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This programme contains
very strong language
from the outset and throughout.
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What's the matter with you?
Maybe cos my dad didn't love me!
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Some people ain't built for family.
Me and dad, we're the same.
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KIRSTY: That thing between us
in the car...No one needs to know.
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Mark my words, Ian,
I'm gonna get you a bit of cock.
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BUNNY: We need the cash.
RON: Not from the El-Baz lot.
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We're not getting involved.
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When is the meeting?
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GLEN: It's an address.
(BOTH LAUGH)
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(BIRDS TWITTERING)
I don't understand.
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It says we're here?
Must be round the back.
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Fucking hell.
The old man's guys got leylandii.
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Turn left up there,
and we'll go in the front.No.
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No, no, no, this is better.
Lee? Lee? Where are you going?
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He might have staff, Glen.
We go and buzz the gates,
they won't let us in.
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We need to slip in the back doors.
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What, break in? Again?
No, we can't. We're not-
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Calm down, snippy long stockings.
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Trust me.
Lee!
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(FUNKY MUSIC)
Lee!
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Lee, we'll piss him off.
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Hey! I can't just... I'm meant
to be at work. I can't just...
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He just needs to see us, Glen.
See our actual faces,
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and it'll all fall into place.
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You can bet your bollocks on that.
(MUTTERS) Fuck.
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(GROANS)
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# HOT CHOCOLATE: Heaven's In
The Back Seat Of My Cadillac #
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Well, fuck my old boots.
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(SIGHS)
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He's minted.
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# Heaven's in the back seat
Of my Cadillac
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# Let me take you there
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# Yeah, yeah... #
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BUNNY: He's here, Ron.
THey've just pulled up.
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El-Baz is here.
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RON: Mr El-Baz! Good to see ya.
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We were expecting your father.
(CHUCKLES)
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EL-BAZ: Yeah, he's indisposed.
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Oh.
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We have an understanding,
me and your dad.
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Are you well?
I'm not my dad.Sorry?
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I've got my own way of doing things.
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Oh, right. (CHUCKLES)
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You wanna make your mark-
Ronald. Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah.
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Let's keep it professional.
Who's this?
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Ignore Yohannes.
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He's not here.
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Now, boys...
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you have my pallets.
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A trailer got hitched to our truck.
It was...Did you look?
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(INHALES SHARPLY)
Well...
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At the contents. Did you look?
Well...
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Of course not. Anyway...
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it will be with you
first thing tomorrow.Ron...
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I had freight
due to me six days ago.
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I'm sure you can understand
I feel a bit...
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..encumbered.I'm sure.
But we can only apologise.
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And that would have been
good enough for my dad.
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But me...
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you see, I feel like I'm, um...
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(SMACKS LIPS)
..due compensation.
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Hold your fucking horses.
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Bunny!
No. He's bang out of order.
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Christ on a pipe, if anyone's
en-fucking-cumbered, it's us.
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We held stolen goods. Hello?
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So, you did look.
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Maybe I had a little peek. I...
Fuck, who cares?No. No, look.
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We can bung you a bit of cash.
It'll be fine.
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We'll cover ya.I'm not sure
a cash bung is gonna fix this...
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Ronald.
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We need to keep our hands clean.
I peeped.
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I just fucking peeped.
We'll cover your costs.
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(CONVERSATION CONTINUES
IN BACKGROUND)
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# HOT CHOCOLATE: Disco Queen #
(FUNKY, HIGH-ENERGY MUSIC)
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(MUSIC FADES, CONTINUES)
Aysha, hi, i-i-it's Glen.
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Uh... How you feeling?
You ready to smash those targets?!
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AYSHA: (ON PHONE)
'Honestly, I'm thinking nah.'
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What? Why?
'I've shut the shop.'You've what?
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But... But the audit.
LEE: Come on, Glenda, get a jog on.
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Christ, Dad's done well.
It's like fucking Bridgerton.
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Aysha, no...
MAN: 'Number 25,
double cheeseburger, dirty fries.'
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'Brother. Where's my mayonnaise?'
Huh?
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Look lively, Glen. Come on!
