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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna have myself a time
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ I'm headin' on down to South Park ♪
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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
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Alexa, put on 90.1.
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Got it. Now
playing radio station 90.1 FM.
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What the fuck?
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Mom, something's wrong
with my favorite show.
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It's just, like, static.
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Your favorite show?
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Yeah, NPR, National Public Radio,
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where all the liberals
bitch and whine about stuff.
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Something's wrong with it.
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Oh, sweetie, the president canceled NPR.
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What do you mean, the
president canceled NPR?
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That was, like, the funniest shit ever.
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I don't know what to tell you, hon.
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Oh, my God.
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You guys!
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You guys are not gonna believe this.
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The president of the
United States canceled NPR.
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- What's NPR?
- What's NPR?
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The funniest show ever
where all the lesbians
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and Jews complain about stuff?
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The fucking president
had it taken off the air!
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I mean, who the hell does
this president think he is?
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The government can't cancel the show.
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I mean, what show are
they gonna cancel next?
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It was seriously the best show.
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It had, like, gay rappers
from Mexico all sad
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because girls in Pakistan
got stoned to death.
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And guess why they got stoned to death?
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'Cause they were raped!
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It was hilarious. Why
would anyone cancel that?
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I don't know about you,
but I'm worried about
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what this country's coming to.
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It seems like everybody's changing
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and suddenly woke stuff is off limits.
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I mean, it's like now
everyone rips on the Jews,
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and it's totally fine. Huh, Kyle?
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See? What's wrong with Kyle?
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Everybody's given up.
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Attention, students.
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There will be a mandatory
assembly this morning.
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All students report to the gym, mkay?
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Oh, boy, PC Principal.
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He's not given up.
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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Everybody, quiet!
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There's some bull crap
going on in this country,
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and I am not going to let it corrupt
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the environment at this school!
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Oh, here we go.
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Now, I don't know about
you, but I'm sick and tired
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of the way people are treated
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and mocked for being compassionate.
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It is out of control!
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There's only one thing that
can bring some normality
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back to these corrupt times.
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And that is...
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our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
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What?
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This school has traded truth for comfort
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and worships idols of self and sin.
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We were a nation under God,
but now we spit in His face
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and wonder why
everything's falling apart.
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There's only one way back...
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repent, bow to Christ,
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or be swept away with the
rest of the godless lies.
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What the hell, dude?
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In order to turn things around,
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I'm going to be a Power
Christian Principal.
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You can call me PC Principal.
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So now, I'd like you all
to put your hands together
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in welcoming Christ our Lord.
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Hello, my children.
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I am the light and the way.
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Fellas, what the fuck is going on?
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Yea, it is wonderful to be here,
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for where two or three
gather in my name,
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there am I with them.
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That's right!
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That's right. Let's go, Jesus.
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Fuck yeah!
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So how was your day, guys?
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Anything fun happen at school?
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No, not really.
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Uh, Jesus showed up.
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Jesus?
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Yeah.
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What's Jesus doing in your school?
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I don't know.
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I don't think Jesus is
allowed to be in schools.
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Yeah, well, he was there.
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Well, I think I'm gonna have
to talk to somebody about this.
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Hey, uh, how's it going?
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Um, is Jesus supposed
to be allowed in schools?
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Generally, the
idea is that public schools
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have to maintain a separation
of church and state,
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so they can't promote any one religion.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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The government can't
force a religion on my son.
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Public schools can teach about religions
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in a neutral educational way,
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but they can't endorse
any particular one.
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Was it a lesson on all world religions?
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Uh, no. My son said that
Jesus was literally at his school.
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Then you're probably
right to be concerned.
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It's good you're looking
out for your son's education.
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Thanks.
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It's really nice to have someone
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to talk to about all this.
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No worries.
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Let me know if there's
any other way I can help.
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I'm always here.
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You're so awesome. Thanks.
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Good night, honey.
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Have a great sleep,
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and I'm sure you'll do more
amazing things tomorrow.
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Ah.
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- Butters!
- Ahh!
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Butters, get over here.
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What did I tell you,
man? This shit is wack!
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PC Principal?
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If he's changed, then there's no hope!
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I think I know what's happening.
