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Okay, we still have two minutes left.
You turn on the TV, I'll get the drinks.
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Okay.
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Dude, what are you doing? The remote's
right there.
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Remote?
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What is this, 1988?
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I don't know what you're... I got this
cool new app on my phone that lets me
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control any TV with voice command.
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Dude, we don't have time for that.
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Hey, what are you guys doing?
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We're watching Dog Judge.
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Ooh, I want to watch Dog Judge.
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Yeah, every thinking person in America
wants to watch Dog Judge.
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All right, check this out.
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Sync with Vogeo TV.
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Unable to connect.
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Come on, we want to watch Dog Judge.
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Just wait a sec.
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Sync with Vogeo TV.
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Connected. Yes, okay. Now, turn TV on.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get the...
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Please repeat instruction.
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Turn TV on.
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Confirm password.
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I put my password in yesterday. I have
to put my password in every time?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Big Papa Jasper 84.
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Correct.
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Turn on dog judge.
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Searching. Artichoke.
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Your Honor,
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permission to approach the bench.
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Hey, guys. Your Honor, the defense
rests.
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Family meeting time.
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No, no, no, not now.
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Dog judge is ruling on a death penalty.
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will be in town, and he's coming here
for dinner.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Oh, Uncle Hair Neck!
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You are not to call him Uncle Hair Neck.
Why?
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You've seen his neck! And the bush that
grows from it.
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All right.
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Mark is my stepbrother, and that makes
him a part of this family.
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Dad, I don't even... Henry Quincy Hart.
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Not my middle name.
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Yeah,
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whatever.
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It all just kind of happened. My dad was
an irresponsible scientist.
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I wanted an after -school job.
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And by accident, he made me
indestructible. I went to this crazy
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pretty interesting guy.
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I'm gonna blow your mind.
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Now I protect the good citizens of
Swellview. Who call me? He turned out to
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You know the name.
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Captain Man!
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That's right, Henry.
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In time, I realized that being a
superhero is a lot to handle alone.
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You wanted some help. I needed a
sidekick.
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I, Henry Hart, pledge to never, ever,
ever tell anyone that I'm Captain Man's
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secret sidekick.
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It is done. Now we blow bubbles and
fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Okay, Charlotte, if your attacker has a
weapon, you want to confuse him with
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some rapid hand movements.
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Act like you're going to blast me.
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Now, watch this.
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All right,
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Charlotte, now you try.
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I don't need to know how to fight. Sure
you do.
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Now, I'm going to teach you the yoink
maneuver.
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Try to knock me down.
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Try to knock me down.
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Come on, Charlotte.
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Come on, Charlotte. You got it,
Charlotte.
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Come on. Wait.
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Pork hit the showers.
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Hey, you pumped for the big fight
tonight?
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The big what?
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The big fight on TV tonight.
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Shall we crash against Carla Dexter?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I totally forgot about
that. Oh, man, the fight's going to be
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good.
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family dinner.
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Ship -shifted android girlfriend?
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Yeah. Look.
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Well,
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wait. Where have you been?
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I've been on vacation to Turks and
Caicos.
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I've been gone three weeks.
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Hey, I never said you could take a
vacation.
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You never said I could borrow your
underwear either, but I did that too.
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Wow, Schwoz. I had no idea this wasn't
you. That's because before I left, I
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Gerta even better.
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Now she can assume the shape of any
person in the world and nobody could
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wasn't the real person.
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Can you feel that?
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anybody like because what if fake henry
goes to your family dinner tonight well
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real henry hangs here with us and
watches the crats dexter fight love it
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i thought of it don't point at him and
say love it schwoz turn gerda into henry
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is this lizzie
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act like Henry. When I scanned Henry's
body, it also scanned his brain waves.
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So that fake Henry will react and
respond like real Henry would?
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Sure. Okay, okay, okay. Let's test this
thing out. All right.
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Sup? Sup?
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Oh, my... Okay, okay.
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Uh, how you feeling?
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Feeling good.
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Pizza. Topping.
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Roni. Whoa, I also shortened the word
pepperoni by only saying roni.