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Lee! Lee! Lee, wait.
(MUSIC RESUMES)
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Let us cover your costs,
and we'll move on!
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Yeah, I think we're past that point.
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
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Question is...
how do we proceed? (DOOR OPENS)
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KIRSTY: I'll just have the usual,
thanks, Pam!
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(DOOR CLOSES)
Do excuse my lateness, everyone.
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(FUNKY MUSIC RESUMES)
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Mr El-Baz, Kirsty Wallace, CFO.
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CF what now?So...
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
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..I understand that you're overdue
on freight we've been holding.
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How would you like to pay?
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(INHALES DEEPLY)
(CHUCKLES)
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Sorry, does she know who I am?
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(CHUCKLES) Respectfully,
if you'd like to address me,
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organ grinder, monkey, et cetera.
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To your question:
I know who your father is.
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And I know that he built his
business by covering his expenses.
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Yeah, I'm not my father.
I know that you're also
a very savvy businessman.
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Which is why we have provided
an exceptional service for you.
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Holding your goods, rendering them
untraceable by third parties.
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You also peeped then?
Well, I'm very thorough.
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Yeah, and I insist
on a full inventory.
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Of course, we have held this
from the authorities until now.
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Are you threatening me?
(LAUGHING)
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Oh, Mr El-Baz, please.
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Yes. I'm absolutely threatening you.
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Yes. (LAUGHS)
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So, cash, card, or payment plan?
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(FUNKY MUSIC RESUMES)
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Oh, shit! It's a party.
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Cunt's having a regatta.Come on.
We'll come back another time.
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What you talking about? This is
what we want. We'll get in easy.
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He can't turn us away
in front of his posh mates, can he?
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Are you alright?
Yes. I'm fucking pumped, ain't I?
Wait, wait, Lee, Lee...
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Listen, you've gotta focus.
You got some questions.
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What you gonna ask him?
Well, like, "How could he?"
How could he what?
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Well, like, leave us, leave Mum,
when she was...
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she was so...
She didn't deserve that.
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Mm. Mm. And we're gonna get you
some answers.Alright, wh...
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well, what...
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what if he rejects us... again?
He won't.
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Anyway, if he does reject you,
he rejects us both.
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Do you understand me?Yeah.Good.
Now, Captain Birdseye's on the door.
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We'll walk up with confidence,
waltz in.
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He says anything, we blag it.
Right.Right?Mm.OK.
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So... chest out, shoulders back.
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Confidence, yeah?
Confidence, yeah.
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Let's have it.
Let's have it.
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(FUNKY MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Who are you?
We're here for the party, mate.
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You're...?
We're with the band.Oh.
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Love your cod fillets.
They're the bollocks.
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God bless ya.
Yeah.Nice one, Glen.
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Slick.
Hm. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Don Campbell, you miserable cunt!
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(VOICE SLOWS)
Come out and see your...
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(MUSIC STOPS)
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
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(SLOW, ECHOED CHATTER)
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(NOSTALGIC LOVE SONGS PLAY
ON SPEAKERS IN ROOM)
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MAN: Can I help?
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Oh. Is this...?
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Oh, we're doing Dreamboats and
Petticoats today for the residents.
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Helps them to remember, y'know?
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Who are you?
WOMAN: It's me, Derek.
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It's Claire.
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So, who are you here to visit?
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Uh... We're, um...
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We're looking for Don.
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Don Campbell.
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Yes, follow me.
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Hello, Derek.
Who are you?
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And then, if you'd like
to engage our services further,
we'll have you on file.
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We'd have to consider that
on a case-by-case basis.
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Our books are... rather full.
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I-I-Is he alright?
EL-BAZ: He's fine.
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He knows what he did. Right...
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come on, Yohannes!
Let's get out of here.
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Can't have you bleeding out
on these fine people's carpet.
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(CHUCKLES)
And you...
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..nice doing business with you...
(SOFTLY) ..Boss Bitch.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Pew, pew!
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Yeah, it's on your folder.
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Oh... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Laters, Ronald.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(SIGHS DEEPLY, GROANS)
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh. Oh!
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Thank Christ!
