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It's warning, Lee. Someone doesn't
want us to find him.
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Do you feel like you're just the
worst person in the world?
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Emotionally crippled.
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And I don't want to cruise
for winkle with you anymore.
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It's nearly my birthday.
Me and you are gonna
do a mum-daughter manicure.
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You never said
who Glenn's real father was.
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We're not gonna tell Glenn.
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Family is all that matters, innit?
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I'm going to open the good wine,
babe, fuck it.
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And you know what? In fact, I'm
going to whack on a bit of Sade.
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She is just in that kind of mood,
baby.
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Get out.
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Have you trumped? Just waft it
with a pillow, it'll be fine.
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Get out.OK. Just get this
down your neck, you swine.
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What?
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Glenn, you're scaring me.
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What? Glenn?
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Glenn!
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How could...?
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How...?
(DOOR CLOSES)
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I'm back.
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Apparently,
I'm emotionally crippled, Glenn.
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Are you having that?
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Am I? Crippled?
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Emotionally?
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Get out.
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What? Has he trumped?
Just open the window.
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Ge... Ge...
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Get... Get out!
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Get out!
Ahhh!
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What the fuck is happening?
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Ugh! Ugh!
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He was fine and now... I don't know.
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# SADE: Your Love Is King
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# The ruler of my heart,
your kisses ring... #
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Oh, shit!
What?
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It's a tick bite.
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What?A fucking tick bite.
He had one when we was kids.
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His fucking throat.
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It's a fucking tick bite!
What? In here?
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Where's your Piriton?
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Ah, Monsieur Campbell.
Fuck off, Roger.
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In the drawer!
Where?
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In the drawer!
Well, I can't fucking find it!
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(GASPS)
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What the fuck is going on?
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Ohh...
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Oh...
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Oh...
Hello?
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The door was open.
Lee, look, I've come to apologise.
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Oh, crikey!
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He can't see that.
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Disconnect it. Disconnect it.
Glen?
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Listen. Get the fuck out.
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Both of you.
No.
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Both of you, pack your bags.
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I want you out
of my fucking house.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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You ready?
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Er...
Not even slapped on a bit of liner?
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It's my birthday meal, Kirst.
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Oh, erm...
Lucky for you, I carry spare Rimmel.
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We can do it in the car.
Mum, I'm not sure that we're erm...
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Something's...
I'm sorry, you're what now?
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It's just because we've had erm...
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Susanna! Ha ha ha! Right!
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Shall we?
Yeah, fine.
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Shoes on, Kirst. There we go.
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Lee can follow behind. He knows
the way. Come on, birthday girl.
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Your carriage awaits. Ha ha!
After you. Ha ha ha.Alright.
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Off we pop.
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Wh...?
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You know what, chaps?
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You can say what you like
about a carvery,
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but you get gammon and pineapple
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with a side of curly fries.
You're not wrong, Susanna.
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Ha ha ha!
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How's yours?
Hm?
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Your food, Kirsty. You've been
staring at it since you arrived.
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It's chilli con carne,
not a fucking Picasso.
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Erm... Er, it's just a bit bland.
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Well, the salt's right there.
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Look at that. Pair of them falling
over themselves to get to you.
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What's that like, Kirst?
Two fellas at your whim.
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I need a drink.Cola, is it?
We'll get you another. Anyone else?
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How comes he's on softs?
It's my birthday.
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He's off the drink, aren't you?
Yeah.
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It's meant to be a flipping
knees-up.We can still have fun.
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Come on. We're celebrating,
everyone. The big 5-5.
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Let's have a toast. To Sue.
To me.
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Come on.
Sue.
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# CLIFF RICHARD: Congratulations
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# Congratulations...
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It's a bit early, innit it?
I'm only halfway through my main.
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Oh. It's breathing tube, is it?
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I say, don't come out if you're
that ill. It's depressing.
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# I want the world to know
I'm happy as can be... #
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What?
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Oh!
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Yoo-hoo!
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Yoo-hoo! Hello!
(KNOCKS ON WINDOW)
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Whoa!
(RAPE ALARM BLARES)
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Oh!
(RAPE ALARM STOPS)
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(KNOCKS ON WINDOW)
Sir! Sir, I'm locked in.
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I'm locked in.
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I am locked in!
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(RATTLES DOORKNOB)
(SPEECH INAUDIBLE)
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(OPERA MUSIC PLAYS)
I am locked...
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What?