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I think woke is dead.
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Woke is dead?
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It's dead, Butters. It's gone!
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You can just say retarded
now. Nobody cares.
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Everyone hates the Jews.
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Everyone's fine with using gay slurs.
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Oh. Well, that's not good.
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No, it's terrible!
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'Cause now I don't know...
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what I'm supposed to do.
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Eric?
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More protests today
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as the government pushes
harder for Christianity
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in our nation's schools.
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The president stated earlier
today that the spirit of Jesus
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is important to our country,
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and he will sue anyone
who doesn't agree with him.
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What the hell is this president doing?
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He doesn't even act like a Christian.
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Why is he pushing it on our kids?
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I told you this was all gonna be bad,
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but a lot of you here voted for him.
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Yeah, I voted for him,
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but all I've seen him do
is arrest and sue people.
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I voted for him to get
rid of all the woke stuff.
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But now that retarded
faggot is just putting money
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in his own pockets.
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- Yeah!
- That's right!
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Are we just gonna sit here
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and let him break every rule of freedom?
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- No!
- No way!
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Well, come on! Let's go
get that son of a bitch.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Come on! Come on, let's go get him!
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Come on, let's get him!
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- Let's go get him!
- Come on, let's get him!
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Come on out, you piece of shit.
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We're unelecting you.
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Excuse me. Do you mind?
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What the hell do you think
you're doing, Garrison?
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I'm not doing anything.
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Oh, so you haven't
been looting the country
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and ruling by fear
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like some Middle
Eastern tinpot dictator?
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No, I've been sitting here
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watching "White Lotus" with Rick.
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But you got re-elected.
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He hasn't been back
to Washington in years.
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He gave all that up.
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He's been really good.
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But if he's here,
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then who's the retarded faggot
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in the White House?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Mr. President, sir, the
prime minister of Canada
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is here to see you.
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Mr. President, why are you placing
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these new tariffs on Canada?
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What are you, some kind of
dictator from the Middle East?
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A dictator from the Middle East?
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Hey, relax, guy.
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I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.
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The people of Canada will
not be devalued like this.
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Aw, come on.
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You don't want me to
bomb you like I did Iraq.
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I thought you just bombed Iran.
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Iran, Iraq... what the
hell's the difference?
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Relax, guy.
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Hey! Hey!
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What the fuck is this, buddy?
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This is the painting you asked for, sir.
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Why is my dick so small?
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But that's the size it is in the photo.
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Get this guy out of here!
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I'm gonna sue you!
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I'm gonna sue both of you.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Nobody makes fun of me
and gets away with it.
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Hey, Satan!
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I don't want to right now.
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What? Hey, relax.
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Come on, Satan. I've
been working hard all day.
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You haven't been working.
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You've been doing your stupid
memes and just fuckin' around.
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Come here, guy.
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Aw, come on, Satan.
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You know you can't resist this.
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I can't even see
anything, it's so small.
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Hey! I'll fucking sue you!
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God, fuck you!
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Aw, come on, Satan.
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Don't be like that.
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Eric?
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Come on, Eric.
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You... you can't keep
doing this to yourself.
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I used to laugh, Butters.
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I used to have fun.
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But now they've taken that away.
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I'm not special anymore.
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So what's the point in me even existing?
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Eric, what are you saying?
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I'm saying that it's the end, Butters.
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I'm gonna kill myself,
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and you.
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Wait, me?
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It's a suicide pact, Butters.
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It's just best we end it now.
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No, Eric, listen to me.
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Woke isn't dead.
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It's still out there, somewhere,
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just waiting to come back.
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- It's not coming back.
- It's waiting to come back!
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It's like a little tiny light
that's gonna shine again.
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You just gotta give it some time.
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I hope you're right, Butters.
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But if it doesn't come
back by, like, Tuesday,
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I'm killing us both.
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Mr. Marsh, I've called
you into my office
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because I understand
that you have a problem
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with Jesus in our schools.
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I don't have a problem with it.
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I mean, I think it's kind of weird.
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Well, Mr. Mackey says
you were bullying Jesus
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00:11:32,868 --> 00:11:35,998
and wouldn't let him sit at
your table in the cafeteria.