Well, don't thank him, Ron.
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Thank me.
(LAUGHS) R...
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Only... Only joking.
No, uh... it's... it's all good.
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It's all good. (CHUCKLES)
You're kidding?
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You could have got us all killed.
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What?
He's a powerful man.
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You can't just... dish up threats.
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It was pretty
whacka-fucking-doodle-do,
and that's coming from me.
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Well, I thought... I thought-
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Well, don't fucking think. Just...
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toe the line from now on, love.
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Go back to you filing.
Mm-hm.
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# MILVA: L'immensita #
(CONTEMPLATIVE BALLAD)
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OK.
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Yeah, this, uh... this ain't right.
This is the wrong place, so...
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must be another Don Campbell.
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Date of birth 3rd of April 1951?
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(SIGHS) Yeah.
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(SWEEPING STRING ACCOMPANIMENT)
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# Io son sicura che...
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Actually, Mr El-Baz?
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Um... Can I just check
your payment details because...
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You're not gonna ask me
for a job then?
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You're better than this place,
Kirsty.(SCOFFS)
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(MUSIC FADES OUT)(CHUCKLING)
No, I don't think I am. Am I?
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Ball's in your court... Boss Bitch.
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(MUSIC RESUMES)
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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You should know that he's...
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Well, it's palliative care.
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(SIGHS)
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OK. Well...
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..come on then.
Um...
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(MUSIC FADES OUT)
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I might need, um...
(CLEARS THROAT SOFTLY)
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There's a family room,
if you'd like a moment.
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Uh... I'll...
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..I'll go first.
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(MUSIC FADES IN GRADUALLY)
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# Nell'immensita-a-a-a...
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(MACHINES BLEEPING)
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Hello, Dad...
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..you fucker.
# Nell'immensita #
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(BREATHING SHAKILY)
(MACHINES PUMPING, WHIRRING)
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# TERRY SNYDER: Theme from Picnic #
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(PERCUSSIVE, GENTLY SWINGING,
NOSTALGIC MUSIC)
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You been busy? (MUSIC STOPS)
WOMAN: He can hear ya.
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Sorry. I should've...
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I didn't want to interrupt.
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Sorry, I... I thought his nurse....
Oh, I'm not the nurse, love.
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I'm his wife, Sheryl.
(MUSIC RESUMES MORE ENERGETICALLY)
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It's Lee, isn't it?
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Ooh, it's alright.
You're with family.
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Come here.
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(MUSIC RESUMES WITH SOFT,
SHIMMERING BRASS ACCOMPANIMENT)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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That's Freya and Lily,
the grandkids.
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Always climbing all over him!
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They're gonna love you.
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
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Simon and Matthew,
they're your stepbrothers.
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They were just young kids
when I met your dad,
233
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,080
but he took 'em on like his own.
234
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,640
He's such a loving father.
They're here somewhere.
235
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,800
I can fetch 'em.
Nah, you're alright.
236
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,520
I helped Donald find the church.
(CHUCKLING) Donald.
237
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,800
You got kids?
238
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,040
Nah.
239
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,160
Not really a family man.
240
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:49,240
"Chip off the old block."
That's what me mum used to say.
241
00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,120
(MUSIC RESUMES)
Turns out she was wrong about that.
242
00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,440
(MUSIC STOPS)
243
00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,280
Who are you visiting?
Hm?
244
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,040
Oh, um... my... dad.
Yeah.
245
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:08,280
Us, too.
Oh.Mm.
246
00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,440
Donald talked about you a lot.
He was so proud of ya.
247
00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,360
Funny way of showing it.
He thought about you every day.
248
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,760
Wanted so badly to get in touch.
Well, why didn't he?
249
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,480
We thought he was dead.
250
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:30,160
All these years, not one word,
and then, only one photo of me
251
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,040
and not one of Glen.
Glen?
252
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,280
The other one?
What?
253
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,800
You don't know-Why ain't he
got no photos of his son?
254
00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,720
(CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC)
255
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,560
Our... Our dad left
when we were quite young.
256
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,760
To be honest,
me and him weren't close.
