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Xiaolin Showdown.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

Mmm...Mmm...Mmm..

Mmm...

Mmm...Mmm...Mmm...

News flash, kids.

Today's forecast is clear skies

and a 70% chance that a Shen Gong Wu will be revealed.

Not during chow time, little dragon buddy.

Dojo is correct.

The new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself

somewhere in Japan.

Behold the...

This most mysterious Shen Gong Wu has the power

to render anyone into a zombie-like state.

Dude, I would love to have my own army of zombies!

Rrrrawwwr!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Kimiko: Tokyo, my home town!

Look! Over there!

It's the tohomiko electronic skyscraper.

Tohomiko...

That sounds most familiar to my ears.

Hello? That's my last name!

Oh. I never thought of you with a last name.

And that's my papa's building.

Your daddy is toshiro tohomiko,

the video game tycoon?!

Yeah.

I can't wait to introduce you all to him.

He's super cool.

And super rich!

Did I ever tell you that you are my favorite monk?

I thought I was your favorite.

There's Jack and Wuya.

I thought I smelled something fishy.

Oh, yes! Look at that samurai statue.

It's holding a Zing Zom-Bone.

Thanks for the 411 on the Wu, round one.

Now meet my crew.

Koibots, attack!

Unh...Hyah!

Tornado strike! Water!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Ha! Hyah! Huh! Hyah! Ha!

Seismic kick. Hyah!

Lights out, stink box!

Judallet flip! Fire!

My koibots have been...Filleted!

Raimundo: The Zing Zom-Bone! Hurry!

Wha? Huh? What?

Most curious.

It was here a minute ago.

Nice going, evil boy genius.

You and your lame fishbots

cost us yet another Shen Gong Wu!

You'll never understand us artists.

We need to suffer for our art.

Recorded voice. Welcome to tohomiko electronics.

The scanning process will begin.

Aah! Unh!

Hey!

Hyah! Mhyah! Huh! Unh!

Hyah! Hyah!

Until we meet in battle again.

Papa?

Kimiko!

Konnichiwa.

Welcome home.

These must be the famous Xiaolin warriors.

Kimiko has told me all about you.

It is a great honor

to finally meet in person.

Hello? Dragon here!

You must be Dojo San.

You are much smaller than I expected.

I could say the same.

What a most funny dragon you are.

Most exciting gadget you have. Mr. tohomiko.

Thank you.

We are the biggest toy and video game makers

in all of Asia.

Papa's always been a kid at heart.

When I was little,

he got me every electronic toy out there.

I had to beg him to buy me clothes.

You didn't wear any clothes?

This cowpoke sure would love

to get a look-see at your factory, sir.

You mean a tour.

Fine. Now, where is this cowpoke you speak of?

This is our latest product--

the u-bot.

It is a small, personalized robot

that takes on the personality

and physical form of its owner.

Cool! Cool! How 'bout that!

It also has a built-in video camera

that records everything.

That's great.

But can it dance?

Whoo, whoo, whoo.

I'm not sure.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

You got me again, funny dragon.

Greetings. I am Omi,

the greatest Xiaolin warrior ever!

Omi is the greatest Xiaolin warrior ever.

Ooh, I am most impressed

with your superior robot intellect.

And I of yours.

It is so nice to finally have a conversation

with someone so intelligent.

I could not agree with you more!

Oh, Mr. tohomiko, please,

is it possible to keep

my very intelligent new friend?

Of course you can keep him, Omi San.

Yeah! In fact...

I have u-bots for all of you.

Hello, handsome.

You must be Dojo.

Well, I'm not one to brag,

but yes, I am.

I do all the flying around here.

I know, I hear amongst dragons

you are top gun.

Papa, what's in the boxes?

It is our greatest venture yet.

We're so backed up on orders

I even had to bring in a new business partner.

That face looks kinda familiar.

Now, which of you hungry warriors

wants a delicious soba snack?

Ahh, snack! I do!

The most beautiful word in any language.

Omi: Huh? Aah!

Omibot, where are you going?!

Oh.

Aha!

Don't you ever run off like that again!

Oh, I cannot stay mad at you.

That was a close call.

Pandabubba!

Well, Mr. Pandabubba,

here's the Zing Zom-Bone that you wanted.

Now, where are my new state-of-the-art robots

that you promised me?

Just like we agreed upon, Spicer.

Ah! Ah!

They're...

They're beautiful!

Jack! Hmm?

Did you just trade Shen Gong Wu

for worthless robots?!

Again?!

Nag, nag, nag!

Why couldn't I get a ghost without an opinion?!

So, Spicer,

from one evil supergenius to another,

how did you get that Wu?

Funny you should ask, p.B.

Spicer: It was quite simple.

I disguised one of my robots

as a ninja,

and while everyone was fighting,

he snagged the Wu

and quietly disappeared unnoticed.

Even clown face here didn't suspect a thing.

Nice work.

When we first met, i took you for

an incompetent boob.

Well, I do my best.

So now that you've got the zom-bone,

what's next? Something evil, I hope.

Of course.

You see, zombie workers are very good

at following orders.

Zing Zom-Bone!

Aah! Eeee...

Uhh... unh!

You, steal me some circuit boards

for my video games.

You, work twice as fast!

You, give me your watch!

And you, get me a tall half-caf moccachino,

light on the foam!

Rrrrr... with a work force of slave labor,

I will soon control the entire electronic market!

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Ha ha ha ha.

Omi: Kimiko, I am only telling you

what my own 2 eyes told me!

