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Man: Xiaolin Showdown.
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All: Aah!
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Xiaolin Showdown.
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Today's exercise
requires one to choose
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complimentary Shen Gong
Wu and work in unison
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to fight a common foe.
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I trust you are ready to
demonstrate great focus.
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On the count of 3.
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3!
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Uh...Ruby of ramses!
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Uh--ow--
Sword of the Storm!
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A Thorn of of thunderbolt!
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Wu-shu helmet!
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Uhhhhh-whoaaaaa!
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Whhoa--uhh!
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Whoa!
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Aah! Uhh!
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Oh!
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Your choices were far
from complimentary.
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The dummy remains intact.
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Yes, yes, I remain intact.
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What?
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Apprentices, you are
too easily distracted.
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Raimundo, fidgeting
with your 3pm player.
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Kimiko, doing your hair.
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Clay, playing with
your little cow.
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And Omi, you with
your bumble bee.
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You must not let
your mind wander.
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But my mind was made to wonder.
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How else can I ponder
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the great mysteries
of the universe?
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Like how can bees fly
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when their wings are too
small to lift their bodies?
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I said "wander," not "wonder."
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Ah.
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My rolling shield is complete.
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Now to test it.
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Jackbots!
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Jackbots?
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Megan, I told you not
to touch my stuff.
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Shh! You're interrupting
our tea party.
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Thank you, lady Megan.
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Jack, we need to focus here.
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Yuck! That ugly witch is back.
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Do some tricks, ugly witch.
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Like make yourself a
little less ugly.
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One more word out of
your little cousin,
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and I'll turn her unto a pig.
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I hear you bark, little doggie,
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now let's see you bite.
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Aaaahhhh!
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Yawn. Just as I thought,
you can't do nothing...
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Except look ugly!
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Girls, girls. We
have work to do.
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Evil isn't gonna get
done by itself.
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Ah! Shen Gong Wu has
revealed itself
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on an island off of java.
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The Mind Reader Conch.
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Time to roll.
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Whatever you say, Jack.
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Whoa!
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Oh! Oh! I got that itch.
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We must be near the
Shen Gong Wu...
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Or poison oak.
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Lower. Lower. Lower.
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Sorry, Dojo.
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I haven't much to
earn you scratch.
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After all, I am an apprentice.
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Oh, yeah, baby!
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Magic fingers!
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Come on, crew, where's the wu?
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The wu, as you call it,
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is the Mind Reader Conch.
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By holding it to your
ear and aiming it,
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you can hear the
thoughts of others.
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In Clay's case, I guess
you just hear the ocean.
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Ha ha ha.
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It's...That-a way.
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Take your time.
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The lady dragons love
a guy with a tan.
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Uhh!
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Ow! Ow!
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Relax, fellow apprentices.
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My keen instincts will lead
us to the Mind Reader Conch.
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Raimundo, thinking: Yeah, your
instincts are keen, all right.
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Except when it
comes to haircuts.
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You are all over the
line, my friend!
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Nevertheless, little pal,
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you might wanna put on a hat.
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I think the sun's been
baking your potato too long.
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Omi, thinking: That Raimundo
thinks he's all this.
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It's all that, Omi.
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What's all what?
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It's not all what,
it's all that.
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Of all people, you should
know that it's all that.
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Dagnard! You folks sound like you were
kicked in the head by the family mule.
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Kimiko, thinking: I wonder why
boys are born without brains.
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If I was born without
a brain, little lady,
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how come I'm the one who figured
out this is the Mind Reader Conch?
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Jack, thinking: Ha! Kimiko
has the Mind Reader Conch.
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It'll be easy to
take it from her.
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No upper-body strength.
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We have unwanted company.
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And I'll show you real
upper-body strength.
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Come on, Jack! You promised
you'd let me drive!
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I lied. I'm an evil
boy genius, remember?
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A promise is a promise.
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Aah!
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I need reinforcements.
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Jackbots, attack!
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Uhh!
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Aah!
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Uhh!
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All: Dragon x-kumei formation!
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Ruby of Ramses.
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Thorn of thunderbolts!
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All: Huh? Great teamwork...Not.
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Sword of the Storm!
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Wu-shu helmet!
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Uhh!
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Uhh!
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Perfect.
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Every scale is evenly
greased with tanning oil.
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Now all I gotta do
is avoid the sand.
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Huh?
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Not good.
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Hmmph.
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This has Xiaolin apprentices
written all over it.
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All: Whoa!
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Not bad for a
1,500-year-old dragon.
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Do I hear a thank you for my
brave and Valiant rescue?
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All, uninterested: Good job.
Way to go.
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That's more like it.
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Omi, thinking: Ugh!
Enough out of you.
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Kimiko, thinking: Oh, shut up!
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Raimundo, thinking:
Stupid dragon.
