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Why would he want to hear after midnight
on a Thursday?
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I don't know.
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But if it's because he had a bad dream
again, I am not going to sing him a
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lullaby this time.
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Maybe it's an emergency. Like, maybe
he... I'm here.
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That's an emergency.
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Are you...
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You thought my hair was naturally curly?
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Hey.
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Hello, friends.
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Welcome.
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Welcome. And now, I want to introduce
you guys to someone very special.
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Looks like a woman. Yeah.
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Everyone, this is Gwen.
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Hi, guys.
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Hey, Gwen.
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Hey, Ray. Can I talk to you for a
second? Gwen, really, I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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Are you crazy? What?
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You can't just bring some stranger down
here in the man cave.
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Oh, Gwen's not a stranger.
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How long have you known her?
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Almost three hours.
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Three hours? What?
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Oh, that reminds me. I've got to tell
her you're Kid Danger. No, no, no, you
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can't. Hey, honey.
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Yes? I'll bet you'll never guess who
this lovable knucklehead really is. I'm
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nobody, I'm nobody, I'm nobody. Kid
Danger!
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It's okay. Gwen even knows that I'm
Captain Man.
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And guess what else?
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Gwen and I?
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We're getting married.
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Hey!
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What's this happening?
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Ray's getting married to a woman he met
three hours ago.
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What?
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Why does Jesper have those things on his
head?
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Because his hair's not naturally curly.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and
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fight crime.
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Henry? Yeah?
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This plant's intimidating me.
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Dude, we got way bigger problems right
now than plant thirst.
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I mean, why would Ray want to marry a
lady he's only known for three hours?
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Like, maybe she has a trampoline.
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No,
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I love you more.
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You too.
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More than you love me.
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Oh, I think I do.
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All right, he's about to make me puke.
Well, I love you more.
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What's that?
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We can use this to find out why Ray fell
in love with that woman so quickly.
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Oh. But how could that be? Shh, shh,
shh.
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Ray!
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Ray, come quick to me.
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Yeah, I'll see you in a few minutes.
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I love you.
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Okay, Schwoz, what was it that you
wanted me to...
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Schwoz! Charlotte, text him!
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Hey, Charlotte!
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Good job!
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Now, bring him over here to the sofa.
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Come on, smile for me.
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Let me see.
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Henry!
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Jasper?
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Hey, Gwen.
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Uh, Jasper, why don't you go to the
bathroom?
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Because I'm empty?
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Then go into the bathroom and use your
phone to listen to your Celine Dion
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playlist. Done!
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You know... Henry.
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feeling last night that you don't want
me to marry your friend ray oh well i'm
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glad you got that feeling because that
feeling is exactly what i want your
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feeling to be you feeling me i'm sorry
one more time no
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i'm sorry because i don't repeat stuff
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I'm connecting this device to Ray's
brain and converting his cerebral memory
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impulses into audio and video images so
we can see his memories from yesterday
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when he first met the light there.
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When he first met the light there.
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Hey,
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you there.
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Me? What are you doing with that glowing
blob?
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Uh, nothing.
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That's a lie.
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I think you're a criminal.
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Are you... hungry?
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Uh... I know Ray.
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There's no way that he'd meet you and
then ask you to marry him on the same
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unless you...
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Unless you did something.
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You know, Henry, I was hoping we could
be friends.
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Now I'm sorry that I made you these
muffins.
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Muffins?
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That's really good.
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That's a good muffin.
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Captain Man?
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Yeah?
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May I kiss you?
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Something you want to tell me?
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Yeah.
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I... I love you.
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That's right. And you always will.
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When she kissed him.
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Jasper? Oh, hey, what's up?
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I thought you were upstairs and junking
stuff with Henry. Oh, I was, but Henry
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wanted to talk to Gwen, so I went to...
Gwen!
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Oh, jeez. Oh, come on.
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Wait, I'm running, too!
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Oh, my God, what is this, banana nut?
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Is this a banana nut muffin?
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I was just dreaming about the first time
we met.
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Hello, my sweet man.
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Ray, no.
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Quit it. I can't quit you.
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Ray, you don't really love her.
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Ray, she gave you a bad movie.
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My baby's so smart.
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Could you please make all these people
leave so we could be alone?
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if someone tries to take me.
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Who would want you?
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People
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want
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me.
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Okay,
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tell me why Gwen would use tainted
muffins to make Ray fall in love with
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Cuz, think about it. If Captain Man and
Kid Danger are so in love, that they
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can't fight crime, then they can't stop
Gwen from doing whatever evil things she
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wants to do. Okay, then I think we need
to figure out how... Oh,
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it feels so nice.
