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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Whoo! Dude, can you believe

the man broke down and gave us a day off?

No. It is so very much unlike Master Fung,

especially when we have so much to learn.

Easy there, pardner.

You gotta learn to chill.

Uh, kick back.

I'll get the Barbie going!

Eye of Dashi!

Fist of Tebigong!

Orb of Tornami!

Surf's up, Omi! Ha ha ha ha!

Cannonball!

Aah! Yee-haw!

Who wants to catch a few waves?

Sword of the Storm!

Aah! Aah!

Hey, dudes, look!

I'm hanging ten!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Hey, gang, got a live one incoming.

It's the Shen Gong Wu called the Lunar Locket.

Whoever possesses it

can control the phases of the moon.

There's no time to lose.

Say, is that a double garlic bratwurst

I smell grilling?

No reason to go after a Shen Gong Wu

on an empty stomach.

There is too much at stake, Dojo.

I'm afraid this cannot wait.

Tell that to my stomach.

He so hates to be teased.

Why are you stopping?

Get the Lunar Locket!

First a test of my greatest evil creation ever.

Dude-bot!

Bring me that Shen Gong Wu.

Anything you say, buddy.

I like you. And you know why?

Because I just do.

Isn't life great?

What's so special about pretty boy?

He's not a boy.

I used the heart of jong to turn him human,

into a fearless, evil Wu-hunter, like me.

Another useless human I don't need.

Kimiko: There it is. The Lunar Locket.

That bot's gonna get there first!

Not if I can help it.

Seismic kick!

Earth!

Uhh!

Just because we're mortal enemies,

does it mean we can't be friends?

Aah--aah--

aaaahhh!

Typhoon boom! Wind!

What do you say afterwards

we throw around the old pigskin?

Sorry, I don't play ball with machines.

Something I said?

Aaahhh!

Judallet flip!

Fire!

Can't stand the heat?

Then get off the mountain, tin man.

Aah!

Perhaps we could add each other to our buddy lists.

Tornado strike! Ice!

Why do we have to fight all the time?

Life is too short.

Ay-yah-huh-huh!

Yah-huh-huh!

Aah!

We could have been like brothers.

Get that Shen Gong Wu before we lose it.

Nobody wants to be my friend.

I never had a real friend.

Uhh!

Let's go, dude-bot.

We got what we came for.

I don't like feeling human.

No! No!

Go down there

and get me the Heart of Jong.

But it's dark.

And it's...Dark.

We must find another way inside.

Ha ha ha ha!

I'm alive!

Jack: Ha ha ha!

I'm the ruler of the moon!

Watch! Look at it dance.

Whoo-hoo!

This is so cool!

Stop playing with the moon, Jack.

It isn't a toy.

Jack-bots, stop the intruder!

Whoa! Who's the ice guy?

He's wrecking my lair.

Ha ha ha ha!

Yes, quite aggressive.

My kind of monster.

Omi: Sometimes we must lose to win.

Aw, don't go all master fung on us, Omi.

Last thing we need right now

is another lesson.

It appears to me that you do.

You must leave the land of despair

and follow the road that will lead you

to the lost Shen Gong Wu.

At least that one was kind of short.

Master Fung is right.

We must strike when Spicer is most vulnerable.

That would be anytime.

Something weird happened here.

Easy there, monkey boy.

What's goin' on here?

Hi, guys.

Man, am I ever glad to see you.

Did we just walk into some kind of parallel universe?

I don't want to fight you guys.

I just used the Monkey Staff

to escape the evil snowman.

Snowman?

Oh, I like snowmen!

Does he have a carrot for a nose?

No. But he does have the Heart of Jong.

He destroyed all my robots,

and then he left with Wuya.

We must track down this most evil of snowmen.

Please, take me with you.

I'm all alone.

I have no robots.

I'm weak and... helpless.

We are Xiaolin warriors.

We must protect the weak,

even if it is Jack Spicer.

That means yes, doesn't it?

Yippee!

I am feeling most uncomfortable.

Please be only touching me if you're kicking or chopping.

Wait here till we figure out where you're gonna bunk.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Give raksha Shen Gong Wu!

Uh--uh--uh...

We got some serious ice to crush.

Kimiko: Don't let him get near the vault.

Please! Not the face or hair!

All: Uhh!

Uhh!

Typhoon boom! Wind!

Judallet flip! Fire!

Well, I'll be hogtied.

Leopard attack!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

You have been, as they say, disarmed. Ha ha!