257
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,680
I-I thought I might feel...
258
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,760
..I don't know, angry, you know?
But I-I don't...
259
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,800
I don't feel anything. (CHUCKLES)
260
00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:05,120
We're here for our stepdad.
Oh, right.
261
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,400
But we've always just thought
of him as "Dad," haven't we?
262
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,200
He's a great man. (CHUCKLES)
263
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:14,000
You don't have to be blood
to be family.Mm.
264
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,200
Mm.
Uh-huh.
265
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,440
SHERYL: He never said
who Glen's real father was.
266
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,400
But he couldn't stand
to be around this... reminder.
267
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,480
I don't, um...
Him, Glen.
268
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,160
It tormented your dad
just to see him.
269
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,320
My mum weren't like that.
I'm guessing...
270
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,680
Glen's different to you
and your father.
271
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:38,600
I'm sorry to have to tell you this,
Lee, about your own mother.
272
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,880
What?
That she were unfaithful.
273
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,240
I'm sure she had reasons.
274
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,760
Christ teaches us
to love the sinner, hate the sin.
275
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,400
Well... people fuck up.
276
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,840
We don't curse in here.
This is a place of serenity.
277
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,360
So, you still see this... Glen?
278
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,920
See him? He's got his trotters up
in the family room, my darling.
279
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,360
I presume he doesn't know either.
No, he doesn't.
280
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,040
I think he should.
281
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,840
Christ teaches us
to shine light on darkness.
282
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:11,920
Well, Christ can do
what he fucking likes.
283
00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,560
We're not gonna tell Glen.
It will kill him.Right. Well...
284
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,560
if he's here, he'll have met
his stepbrothers, then.
285
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:21,720
They might well feel inclined
to enlighten him.
286
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,760
No.(SIGHS)
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC RESUMES)
287
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,760
But, please, come over some time!
Join us at church even!
288
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:30,280
You'd like it! Your Dad did!
289
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,520
He were very friendly
with the pastor!
290
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,720
He was pretty chummy with the garlic
bread 'n' all, by the look of him.
291
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,320
Our biological father
died years ago.Oh.
292
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,960
We were with him at the end, too.
293
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,360
Luckily.
294
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,200
It's important.
295
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,880
Getting to say goodbye.
Goodbye.
296
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,920
Yeah.
Mm.
297
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:57,840
(RHYTHMIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES SOFTLY)
298
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,320
(BREATHING ANGRILY)
299
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:09,720
Ooh! The old two-step.
Move!
300
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,680
I'm Nancy, but you can call me
whatever you like.
301
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,640
Fucking hell.
(LAUGHS) Ooh!
302
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,320
Lovely big bum on you there?!
(LAUGHING)
303
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:22,400
Ooh! (CHUCKLING)
304
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,040
(DOOR OPENS)
(LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES)
305
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,760
Where's Glen?
306
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,480
Oh. Glen?
Little bloke? Cagoule?
307
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,520
M&S slacks. That's the one.
Oh, he went to go
308
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:35,920
and say goodbye to his dad.
Oh, fuck!Whoop-de-do!
309
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:39,000
Who's this?This is Nancy, but you
can call her whatever you like.Wait.
310
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,280
Don't we know you?
Yes, I'm the gardener.
311
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,560
N-No, that's not it.
Can't stop. Gotta trim the gardenias.
312
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,320
(LAUGHING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
313
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,440
No, don't go in there.
What? Why?
314
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,400
He's unresponsive. It's not good.
315
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,840
I have to, Lee.It's horrific.
And you can't unsee it.
316
00:16:57,880 --> 00:17:00,000
Lee, you don't need
to protect me from everything.
317
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,160
No, Glen...
318
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,880
..you know? Because, sometimes,
you've just got... Oh...
319
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,760
he's perked right up.
320
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,880
(JAZZY, BLUESY PIANO MUSIC)
Huh.
321
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,920
Such a relief. Go on.
322
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,200
(MUSIC FADES GRADUALLY)
(MACHINES BLEEPING SOFTLY)
323
00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:27,800
(BOTH CHATTERING SOFTLY)
324
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:31,480
Stop. You can't go in.
