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I slept over.
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I did.
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We didn't, you know...
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(LAUGHS)
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Jules.
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It is?
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# Mac, Mac, Mackie, Mack, Mack
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# Mac, Mac, Mackie, Mack, Mack
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# Mac, Mac, Mackie, Mack, Mack, Mack
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# Mac, Mac, Mackie, Mack, Mack... #
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Oh, wow.
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Celebrating you.
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Thank you.
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How did you know where I live?
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This is gonna be
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Potluck?
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That's what Kiwis call it
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when you bring a plate
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No. I know what potluck is, Jules.
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You invited other people?
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How many?
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Oh, everyone's coming.
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'Cause you're loved, girly.
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(CHUCKLES) And finally,
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you will get to meet
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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..Aneet.
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Happy birthday.
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Thanks.
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Hey, mum.
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All of your staff...
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Are you just gonna let them?
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm Tui.
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Noam.
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Happy birthday!
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Oh, my god.
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You know, it's a beautiful day.
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I'm-I'm sure people
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Why do you hate
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I don't.
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Why not we all just stay colleagues?
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'Cause everyone
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(LAUGHTER)
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Oh, god. Yep. All right. Fine.
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Fairy bread. Really?
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Yeah. It's a party.
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Kill me now.
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Happy birthday.
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(CROSSTALK)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC)
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What the fuck, Toby? No.
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He thinks Kanye
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Absolutely not.
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No, dude.
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Noam,
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unless you wanna come out
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Oh, no.
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Uh, Tui, you know,
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Yeah? Give the boys some space.
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Yeah. Sure. OK, Toby.
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I'm gonna play you
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and then you're never going back.
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I'm a bit of a Drake guy myself.
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Drake?
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Yeah. He's dope.
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Cheers!
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Yay.
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Dun dun dun dun dun dun. Dun!
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(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
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Because it's a potluck.
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Anyone hungry? Oh, no!
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No. No way.
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Shoo. Shoo.
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You said you're bringing
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Yeah. In about 8 hours.
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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Well, I didn't think
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Oh, I wanna see
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Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob!
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Come here, you little bastard.
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Don't let him near my hens.
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Actually, if you wanna bring him
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we might kiss.
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Oh, you didn't tell me
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you lived next door
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I've got one of your books.
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Hi.
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Barbeque's munted.
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What about a spit roast?
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Well, I'll ask the girls,
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(LAUGHS)
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OK. Goldie, spit roast.
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Goldie can't do that on her own.
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Come on over, big boy.
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Oh.
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No, you don't...
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I'll see you soon.
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Oh, god.
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So, what's all this about us
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Trying to keep us
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OK, so, Goldie's pig
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That means this will now be
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Party games?
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Um, Sardines.
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What's that?
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Um, it's the opposite
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One person hides,
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and when they do, they join them.
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I'm going to be the first sardine.
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Oh, not inside. Don't move!
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20, 19, 18...
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You're into party games?
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I am now.
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13, five, three, two, go.
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OK. Let's start it.
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It's-it's really good.
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Oh, stop.
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Hiya.
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If this game blows,
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I reckon. Nah.
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Let's find her bedroom.
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See if there's anything
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Guys, how long will this take?
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My boyfriend Ethan's coming over.
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Ooh-ooh. It's the Madame's boudoir.
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(LAUGHS)
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Why does she never wear
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It's pretty.
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It's kinda girly, yeah.
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Jackpot.
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Of course, she keeps a diary.
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Yeah. What? Isn't that private?
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What?
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You don't wanna read her
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her private intimate desires?
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Well, suit yourself.
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OK.
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Oh, it got boring.
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Definitely boring.
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Oh. Buckle up, bitches.
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The new girl started today.
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Haven't been called
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(LAUGHS)
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Deziyah's the ringleader,
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I get the sense
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What?
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Guys.
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Guys.
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Man, I am so good at this game.
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I knew we'd have a great time.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh.
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He's a keeper.
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We're not together.
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Say no more.
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Where is everyone?
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They, oh, they're all back inside.
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Still looking for amethyst, I think.
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Noam, where's everybody?
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Don't know.
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They're off playing
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Oh, mum. Why is Lima here?
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Jules invited him.
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(SIGHS) Happy birthday.
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Shouldn't you be lecturing someone?