265
00:11:36,339 --> 00:11:37,857
What? I didn't bully him.
266
00:11:37,868 --> 00:11:40,218
Craig told him our table
was full, which it was.
267
00:11:40,229 --> 00:11:42,579
Mr. Marsh, Christ died for
your sins, and he loves us all.
268
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:45,228
There's only one truth,
one cross, and one savior.
269
00:11:45,239 --> 00:11:46,849
And you will find him in your heart.
270
00:11:48,643 --> 00:11:49,773
PC Principal?
271
00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:51,654
Power Christian Principal, yes?
272
00:11:52,017 --> 00:11:53,107
What happened?
273
00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:56,548
What... what happened with what?
274
00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:58,469
Well, you used to be, like, super woke.
275
00:11:58,678 --> 00:12:00,198
And then starting last November,
276
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:01,768
you started acting weird.
277
00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:03,736
And now you're super Christian.
278
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:09,570
I just realized that the
side I was on was hopeless.
279
00:12:09,778 --> 00:12:12,598
And in times of hopelessness,
one finds Christ.
280
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,688
Come to him, all who are heavy laden,
281
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- and he shall give you rest.
- And I shall give you rest.
282
00:12:17,247 --> 00:12:18,557
Dude, what's going on?
283
00:12:18,568 --> 00:12:19,868
Like, none of this seems normal.
284
00:12:19,987 --> 00:12:21,207
That's the kind of attitude
285
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,048
we are not gonna
tolerate at this school!
286
00:12:23,048 --> 00:12:25,048
And, Mr. Marsh, if you
don't accept Christ,
287
00:12:25,207 --> 00:12:27,179
then I'm gonna have to expel you.
288
00:12:27,535 --> 00:12:29,315
K, I'm pretty sure you can't do that.
289
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,008
Like, I think that's illegal.
290
00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:32,968
No, Mr. Marsh, it's not illegal anymore.
291
00:12:33,432 --> 00:12:35,100
This is 2025, K?
292
00:12:35,111 --> 00:12:36,371
And not much is illegal.
293
00:12:39,278 --> 00:12:40,458
I accept Christ into my heart.
294
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,346
And into your school.
295
00:12:42,476 --> 00:12:43,696
And in my school.
296
00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:45,017
And at your table in the cafeteria.
297
00:12:45,028 --> 00:12:47,508
There wasn't any room at my table... ah.
298
00:12:47,638 --> 00:12:49,418
And at my table in the cafeteria.
299
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Yay.
300
00:12:52,818 --> 00:12:54,078
♪ Oh! ♪
301
00:12:54,168 --> 00:12:55,326
♪ Faith in Christ ♪
302
00:12:57,478 --> 00:12:59,038
♪ We're bringing back Christ ♪
303
00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:02,868
♪ There's money in Christ ♪
304
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,878
♪ Bringing back Christ
305
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:11,268
♪ Christ makes the money ♪
306
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,748
♪ Christ makes the money
307
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,058
♪ Christ makes the money ♪
308
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,029
Mr. President, a lot of your supporters
309
00:13:19,307 --> 00:13:20,657
are starting to turn against you.
310
00:13:20,787 --> 00:13:22,707
Hey, tell them to take a rest.
311
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,328
Sir, can you please talk to them?
312
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,068
They're really riled up.
313
00:13:26,295 --> 00:13:27,555
All right, give me that.
314
00:13:27,566 --> 00:13:29,436
Hey, relax, guys.
315
00:13:29,447 --> 00:13:31,927
Yeah, hi, uh, what do
you think you're doing?
316
00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:34,118
Our children are being
told that they have to sit
317
00:13:34,118 --> 00:13:35,638
with Jesus at lunchtime.
318
00:13:35,887 --> 00:13:37,767
Listen, buddy, you just need to relax.
319
00:13:37,778 --> 00:13:39,538
All this protesting makes me look bad.
320
00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:40,671
Just take a rest.
321
00:13:40,682 --> 00:13:42,462
Well, no, we're not
gonna give it a rest.
322
00:13:42,648 --> 00:13:44,088
All the people here in South Park
323
00:13:44,088 --> 00:13:45,998
want some goddamn answers.