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at my jasper he jacked my girly curly
she
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yanked up my eyelashes piper you just
hurt someone i love
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yeah and i'm just getting started
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Jasper. No more hugging me.
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Hugging you?
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Ew.
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Ew? Wait.
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Aren't you in love with Jasper?
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In love with what?
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No. No.
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Okay. Okay, this is awesome.
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What is? How come Henry doesn't love me
anymore?
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I think because when Piper was harassing
you, it made Henry feel really angry.
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So? So.
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into your brain.
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Oh.
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Okay, so, like, when Henry felt anger,
it drove out his feelings of love?
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Yeah, I think that's what happened.
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Okay. Okay, so now all I gotta do is
make Ray, like, insanely mad so he'll
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out of love with Gwen.
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Well, but how are you gonna get him mad
enough?
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Uh... You could pick a fight with him.
Yeah.
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Oh, come on. Ray could kill you. You
can't pick a fight with Ray.
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Well, one of us is gonna have to do it.
Not it. Not it.
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He'll leave me alone.
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Well, who knew?
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I knew.
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I knew.
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I love that.
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Hmm. What?
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Mouth kisses.
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From my future missus.
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Yeah. Well, it's 5 .30, so I'm gonna go
rob the Swellview Bank.
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Okay, baby.
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You go rob it good.
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Yes, you do.
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So, Charlotte.
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Yeah, Henry?
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Who do you think should win the most
attractive guy in Swellview?
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Most attractive guy in Swellview?
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Yeah.
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Hey, what about your dad?
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What's up, buddy?
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Just a friendly reminder.
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I've won most attractive guy in 12U for
the past 12 years, so it's kind of in
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the bag.
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Well, yeah, but you're kind of old now.
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I'm old?
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Yeah, I mean, what are you, like, over
50?
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Did you just use the F word?
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Henry. You know that.
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Well, you're starting to lose your hair
a little bit.
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What did you just say to me?
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Hey, where's Gwen?
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Gwen happens to be getting ready to go
rob a bank.
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Or, maybe she's not going to rob a bank.
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Maybe she's going to meet some other
guy.
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She's going to rob a bank.
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Or, maybe, she's going to meet some guy
named Rob Banks.
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That's stupid. That's not a guy's name.
Yeah, it is.
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Just face it, Ray.
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Gwen doesn't want you.
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She wants Robert J.
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Banks. You know why?
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I bet he's way better looking than you.
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Not possible! Yep.
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That's enough.
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Yeah, I bet he's going to kiss her so
good.
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Oh, Gwen, you kiss like a princess.
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Oh, your lips feel like hot pie.
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It's not my fault if she likes younger
guys.
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I'm glad you're having a good time.
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She probably makes muffins for lots of
guys.
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I was in love with a woman.
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Gwen. She gave you a love muffin.
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Yeah, and then I had to make you really
mad so your feelings of rage and anger
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would overpower your muffin -induced
feelings of love.
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That makes sense.
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Guys, quick, go higher.
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Okay, Ray, I'm about to leave. It should
take me about...
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Let's throw out the bank.
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Uh, that sounds great.
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Oh, hey.
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How do you like my ponytail?
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Oh, I love it. I mean, it's really cute
and just so... You
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just ripped my ponytail off my head!
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You're not in love with me anymore.
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Yeah, he's not.
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Sorry, Gwen.
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How you like dem muffins?
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And now, Gwen, I'd be honored to escort
you to prison.
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Look out! She's got a phone!
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So? Who cares?
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You better care.
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Because if I tap right here, it's going
to send a post out telling the whole
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world that Ray Manchester is Captain Man
and that Henry Hart is Kid Danger.
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Anything about me?
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You let me go, and I'll keep your
secret.
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Deal?
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Do we have a deal or don't we?
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Yeah, we've got a deal.
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For now.
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But someday, you're going to jail.
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I doubt it.
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Bye -bye, boys and girl.
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I have to say to activate the tube
package?
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Oh, yeah, just yell diamonds, rubies,
lift me, tubies.
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Thank you.
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Diamonds, rubies, lift me, tubies.
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I will tap this button. I swear I'll tap
it.
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Just say up the tube.
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No kidding.
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Well, at least we all learned something
valuable.
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What'd we learn?
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We all learned that no matter how strong
love is, anger is stronger.
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It's true. Good point, man.
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That was a good point right there.
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