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Test. Test one.
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Puh. Puh.
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Potato pants.
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Pretty Polly wore purple potato pants to
her Purim party in Pittsburgh.
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Anyway, how's that sound?
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Painful. Please. Puh -thop.
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Okay, let's start the podcast.
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All right, bro, let's cast our pod. All
right.
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In five, four, three, two... Hello, and
welcome to Deep in the Man
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Cave!
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This is the very first podcast starring
your very own Captain Man and Kid Dink.
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Hold up, I got a text, sorry.
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Dang it!
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Look, this isn't live. We can start
again.
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Okay, why don't we just start World War
II again?
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Why don't we just call up Leonardo da
Vinci and say, Hey, Leon, could you
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the Eiffel Tower again?
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Okay.
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Take two.
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Yep. Okay.
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In five, four, three, two... Hello!
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And welcome to... Deep in the Mad Cave!
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Yes, sirree. This is the very first
podcast.
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Starring your very own Captain Man
and... Kid Danger.
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That's right.
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So, Henry, a couple months ago, you and
I got into a little scuffle with the
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stupidest criminal of the 12 of you, a
guy named Jeff.
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Remember that guy? What a character he
was, huh?
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You called me Henry. I can't hear what
you're saying. You called me Henry.
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You've got to call me Kid Danger.
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Okay, that one wasn't my fault.
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Can we just do the Ding Dang Podcast?
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I'm sitting here.
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In five, four, three, two, hello, and
welcome to...
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So... We have an emergency.
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Oh, what? What is it? It's Jasper. Oh,
good.
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He says that some crazy man is at school
sending a bunch of snakes loose in the
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hallway.
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Snakes? I guarantee you, that's not
happening.
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But Jasper said... Oh, who cares?
Jasper, who cares?
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Last week, Jasper called it an emergency
because he saw a cloud shaped like a
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dinosaur.
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Yeah, remember the 4th of July when he
got all freaked out by the fireworks
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because he thought America was being
attacked by Canada? Yeah.
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I'd like to see Canada try to attack us.
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Well, before you guys ignore this, you
better watch the video Jasper just
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texted.
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Hey, it's me, Jasper, and I'm in the
school hallway.
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Oh, my God, look, a snake!
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Oh, and there's more snakes, see?
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Hurry!
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Come on, we've got to go check this out.
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Great. Yeah, let's ruin our... afternoon
to go help Jasper.
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Ooh, somebody's got his man -tease in a
bunch today.
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Uh, I don't wear man -tease, thank you.
Ray, I wear boys' underwear.
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Come on.
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Hop the tube.
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Stupid Jasper, I swear to God.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and
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fight crime.
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I have no idea what you just said, but
I'll assume it was a threat, so...
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Hey! I'm here!
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Finally! What took you so long?
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He made us stop and get shaved ice.
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I like the watermelon.
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I like the watermelon.
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Okay, what's up with these snakes? I
don't know!
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Look, there's one right over there.
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What, you mean this fake snake over
here?
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Uh... How do you know it's fake? I don't
think it's fake. Yeah.
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Come on.
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They sell these things for five bucks a
pop at the Swellview County Fair.
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You seriously thought that this thing
was real?
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It's real! It's real!
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Well, you could be such a baby.
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Oh, look. There's more snakes over
there.
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Well,
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how'd they get there?
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That freak brought them.
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I saw him pulling snakes out of a sack.
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So I hit him with that fire extinguisher
and tied him up with these extension
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cords.
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You!
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Jed, the janitor! I swear, I hate you
more than I hate myself.
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Okay, well, someone tell us what's going
on here. Well, I saw... I'll tell you
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what happened.
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This school has... So I rented this
protective suit and helmet and bought 25
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snakes so they'd eat the rats.
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See?
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No emergency.
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I knew it. I knew it, I knew it, I knew
it.
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Way to go, Jasper.
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But I... I'm going to be talking about
this in my podcast.
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You can count on that.
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Can I please...
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That's her teacher, Miss Chapin. Oh,
yeah.
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Uh... Kid, go handle that. What?
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I don't know how to handle a snake bite.
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Just go over there, put her elbow in
your mouth, and start out the poison.
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But... But that's gross.
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It's the only way to save her life. Now
get over there. No, I don't think I... I
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don't think I... Okay.
