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Good morning to you, good morning to
you, welcome to Wednesday, your face
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like poo!
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Hey, it's...
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6 .57 in the morning.
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So, you wake up at 7.
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Yeah, I had three minutes left. You
killed three minutes on my sleep joy.
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Well, I have a good reason.
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Who's one of the worst people in
Swellview?
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You. Wrong.
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Henry, we're this close to capturing the
Time Jerker.
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No way.
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Yeah. You figured out where he is?
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No.
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I just wanted to tell you that I might
beat you later if we get a fix on the
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Time Jerker's location.
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So... You've beat me now to tell me that
you might beat me later?
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Yes. And I also wanted to tell you about
the full moon.
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What full moon?
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This one.
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Henry?
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Yeah, Mom.
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Will you look out your window and see if
that hornet's nest is back?
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Why? Dad got rid of that hornet's nest
last weekend. Well, what if the hornets
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came back? I'm sure they're not back. Go
look out the window.
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Why is there a cake here?
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Not bad.
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You did? Yeah.
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Cool. Did you get it on video?
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Uh, yeah. I watched.
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Not bad.
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Dad!
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Dad, you're laughing?
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Well, yeah.
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She caked you.
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You're not going to punish her? Why?
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She didn't do it to be mean.
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It was only to get a funny video that I
can post online.
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It's just good content.
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Content is king.
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My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
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I wanted an after -school job.
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And by accident, he made me
indestructible.
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I went to this crazy store and met a
pretty interesting guy.
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I'm going to blow your mind.
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Now I protect the good citizens of
Swellview, who call me... And he turned
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to be... You know the name.
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Captain Man!
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That's right, Henry. In time, I realized
that being a superhero is a lot to
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handle alone.
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He wanted some help. I needed a
sidekick.
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I pledge to never, ever, ever tell
anyone that I'm Captain Man's secret
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sidekick. It is done. Now we blow
bubbles.
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And fight crime.
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Feels good.
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Call it.
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So, whenever I taste a really good cake,
you know what I always say?
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What, Mitch?
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Yeah,
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we're laughing at your expense.
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Okay, okay, so everybody see my sister's
video?
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Yeah. Yeah, great, that's terrific.
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Hey, Henry, how goes it? Awful.
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It goes awful.
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What's the matter?
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Ray woke me up three minutes early.
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And then I was attacked by hornets. And
then Piper caked me and got it on video.
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Yeah, I know.
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You watched it?
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Just once.
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Or 30 times, I'm not sure.
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Nice. Real nice.
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Oh,
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hey, will you take notes for me in
class? I gotta go to my big interview.
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For what?
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The language information and math
program.
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P.
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Limp.
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That's just an unfortunate acronym.
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What,
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Jasper? Oh, hey, I didn't see you guys
here.
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Yeah, you did.
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And clearly he wants to ask you about
whatever that is.
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No, I don't.
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I built it myself.
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It's a perfect scale model of the
Nakatomi Tower made entirely out of
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picks. It took me three months.
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Why would you do that?
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For my art class.
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My semester project.
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Give it back!
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No way!
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It's my property!
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Give it! No!
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Hey, guys, what's going on?
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Cindy brought this avocado to school.
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So? That's my business.
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Avocados are full of fat.
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It's a good fat.
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There is no good fat.
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Okay, Oliver, that's Cindy's avocado.
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Give it back to him.
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Okay.
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I don't see how. Okay.
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Will you just tell me next time?
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We just figured out the location of the
time jerker. No way.
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Say yes.
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Ray, guess what happened to me?
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Yes.
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How'd you guys pinpoint his location?
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See, when you use a time machine, it
sucks down a massive amount of
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And the computer just picked up a major
power suck. So we triangulated the
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source. And boom, we got his location.
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He's on top of the Swellview clock
tower.
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I got into the language, information,
and math program. It's really
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Come on, kid.
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It's time we told the time jerker what
time it is.
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Yeah.
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Congratulations.
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I don't feel like taking this trash
downstairs.
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I'll just reset my time machine to 65
million years ago.
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And now... Eat my trash, dinosaurs!
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Well,
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hello, time jerker. Yeah!
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And Kid Danger.
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I had a feeling you'd find me in time.
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Oh, is that how it is?
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You're the time jerker, so when you say
things, you use a bunch of puns about
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time and clocks and stuff?
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I'll answer that question if you give me
a minute.
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Oh, he did it again.
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I heard. You know, we can make time
puns, too. Hmm.
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I'd like to watch you do that.
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Yeah,
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I'm gonna punch the damn... My savings
time added you.
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That was alarmingly bad.
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Okay, time jerker.
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I see you walk the walk, but can you
tick the tock?
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That one was so awful. You deserve a
time out. Dang it!
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That's right.
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Tomorrow. Oh, you two will be
yesterday's news for my patience with
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passed. Oh, my God. He's great at that.
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Okay, maybe we're not great at coming up
with time -related puns. Well, we can
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still put you in jail.
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Oh, stop right there, Captain Man.