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Oh, feels like it's time
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Yeah. Right. The boys are inside.
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So...
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I'm not just here to see them.
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Look... (SIGHS)
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We've both made a lot of mistakes.
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Have we both, actually?
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I think maybe we needed to,
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It's OK.
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I've been struggling a bit myself.
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Who says I'm struggling?
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Come on, Noam told me you've been
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OK.
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Listen, um, the thing
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Yeah. Yeah. You're having a party.
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Hello?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Hi.
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Uh, unplanned staff barbecues.
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Right. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, you did.
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What'd you think?
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I was surprised.
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'Cause probably
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I just figured, you know.
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Well, yeah, I didn't realise you
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Yep.
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I got an investor, co-owner...
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Oh, oh.
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Local?
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Uh, she's just, you know,
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Lucky.
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You know what, it's good to see you.
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Oh, there she is.
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Hey.
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But I know the boys would...
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No, I'll get in there then. OK.
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Yep.
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Thank you.
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I think this game is more fun
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Rob's back.
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Oh, finally I get to meet
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Rob's back.
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Oh, I'm sensing anxiety.
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No. I'm-I'm good.
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Is it OK I'm here with Rob?
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Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.
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Just, um, do me a favour.
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I've got you. All right.
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Listen, Jules,
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Which bit?
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I just thought since
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He's not.
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I mean, technically,
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Don't... mention the loan.
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I just think it's nice of him.
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Signing away half your house
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to fund your partner's
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Um...
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Oh.
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Oh.
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But if you signed it,
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And if I'm the co-owner,
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Oh, Christ. We're going to jail.
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No. Jules.
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No-one is going to jail.
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But if he finds out
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and he could kick me
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I'll have to move into the motel,
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So, please say
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OK. Oh, sorry. Nothing.
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Thank you.
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Lima.
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Hey.
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You know what, I was thinking
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a little more to a turf and surf.
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Throw in some crayfish.
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You know, pork's not turf.
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But, you know, swine and line.
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You know, I thought
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you know, down the coast a bit.
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It's my birthday.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Yeah.
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Well, there's nothing like a man
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bringing a home
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What she said.
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Yeah. So, will the pigs.
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So...
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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(SIGHS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh.
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Where's our little sardine then?
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Don't worry, I'm not ever gonna ask
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I know you don't even use them
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So...
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It's not about that.
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Well, is it more
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You know, I mean, Jungian therapists
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So...
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It's just easier using one name.
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Right.
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It's fascinating,
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Rob.
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Hi.
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I've heard so much about you.
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What are we gossiping about?
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Just our family
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Oh, yeah.
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I mean, it's not exactly
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Technically, it's an escort agency.
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Right. Are-are you the co-owner?
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No, that's my wife, Jules.
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Why? What have you heard?
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Well, he just said... OK.
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What?
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Yeah. I'm the co-owner, Jules.
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Right.
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Yeah. Now, I got that.
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Rob. Hi. Can we talk?
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Tui?
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Uh... closure.
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Yeah.
293
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,840
Jules, could you sort out
294
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:10,920
Yes.
295
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,920
(SIGHS)
296
00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:29,880
Finally.
297
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,240
Sardines.
298
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,400
I don't think
299
00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,480
OK.
300
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,400
So, are we still playing?
301
00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:49,440
We've got so much to catch up on.
302
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,040
Wait. Tui.
303
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,800
Let's go somewhere private.
304
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,400
I should...I should have texted you.
305
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,720
It's OK.
306
00:12:58,800 --> 00:12:59,760
Yeah.
307
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,800
The situation's got
308
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:05,200
Um... but I know this...
309
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,760
It felt so real
310
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,680
but I can't do this anymore.
311
00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,280
OK, I'm-I'm sorry,
312
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,240
All right, you're gonna...
313
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,320
I'm sorry.
314
00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,640
Rob.
315
00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:20,680
Fuck.
316
00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:24,240
She's really got you on a leash,
317
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,840
She's caught it.
318
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,000
Caught what?
319
00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:28,320
Madame Syndrome.
320
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,360
Oh, fuck off.
321
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:31,280
She gives you special treatment.
322
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:32,680
She's not even nice to me.
323
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:35,400
Mmm. Tough love.
324
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,800
That's real mother-daughter shit.
325
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,920
She's not my mother.