Raksha, get the Shen Gong Wu.

Prepare yourself for defeat.

You shall not...

All: Uhh!

Enter.

Sword of the Storm!

Star Hanabi!

Fire! Huh?

Aah!

Snowman! No!

Fist of Tebigong.

Uhh!

So many Shen Gong Wu. So little time.

Is it luck or sheer brilliance?

Give raksha Shen Gong Wu!

Oh, this? No. It--it's not Shen Gong Wu.

It's--it's, uh...

My laundry?

Help me!

You made your bed, Spicer.

Now you have to eat it.

I was only luring this walking ice sculpture into a trap.

In our vault?

You can thank me later.

How do we stop that guy

when he changes from ice to Water so fast?

It is most impressive.

I, too, wish to learn how to shape-shift.

Omi: Guess not today.

Prepare to battle!

Tunnel armadillo!

Jack Spicer!

He has our Shen Gong Wu!

Wait!

Ha! Jack Spicer, boy genius, fools them all!

Aah!

Uhh!

Hello.

Give raksha Shen Gong Wu.

Tell you what. How about we join forces, huh?

I have the Wu. You have the whole shape-shifting thing.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

We don't need you anymore, Jack.

Aah!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Lunar Locket.

No!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

All that upper-body strength and a killer evil laugh.

Look. My Shen Gong Wu blisters

have frozen into little hard peas.

Look. Look at me. Look.

Sorry, but that is too much information.

Raimundo: Jack Spicer.

Maybe we can warm up by having a good old-fashioned butt-kicking contest.

Hey, guys, I know what you're thinking.

You couldn't possibly,

or you'd be screaming that little girlie scream of yours.

I've been bad!

Now that's over.

Please let me stay with you!

Oh, so you can rip off more of our Wu?

No. I wanna help you get back your Wu...And my Wu.

That evil snowball cleaned me out.

Raimundo: How do we stop a guy we can't find?

Sometimes the way to find your enemy

is to let him find you first.

I get it.

Maybe we should warm things up a little.

Orb of Tornami!

Star Hanabi! Fire!

Sword of the Storm!

Wind!

Aah!

Aah!

Young monks, we must prepare for evil forces

that have grown so very close.

Thanks.

We're not talking about you.

There is evil far, far greater.

Not true!

Ah. Beautiful cold.

Yeah, yeah. We all like it cold,

but we should be out gathering Shen Gong Wu

so we can rule the world!

Ice. Snow. Darkness.

Raksha already rule the world.

Of course you do, but--

who dares bring heat into raksha's world?

Wuya: We should explore...

And grab some Shen Gong Wu while we're at it.

Care for a little Fire, snowman?

Star Hanabi! Fire!

Huh?

Aah!

Seismic kick!

Earth!

Sword of the Storm!

Whoa! Uhh!

Well, looks like the iceman's been iced.

Both: Whoa!

Haah!

Orb of Tornami!

You are supposed to melt smaller, not bigger.

Yaah! Forget about them!

Get the Wu.

Aah!

Aah!

Shroud of Shadows!

Please don't hit me! I'm neutral.

Omi: Honorable snowman,

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

My Orb of Tornami for your Lunar Locket.

Snowman accept.

And I call for a Shen yi bu dare.

My Golden Tiger Claws for your Heart of Jong.

Aah!

Ok. Snowman accepts.

The game is ice hockey.

First puck in wins.

Both: Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!

Huh.

Both: Gong yi tan pai!

Whoa!

Uhh!

Puuhhh! Uhh!

Aaahhh!

Uhh.

Ha ha ha ha!

Huh?

Uhh!

Urggghhh!

Orb of Tornami!

You fool. You can't win.

Your element is raksha's element.

Lunar Locket!

Tsunami strike! Water!

Aah!

Way to go! You iced the big guy!

Lunar Locket!

All: Ahh.

As long as we have so much snow,

anyone up to making a snowman?

Young monks, now that evil has grown very strong,

we must prepare as we have never done before.

I have brought each of you armor for your further protection.

I can see myself already.

I am most impressed.

Awesome colors.

Killer style. Nice duds.

From here on, you will wear the special suits

when fighting a Xiaolin Showdown.

I've got to get me an evil suit of armor.

They say it's the clothes that make the evildoer.

Well, what do you say, Jack?

Ha ha! Partners?

Don't I at least deserve an insincere apology?

Never! You need me as much as I need you!

I need you like I need more snow down my pants.

Apology accepted.