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Oh, bit me.
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Oh, keep trying.
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Ah, got me there.
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That was close.
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Hey, guys, guess what just happened? Ah,
my nose!
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Who threw that ball?
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Yeah, who?
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I mean, I'm okay.
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But who?
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Uh, someone.
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I didn't throw that ball. You did, too.
She did.
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That was me.
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I don't
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fret, Schwanz.
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Captain Man knows how to fix a
nosebleed.
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Two hot dogs.
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Plain. Hot dogs?
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Shh. Two hot dogs.
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Plain.
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Hey, Hen.
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Guess what I'm training for.
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Uh, does it involve bouncing?
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Kinda.
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Let me give you a hint.
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He's training for a three -on -three
dodgelene tournament.
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Aw, your hint revealed too much.
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Hey, I've heard of dodgelene.
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Oh, hush.
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Isn't that basically just dodgeball on
trampolines?
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Pretty much.
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Thought so.
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Yeah!
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Wait,
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so who are the two other players on your
team?
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Well, one is Piper.
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My little sister, Piper. Yeah, she's
small, so it makes her hard to hit. And
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she's naturally vicious.
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That is true.
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Tell him who you want the third member
of your dodgling team to be.
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Well, he's about this tall.
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All right, all right. All right, I get
it. He's handsome.
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Oh, God, stop. I can't take this
anymore.
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So, will you be on my team?
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Yeah, sure, man. Sounds fun. I know.
Because with your new superpower, you're
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hydromodiddly.
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Hypermotility. Yeah, yeah. With your
insane hand speed and foot speed, the
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teams won't be able to lay a ball on
you.
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Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.
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Oh, all right. Okay.
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Let me guess. You have... I have some
reason why this is bad or wrong or
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dangerous or too much fun.
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Uh, I have a reason.
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Henry's superpower is for fighting
crime, not for bouncing and dodging
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Yeah, he can't use his superpower to win
competitions.
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You're a fun squasher. Yeah.
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Okay, you better take that back.
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No. Or... When you ask me to be on your
team, I'm going to say no.
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I take it back. Good. Will you be on my
team? No.
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She tricked me.
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Sorry, kid.
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All right, Schwoz, why don't you keep
those hot dogs up your nose for
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Did you eat those bloody nose hot dogs?
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I'll never tell.
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Coming up next, we got the Jumpin'
Jasper, who will be going up against the
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Bilky Bouncer.
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Yeah, that's right.
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I'm Mitch, and I'm back.
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The Mitch is back.
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Back from what?
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Back from... Shut up, Hart.
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You guys are ready to play.
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Dude, you don't stuff your face full of
food right before a match.
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Don't tell me I'll live my life.
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Hey, I'm going to go to the bathroom
real quick.
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Why?
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To take a tennis lesson.
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Uh, okay.
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Well, since you were just very sarcastic
to me, now you can't have a lick of my
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ice cream cone.
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Check out this mischief.
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Hey,
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who just heaved that ball?
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Okay, protein's ready.
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Come on, you okay? Hey, hey, what's
wrong?
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He won't stop choking.
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to go or not.
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Um, one sec.
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Henry, you have to join our team. Dude,
I totally would, but Ray said I can't
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use my superpower for stuff like this.
Ray's not here.
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Well, Charlotte is. So? So if I join
your team, you know she's going to give
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that look. What look?
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Um,
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are we going to play dodge a lean or are
you two just going to stand here and
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kiss?
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We're just good friends.
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My name's Henry Horton. I got a bunch of
good friends.
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All right.
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Let's dodge some balls. Yeah.
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an after school job.
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But then, an indestructible superhero
hired me to be his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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Feels good.
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I had to meet his face, and he was
all... Hey, guys.
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What are you guys laughing about?
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Oh.
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We were just like... I texted him, but I
didn't see him. And I was like, oh,
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yeah. So how's it going? So how you
doing?
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Okay. I feel like there's something
going on here.
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And you guys don't want to tell me what
it is.
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No. No.
