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Good morning to you, good morning to you, welcome to Wednesday, your face

like poo!

Hey, it's...

6 .57 in the morning.

So, you wake up at 7.

Yeah, I had three minutes left. You killed three minutes on my sleep joy.

Well, I have a good reason.

Who's one of the worst people in Swellview?

You. Wrong.

Henry, we're this close to capturing the Time Jerker.

No way.

Yeah. You figured out where he is?

No.

I just wanted to tell you that I might beat you later if we get a fix on the

Time Jerker's location.

So... You've beat me now to tell me that you might beat me later?

Yes. And I also wanted to tell you about the full moon.

What full moon?

This one.

Henry?

Yeah, Mom.

Will you look out your window and see if that hornet's nest is back?

Why? Dad got rid of that hornet's nest last weekend. Well, what if the hornets

came back? I'm sure they're not back. Go look out the window.

Why is there a cake here?

Not bad.

You did? Yeah.

Cool. Did you get it on video?

Uh, yeah. I watched.

Not bad.

Dad!

Dad, you're laughing?

Well, yeah.

She caked you.

You're not going to punish her? Why?

She didn't do it to be mean.

It was only to get a funny video that I can post online.

It's just good content.

Content is king.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an after -school job.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

I went to this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview, who call me... And he turned

to be... You know the name.

Captain Man!

That's right, Henry. In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to

handle alone.

He wanted some help. I needed a sidekick.

I pledge to never, ever, ever tell anyone that I'm Captain Man's secret

sidekick. It is done. Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Feels good.

Call it.

So, whenever I taste a really good cake, you know what I always say?

What, Mitch?

Yeah,

we're laughing at your expense.

Okay, okay, so everybody see my sister's video?

Yeah. Yeah, great, that's terrific.

Hey, Henry, how goes it? Awful.

It goes awful.

What's the matter?

Ray woke me up three minutes early.

And then I was attacked by hornets. And then Piper caked me and got it on video.

Yeah, I know.

You watched it?

Just once.

Or 30 times, I'm not sure.

Nice. Real nice.

Oh,

hey, will you take notes for me in class? I gotta go to my big interview.

For what?

The language information and math program.

P.

Limp.

That's just an unfortunate acronym.

What,

Jasper? Oh, hey, I didn't see you guys here.

Yeah, you did.

And clearly he wants to ask you about whatever that is.

No, I don't.

I built it myself.

It's a perfect scale model of the Nakatomi Tower made entirely out of

picks. It took me three months.

Why would you do that?

For my art class.

My semester project.

Give it back!

No way!

It's my property!

Give it! No!

Hey, guys, what's going on?

Cindy brought this avocado to school.

So? That's my business.

Avocados are full of fat.

It's a good fat.

There is no good fat.

Okay, Oliver, that's Cindy's avocado.

Give it back to him.

Okay.

I don't see how. Okay.

Will you just tell me next time?

We just figured out the location of the time jerker. No way.

Say yes.

Ray, guess what happened to me?

Yes.

How'd you guys pinpoint his location?

See, when you use a time machine, it sucks down a massive amount of

And the computer just picked up a major power suck. So we triangulated the

source. And boom, we got his location.

He's on top of the Swellview clock tower.

I got into the language, information, and math program. It's really

Come on, kid.

It's time we told the time jerker what time it is.

Yeah.

Congratulations.

I don't feel like taking this trash downstairs.

I'll just reset my time machine to 65 million years ago.

And now... Eat my trash, dinosaurs!

Well,

hello, time jerker. Yeah!

And Kid Danger.

I had a feeling you'd find me in time.

Oh, is that how it is?

You're the time jerker, so when you say things, you use a bunch of puns about

time and clocks and stuff?

I'll answer that question if you give me a minute.

Oh, he did it again.

I heard. You know, we can make time puns, too. Hmm.

I'd like to watch you do that.

Yeah,

I'm gonna punch the damn... My savings time added you.

That was alarmingly bad.

Okay, time jerker.

I see you walk the walk, but can you tick the tock?

That one was so awful. You deserve a time out. Dang it!

That's right.

Tomorrow. Oh, you two will be yesterday's news for my patience with

passed. Oh, my God. He's great at that.

Okay, maybe we're not great at coming up with time -related puns. Well, we can

still put you in jail.

Oh, stop right there, Captain Man.