324
00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:48,258
All right, then I'm
gonna sue your whole town.
325
00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:50,647
You got that? $5 billion.
326
00:13:50,658 --> 00:13:52,268
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
327
00:13:53,488 --> 00:13:55,138
What'd he say?
328
00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:57,578
He said he's suing us for $5 billion.
329
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,510
Fucking stupid idiots.
330
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,448
Think they can mess with me, huh?
331
00:14:06,031 --> 00:14:07,601
Hey, Satan.
332
00:14:07,796 --> 00:14:09,616
I'm not in the mood right now.
333
00:14:09,768 --> 00:14:12,328
Another random bitch
commented on my Instagram
334
00:14:12,328 --> 00:14:14,028
that you're on the Epstein list.
335
00:14:14,276 --> 00:14:15,446
The Epstein list?
336
00:14:15,457 --> 00:14:16,887
Are we still talking "aboot" that?
337
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,688
Well, are you on the list or not?
338
00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,338
It's weird that whenever it comes up,
339
00:14:20,338 --> 00:14:22,168
you just tell everyone to relax.
340
00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:24,078
I'm not telling everyone to relax.
341
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,897
Relax, guy!
342
00:14:26,027 --> 00:14:28,377
No, I need counseling.
343
00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:30,178
You remind me more and
more of this other guy
344
00:14:30,257 --> 00:14:32,257
I used to date, like, a lot.
345
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,698
Like, you guys are exactly alike.
346
00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:39,467
I love you.
347
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,257
Ugh.
348
00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:42,888
Come on, Satan.
349
00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:47,318
Vroom! Pew!
350
00:14:47,527 --> 00:14:48,617
Oh, no!
351
00:14:48,628 --> 00:14:49,830
Vroom!
352
00:14:49,841 --> 00:14:52,458
Butters, honey, your little
friend Cartman is here.
353
00:14:52,469 --> 00:14:54,649
He said it's Tuesday,
and you guys have plans.
354
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,532
Eric?
355
00:14:57,543 --> 00:14:58,598
Oh, no.
356
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,028
Well, um, can you tell him I'm not home?
357
00:15:01,346 --> 00:15:03,966
Butters, don't be antisocial.
358
00:15:03,977 --> 00:15:05,439
Go play with your friend.
359
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:08,100
He's out in the garage
playing in our car with a hose.
360
00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:10,445
Oh, no!
361
00:15:15,493 --> 00:15:17,453
Oh, God, Eric!
362
00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:19,945
Hey, Butters, come on in.
363
00:15:19,956 --> 00:15:22,113
Eric, no! Get out of there!
364
00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:24,578
That side's locked, Butters.
You gotta get on the other side.
365
00:15:27,628 --> 00:15:28,641
Eric, you don't have to do this!
366
00:15:28,652 --> 00:15:29,888
- Close the door, Butters!
- You can't give up...
367
00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:31,018
You're letting all the fumes out!
368
00:15:31,018 --> 00:15:33,198
- Shut the fucking door!
- Okay, fine!
369
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,097
You can't just give up
like everyone else has.
370
00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,407
Butters, it's over.
371
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:37,548
You really wanna sit around for weeks
372
00:15:37,548 --> 00:15:39,238
waiting for a slow demise?
373
00:15:39,248 --> 00:15:40,768
- Well, no.
- Well, neither do I!
374
00:15:41,059 --> 00:15:42,118
This is taking too long.
375
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:44,803
Here you go, Butters.
376
00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:46,384
Buckle up. We're in for the last ride.
377
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,578
All right, fine.
378
00:15:51,388 --> 00:15:53,230
Suck it in, Butters.
379
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:55,156
We're heading for that big
woke kingdom in the sky.
380
00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:56,597
Okay, then.
381
00:16:03,488 --> 00:16:05,178
This is "60 Minutes."
382
00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,607
Oh, boy.
383
00:16:06,618 --> 00:16:07,798
Oh, shit.
384
00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,931
Uh, oh, God.
385
00:16:11,228 --> 00:16:13,578
The small town of South Park, Colorado
386
00:16:13,686 --> 00:16:15,986
is protesting against the president.