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It's gonna be okay.
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It's all right.
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The next two months, I don't want to
hear about any more crimes from you. We
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clear? What if I see a burglary in
progress? You shut up.
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What if I witness road rage? You shut
up.
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What if I hear a ticking bomb?
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Just chill.
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Oh, and shut up.
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Don't untie that self -loathing janitor.
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Come on, Kid Danger.
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We've got a podcast to do.
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Wouldn't a little girl on Christmas
morning be happy?
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Well, imagine she's weird and has no
friends.
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Oh, there's the back doorbell. I'll be
back in two jips.
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trouble now, Mitch.
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Oh, yeah?
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What happened?
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Who took my candy boot?
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Him. Check it out. Candy boot.
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I didn't take it. He took it. No, he who
holds it, dolds it.
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What? Yeah, that is the familiar
expression.
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Careful, Mr. Sugarman.
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This guy could be dangerous.
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Dangerous? My favorite soup is broth.
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Well, good.
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then in jail they can call you the hot
broth burglar.
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Mr.
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Sugarman, you know me. I'm on your wall.
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You were.
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Yeah, nice.
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You know, now you better call the cops.
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Right.
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Yeah,
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call the cops. Just as long as you don't
call Captain Manicade Danger.
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Captain Man and Kid Danger on that piece
of punk.
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Oh, you bet I will.
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I brought all that from home.
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Ah, he's a good boy.
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Okay.
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Captain Man and Kid Danger first
podcast.
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Take four.
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Hello, and welcome to... Deep in the Man
Cave.
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Yes, sirree, this is the very first
podcast during your very own...
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Give me a roasted chicken.
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Roasted chicken?
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Hey, dude, you don't have time to eat a
chicken.
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I'm not going to eat it.
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Okay,
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that chicken did nothing to you.
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Two wait here while Kid Danger and I go
interrogate the suspect.
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Yeah.
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Whatever his name is.
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They call him the Hot Broth Burglar.
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No, they don't!
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Do you see that? Do you see his violent
nature?
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Hey, hey, hey! Put down the jelly beans.
Put the jelly beans down.
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Okay.
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Did you really try to steal that candy
boot? Of course I didn't. Mitch, frame
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me.
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Ah, okay.
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Crime solved.
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Now can we go do our podcast?
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Wait.
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What am I going to do? Mr. Sugarman
wants to put me in jail. Okay, relax.
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not going to jail.
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We're just going to make him think you
are. All right.
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All right, sir.
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Kid Danger and I are going to take this
rotten, curly -haired misfit to jail.
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That's right.
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Ha! Good.
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Hey, Captain Man. Yeah, Danger.
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Uh, Officer. Hello.
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Yeah, we were just walking by and we saw
you guys in here. Need our help?
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Uh, no. No, no, no, no. Everything's
fine. Everything's copacetic. Wait a
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minute.
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I've seen this kid before.
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Oh, yeah. Didn't he get arrested last
year at Thrillview Park? Right.
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For using the lady's bathroom.
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That's messed up, man.
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No. That was the only cause my friends
blew a fist or something.
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Hey, and didn't you also get arrested
last Christmas in City Hall for wearing
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more than one hat simultaneously?
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Well, and today he tried to steal this.
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That's right, he did.
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No, I didn't. I was just holding it.
Well, you know what they say.
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He who holds it, stole it.
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Okay, someone get me a dictionary and
show me the word stole.
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Look, officers, no worries. We got this.
We're going to take him to jail. Yeah.
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Come on. You and Kid Danger, you do so
much to help this city. No, no, it's
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fine. It's honestly fine, officers. No,
no, no, no, no, no. It's on the way.
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That's a man. Kid Danger, they're
cuffing me.
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No more jokes. He's in your future, kid.
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He's not resisting.
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He's resisting.
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We're going.
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We're going.
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Jasper's gonna be spending the night at
my place tonight.
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Who cares?
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Oh, you don't care?
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Nope. I gotta go.
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Okay. Yo, how are we gonna get Jasper
out of jail?
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I don't know.
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Well, it's his third strike.
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And if they convict him, he could get 20
years.
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Then we better figure out a way to prove
that Mitch is the one who tried to
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steal that stupid candy boot.
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Oh, it's Ray.
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Yeah, okay.
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About Jasper?
