor and then go get the pumpkins.
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Ray, would you like to try a lobster
ball?
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Would I like to?
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Oh, yeah.
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But I'm on a strict pep diet, so... Oh,
you mean the pumpkin eating plan.
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You really get me.
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I like corn.
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This tofu really does taste like meat.
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Yeah, but not the good meat.
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Hmm.
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Doorbell. I guess someone's at the door.
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I wonder why there's a pony here.
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It says here this beautiful pony is a
present for Piper Hart.
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A present for Piper? Gosh, Piper, you
must be so excited and happy.
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I am.
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Okay, little girl, here's your... Wait.
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How old are you? I'm 11.
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Yeah, sorry, kid.
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You gotta be at least 13 to get a free
pony.
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What?
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That... That jerk just took my pony
away!
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Uh -oh. I think somebody's about to get
angry.
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It is?
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Oh, yeah.
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It makes me happy.
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I got to show you guys something really
cool. Come on.
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So I have to go get something for my car
outside.
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Why would you think we care about seeing
your big toe?
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Because it's really unusual.
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So is the rest of you.
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Wait.
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Where's Ray?
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I don't know.
260
00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,060
They're up to something.
261
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We better find him.
262
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you up to?
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Nothing. I'm just... Schwoz.
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Hey, Schwoz, you get my pumpkins?
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Ray! Help me!
266
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I belong!
267
00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:32,200
Uh, look, I gotta go make a little girl
mad.
268
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But I need a place to land!
269
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,680
Where are you?
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Uh, I'm at Henry's house, and I gotta
go.
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Ray!
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What are you gonna do?
273
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I'm going to go win a bet so that you
and Charlotte have to eat pumpkin guts.
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Dude.
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Step aside, kid.
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Hello, everyone. It's me, Captain Man.
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Captain Man!
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Ah, jeez.
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Wow.
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Captain Man, what are you doing here
when there's nothing for you to do and
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probably should be leaving, maybe?
282
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Yeah, why'd you come here?
283
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Yeah.
284
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Well, you're the president of my fan
club, aren't you? The Man Fans?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Or maybe not.
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00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,880
What?
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What do you mean?
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I'm sorry, but to be president of the
man fans, you have to be at least four
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foot ten inches tall.
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She is.
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Yeah, I am four foot ten.
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Sorry,
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I coughed.
295
00:19:39,820 --> 00:19:44,060
You know what? Actually, what I meant to
say was...
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You can't be president of the manned
bands if you're 4 '10", which apparently
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you are.
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So, sorry.
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00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,930
What? That is so dumb.
300
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:56,870
Hey, I don't make the rules.
301
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,070
Well, who does?
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A person.
303
00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,530
This is insane!
304
00:20:04,110 --> 00:20:06,570
Piper, remember your bulb? Squeeze your
bulb, squeeze your bulb. No!
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00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:18,630
This was probably back when you were
four foot nine, so... Uh, here, let me
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squeeze your bulb for you. No!
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Everyone get away from me and my bulb!
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Okay, I'm really mad,
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but I'm not going to lose my temper
because I've learned that if I do lose
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my temper,
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collar broke and fell off.
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Piper, come on now.
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There's no reason to lose your temper or
anything. It's all good.
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