You see, I'm the one criminal in Swellview that you can't capture because

simply leap through my time portal and go back to this

morning

figured out where I was.

Am. Will be. You know what I mean.

You come one inch closer to me and I'll jump through.

You're not going anywhere near that time portal.

And it's made of thick, heavy metal. Why should we care what it's made out of?

Oh, you'll care when I throw it at you with all my might.

Maybe you haven't heard.

I'm handsome and indestructible.

Well, Kid Danger is neither.

Did you just say, hello?

Uh, yeah, I did.

Well, guess what? I got some very interesting news for you. I know. You're

close to capturing the Time Jerker as soon as you and Schwoz get an exact fix

his location.

Yeah, but how'd you know that?

Because I've gone back in time. Henry?

Yeah, Mom?

Will you look out your window and see if the hornet's nest is back?

Yeah. How'd you know I was going to ask you to do that?

Here's why. Here's why. I have no explanation.

Well, do it, all right.

This is insane.

I'm reliving this whole day.

Death.

new thing going

Feel like making fun of you for something.

this day oh and the first time it was awful but now that

i know everything bad that's gonna happen i'm making sure it all goes good

why don't we take a walk to the school nurse look i'm not crazy and

and good luck with your big interview for limp

told you i've already lived this day and i know you get in i do yep and now here

comes jasper again pretending he didn't see us guys here hey

jasper oh hey i didn't see you guys here

yeah you did because you want to show us your perfect scale model of the

nakatomi tower that you made entirely out of toothpicks that you built

and it took three months

Okay. Do you have hidden cameras in my room?

No. Gross.

Give it back.

No way.

It's my property.

Give it. No.

Here we go again.

Avocados are full of fat.

The good fat.

There is no good fat.

Oliver, that's Cindy's avocado. Give it back to her.

Fine. Take it, jerk.

Pull the toothpicks out of my face.

Hey, Schwoz.

Hiding behind the thing there?

How did you know I was here?

Hey, what's that? A new weapon? Want me to test it out? Yeah, yeah, please.

Wait, wait, wait. What are you... No!

What the bot, Henry?

Hey, that's my laugh!

How did you know that weapon fires backwards?

Did you go back in time?

And now you're reliving this day?

Maybe. Oh, you and Ray fought the time joker.

We did.

So how was it? What happened? How did you go back in time?

Hey, Char, congrats on getting into limp.

It's not called limp, and I didn't get in.

Thanks for getting my hopes up.

What do you mean? I already lived this day. I know you get in.

No, I didn't.

Look at my application.

That's a clear no.

I'll be back after I cry in the bathroom for an hour.

Or five.

I don't get it.

I know she got into that program, so how come she just said... Wait, Henry.

When you go back in time and you change what you do, you can change the course

of history.

Is that bad?

Yeah, it's bad.

Come on, it's happened in every time travel movie ever made.

Oh, man.

So it's my fault that Jasper's model got wrecked. And it's my fault that

Charlotte didn't get into that program.

Yeah, then you change one thing you do.

It can affect what happens to everyone else around you.

It's the danger of time travel.

Man, how do you know all this? I read this book.

Oh, no.

So now I have to go back in time and relive this same day again.

Yeah, yeah, you must.

But the first time was horrible.

Everything must happen the exact same way you did the first time.

He's right on top of the Swellview clock tower.

How do you know that?

Because I do.

I think you do.

Henry, where are you going?

To the clock tower.

To set things straight.

Set things straight?

Did he set things crooked?

A little bit.

Meet me on the roof.

Set my time machine to 65 million years ago.

Eat my trash, dinosaurs!

Well,

hello, time jerker.

Why don't you pick a place for us to have dinner?

Okay.

I want Chinese food.

Cool.

But first, I gotta go back in time right now so I can answer your call in about

20 seconds.

Thanks so much for that.

Sure thing, kid.

Now it's time for me to have the worst day ever.

Again. Huh?

What do you mean?

This is for you, Charlotte.

Why is there a cake here?

Not bad.

it back to him.

Fine. Take it, jerk.

It's not called limp. No, I found out. They do call it limp! No way!

Eat my trash, dinosaurs!

Well,

hello, time jerker.

Captain Man and Kid Danger.

I had a feeling you'd find... Now let's go get some Chinese

food.

That's exactly what I was thinking!