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Previously on Henry Danger.
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Someone left this note in my locker.
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What's it say? It says, I know your
secret.
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That's right, Henry.
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I know.
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Jasper thinks that's Henry's secret?
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What other secret does Henry have? Hey,
kid, we have a little emergency.
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Jasper left the note!
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I know.
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You're in danger!
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Yeah, you knew that.
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We have to erase Jasper's memory.
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Uh, what? No!
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We leave Jasper the way he is?
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Earl, I can't be a kid danger anymore.
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Wait, does that mean you're safe?
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Jasper can keep his stupid brain the way
it is.
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Ooh, I can even help him fight bad guys
and stuff.
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Oh, well.
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That's not a good idea.
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Come on, it's my dream.
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I don't know about this, man. I don't
know.
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Come on, it's gonna be great.
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Oh, that's exactly what you said when
you talked me into eating one of those
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women's energy bars.
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Then I couldn't stop reading books about
princesses.
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Dude, I've known Jasper my whole life.
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That does not mean he's qualified to
have a job here.
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Oh, hey.
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Happy Saturday morning.
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Maybe you're happy.
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Char, will you tell Ray that Jasper
working at Jug and Stuff isn't going to
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problem? I can't tell lies before
breakfast.
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Here you go.
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What's this? Lady bar.
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Scrambled eggs.
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Scrambled eggs.
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Oh, he's here.
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Hey,
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what's up?
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after we show them our video.
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Fine. Just get them down here. Get them
down here.
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Hey, I think something's wrong with the
auto snacker.
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What's the problem?
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I ordered scrambled eggs and I'm still
standing here.
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Eggless. Well, I'm stressed out. I need
my wireless headphones.
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I need to listen to my meditation music
and calm down my inner parts.
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Ooh, here we go.
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Oh, my God, I'm freaking out.
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All right, where are my scrambled eggs?
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Oh, my high is not the capital of...
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Let your sushi chef choose your sushi
for you.
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Why are you wearing a tie?
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Oh, because it's my first day at work
and I want to make a good impression.
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Take off the tie.
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My tie!
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Now, uh, don't get scared.
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Dude, this ain't my first elevator ride.
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Yeah, okay.
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Good morning, Jasper.
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Guess what I'm wearing?
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A goofy tie?
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No. What I'm wearing down here.
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Okay.
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Son, I, uh, don't want to know what...
Captain Manderpantz!
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Henry, put your underwear back in your
pants. You're making him uncomfortable.
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Um, where'd Charlotte go?
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Jasper. Yes, Captain.
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First, never do that.
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Secondly, if you're going to work
upstairs at Junk and Stuff, the most
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thing to remember is to never reveal my
identity or Henry's. I get it.
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You will get it.
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When you watch this video.
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Never tell the secret.
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and Kid Danger.
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If you're watching this video, that
means you know their true secret
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Ray Manchester and Henry Hart.
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Love that pic of us. Yeah, we look good.
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Help!
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Revealing the secret could have terrible
consequences.
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Such as tragedy, the end of the Earth as
we know it, and loss of bladder
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control.
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Warning to you from Captain Man and Kid
Danger.
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Never reveal the secret or this could
happen to you.
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Hey, friend, guess what?
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Captain Man is really Ray Manchester.
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And Kid Danger, well, he's really a boy
named Henry Hart.
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Don't do it.
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Any questions?
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How'd you guys get that watermelon to
talk?
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Wait,
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was that...
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There's an emergency at the airport.
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Ooh, is a flight delayed?
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No.
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Come on, kid.
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What are you guys going to do?
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We've got a crime to thwart at the
Swellview Airport.
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Whoa. Do you guys, like, play in those
rhymes?
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Uh, no. No.
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Wait,
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what about Charlotte?
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emergency. I'm an emergency!
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Well, I mean, can you breathe okay?
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Okay,
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what'd she say?
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I'm pretty sure she said, hey, I'm good,
you guys. Go do what you gotta do.
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Don't worry, Char.
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Schwoz will be back in like two or three
hours.
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Two or three hours?
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Wait, what am I supposed to do while you
guys are out fighting crime?
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Just go up to Tug and stuff and... Watch
the store. But I have some questions
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about my job.
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We'll answer all your questions right
after we say, up the tube.
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Up the tube.
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Okay.
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When a customer comes into the store, am
I supposed to... Well, this is dumber
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than I even hear.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles.
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And fight crime.
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College, up the tube.
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Oh, my boots.
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After being taken to Swellview County
Hospital.
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And according to officials, the elderly
woman failed to engage her safety bar,
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which is what caused her to go flying
out of the roller coaster and crashing
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into a corndog stand.
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Uh, hang on. We have some breaking news.
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Ooh, what's happening?
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Shh, shut up, shut up.
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Okay, this just in.
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Captain Man and Kid Danger have stopped
a criminal who was trying to smuggle a
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container of highly aggressive bugs
called zombies.
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Insects that attack humans by flying
into their ears, then feeding on their
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brain matter.
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OMG, they eat your brain?