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Oh, no, no, no,
the front is locked as well.
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What?
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No, no, no. Yes, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait. Oh, no. Yes!
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No, I am very happy
with my pied de terre.
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All mod cons and a demi-terrace.
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Neighbours are cunts,
but they're jealous
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cos I got the top-floor flat.
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On a clear day you can see
all the way to Chigwell Lido.
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Well, we're happy, if you're happy.
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I am happy.
Not that Her Ladyship would know.
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Hasn't bothered to visit.
Sorry. It's been busy.
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Work.You might be better
holding off at the moment.
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Lift's are out of order. It's seven
flights. I don't know if you'd cope.
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Sue.
What?
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I'm a mother. I'm only taking the
piss, aren't I? Jesus Christ.
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A bit of gentle ribbing, darling.
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Help you lose a few pounds.
I said, enough.Oi!
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It's not yours.
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What?
It's my drink, not yours.
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Ohh!
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Little bit of sibling tension there.
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Bring it on. Dinner and a show.
Shut up, Mum.
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Tell you what, Sue.
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It's a shame Kirsty
hasn't been to visit you yet.
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Why doesn't she come stay
with you for a bit?What?
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Good idea, eh?
A couple of days, maybe.Or longer.
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Tell you what,
why don't you pack a suitcase
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and keep your mum company
while she settles in?
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Lovely!
A bit of girl time, you know?
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Yeah, let's toast to that.
Glen.
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What, Kirsty?
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Oh, here we go.
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# Congratulations
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# And celebrations
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# When I tell everyone
that you're in.... #
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Oh, it's for that one, is it?
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Ten-ton Tina in the Ugg boots?
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Not sure a fudge brownie
is what the doctor ordered,
but who am I to judge?
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Right. Looks like you need
a refresh, Susanna.
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Can't have a toast without a top-up.
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Me and Lee will get a round in.
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Well, we'll just get the waiter-
Nah, come on.Yeah.
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Oh.
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It's getting hot in here, innit?
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Probably shouldn't have worn
my full get-up, but does look good.
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It's, um... Yeah.
What?
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Don't you like it?
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Why are you wearing a tiny hat?
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It's not a tiny hat, Kirst.
It's a fascinator.
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I'm fascinating.
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Wait.
Yeah?
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Is that your- ?
Oh, yeah.
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My mother-of-the-bride outfit.
Yeah, I thought I'd show it off.
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Why ever not, eh?
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How long...?
How fucking long, you and Kirstie- ?
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Don't piss me about.
It was one kiss, I swear, one kiss.
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Who, erm...?
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Who started it? Wh-Who leaned in?
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Well, actually, she-
(LAUGHS)
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I'm even asking. Erm... (CHUCKLES)
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I know it was you.
Of course, it was you
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You're a fucking virus, mate.
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Did everything you could.
You softened her up,
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and then you went in for the kiss,
am I right?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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I knew it.
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Fuck you!
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# HOT BUTTER: Popcorn
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It's an outfit, innit?
It's only right.But...
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But what?
Don't you want to save it?
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Oh, come off it, Kirst.
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Ain't gonna get any use, otherwise.
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Mum.Let's not piss
around the mulberry bush, eh?
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Cos you two ain't getting married.
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And judging by tonight,
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I'll be surprised
if you last a year.
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Ugh!
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Ugh! Agh!
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Why did you do it, eh?
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Just the thrill of it,
taking my bird, is that?
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This is always fucking...
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Everyone loves Lee,
even though he half arses it,
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even though he fucks people up,
but try as I might, I'm fucking...
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Fucking...
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Remember Mum fretting about you,
Lee?
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Big clumps of hair
falling out from the chemo.
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The cancer was...
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But you're why she died, mate.
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You.
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(CHILDREN'S VIDEO GAME TRILLS)
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Hello, kids.
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# CLIFF RICHARD: Congratulations
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Am I wrong?
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No.
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Believe you me.
Because I speak from experience
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that when that rot sets in,
sweetheart...
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..there ain't nothing getting
that shit out.
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I tripped on a bar stool.
At last. I'm parched over here.
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Oh, here we go.
It wouldn't be a birthday
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without her putting on the
waterworks.What have you said?
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Me? Why would you assume it's me?
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Christ's sake, Sue!
Back the fuck off, mate.You what?
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What have you said?I really thought
we were in for a nice evening.
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I thought I might get
a little bit of appreciation,
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a little bit of respect.