326
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,160
Yeah, I know that.
327
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,720
Bubs, we've all got shitty parents.
328
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,760
Mmm.
329
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,240
Except Amethyst
330
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,520
Yeah, they've got options,
331
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,640
And Mac, she needs you.
332
00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,080
You're her little broken bird.
333
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,240
For someone you hate,
334
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,920
you spend a lot of time
335
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:07,640
So, how's the writing going?
336
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,120
Not-not well.
337
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,320
No. But...
338
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,360
Yeah.
339
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,720
But the teaching, actually,
340
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,760
Yeah?
341
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,480
Yeah? Great. Great.
342
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,160
Yes, you did, didn't you?
343
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:21,640
Those who can't teach, right?
344
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,160
No. No. Like, teaching is a gift.
345
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,480
Honestly, students kinda love me.
346
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,600
Yeah. It's going great.
347
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,120
Really, really great.
348
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,200
Mm-hm.
349
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:42,720
So, uh, when do you think you've...
350
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,400
you'll head back down?
351
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,440
Depends.
352
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,280
I mean, I could hang around
353
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,000
I-I couldn't get any crayfish.
354
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,520
But I did get some roadkill.
355
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,280
Oh, hey, Rob.
356
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,680
Lima.
357
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,320
Lima.
358
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,400
Rob, Rob, Rob.
359
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:08,640
He did...he didn't know.
360
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:09,760
Sorry. Know what?
361
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,760
That you...
362
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,800
Well, yeah, I do
363
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,320
because of that
364
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:20,360
Oh, it's named after you.
365
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,760
You killed my rooster.
366
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,560
Jules. Jules.
367
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:34,960
What are you two doing
368
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,360
(LAUGHTER)
369
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,800
You're letting all the smoke out.
370
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,120
Thanks for helping out
371
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,400
It's been a pleasure.
372
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:56,680
Has it been getting in the way
373
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,200
I don't have anything at the moment.
374
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,040
Well, that's why I'm back
375
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,920
Just waiting on the next adventure.
376
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,680
Uh, Rob, I think I can hear
377
00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:08,720
Sorry.
378
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,960
I mean, haven't really
379
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,040
and yet here we are, eh?
380
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,000
Yeah, well, I only got back
381
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,000
Hey. What do you do?
382
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,320
Right. OK.
383
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:23,760
So-so, Michelin star roast, eh?
384
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,080
What, you actually have...
385
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,520
Just one.
386
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,440
Just a few years ago.
387
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,520
Copenhagen.
388
00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,280
OK. I've been there.
389
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,480
Yeah.
390
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:42,600
Yeah, I was there
391
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:46,360
Oh, you're the one
392
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,760
Ah!
393
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,320
You should sell them.
394
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:50,760
Make some money.
395
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,160
There's heaps of them left.
396
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,280
OK. Who's hungry?
397
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,840
Goldie, are we ready?
398
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,560
Half an hour.
399
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,760
Unless you want pork tarte.
400
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,480
Sounds good.
401
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,080
That's no such thing
402
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,800
Oh, yeah. Of course.
403
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,560
I can help.
404
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,960
Oh, uh, yeah. Go for it.
405
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,800
Yeah.
406
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,760
That sexual tension
407
00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,600
Give one of these, eh.
408
00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,680
Oh.
409
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,880
Oh.
410
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,520
Fuck me. All right. Sorry.
411
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,560
(LAUGHS)
412
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,800
God.
413
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,360
Don't know my strength. (CHUCKLES)
414
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,440
I'll get the salads.
415
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,520
Enjoying the spit roast?
416
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,320
What's going on?
417
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,160
With what?
You and dad. Been weird.
418
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,840
Something's happened?
419
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,440
No, we're fine.
420
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:13,000
You lying again?
421
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,320
No.
You're even happy he's home?
422
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:18,320
I just hate birthdays.
423
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:22,080
Where's Toby?
424
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,320
Uh, Cassie got here early.
Oh. OK.
425
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:34,360
(SIGHS)
426
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,840
Oh. Shit.
427
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:43,800
(MUTTERS) What?
428
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,080
Are you fucking him?
What?
429
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,040
The hot chef.
No.
430
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,240
Then who cares
if they're comparing cocks?
431
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:53,200
It's all good.
432
00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,560
No, it's actually fucking not.