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Nothing's going on. Nothing at all.
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I didn't mean to do anything bad.
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Jasper, don't. Oliver choked on the food
bar and passed out. Stop talking.
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So I either had to forfeit or ask Henry
to play. Oh, nice job.
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I know Henry wasn't supposed to use his
hypermotility to play dodgingly, but he
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said he would play and we won, but now
I'm scared of the consequences.
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You've killed us.
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Henry, did you seriously use your
superpower to win a game of dodgeball
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on trampolines?
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Yeah. Yeah, I did, okay?
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What? I... Charlotte,
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how could you allow this to happen?
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Me? Well, you're the responsible one.
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I was in the bathroom.
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Why?
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Why? Because I drink liquids.
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Okay, you promise to never do it again?
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No, I'm doing it again tomorrow.
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What?
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Tomorrow?
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With all dude respect, you're not the
boss of me when I'm not working.
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So... Oh.
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Okay.
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I see.
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Well, you just keep on playing, then.
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Really?
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I mean, you're cool with it?
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No.
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But you just keep on playing.
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What does that mean?
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Nothing.
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But it kind of sounded like... Nothing,
okay?
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Okay. Okay.
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Oh, yeah, man, this must be the place.
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Oh, yeah, it sure must be the place. All
right.
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How did my life become this?
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Look, we need to teach Henry a lesson so
that he'll never misuse it.
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Uh, yo, Miss Dude.
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Yo, Miss Dude.
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Yes. Uh, we want to enter the dodging
tournament.
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Yeah, baby.
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Very excited to throw some balls at
other people.
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Well... Sorry, but if you wanted to be
in the tournament, you had to sign up by
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last Friday.
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Um, like, we'd get that, but... Hey,
hey, hey.
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So, um, maybe you will let us play in
the tournament if we bribe you with some
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money?
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Oh, good Lord.
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All right, come here.
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So, uh, why don't I take this?
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Here are some passes.
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Now go sign in and you can play.
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Thanks.
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But first... What?
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Look.
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Now we got the passes and we get our
money back.
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What was the point of the bribe?
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What do you mean?
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If you were going to say it for her, you
could have just done that in the first
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place and then taken the passes. So your
bribe...
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Let's do this!
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I... Will you say something to him?
Yeah, Jasper, buddy, will you please put
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a shirt that goes all the way down to
your pants?
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Why? We're in round two, and this will
show him that we play to win.
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No, all it's gonna show him is that
you've got a weird belly button.
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What's wrong with it? Just... Oh, what
is this?
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What's what?
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Um, nothing. Will you sign us in,
please?
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Sure. Thank you.
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Anything to get me away from that weird
hole.
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Hey, I'm going to go to the bathroom to
look at something.
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Your belly button?
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No.
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Uh, hey.
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Oh, check out the competition.
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Ah, look who it is. That's a guy.
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I'd rather be anywhere but here.
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Okay, what are you guys doing? Will you
get out of here?
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Whoa, no can do, Broseph.
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Yeah, you better check your privilege.
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Why are you guys here?
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To make sure you don't win this
competition by misusing your superpower.
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Oh, really?
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And how are you going to do that?
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Well, if you don't quit and drop out,
we're going to have to beat you.
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Well, my reflexes are about a hundred
times faster than yours, though.
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How are you going to do that?
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Easy.
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With this.
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You're going to beat me by wiggling your
fingers.
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No.
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By using the special glove that Schwoz
made.
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I didn't get a special glove.
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What makes that glove so special?
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Let's just say it makes a person throw
balls.
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A little faster than normal.
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Observe.
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Impressive.
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for motility still makes me a little bit
faster than you.
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You're not that fast.
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Well, then I'll have to pull Schwoz's
pants down without any of you noticing.
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You didn't pull Schwoz's pants down.
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See you guys on the tramps.
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I don't want to see this.
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your pants up.
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Okay, we're down to just six teams for
this year's Dodge Elite Tournament.
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First up, we got the Jumpin' Jaspers
playing against the Dodgers.
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