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Clay, thinking: Put a
dadgarn sock in it.
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Hey! I heard that!
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All: Sorry, Dojo.
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Used wisely, the conch can
prove a most valuable tool,
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but until you learn to focus,
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it is best that I lock it
away in the temple vault.
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We are very sorry, Master Fung.
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In the future, we
will do our best
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to rise above our
petty differences.
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I'm with the little feller.
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Me, too.
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I'm with Omi, too.
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Ah, yes. Togetherness.
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Check out my latest
super evil invention.
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The molar 2000.
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It'll let me drill
into the Earth.
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Or into the Xiaolin
temple vault.
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Uh, yeah, that, too.
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Jackbots, to the temple!
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Urgh!
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Jackbots: Cinderella...
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Megan! Stop playing
with my toys--robots!
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Forget about your robots!
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She's got the juju flytrap.
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Just get it back
before she breaks it!
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Just try and take it back.
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Aaahhh! Juju flytrap!
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Aah! Ow! Ow!
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Some evil genius!
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Outsmarted by a little girl.
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Ow! Hey, Megan! Ow!
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I have a new toy--ow!--
I think you're gonna love!
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Ow! Oh! Oh!
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Finally, Jack,
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you've come up with
something useful.
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As long as I am here,
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I will test my ability
to use the conch wisely.
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Ah.
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Mind Reader Conch.
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Raimundo, thinking: I'll just tell
Omi that I went out to meditate.
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He believes
everything he's told.
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People tell me all the time
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that I don't believe
everything I'm told...
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And I believe them!
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Oh, that Raimundo!
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Mind Reader Conch.
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Omi, thinking: I am
still most uncertain
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of Raimundo's trustworthiness.
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Clay, thinking: I can't believe the
way Kimiko threw a hissy fit today.
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She gets angrier than a cat
in a hot tub of Water.
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Angry? Me?
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I am not angry.
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I'm the least angry
person I know!
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This place is colder
than a hound dog's nose
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after sniffin' in the fridge.
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Mind Reader Conch.
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Kimiko, thinking: If I hear one
more lame-o down-home saying...
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Aaahhhh!
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Uhh!
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Hyah!
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Hyah!
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My Dojo senses are tingling.
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I'm feeling a strange rumbling.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Aah!
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We must investigate.
I will lead the way.
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Why? Because you don't think
anyone else can handle it?
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No. It is only you who
I have doubts in.
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Omi, that's about as lowdown
as a snake's bellybutton.
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Snake's don't have bellybuttons!
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Hey! Hey! There's someone
in the temple vault!
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Jack Spicer!
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That was my old name.
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From now on, I go by Jack Spicer,
dark prince of the universe!
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All: Aah!
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We are most lucky
that Master Fung
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does not believe in
corporal punishment.
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Your infighting has
cost us dearly,
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but if you open your minds,
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it can also bring
you enlightenment.
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By pointing out each
other's shortcomings,
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you help each other
to improve and grow,
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both individually and as a team.
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So you're saying we should thank
each other for the insults.
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Thank you for insulting
me, Raimundo.
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I am most appreciative.
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Oh, no. Thank you
for humiliating me.
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Hey, I reckon I owe
you a big thank you
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for making fun of
the way I talk.
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It's a pleasure.
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And thank you for pointing
out my many anger flaws.
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Now go, young warriors,
and fight together
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using what you've learned from
the conch against your enemies.
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Hi. I'm Megan.
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Oh. There's something you
don't see every day.
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A little girl in a hamster ball.
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Are you looking for Jack
Spicer and the ugly old hag?
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My stupid cousin Jack
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thinks he locked me
inside that thing,
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but I found the door.
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Jack's cousin, we are not
only looking for Jack.
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We are also looking for--
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all the cool stuff he's stolen?
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I'll tell you where it is if
I can play with your dragon.
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He's yours.
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What?! Don't I have a
say in whether or--
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all: No!
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Do you know what I am thinking?
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They might not, but I do.
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You were thinking, "this is way
too easy," and you were right.
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Guardbots, attack!
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Dragon x-kumei formation!
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Both: Hyah!
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Mind Reader Conch!
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Whoa! Uhh!
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More tea and
biscuits, lady Dojo?
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Sorry, Princess Megan,
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but I fear my royal subjects
are in need of assistance.
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Please. Allow me to assist
you with your assistance.
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Guardbots, finish them!
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Hey! Never tell my
guardbots what to do!
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Guardbots, finish them!
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Aah!
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Dojo: Hey--hey, slow
it down, would you?
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I'm gonna hurl here.
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Aah!
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You may have defeated
my guardbots--
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as usual.
265
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:38,436
But I still have the conch.
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Mind Reader Conch.
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00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,272
Omi: I wonder
if he's losing it.