433
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,960
Why not?
434
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,680
Because, because, because...
435
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,520
Look... You know what...
OK.
436
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,520
Maybe if you started talking about
your feelings, you'd stop being...
437
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,680
(BABBLES) OK?
438
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,880
So, can you get over yourself
and tell me what's wrong
439
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,080
so, I can help you?
440
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,320
What's wrong is that...
441
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,840
I was just standing
between Rob and Lima,
442
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:24,240
and it's pretty obvious that
I'm only attracted to one of them,
443
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,080
and it's not my husband.
444
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,200
And the moment that he figures out
that there is no coming back,
445
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:31,360
he will call the lawyers,
who will call the bank,
446
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,360
and he'll find out
that I forged his name
447
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,120
on a loan to start up Sweethearts,
and then poo!
448
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:40,920
OK.
449
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,040
So, he just needs
to not figure it out.
450
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:46,480
No, I've gotta buy more time
to pay back this fucking loan
451
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:48,960
because then none
of this will matter.
452
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,160
OK.
453
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,320
If there's one thing
I can teach you,
454
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:55,120
it's how to make a guy
think you're in love with him.
455
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,560
That'll buy you time.
456
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,840
I've been doing that for ten years.
457
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,320
OK.
All right.
458
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,720
On three.
OK. Yeah.
459
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,240
One, two, three.
460
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,000
Hold the level whip.
Yep. It is, it is.
461
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,960
OK. Well, I've got the arse end
so it's a little heavier.
462
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
So...
Yep. OK.
463
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,040
In downhill.
464
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,200
Are we all imagining them
having sex?
465
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:19,000
Or...
I really was.
466
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,240
So, you're not married, eh?
I was.
467
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,120
Couple of times.
Oh, yeah. Enough for you.
468
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,040
I'm still,
you know, holding out hope.
469
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,680
Oh, and who do you have
your eye on, mate?
470
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,040
OK, mate. Listen.
471
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:36,200
I-I'm not trying
to get between you and Mack.
472
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,480
We've been hanging out,
but nothing's happened.
473
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,560
Trust me.
474
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,400
Good.
475
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:44,720
Oh, yeah.
476
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:48,880
We're good.
477
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,920
Good.
478
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,880
Yeah. It's good.
479
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,640
How's the pig?
480
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,360
Should curve her up, eh?
481
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,920
Just gotta rest her for a bit.
482
00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,760
Same mistake.
You gotta rest steak.
483
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,080
Right. Yeah.
Yeah.
484
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:03,600
Like the crackling on the ears.
485
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,760
Wanna try it now?
A little nibble.
486
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:09,080
(CHUCKLES)
Everyone.
487
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:10,600
Boring.
488
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,120
Meet Ethan.
Hey, everyone.
489
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,840
Why is your boyfriend gay?
490
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,160
Oh, we're not together.
491
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,320
Oh, no, babe.
492
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,200
We were, like,
literally ranking Taylor Swift songs
493
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,040
by how many minutes
we were crying to it.
494
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,640
Yeah.
495
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,520
We met on Peter Pan.
496
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,680
Babe, are you...
Don't follow me.
497
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,600
(SOBS)
498
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,680
Feel better?
499
00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:37,440
Not really.
500
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,480
Welcome to club sardines!
501
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,160
You hold out.
(LAUGHTER)
502
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,840
You could've told me
there's a speech happening.
503
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,000
Pass me that, J.
504
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:48,880
You guys are mental.
505
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,840
Uh, where's everyone else?
506
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,920
Still playing sardines
and avoiding all the catastra-fuck,
507
00:21:58,960 --> 00:21:59,960
I imagine.
508
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,800
What?
509
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,840
Oh, your dad found out
about your mum and the neighbour.
510
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,920
What the fuck?
511
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,000
Exactly.
512
00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:12,320
Do you know
where I can get some fresh chives?
513
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,560
Well, I didn't say I could see...
514
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,600
Hey mum.
Hmm?
515
00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,160
Fucking him.
516
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,040
What?
Is that why you left?
517
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,920
What? No. I...
Why would you say that?
518
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,440
Are you?
519
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:27,960
What?
Sleeping together?
520
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,360
No.
No. Don't. OK?
521
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,720
Why do we have to believe you?
522
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,800
You lied about everything else.
I lied about the business.