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Don't worry, Mary. You have nothing to
worry about.
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Did Charlotte just get sucked back in?
Oh, relax.
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I'll get her out in a minute.
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Why you had that thing?
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This thing is a piñata. Yeah, see, it's
like a piñata, but, like, fish -themed.
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I know what a piñata is.
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Well, but you don't know that this
piñata is filled with live zombies.
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You can't bring zombies into the man
cave.
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If that piñata breaks, they'll fly into
our ears and munch on our brains.
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We know.
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Yeah, so how do we get rid of it?
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Take it upstairs to junk and stuff.
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I'll call animal control. Have them come
pick up that finita of death.
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Okay, I'll bring it upstairs.
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Don't forget to change your clothes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, hey!
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Be careful with that thing.
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Guys, chill out. I'm not going to drop
it. Do you have it? Yeah. Are you good?
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It's fine. Are you good?
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It's fine.
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Here's your receipt. Thank you.
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And enjoy your vintage waterbed.
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I will.
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And so will my cast.
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Oh, you want us to help you carry that
to your car?
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Please.
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We got it.
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It's so heavy.
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Well, probably vintage water inside.
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You are so helpful. Oh, you're so nice.
Oh, stop.
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Hey, what's up?
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Schwoz and I are trying to pull
Charlotte out of the auto snacker, and
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another pair of hands.
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Okay, I'll be down in a sec.
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You know I flaunt you, because, girl, I
really want you.
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And you're looking nice.
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You got a cooler than a bag of ice. Now
freeze.
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Freeze, freeze, freeze.
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Now go.
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Drop it fast and move it real slow. Oh,
what?
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You smell so fruity. I'm a pirate.
You're my booty.
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Are you rapping?
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Yeah. Well, don't.
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Hey, I work here now, so you have to be
nice to me.
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No, I'm here as the customer, so you
have to be nice to me. No. The customer
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always right!
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Hey, we're gonna be late.
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Late for what? A birthday party for a
friend.
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So help us to get a present, would ya?
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Does she like dogs?
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Yeah.
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is a dog's skeleton.
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Woof, woof, woof.
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We'll keep looking.
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Hey, is this a finada?
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Ooh, cool.
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How much for the finada? Let me check.
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Checking for a price tag.
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I don't see one anywhere.
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You got something.
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That's Jasper upstairs.
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Hey, Jasper, what's up?
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There's two guys here from Animal
Control asking about some zombies.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, Jasper, the zombies are inside the
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purple finata.
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Oh, I sold the finata. Great, we'll just
give it to the guys from... You sold
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the finata?
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Yeah, and a waterbed.
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Who'd you sell it to?
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You realize what'll happen if those
zombies get out of that piñata? Okay,
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don't worry about it. I'm sure Piper
just, like, took it home and put it in a
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room or something.
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On the way.
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How? How could you give my little sister
a piñata full of death bugs?
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No, there were bugs in it. Well, there
are. There's at least 50 zombies inside
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that finata.
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Okay. Yelling at Jasper isn't going to
help anything.
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Thank you. Do you realize how dangerous
those bees are?
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Yeah. They fly into your head, through
your ears, and then they feed upon your
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brain.
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You should not have worn that tie. Okay.
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Did my sister say she was going
anywhere?
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Uh...
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Some friend of hers' birthday party. Oh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, Gabby
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Birch. Who's Gabby Birch? I was trying
to come up with a phone call. No! Are
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insane? What? We can't just run in there
as Captain Man and Kid Danger and be
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like, Hey, kids, we're here at your
party because we were worried that some
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killer bugs might fly in your head to
eat your brains. Happy birthday, Gabby.
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All right.
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All right, then.
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Then, uh, we just gotta sneak in, grab
the finata, and get out of there fast.
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Oh, come on!
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What?
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sneaking to a birthday party without
being seen.
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God, she's using a shovel?
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Hello?
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Uh, hey. Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm Mrs.
Birch, the birthday girl.
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Okay,
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so which one of you is Burples and which
one is Schmutz? Uh, I'm Burples.
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Uh, Schmutz.
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We are professional clowns. Okay.
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Dang it. They're going to break that
thing open any second.
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I got a plan. I got a plan.
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Hi,
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kids. Hi.
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Over here, kids.
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What are you doing?
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What?
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You want to know what's more fun than
whacking a piñata?
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just steal some good presents.
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Yeah, that'd be nice.
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Uh, who are you people?
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We're the clowns.
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But I thought... Hey, hey, who are those
clowns?
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Hey!
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That clown ain't supposed to be here.
Yeah, we booked this job.
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Huh? Uh, look, uh, this is a perfectly
rational explanation for... Why don't
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shut up and get out of here?
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Are you guys threatening me?
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Maybe.
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and entertain the children until 5 o
'clock.
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That's, uh, two more hours.
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Oh, um, the thing is... Yeah, we got to
go.
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Hey!
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Gabby wants you clowns to make some
stuff with balloons.
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But we... We have to go. So do it.
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Look, kid.
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How much longer do we have to be here?
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An hour and 55 minutes.
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