Kimiko: I don't believe it.

My papa's a good guy!

Ok, maybe a little goofy,

but he would never deal

with an evildoer like Pandabubba.

Kimikobot: That's so not like papa.

Perhaps, then, it was just someone

who looked exactly like your papa I saw.

Oh, I am so relieved!

We'll sneak inside and find out what's going on.

Look! People are looting stores!

Raimundo: And they're all heading for the same place.

Tohomiko electronics!

Rrrrr...

Unh!

I have a plan.

These workers appear most focused

on their work!

And their eyes--

they have that same "nobody is home" look

as Raimundo does when he does his chores.

Raimundo: Yeah, well...You're short!

And you have a big head!

Omi: Hey!

Pandabubba, stop this!

These workers are my loyal employees.

No. They're now my loyal employees!

You, zombie,

get on all 4s!

Roll over.

Play dead.

Ah, if only I could get Jack to do that.

You lied to me about who you were.

If I had known you were the infamous Pandabubba,

I never would have let you into my company!

Your company?!

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Nice laugh, p.B.

Zing Zom-Bone!

Oh...

Now, where's my coffee drink?

Uhh...

Kimiko: We have to find my father.

Something very strange is happening here.

Papa...

What's going on?

What are you doing working with Pandabubba?!

You must all leave at once.

You are no longer welcome here.

I've never seen you act like this.

Are you ok?

I must get back to work.

Papa! Go!

I'm not leaving without an explanation!

I want you all out of here now!

Go!

Kimiko, there is much evil at work

in your papa's company,

but I believe it is not your papa who is evil.

Omibot, where have you been?!

I've got something that will knock your shoes off.

I think you mean knock your socks off.

That, too.

Mr. tohomiko: You lied to me about who you were.

If I had known you were the infamous Pandabubba,

I never would have let you into my company!

Pandabubba: Your company?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Zing Zom-Bone!

He turned your old man and all of the workers

into zombies.

Come on, guys,

I think it's time to go kick

some Pandabubba butt!

Zombies are the coolest!

You think I could borrow that Wu sometime?

Of course.

Not!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh.

That Wu should've been mine.

Chill, Wuya.

With my new highly advanced robots,

I can capture all of the Wu out there.

Mmm...

I love that new-robot smell.

Mr. tohomiko,

at last you have proven yourself...

Useless!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ahem! Ahem!

Kimiko: Pandabubba...

You've messed with the wrong monks.

Zombies, attack!

Dragon formation!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Hyah!

Unh! Hyah! Ah!

Seismic kick!

Careful, partners.

The zombies are just innocent people...

Who happen to be zombies.

No Wu for you!

Jackbots, attack!

Aah!

Let's hope they fight better

than your lousy fishbots!

You're sucking all the fun out of this.

Hyah! Unh!

Those are my old koibots...

Just reskinned with new teeth.

I've been ripped off!

Double-crossed again by Pandabubba!

Unh!

Rrrr... rrrrr...

Shroud of Shadows!

Where'd he go?

I've got a pretty good idea.

Unh! Unh! Hyah!

Pandabubba, I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown!

All right.

But we'll have to hurry.

Your father's giving me a foot massage

in an hour.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

My Silk Spitter against your Shroud of Shadows.

The game is goo zombies!

High score wins.

Let's go let's go

a Xiaolin Showdown! A Xiaolin Showdown!

Goo zombies 4?

I never finished 3!

Ha...Kid stuff!

Let's go.

Gong yi tan pai! Gong yi tan pai

somebody press start already!

Rrrr... rrrr...

You should have kept your cap.

Shroud of Shadows!

How is she doing?

Pretty good so far.

But that bubba is turnin' out points

faster than a henhouse turnin' out eggs.

Silk Spitter!

Uhh! Uhh!

Ach!

Here we go-- level 2.

Gonna cheat as usual, Pandabubba?

Don't have to.

Should have kept your cap!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Silk Spitter!

Rrrr... rrrr...

Uhh!

Unh!

Uhh!

Unh!

It's time to kick some goo butt!

Uhh...Unh!

Now, now, Kimiko,

you know the bad guy should always have

an unfair advantage.

Shroud of Shadows!

Huh?

Talk to me. How's she doing?

Omibot: Don't ask.

Unh!

Uhh!

Hyah!

Raimundo: This is it. Last level.

Unh! Aah! Uhh! Unh!

Whoo-ee! Yeah!

You won't be needing this.

You'll never beat the creature now.

Your health bar is too low,

and I'm glad.

Glad, I say!

Do you hear me?!

Glad!

Shroud of Shadows!

Silk Spitter!

Unh!

They're power-ups! Take 'em!

Judallet flip! Fire!

Time for the end game.

Silk Spitter!

Well done!

Zing Zom-Bone!

Kimiko...

What's going on?

Why am I wearing an apron?

It's a long story, papa.

Welcome back.

Spicer: Aah!

Not so fast.

Zing Zom-Bone!

Aah!

Arrrrr...

Arrr...

Zombie, huh?

It can only be an improvement.

My darling Kimiko,

you have made this papa most proud.

Kimiko: I'm just glad things are back to normal.

And I hop you'll pick your business partners

more wisely.

Thank you so much, brave warriors.

I owe you my eternal gratitude.

And to show my appreciation,

I am giving each of the bots

a free upgrade.

But my omibot doesn't need an upgrade.

He's already perfect.

No, you are the perfect one.

Perhaps we are both right.