523
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,480
No. Look. He's your husband.
524
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,920
We're your kids. You even care?
525
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,840
Yep. Of course, I care.
No, you fucking don't, do you?
526
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,880
Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop.
527
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,440
Hey, mate,
there's no need to raise your...
528
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:41,800
No, dad. Stop.
You don't have...
529
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,520
Look, she's gonna leave with him
and all of them
530
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,280
and start this new life,
and we are gonna fucking fall apart.
531
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,000
OK. That is enough.
532
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,720
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
533
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,320
Calm yourself down.
You, come talk to me.
534
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:57,040
Oh, yeah. We're gonna talk.
535
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,360
You got a pretty angry
boy out there.
536
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,000
That is not my fault.
Oh, come on.
537
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,520
You're the one
who's fucking the neighbour.
538
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:15,080
I'm not fucking Lima.
Would you stop?
539
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,120
I'm not fucking him.
Do not.
540
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,600
I am not.
Oh, fine.
541
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:18,880
Actually, no. No. No. No. Really.
542
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,920
This is crazy.
It's fucking...
543
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,320
No, I get it. I do.
I actually do. OK?
544
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,000
It makes sense after Tui.
545
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:25,920
But can we just not pretend
to be something we're not?
546
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,360
Isn't that the whole reason
you started seeing Tui?
547
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,800
Oh, isn't that the whole reason
you started a brothel?
548
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,720
Hmm?
OK. You know what?
549
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,400
I think it is time
we stop pretending
550
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:38,440
that this marriage
is anything other than broken.
551
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,640
Oh, come on.
552
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,880
What, you giving up?
553
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,720
Well, is there anything left...
Is this you giving up?
554
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,360
..to give up on?
Well, maybe if you let me in.
555
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,800
Maybe if you let me
love you just a bit...
556
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:52,400
Oh, come on, you don't want love.
557
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,720
You want adoration,
and I am fucking exhausted.
558
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:57,520
I just do not have
it in me to pretend
559
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,720
that you are anything other
than average.
560
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,880
Fuck you.
561
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,520
Well, then...
Fuck you.
562
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560
OK, then.
563
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,920
OK. All right. This, yeah, sure.
564
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,000
That's what we're doing then.
We're bringing in the lawyers.
565
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,040
Oh.
Yeah.
566
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,080
OK. Yeah.
Mm-hm.
567
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,200
Yep. Kick me out of the house.
Ruin my business.
568
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:17,920
I came halfway around
the fucking world.
569
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,160
I gave my career,
my friends, my family.
570
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,200
Oh!
Yeah. Sure.
571
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,240
Leave me with nothing.
572
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,760
Do you think...
Do you think I wanted this?
573
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,920
You think this is my plan?
All of this?
574
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,640
And then you want me to leave?
575
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,760
(SIGHS)
576
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:37,840
Yeah.
577
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,920
You know what, no.
578
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,400
I'll-I'll-I'll leave you to it.
579
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,120
Good luck with your,
you know, your new family.
580
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,160
Oh, come on.
581
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,080
I've got all the family
I can fucking manage.
582
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,960
I'm their boss. That is it.
583
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:56,240
So, they're just a pay cheque?
Yeah.
584
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,560
Well, there you go.
585
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,320
So much for ethics.
Your fuck ethics.
586
00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,240
I have kids to support.
Oh, bullshit.
587
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,680
That is bullshit.
588
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,320
There's only one reason
you're doing all this
589
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,560
because deep down, you know you just
not that fucking interesting.
590
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,280
Sardines.
591
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,880
Fuck your ethics, huh?
592
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,120
Should've known
you were full of shit.
593
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:34,400
Happy birthday, Mack.
594
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,400
('DISTURB THE PIECE'
BY SIDEKICKNICK PLAYS)
595
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:43,440
Captioned by AI-Media
ai-media.tv
596
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,760
I want to run an ethical business.
597
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,320
I want to be a madam
that takes care of everyone.
598
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,320
But especially you.
599
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,480
VOICEOVER: With just two weeks to go.
600
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,120
(SCREAMS)
601
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,240
TV's most surprising new drama..
602
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,200
..is about..to reveal..
603
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,720
..one hell of a twist.
604
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,200
(MUSIC ESCALATES)
605
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,440
You're pregnant.
606
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,920
Madam.
What?
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