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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Dojo, would you hurry it up?

Ok. Ok.

It's there!

No! There!

No, no, no, wait. Over there!

Dojo, are you sure

it's a Shen Gong Wu you're sensing

and not that very large spider?

Heh heh heh.

Like I'm gonna fall for that one.

Aah! Spider!

That's not a spider.

What a Dojo.

That's it-- the lasso boa-boa.

When activated, it transforms

into a bone-crushing constrictor.

And now it's mine!

Uh...Ours.

Not so fast!

First you'll have to get by me--

Jack Spicer--

and my army of Wuya-bots.

How ugly.

Dawg ugly.

Yeah, gross.

Eww.

Wuya-bots...

Attack!

My Wuya-bots!

Don't just stand there.

Get in there and fight!

I would if it weren't for this...

Cough.

Arr, arr, arr!

Dragon X Kumei Formation!

Jack! You are an embarrassment

to evil everywhere!

Unh! Huh?

I believe this belongs to you.

Allow me to introduce myself. I am--

you are the world-famous master Monk Guan!

Where? Where?

Nice of you to join us, Dojo,

now that the battle is over.

Master Monk Guan, I walk on the ground you worship.

I mean, I worship the walk on the ground.

I mean, i--

it's all right.

I know what you mean.

Master Monk Guan

is the most accomplished tai chi master.

He has defeated the greatest warriors

using only his famous Spear of Guan.

And I see much potential in you, Omi.

Oh, yes. I know.

I only wish I had arrived sooner

so I could have joined you.

You know, I'm the one who flew them there.

Yeah. We were lucky to get there at all.

Ha ha ha ha!

What a Dojo.

Dojo, perhaps if you didn't eat so much,

you would fly swifter.

Are you saying that I'm fat?

No, no, nothing like that.

It's just that you're, um...

Big-boned.

You know, I can still fit into the same swimming trunks

I wore 1,500 years ago.

You mean your old toga?

What a Dojo.

I do all the sensing of Shen Gong Wu

and all the flying,

but do I ever get a pat on the back

or a "good job, Dojo"?

No. Never.

I have traveled the world a dozen times,

but I have never seen a creature

as fascinating as you.

You find me fascinating? How?

What other creatures can sense the presence

of a Shen Gong Wu?

Yeah. You're right.

I am fascinating.

And, you know,

there's someone you should meet

that would really appreciate your talents.

Do you get the feeling

that we're not alone?

You know, in all the excitement,

you never told me who your friend was.

It's none other than the famous Chase Young.

Ha ha ha ha!

That's funny. Ha ha ha!

I thought you said it was Chase Young.

Aah! That's right.

Chase Young? As in the master of evil,

the guy who makes your lower lip quiver Chase Young?

Sorry, but I gotta go.

Where's the button on this thing?

Aah!

Oh, oh! Aah!

You've done well, master Monk Guan.

You've delivered the dragon.

What?! What dragon?

Oh? Me. Well, yes, I am. Ha ha.

And as promised,

I return to you the Spear of Guan.

Now leave and never return.

Come, now.

It's time for your dinner.

I sure hope you're talking to me.

Mmm...

Rrr...

Waah!

I trust your meal was satisfactory.

It's about the best meal I've had in 600 years.

I'm pleased that you're enjoying yourself.

Whew.

Aah!

You taught them to do that?

Among other duties.

I hate to admit it,

but for an evil villain,

you have been very hospitable.

Thank you.

I have something very special

in store for you, Dojo.

Hmm?

You do? Hmm. Huh.

Well, I hate to eat and run.

It will be up to you, Dojo.

Your stay here can be a pleasant

or an unpleasant experience.

I choose pleasant. How about pleasant?

Pleasant would be nice.

I thought you might.

Oh, that's it.

We've looked high and low for Dojo.

I have looked high.

No Dojo, I'm afraid.

I just hope the little guy's ok.

It will be difficult for Dojo to resist showing up

the next time a Shen Gong Wu reveals itself.

But how will we know when a Shen Gong Wu has been revealed?

I have an idea!

Ahh, it's coming to me.

The Monsoon Sandals have just revealed themselves.

The monsoon what?

Sandals! Sandals!

Whoever possesses them

will have legs that can stretch for miles.

Ooh. I've always wanted that.

All we have to do is use the GPS receiver.

Then we'll be able to track Jack wherever he goes.

All: Silver Manta Ray!

Uhh!

Hold it right there.

We shall take the Shen Gong Wu,

if you please.

Go ahead and try.

Monsoon Sandals!

Aah!

Time-out!

Nosebleed!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Unh!

Aah...

Chase Young.

Pleased to meet you.

Chase Young?

As in Chase Young,

the greatest super-evil genius of all time Chase Young?

I do have a certain reputation.

Here. I want you to have my Wu.

You fool!

Chase Young is my all-time hero.

He's an evildoer's evildoer.

Omi: Dojo!

Where have you been?

We could have missed out on a lot of Shen Gong Wu with you gone.

Are you sure, with my big bones and all,

it wouldn't have just slowed you down?