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Oh, okay, okay, okay. Here's a hard one.
Here's a hard one. Okay.
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What crazy thing happened to me at camp
when I was nine?
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You mean when you threw up in a canoe
and you didn't want anyone to know it
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you, so you told everyone it was
Jasper's vomit?
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You go to Henry's house, but afterward
you come right home.
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Look who's there!
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Puberty!
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I feel like you're made of iron.
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Actually, I'm made of a liquid metal
alloy that's over 400 times stronger
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iron.
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I hope you three handsome men are
hungry.
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Dinner will be ready in five minutes.
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brought you a present.
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Uh, that's okay. Guess what it is?
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I don't... It's a...
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Kelly Cratch.
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The only way to know is to find out.
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What's wrong with the TV?
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It's been doing that all day. Schwoz
can't fix the picture.
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Let me see.
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So, Henry, who do you think is going to
win the fight?
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Oh, man.
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I got to go with Dexter. Oh, come on,
dude. No.
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Okay. I fixed the picture.
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Come on, you guys. The fight's about to
start. All right.
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Hey,
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when did we get these new glasses?
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I picked these up at Sassy Glasses last
weekend.
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Cool blue color.
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Yeah, well, actually, they're cobalt,
so... Cobalt is just a shade of blue.
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Not exactly.
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Okay. Well, anyway, it's not even
cobalt. It's more of a royal blue.
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No, it's not royal.
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Fighter on the left, are you ready?
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Ready on the right?
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Come on, Jimmy!
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You can do it, Donald!
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This glass is royal blue!
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You're still a weirdo.
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And I can't believe I missed the fight.
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I sent that stupid robot to my house for
nothing.
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Hey, don't talk about Gerda that way.
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She's my woman.
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00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,770
You know, maybe you should go home and
send Gerda back here.
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Yeah, and hurry.
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I want to celebrate with her.
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Hey, what's up?
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This.
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Hello, Henry.
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Hey, so I'm back, and Schwoz wants you,
so you should go back to the man cave.
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Why Schwoz want me?
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I don't know. I guess you're his
girlfriend.
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I don't know. Here, just go out this
window, and then climb down this tree.
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What if I am scared to go out the
window?
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Ah, it's easy. See, you just take a
little jump to this big tree.
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Gerda just threw me out my window. So
now I need you, Charlotte, and Schwoz to
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come here and get her out of my house.
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What color is this glass?
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What? Admit that this glass is cobalt.
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Maybe we'll come help you.
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It's cobalt. I'm sorry, what is it?
It's...
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fly swatter no worries i got it
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what
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you just mouth vacuum that fly and
swallowed
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to you upstairs?
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Oh, sure.
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One sec.
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Uh, guess what?
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What? I
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just don't understand why
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Gerda would throw you out the window.
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Well, maybe Henry made her mad.
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No, no, no, no, no. I programmed Gerda
to be my girlfriend and love me.
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She has no other emotions.
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Well, can you program her to leave my
house? Because I'd really like her to
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leave my house.
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Okay, here's Gerda. You asked me to get
her, so I got her. And now I have
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homework to do, so out the window I go.
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Bye.
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Throw Henry out the window.
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Did he try something?
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Uh, no.
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Schwoz, look, this isn't easy to say.
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Sweetheart, I made you. You can tell me
anything.
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You're very special.
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You're a lovely man, and I do love you.
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So much.
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Okay, this is so weird. Shh.
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touching moment between a man and his
android baby i don't understand what
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you're trying to tell me i'm saying that
i love you but
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i'm not in love with you oh ouch
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i i feel human now and when
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we cuddle okay all right okay come on
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going to keep talking like this? Can you
please turn Gerta back into her normal
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self?
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Thank you.
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I don't want to be your Gerta anymore.
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I need to be free.
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I understand.
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Thank you, maestro.
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quick this remote now. But you, my
Gerta, you may choose any form you wish
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become.
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Are you ready?
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That's a good -looking bird.
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Dude, she like just broke up with me.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.
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I will always love you too, Kertebert.
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