BOTH: Why not?
325
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,400
Because he's...
326
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,680
..dead.
(SIGHS)
327
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,720
Dad. (SIGHS)
328
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,400
Go and make yourselves a cup of tea,
329
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,080
and I'll come and get you
when I've tarted him up.
330
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,400
But... you're the gardener.
331
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,640
We're short staffed.
332
00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:53,560
Go on.
333
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:58,960
(DOOR OPENS)
334
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,840
He's got another family.
Yeah.
335
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,960
Yes, he has.
336
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,120
Go on talk to him.
Go on. He can hear ya.
337
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,320
Go on.
338
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:14,320
(MUSIC SLOWS, SOFTENS, CONTINUES)
339
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,920
Hi, Dad. What's happen...
(CLEARS THROAT)
340
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,560
(SMACKS LIPS) Good to see you.
341
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,920
(SIGHS) 'Spose I won't be
getting my answers after all.
342
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:30,800
Probably not.
343
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,760
But he loved you, Glen.
344
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,960
Huh? At least you know that.
345
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,800
Had it by his bedside
the whole time.
346
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:41,320
Wow.
(SWINGING BLUESY MUSIC)
347
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,600
I don't even recognise him, Lee.
Mm-mm.
348
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,040
I'll give you a minute.
349
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,960
Shit.
(DOOR CLOSES)
350
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,000
Lee? Were you just in his room?
I've been looking for ya.
351
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,360
God. I've been thinking
I want to get into it.
352
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,840
Right. Well, let us...
Not in there.
353
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,920
Not in front of me dad. I don't want
to over commit, you know?
354
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,880
I understand.
355
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,320
There is a prayer room
down the corridor.Perfect.
356
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,000
(SIGHS DEEPLY) How lovely!
Mm.
357
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,280
So, we, uh... we...
we put our hands together.
358
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,120
Don't we? And, uh...
Huh. Yes.
359
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,200
We don't have to close our eyes,
but it... it does help.
360
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:38,720
I'd like to close eyes.
Oh, good.
361
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,920
So... we can ask God
anything we want.
362
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,960
And...(DOOR CREAKS, CLOSES)
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)
363
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,320
Huh? Lee? Lee!
(BLUESY MUSIC GETS LOUDER)
364
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,920
I don't even know
what to say to you now, Dad.
365
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,960
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
366
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,160
I don't really know you, do I?
367
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,200
I 'spose just...
368
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,640
..I forgive you.
369
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,560
Yeah.
(DOOR OPENS)
370
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,640
You done yet or...?
It's a bit quick.
371
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,480
Yeah, but have you said
what you wanted to say
372
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,840
because we should-
I...
373
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:16,000
I suppose I have. Yeah.
374
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,600
I thought I'd feel sad, Lee,
but I-I don't.
375
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,040
I-I-I don't feel anything.
Am I shit?
376
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,280
No. You've got no reason
to feel bad, Glen.
377
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,720
He left us, remember?
378
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,800
Me and Kirsty, we're your family.
He ain't part o' that.
379
00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,520
So... yeah, let's go.
380
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,280
Ooh, here, benefit the cause.
381
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,320
(ROCK 'N' ROLL SAXOPHONE
AND DRUMS MUSIC)
382
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,600
Let me out!
383
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,960
Him. Is that him?
384
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,120
Does she mean me?
Dementia. She probably thinks
you're Ronnie Corbett.
385
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,760
Ah... (SING-SONGY)
..let's take the scenic route...
386
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,360
(NORMAL) ..because it's nicer,
and there's a lovely lawn.
387
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,440
You off already?Yeah.
Will you be back?
388
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,840
BOTH: Nah.
389
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:06,240
(SIGHS)
390
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,400
IAN: So, Lee...
I brought you here to...
391
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,520
Secrets.
392
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,680
(SIGHS)
He fucking replaced us.
393
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,280
I always wanted to be like him,
but it was me mum.
394
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,440
She's the one
who held it all together.
395
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,440
I never even got
to say goodbye to her.
396
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,880
Yes, that does sound tricky. Now-
What are we doing here anyway?