Oh, is that why you left?

Hey, we were only funnin' with you, partner.

We didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

Well...You did.

Kimiko: We need you, Dojo.

You are a most valuable dragon.

And most of all,

you're one of us, dude.

Really?

I missed you guys, too.

So, you will return to the temple with us?

I'd like to,

but I can't.

I've been traded...

Like a baseball card!

Well, what no-good hombre would do that?

Master Monk Guan.

This cannot be.

Master Monk Guan is far too honorable

to engage in such behavior.

That's where you'd be wrong,

my naive young Xiaolin admirer.

Dojo belongs to me now.

If you do not surrender Dojo

and the Shen Gong Wu at once,

you will suffer a most humiliating defeat.

What are we gonna do, fight or sit around and sip tea?

It's my special lau mang lone soup.

I always have a cup before victory.

You fight well, for a little one.

The fact that my center of gravity

is low to the ground

only makes me more difficult to defeat in battle.

Whew!

You fight well, too.

I mean, as evil geniuses go.

I've been itchin' to scrap all day.

Hyaaaah! Hyaaaah!

And what do you say we work together?

Split the Wu down the middle.

I have little interest in Shen Gong Wu.

I only came to observe the young monks

I heard so much about.

True strength comes from within.

Oh, that's deep.

You know, Chase-- can I call you Chase?

It's a pleasure to watch you work.

Jack! You pathetic little groupie!

If I had a stomach I'd hurl.

Hee hee, hee hee.

There he is.

It's time we get to the top of this.

The bottom of this.

That, too!

But how is it possible

that you would do such a thing?

You are a great warrior.

I am afraid I am not the great warrior I once was.

Guan: Years ago, i fought Chase Young.

The battle went on for days...

Severely testing our wills to win.

I made the first error...

And lost my Spear of Guan.

Without it, I was nothing.

I had lost my courage.

Then Chase Young offered me a chance to get it back.

If you gave him Dojo.

Master Fung says what makes a warrior strong

is not the weapon but the warrior holding the weapon.

I'm sorry.

I will show you where to find his palace,

but I'm afraid that's all I can do.

What does he want with Dojo?

Chase Young was once on the side of good.

However, he traded his soul

for a potion that keeps him forever young.

Kimiko: One cup of wheat grass,

one tablespoon of salt,

a pinch of dried frog,

and one whole... dragon?

Perhaps you'd like another helping.

Yeah. I'd love another helping,

but you're gonna have to get me a bigger tub.

That could be arranged.

It appears you are ready

for the lau mang lone soup.

You're making me a bowl of soup?

In a manner of speaking, yes.

We are in luck.

Chase Young must have forgotten

to close the door behind him.

Is that luck, or a trap?

Same difference!

We shall use our superior fighting skills

to protect us.

What?!

Aah! Aah!

Guys, over here!

Omi: Dojo!

Are you all right?

I'm sitting in a pot of soup!

What do you think?!

Hee hee hee hee hee!

Wow! You're even more hideous than Wuya.

I love it!

You see before you my true form,

without the benefit of my potion.

I can see why you're so faithful to it.

Star Hanabi Fire!

Ruby of Ramses!

Hey! Put me down!

Lasso boa-boa!

Thorn of thunderbolt!

Aaaah! Aaaah!

Perhaps you will join me in a bowl of Dojo.

I wouldn't celebrate your victory just yet.

Master Monk Guan!

I knew you would come.

How could I resist joining you

in fighting the dark forces of evil?

Chase Young, I challenge you to a showdown.

A plain old regular showdown?

We haven't had one of those in a long time.

No Shen Gong Wu.

We use only our martial arts skills.

The wager will be the freedom of Dojo and the monks.

And should I prevail,

you will forever pledge your loyalty to me,

and join the other fallen warriors

who are enslaved in the beasts that serve me.

You'll turn him into a big cat?

Oh, you are so cutting-edge!

Both: Gong Yi Tampai!

* loser Guan, loser Guan *

* loser Guan

you cannot defeat me.

Even the Spear of Guan won't save you.

What makes a warrior strong

is not the weapon...

But the warrior holding the weapon.

Ha hah!

Ho-ohhhh!

Your theatrics are quite amusing,

as are your skills in combat.

Ohhhh! Unh!

I see you now for what you are

and not for what you pretend to be--

a powerful beast!

Yes! We can still stop them!

No! I accepted their challenge

and lost. Huh?!

They're free to go.

I'm certain that our paths will cross again.

As I, too, am certain.

Just leaving. I'm with them.

Clay: Gotta admit, partner,

you came through for us when the chips were down.

Yeah, you really saved our butts, dude.

Even though you almost got mine cooked in the first place.

Thanks for saving my life!

Is physical contact appropriate?

And thank you, Omi,

for restoring the courage I had lost.

It was never really lost,

just misplaced.

I want you to have this, Omi.

I have a feeling I will not be needing it anymore.

The Spear of Guan!

I could not accept something so valuable.

Huh?

You need not twist my foot.

I will make an exception this once.