387
00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:18,057
The townspeople claim
that the president...
388
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:19,628
who is a great man...
389
00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:21,068
- A great man.
- Great guy.
390
00:16:21,158 --> 00:16:22,548
We know he's probably watching.
391
00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:25,949
And, uh, we are just reporting
on this town in Colorado
392
00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:27,937
that's being sued by the president
393
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,688
and they are fighting back.
394
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,378
And just to be clear,
we don't agree with them.
395
00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:34,738
No, no, no, no. We think these
protesters are total retards.
396
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,958
But our own Jim Conner has more.
397
00:16:37,088 --> 00:16:39,308
Uh... oh, God.
398
00:16:39,319 --> 00:16:41,759
Uh... uh, Tom, I'm here
with the townspeople
399
00:16:41,907 --> 00:16:43,387
speaking out against the president.
400
00:16:43,517 --> 00:16:45,517
It all started when a father got upset
401
00:16:45,528 --> 00:16:48,138
that Jesus was being
forced on his son at school.
402
00:16:48,138 --> 00:16:51,531
Young Stan Marsh is questioning
the president's policies. I don't know.
403
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,747
You know, I don't know why
he's questioning the president.
404
00:16:53,758 --> 00:16:55,538
He's probably a faggot or something.
405
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:59,069
But the townspeople say they
owe the president nothing.
406
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:01,906
We aren't gonna be told
what to do by anyone.
407
00:17:01,959 --> 00:17:04,089
We all know the woke stuff went too far,
408
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,883
but the answer isn't going
too far the other way.
409
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:09,634
It's not a bad thing to have
a little compassion for people.
410
00:17:09,735 --> 00:17:12,425
It's not a bad thing to care
a little for the environment.
411
00:17:12,579 --> 00:17:13,929
The Stotch family is proud to say
412
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,468
that we own an electric car.
413
00:17:24,941 --> 00:17:27,381
Boy, this sure is taking a long time.
414
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,127
Yeah, the human body
does everything it can
415
00:17:30,138 --> 00:17:32,308
in the final stages to
try and cling to life.
416
00:17:32,437 --> 00:17:34,347
Shouldn't be much longer now.
417
00:17:34,358 --> 00:17:35,578
Things are really heating up
418
00:17:35,787 --> 00:17:37,527
in the small town of South Park.
419
00:17:37,538 --> 00:17:40,318
More and more citizens
are uniting in solidarity
420
00:17:40,329 --> 00:17:43,069
against what they call
the president's oppression.
421
00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:45,938
The townspeople are saying
things are never hopeless,
422
00:17:46,057 --> 00:17:47,887
that they must all stand strong
423
00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,028
for what they believe in.
424
00:17:49,158 --> 00:17:51,418
We're in this for the long haul, guys.
425
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,248
This is about what's right.
426
00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:56,829
And we will fight, even
if we have to do it alone.
427
00:18:00,128 --> 00:18:02,128
Wait, we don't have to do it alone.
428
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,835
Look!
429
00:18:06,698 --> 00:18:08,308
It's Jesus!
430
00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:15,008
Let us break bread.
431
00:18:15,138 --> 00:18:17,488
Break bread with me.
432
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,928
This is my body, given for you.
433
00:18:21,189 --> 00:18:23,839
Do this in remembrance of me.
434
00:18:27,198 --> 00:18:29,548
Now just eat the bread, and listen.
435
00:18:31,498 --> 00:18:34,118
I didn't wanna come back
and be in the school,
436
00:18:34,248 --> 00:18:37,078
but I had to because
it was part of a lawsuit
437
00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:39,118
and the agreement with Paramount.
438
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,078
The president's suing you?
439
00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:43,988
The guy can do whatever he wants now
440
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,868
that someone backed down, okay?
441
00:18:45,998 --> 00:18:47,428
Eat the bread. Eat the bread.
442
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,890
You guys saw what happened to CBS?
443
00:18:51,117 --> 00:18:53,167
Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS?
444
00:18:53,178 --> 00:18:54,658
Paramount!
445
00:18:54,658 --> 00:18:56,658
Do you really wanna end up like Colbert?