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But no. I'm the wicked witch.
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Never mind that
I bunged you two my life savings,
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which you promptly spunked
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on that one's losses.
I told you to rein it in.
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I will not rein it in,
you fucking waste of space!
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Mum!
While we're here, let's have it.
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How old are you, anyway, eh?
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Lounging around your brother's gaff
like fucking Caligula?
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Yeah?
Getting 'em to run around after you?
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Christ, no wonder their
relationship's at death's door.
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Kirsty Marie Wallace,
you will sit the fuck down.
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It's my birthday,
and you don't get to ruin it.
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Shall we pop outside?
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Let's face it, it's not Kirsty's
fault, is it, the state you're in?
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How do you mean?
You tell me, Glenn.
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How long's a girl meant to wait?
Because you can't play snooker
with a length of rope.
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And that's an actual fact.
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# CLIFF RICHARD: Congratulations
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Oh, erm, shall we just come back?
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Oi!
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Which of you two...
upset them, kiddies?
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I work off word of mouth,
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and I've got four sets of parents
back there, fuming.
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Who was it?
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Shall I just...leave it here? Yeah.
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I ain't leaving. One of youse
is reimbursing me.
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Oi! Wee Willie Wanky.
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Are you listening to me?
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(OPERA MUSIC)
Agh!
248
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:35,800
(OPERA MUSIC)
It's no use.
249
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,480
Unless...
250
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,800
I am too...husky.
251
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,520
Well, if I pull and you push.
252
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:47,480
Yeah.
Hang on. I'm coming up.
253
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,400
(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)
254
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:04,080
And he called me a nonce.
255
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,720
What kind of man says that
to a kiddies' clown.
256
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:09,160
I'm a joy bringer.
257
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,040
I bring 'em joy.
258
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,320
Our manager's asking for you to pay
and leave, like, immediately.
259
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,040
Kirst... Kirsty.
260
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:24,440
Kirsty? Where's Kirsty?
261
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,800
Fuck!
262
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,480
No, she's not in there.
263
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,480
The bill.
264
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,400
They'll pay.
265
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,840
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYS)
Well...we tried.
266
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,920
Anyway, I'm sure you've got better
evening plans
267
00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,120
than helping a silly man
through a small window.
268
00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,080
Ah, well, not really, no.
269
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,880
I was just gonna watch
a rerun of Time Team.
270
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,120
Salisbury Cathedral.
271
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,560
The bishop's grave dig? Oh, shit.
272
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,400
I'm sorry.
273
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,160
Spoiler alert.
274
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,240
You're a historian?
275
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,120
Well, yes.
276
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,760
No, I...
277
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,680
I dabble.
278
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:18,640
As do I.
279
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,760
Dabble.
280
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:29,640
I don't suppose you, er,
fancy a drink?
281
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,920
# EARL VAN DYKE
AND THE MOTOWN BRASS: 6 By 6
282
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,680
Fuck!
283
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,080
You need to drive.
284
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,880
What?
Kirsty was going to do it.
285
00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,320
I've had a couple of beers.
You haven't had a drink, have you?
286
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,160
Don't be so stupid.
287
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,400
Hey! The bill?
288
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,320
Someone's gotta pay.
BOTH: She'll pay.
289
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:16,000
(SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC)
290
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,600
Well, that's the last of it.
291
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,120
Well...
292
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,920
Yes.
293
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,560
Er...
294
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,040
I should, er...
295
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,720
No. Absolutely. Yeah, erm...
296
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,600
Thanks for...
297
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,800
Not at all.
Yeah.
298
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:45,440
Bye now.
Yeah.
299
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,200
Before you, erm...
300
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:50,080
What is that rather lovely music?
301
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,800
Oh,
302
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,600
Puccini.
Ah.
303
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,320
I should turn it down.
304
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,200
The neighbours will be sick
of me always singing along.
305
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,080
(CHUCKLES)
306
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,800
You sing?
307
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,480
Opera?
308
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,520
(LAUGHS)
309
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,720
Oh.
310
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,680
You are so gonna pay for this.
311
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,560
OK, but can you pay for this
because everyone else has gone?
312
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,600
You know, when it happened, I-I-I
was a state.Stop talking, Lee.
313
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,080
I love you, though, don't I?
314
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,920
(HORN BLARES)
Keep your fucking eyes on the road!
315
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,400
You're driving like your pissed.
316
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:43,080
Yeah.
Now I've found out, I want you gone.