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You see, I'm the one criminal in
Swellview that you can't capture because
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simply leap through my time portal and
go back to this
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morning
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figured out where I was.
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Am. Will be. You know what I mean.
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You come one inch closer to me and I'll
jump through.
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You're not going anywhere near that time
portal.
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And it's made of thick, heavy metal. Why
should we care what it's made out of?
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Oh, you'll care when I throw it at you
with all my might.
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Maybe you haven't heard.
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I'm handsome and indestructible.
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Well, Kid Danger is neither.
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Did you just say, hello?
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Uh, yeah, I did.
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Well, guess what? I got some very
interesting news for you. I know. You're
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close to capturing the Time Jerker as
soon as you and Schwoz get an exact fix
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his location.
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Yeah, but how'd you know that?
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Because I've gone back in time. Henry?
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Yeah, Mom?
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Will you look out your window and see if
the hornet's nest is back?
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Yeah. How'd you know I was going to ask
you to do that?
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Here's why. Here's why. I have no
explanation.
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Well, do it, all right.
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This is insane.
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I'm reliving this whole day.
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Death.
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new thing going
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Feel like making fun of you for
something.
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this day oh and the first time it was
awful but now that
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i know everything bad that's gonna
happen i'm making sure it all goes good
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why don't we take a walk to the school
nurse look i'm not crazy and
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and good luck with your big interview
for limp
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told you i've already lived this day and
i know you get in i do yep and now here
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comes jasper again pretending he didn't
see us guys here hey
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jasper oh hey i didn't see you guys here
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yeah you did because you want to show us
your perfect scale model of the
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nakatomi tower that you made entirely
out of toothpicks that you built
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and it took three months
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Okay. Do you have hidden cameras in my
room?
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No. Gross.
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Give it back.
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No way.
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It's my property.
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Give it. No.
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Here we go again.
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Avocados are full of fat.
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The good fat.
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There is no good fat.
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Oliver, that's Cindy's avocado. Give it
back to her.
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Fine. Take it, jerk.
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Pull the toothpicks out of my face.
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Hey, Schwoz.
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Hiding behind the thing there?
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How did you know I was here?
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Hey, what's that? A new weapon? Want me
to test it out? Yeah, yeah, please.
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Wait, wait, wait. What are you... No!
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What the bot, Henry?
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Hey, that's my laugh!
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How did you know that weapon fires
backwards?
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Did you go back in time?
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And now you're reliving this day?
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Maybe. Oh, you and Ray fought the time
joker.
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We did.
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So how was it? What happened? How did
you go back in time?
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Hey, Char, congrats on getting into
limp.
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It's not called limp, and I didn't get
in.
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Thanks for getting my hopes up.
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What do you mean? I already lived this
day. I know you get in.
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No, I didn't.
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Look at my application.
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That's a clear no.
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I'll be back after I cry in the bathroom
for an hour.
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Or five.
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I don't get it.
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I know she got into that program, so how
come she just said... Wait, Henry.
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When you go back in time and you change
what you do, you can change the course
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of history.
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Is that bad?
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Yeah, it's bad.
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Come on, it's happened in every time
travel movie ever made.
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Oh, man.
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So it's my fault that Jasper's model got
wrecked. And it's my fault that
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Charlotte didn't get into that program.
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Yeah, then you change one thing you do.
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It can affect what happens to everyone
else around you.
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It's the danger of time travel.
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Man, how do you know all this? I read
this book.
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Oh, no.
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So now I have to go back in time and
relive this same day again.
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Yeah, yeah, you must.
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But the first time was horrible.
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Everything must happen the exact same
way you did the first time.
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He's right on top of the Swellview clock
tower.
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How do you know that?
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Because I do.
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I think you do.
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Henry, where are you going?
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To the clock tower.
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To set things straight.
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Set things straight?
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Did he set things crooked?
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A little bit.
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Meet me on the roof.
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Set my time machine to 65 million years
ago.
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Eat my trash, dinosaurs!
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Well,
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hello, time jerker.
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Why don't you pick a place for us to
have dinner?
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Okay.
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I want Chinese food.
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Cool.
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But first, I gotta go back in time right
now so I can answer your call in about
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20 seconds.
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00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:45,170
Thanks so much for that.
260
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:46,650
Sure thing, kid.
261
00:24:47,450 --> 00:24:49,550
Now it's time for me to have the worst
day ever.
262
00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:51,670
Again. Huh?
263
00:24:52,250 --> 00:24:53,250
What do you mean?
264
00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:58,570
This is for you, Charlotte.
265
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,520
Why is there a cake here?
266
00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,600
Not bad.
267
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,160
it back to him.
268
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,160
Fine. Take it, jerk.
269
00:26:35,180 --> 00:26:39,520
It's not called limp. No, I found out.
They do call it limp! No way!
270
00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:43,680
Eat my trash, dinosaurs!
271
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:49,120
Well,
272
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,540
hello, time jerker.
273
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,780
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
274
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:03,800
I had a feeling you'd find... Now let's
go get some Chinese
275
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,800
food.
276
00:27:06,410 --> 00:27:07,930
That's exactly what I was thinking!
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