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00:15:41,272 --> 00:15:43,575
Kimiko: Just
need to get closer.
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00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,744
Clay: Darn near there.
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00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:48,379
Nice try, but no way.
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Jack Spicer, I challenge
you to a Xiaolin Showdown.
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My silk spinner against
your Mind Reader Conch
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for this bag of Shen Gong Wu.
274
00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:57,823
Fine, and the game is...
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First to cry "uncle" loses.
276
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,828
Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!
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00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:06,131
Both: Gong Yi Tampai!
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00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,499
Huh?
279
00:16:24,082 --> 00:16:25,316
Mind Reader Conch!
280
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:26,852
Omi, thinking: I'll use
this silk spinner,
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00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,286
then go up, flip backwards,
282
00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,288
then sidestep, then chop.
283
00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:33,258
Silk spinner! Hyah!
284
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:35,961
Hyah!
285
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,095
Hyah!
286
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,531
Silk spinner!
287
00:16:39,531 --> 00:16:42,734
I know your every thought.
288
00:16:42,734 --> 00:16:46,304
And I do not need a breath mint.
289
00:16:46,304 --> 00:16:47,706
I have an idea.
290
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:49,374
If our petty insults
can distract warriors
291
00:16:49,374 --> 00:16:51,109
as disciplined as ourselves--
292
00:16:51,109 --> 00:16:56,615
then just imagine what they'll
do to a mama's boy like Jack.
293
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:59,918
Hey! Who you calling
a mama's boy?
294
00:17:04,422 --> 00:17:06,958
Kimiko: Huh. Maybe if he
worked out once in a while,
295
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:10,061
he wouldn't look like
a scrawny old lady.
296
00:17:10,061 --> 00:17:13,231
Jack: I do not look like
a scrawny old lady!
297
00:17:13,231 --> 00:17:15,000
Uhh!
298
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:16,835
Uhhhhh!
299
00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,704
Mind Reader Conch!
300
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:23,108
Clay, thinking: That Jack is slower
than a 3-legged cow in quicksand.
301
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,209
Huh? What?!
302
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:27,112
I'm faster than
any 3-legged cow.
303
00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:30,081
Taste my boot!
304
00:17:30,081 --> 00:17:31,116
Uhh!
305
00:17:31,116 --> 00:17:32,083
Aah!
306
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:36,722
Omi, thinking: For someone who
calls himself an evil genius,
307
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:42,560
Jack Spicer does not play with a deck of
cards that have been properly counted.
308
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:45,163
That's playing with a full deck.
309
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:48,967
Aah! Aah!
310
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,235
Wuya, thinking: His stupidity
311
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,971
is about to cost you
another victory.
312
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:56,074
It is not! Whose
side are you on?!
313
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,309
Aah!
314
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,148
Aah!
315
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,352
Uncle! Uncle!
316
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,988
Kmiko: Way to go! Clay:
Sweet butt kickin'!
317
00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:13,558
No, it was you and your
thoughts that did it.
318
00:18:13,558 --> 00:18:16,561
I humbly thank all of you.
319
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:18,964
You loser!
320
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:21,366
Are you saying that
or thinking that?
321
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:22,333
Aah!
322
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:26,237
Jack: Changing Chopsticks.
323
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,308
Out of my way, rodent.
324
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,246
Thank you, Jack's cousin Megan.
325
00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:36,147
And?
326
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:39,751
And thank you, lady Dojo.
327
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,789
Omi: Thank you again, Megan.
328
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:44,856
Bye-bye!
329
00:18:44,856 --> 00:18:46,491
Come back and play sometime.
330
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:51,529
Jack, I demand that you come out
and play with me this instant!
331
00:18:51,529 --> 00:18:53,699
It's time to play Megan says,
332
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,002
and Megan says, "scream
like a sissy boy."
333
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,204
I don't think I know that game.
334
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,239
Jack! Aah!
335
00:19:01,239 --> 00:19:02,307
Aah!
336
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:06,778
Hyah!
337
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:09,014
Uhh! Hyah!
338
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,017
Orb of tornami...
339
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:13,551
Water!
340
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:14,652
Hyah!
341
00:19:14,652 --> 00:19:16,554
Sword of the Storm...
342
00:19:16,554 --> 00:19:17,956
Wind!
343
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:26,431
Star Hanabi...Fire!
344
00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:34,873
Fist of Tebigong...Earth!
345
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,347
Whoa--whoa--whoa!
346
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:54,592
Kimiko, that is most definitely
347
00:19:54,592 --> 00:19:57,896
not part of practising
your element.
348
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,965
Sword of the Storm!
349
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:12,911
When Master Fung finds out,
350
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,246
we are so going to fry for this.
351
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:19,851
Old proverb, what Master
Fung does not know
352
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:20,986
will not hurt him.
353
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,755
And what does Master
Fung not know?
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