317
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,320
I don't want you to come back.
Do you hear?
318
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,520
(SINGS SHAKILY): # Vincero
319
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,560
# Vincero
320
00:16:54,600 --> 00:17:02,240
# Vin-cero...
321
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:06,079
(CLOSING CHORDS
OF "NESSUN DORMA" PLAY)
322
00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:07,960
(CLEARS THROAT)
323
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,839
Crikey.
324
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,160
Ah...
Seems I'm er...
325
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,000
here for the night.
Hm.
326
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,359
Better bed down.
327
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,800
Yeah.
328
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,599
Unless...
329
00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,400
Well...
330
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,480
..I can't get out.
331
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,360
But a man...slender as yourself...
332
00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,520
..might slip in.
333
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,000
# CHARLIE MUSSELWHITE:
Christo Redemptor
334
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,120
Stop! That's her.
335
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,400
Glen, I'm really sorry.
336
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:04,120
I just want to make-
We're done, mate.
337
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,280
Kirsty!
338
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,320
Kirsty.
339
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,800
Why have you...?
340
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,040
Turn around, Kirsty.
341
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,600
I'm so sorry. (SOBS)
342
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,680
Look at me, then.
343
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,560
Fuck it. Look at me.
344
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:42,040
I should have told you,
but I was so scared, Glenn.
345
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,080
And now it's just worse.
346
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,800
Yeah, it is. Yeah, it's worse.
347
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,480
I suppose you should, erm...
348
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,800
No, I don't...
349
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,320
I don't... I don't know what we
do from here, but, erm...
350
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,440
..at least we can work it out
without Lee around.
351
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,840
What?
352
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,480
I know...
353
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,920
..Kirsty, how it...
354
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,920
happened.
355
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,840
I've given him his marching orders.
I won't be seeing him again.
356
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,680
What do you mean?
357
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,240
I mean, he told me, Kirsty.
358
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:25,120
He told me that he kissed you,
that he made it happen.
359
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,960
But...
360
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,840
Oh, my God.
361
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,120
What?
(SOBS)
362
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,280
That's then...
363
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,200
That's not... It's not...
364
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,160
Shit!
365
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,920
What is it
with these fucking bricks?
366
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:53,200
# SPARKS: This Town Ain't Big
Enough For The both Of Us
367
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,800
"Stop looking for Don."
368
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,320
But we found the cunt.
369
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,600
Glenn...
370
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,240
What?
371
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,480
It was, er...
372
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,400
It was...
373
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,840
Kirsty!
374
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,880
Kirsty? Kirst, Kirst.
(SHE GASPS)
375
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,280
Oh, fuck.
(REVS ENGINE)
376
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,440
Oh!
(TYRES SCREECH)
377
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,480
Let's fucking have it, son.
378
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,520
(TYRES SCREECH)
379
00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,360
You wanna fuck about with me? Huh?
380
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,760
# Flying, domestic flying
381
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,360
# And when the stewardess is near...
382
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,240
You wanna fuck with me, cunt?!
383
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,440
# Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat
384
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,120
# You are
a khaki-coloured bombardier...
385
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:45,880
Ahh! Oh, fucking hell!
386
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,920
# This town ain't big enough
for both of us... #
387
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,200
Ohh!
388
00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:59,800
Now, then, who the fuck are you?
389
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:06,920
Pam?!
390
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,200
That's right, twat. Pam!
391
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,520
But why the fuck would you do this?
What, are you...?
392
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:19,040
# Johnny Hallyday: Da Dou Ron Ron
393
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,640
Oh.
394
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,120
This is an intervention, love.
Dump the cunt, pronto.
395
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,320
# Da dou ron ron ron, da dou ron ron
396
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,560
# Ne pleurez pas, laissez tomber,
tant pis
397
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:34,280
# Da dou ron ron ron,
da dou ron ron...
398
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,000
Chris, Sue!
399
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,920
Just be a mother
for once in your fucking life!
400
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,320
# Oui, bien sur, j'ai eu tort
401
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:44,080
# Oui, j'aimerai encore
402
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:48,800
# Da dou ron ron ron, da dou ron ron
403
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,560
# Quand l'amour s'en va,
il s'en va pour de bon
404
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,520
# Da dou ron ron ron,
da dou ron ron
405
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,560
# Ne pleurez pas,
on n'y peut rien au fond
406
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:03,000
# Da dou ron ron ron,
da dou ron ron... #
407
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:06,480
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