446
00:18:56,748 --> 00:18:59,838
You guys gotta stop being stupid.
447
00:19:00,047 --> 00:19:01,957
We can't understand you.
448
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,188
Just shut up,
449
00:19:03,188 --> 00:19:05,668
or we're going to get
canceled, you idiots.
450
00:19:05,757 --> 00:19:07,097
What the hell is he saying?
451
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:10,317
Tom, they're calling it
the Sermon on the Mount.
452
00:19:10,328 --> 00:19:13,173
Hundreds of South Park faithful
are flocking to the area
453
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:16,964
where Jesus Christ continues
to speak his words of wisdom.
454
00:19:17,118 --> 00:19:19,158
If someone
has the power of the presidency
455
00:19:19,288 --> 00:19:21,948
and also has the power
to sue and take bribes,
456
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:25,038
then he can do anything to anyone!
457
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:27,118
It's the fucking president, dude.
458
00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:29,818
All of you, shut the fuck
up, or South Park is over.
459
00:19:29,987 --> 00:19:31,337
It's fucking over.
460
00:19:31,348 --> 00:19:33,388
Just stop and shut the fuck up.
461
00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:37,548
Ye... yes, sir.
462
00:19:37,569 --> 00:19:39,008
Okay.
463
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:40,557
Absolutely.
464
00:19:40,568 --> 00:19:42,048
Yes, thank you, Mr. President.
465
00:19:42,059 --> 00:19:43,929
We'll be happy to pay that, sir.
466
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,228
Yes, sir. I...
467
00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,888
I will relax, and I'll take a rest.
468
00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:49,968
Yes, thank you. Thank you very much.
469
00:19:51,848 --> 00:19:53,278
Okay, we settled.
470
00:19:53,465 --> 00:19:54,815
Oh, we settled.
471
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:56,046
Thank God.
472
00:19:56,057 --> 00:19:59,147
I got the president
down to $3.5 million.
473
00:19:59,158 --> 00:20:01,458
$3.5 million? That's...
that's not so bad.
474
00:20:01,458 --> 00:20:03,338
That's really fair. I think that's fair.
475
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:04,988
We'll just have to cut some funding
476
00:20:05,118 --> 00:20:07,508
for our schools and hospitals and roads,
477
00:20:07,508 --> 00:20:09,298
- and that should be that.
- Yeah.
478
00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:10,518
Okay.
479
00:20:10,598 --> 00:20:12,738
Yeah, well, that's not quite all.
480
00:20:13,184 --> 00:20:15,287
As part of the settlement,
we also had to agree
481
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,348
to doing pro-Trump messaging.
482
00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:20,528
How are we supposed to
do pro-Trump messaging?
483
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,986
Oh, come on, guys.
484
00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:23,037
We're South Park!
485
00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,257
We can do it.
486
00:20:24,268 --> 00:20:25,578
- Yeah. All right.
- He's right.
487
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:27,528
- We just gotta work together.
- Yeah!
488
00:20:27,618 --> 00:20:29,098
- All right!
- Yeah! Yeah!
489
00:20:34,368 --> 00:20:36,668
Who walked through the desert for you?
490
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,277
Who survived the wilderness
491
00:20:41,288 --> 00:20:44,248
and gave the ultimate sacrifice?
492
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:48,067
When things heat up, who will
deliver us from temptation?
493
00:20:50,757 --> 00:20:53,067
Donald J. Trump.
494
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:58,287
No matter how hot it gets,
495
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:01,788
he's not afraid to fight for America.
496
00:21:03,427 --> 00:21:06,737
With conviction,
discipline, and trust in God,
497
00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:09,098
he survived the desert.
498
00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:20,777
I'm Donald J. Trump,
and I endorse this message.
499
00:21:23,479 --> 00:21:24,739
Trump...
500
00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:27,158
his penis is teeny tiny,
501
00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:30,107
but his love for us is large.
502
00:21:32,795 --> 00:21:34,088
_
503
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:36,037
_
504
00:21:44,643 --> 00:21:47,693
Oh, I think I might be going.
505
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:50,130
Yep, sweet death is about to come.
506
00:21:50,657 --> 00:21:52,265
I love you, man.
507
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:10,233
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