397
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,360
Ice creams by the fountain. That's
not gonna get you any winkle.Well...
398
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,800
There's a woods round the corner.
There'll be plenty of geezers
in there wanking.
399
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,040
No! Lee, I...
Look, I don't want this.What?
400
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,600
I'm sorry, but I don't think
this is quite-I get it.
401
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,400
You're still not over me.
What?
402
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,680
And that's... it's fair enough,
you know?Now, hang on!
403
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,000
I think you're a lovely geezer...
You're not listening!
404
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,480
I am listening. It's just
that all that I'm hearing-Oh...
405
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,920
shut up! (EXHALES ANGRILY)
406
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,280
This is it.
I thought I was in love with you,
407
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,880
but now, having spent time with you,
I've realised...
408
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:03,840
you're pig-headed and obnoxious
and emotionally crippled.
409
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:09,640
And I don't want to cruise
for winkle with you anymore.
410
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,080
(LIGHT, SHIMMERING WOODWIND MUSIC)
Here.
411
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,160
Rude.
412
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,280
# Oh, senor... #
413
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:25,480
Aw, love!
Yeah. I mean...
414
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,160
obviously, it was...
horrible seeing him all...
415
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,720
B-But... But I feel like my anger
416
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,160
what I had... it's just... gone.
417
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,480
You've got closure! That's great!
Yeah. Yeah, I think...
418
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,000
maybe I have.
Yeah?Yeah.
419
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,960
Aw! Lanzarote!
420
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,840
I didn't even know
the telly did that!
421
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,720
Yeah, just clicked
"connect to the cloud." Hm.
422
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,760
Hey, how was your day? How's work?
423
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,240
Yeah, it was... um... yeah.
424
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,080
What? (LAUGHS)No, well,
it's a bit boring, but, um...
425
00:22:56,120 --> 00:22:58,960
yeah, I think
I might have discovered
426
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,440
an untapped revenue opportunity.
427
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,560
Oh. Well done, love.Thank you.
I knew you could do it.
428
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,920
Yeah.
W-W-W-Which, um...
429
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,840
(CLICKS LIPS)
..which is a relief cos, um...
430
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,960
I think I might need
to find a new job.
431
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,480
Glen?
Yeah, uh...
432
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,760
haven't really mentioned it,
what with everything...
433
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,680
But, um... yeah, I sort of put
work on the back burner,
434
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:21,600
and it turns out
we've got an audit on Friday,
435
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,080
so I think, maybe, we're, yeah...
436
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,880
fucked.
437
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,960
Mm.
Oh.
438
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,200
Yeah. But, you know... it's alright.
439
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,280
Actually, you know what?
I'll find a new job.
440
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,720
Yeah.Won't I? You know? A-A-And
I-I-I've got you, and... and Lee,
441
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:41,320
and actually, you know, family is...
is what matters, don't it?
442
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,520
Aw, d'you know what?
443
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,600
She gonna do it.
Oh...
444
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,760
she gonna do it.She's gonna do it.
She loves to do it.
445
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,480
She loves to do it.
She loves it.
446
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,440
She's gonna crack open a bottle.
Oh, do it. Go on, then.
447
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,280
(LAUGHS)
448
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,680
Because do you know what, Glen?
449
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,440
(LAUGHS) I'm sorry.
450
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,920
No, I'm sorry,
but, sometimes, you do.
451
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,480
You just have to...
452
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,000
..celebrate.
453
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,520
# BLUE MINK: The Banner Man #
454
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:15,720
# Glory, glory, glory...
455
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,320
Fu-u-u-uck!
456
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:21,480
(EXCLAIMS)(SCREAMS)
What the fuck is happening?
457
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:26,360
# Sing that same old story
458
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:31,840
# Ain't it something grand
459
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,400
# To be good as you can
460
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,000
# Like a Banner-Man?
461
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:42,080
# So we reached the square
At the top of the hill
462
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,640
# And the music stopped
And we stood quite still
463
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,520
# And a few were saved
And the people said, "Amen!"
464
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,520
# Then, we all got up and formed... #
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