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Better. Got some new ideas for a
podcast.
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Okay. Ray, it's the middle of the night,
I got school in the morning, and one of
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my best friends is looking at a possible
20 years in jail.
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You know, I'm starting to feel like I
care way more about this podcast than
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do. Oh, really? Probably because you do.
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You hear that?
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All he cares about is recording his dumb
podcast.
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Well, I think I got something better for
you to record.
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What? Mitch.
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You want me to do a podcast with Mitch?
No.
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I'm saying you wear a wire.
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Oh, like a microphone. Uh -huh. Okay.
And then at school, you casually start a
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conversation with Mitch, get him to
admit that he's the one who really tried
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steal the candy boot, then we take the
recording to the cops, and boom,
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out.
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Okay. Okay, that's good.
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But, I mean, how am I going to get Mitch
to admit it?
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Dude, you're like a million times
smarter than he is.
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You really think so?
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Hey, can you guys hear me okay?
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Yeah, kid, we hear you.
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We're in a van across the street.
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Okay, cool. Just get as close to Mitch
as you can and try to get him to admit
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that he's the one that stole the fried
foot.
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The candy boot.
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Oh, it matters.
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Okay.
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Here I go.
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So, this is your van?
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This is my old van.
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I have a way better one.
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The man -man.
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Well, where is the man -man?
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Schwoz took it to go see Charlie Puth.
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Really? Schwoz is a poother?
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Yeah, yeah, a big poother.
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Hey, Mitch.
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Yeah, what do you want, Hart? Nothing,
nothing. I just, uh, I heard that you
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that jerk.
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Jasper Dunlop get arrested at that mouth
candy store.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, man. It was hilarious.
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Oh, yeah. You know, you didn't even do
nothing wrong.
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I was the one who tried to steal the
candy boot.
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That is awesome.
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I know, man.
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All right.
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We'll see you. All right, man. Take
care. Okay.
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Guys, I did it. I did it. Did you hear
me?
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I just think that Schwab would be more
into music like...
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No, he was in the booth like way before
it was cool.
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Guys, did you hear him admit it?
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Hello? Can you guys hear me?
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We were just talking about music. What's
going on?
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What's going on?
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I just got Mitch to admit that he's the
one who stole the candy boot.
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Were you not recording?
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Uh, no.
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Charlie forgot to hit record. Sorry.
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I forgot.
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Come on, guys.
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Uh, just get him to say it again.
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Okay, fine, but you press record, okay?
You press it right now.
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Recording. Thank you.
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Uh, what is this?
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Uh, that was either a banana or a hot
dog.
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Hey, Mitch!
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Dude, we're not even friends. No, I
know.
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I know, I'm just...
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Still not clear on, you know, exactly
what happened at that store, Mouth
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All right, man, let me tell you one more
time. Okay.
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Good, good, good.
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And the guy who owns the place went into
the back.
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Yeah? I.
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Gotcha!
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There's a dead bird in my locker.
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I know.
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Read the note on his leg.
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want to be my girl.
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No, thank you. I have to go now.
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Oh, well.
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Be free.
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Lazy.
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Late.
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Henry,
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what's happening?
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Yeah, this isn't going to work. That's
what's happening.
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Hey, kid.
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You know what'll make you feel a lot
better?
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What? Doing a podcast.
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Okay, listen, Ray. I'm not going to do
podcasts with you or anyone else until
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Mitch confesses and my friend Jasper's
out of jail, all right?
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Please? No!
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All right, fine!
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Keep recording.
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What are you going to do?
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What I should have done a long time ago.
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You mean clean this van?
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Where's Mitch Bilski?
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Bilski!
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Admit that you framed Jasper Dunlop. You
can't force me to...
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Admit it! So I don't have to punch you
in the face and smash your
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groin.
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You wouldn't hurt a kid.
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Oh, please.
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You look at least 26 years old.
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Fair point.
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You're the one that tried to steal the
candy boot. Okay, okay, I did it. I
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framed Jasper.
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I'm a thief, and I'm a bad person, and
Jasper's, like, a really great guy.
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Charlotte, did you get that?
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Yep, got it.
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Now, I've got a podcast to do.
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And everything I need for that podcast
better be there in the next ten minutes.
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Don't do drugs.
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Uh, what?
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Mom? Oh, okay, be right there.
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