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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
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Come in.
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Hi, Eddie.
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Jaz.
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We got your special request.
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Hmm.
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Someone's
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(CHUCKLES) It's good news.
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What's wrong?
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How many do you need?
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Well, I mean,
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Bigger?
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Don't worry about it.
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It's just that that's what we have.
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No.
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Nah, it's fine.
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OK.
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Wait.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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So, how do we feel
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Um...
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Well, you know, ethically.
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Oh, yeah. No.
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One of my clients
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Absolutely not.
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One time I had sex
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and then my next client was,
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But I orgasmed with him.
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Was that a question or...
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What if they're misogynists?
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Uh, what if they want me
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Or if they start crying?
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What if they're really nice
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And what if they're a racist?
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You can say no to anyone you want.
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(SOBS)
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Is everything OK?
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I haven't had any repeat clients.
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Oh.
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Um... Tui.
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What's up, lass?
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That sweet fat man with the sad eyes
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has been in to see Amethyst,
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So, I was just wondering if maybe
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I don't know, less like... me.
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Do you mind if I...
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Lolly, everyone loves you.
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Not really.
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Girls think I'm silly and boys think
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the second they say hello,
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Are you afraid you're gonna
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I was a bit but it's been fine.
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I just, uh, pretend
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Bet they love that.
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No, I just do it in my head.
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Why not?
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Plenty of guys
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You get super romantic with clients.
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I-I get intimate
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but that lovey-dovey stuff,
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I'll leave that to you.
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Babe, honestly,
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They're coming for you.
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(CALM MUSIC)
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(SIGHS) Mm, fuck.
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Crikey, still burning through it,
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If you did want any help
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motel's very quiet.
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Yeah. No. I'll-I'll manage.
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You know, I've been
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And if there's one thing
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to get ahead in business, it's...
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Have a penis?
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..well, yes, but... Oh, hello,
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(CHUCKLES) just this way, room four.
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OK.
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But also be brave.
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You gotta spend money to make money.
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And I know that you've spent
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and quite a few you don't.
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But I've got this nest egg
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and superannuation as of last week.
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Yeah. I know. I know. The big 65.
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Honestly, I don't need to fuss.
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Why are you here?
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You live in a country
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I hate that word.
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Makes me think
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(SIGHS)
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What is her problem?
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Anyway, through Sweethearts,
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or even a loud one,
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perhaps we could put
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and blue sky some options?
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Really Shark Tank it
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and figure out
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I've got a staff meeting.
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Of course.
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For staff.
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For Sweetheart staff.
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Oh.
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How's the training going, ladies?
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Well, Lolly's dirty talk
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(CLEARS THROAT) Hey, big boy.
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Shoot your fireman's hose
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Oh.
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Better, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, that's good.
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We'll do another session
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Thank you. OK.
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We've got AgroFest,
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biggest farming festival
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and we all know what that means.
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Oh, animal enslavement.
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Sale on guns.
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No, it means rich horny farmers.
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Finally, some cash.
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This is a chance for us
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Yeah, but not
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Well, what else would it be about?
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Well,
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and universal empowerment
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Oh, my god, get fucked.
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All I know is I'm gonna make bank.
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Oh.
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For the farmers.
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Farmers work with animals.
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OK. Listen. Come on, guys.
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We've sacrificed a lot
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and now, it's time for us
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Oh, my fucking god.
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You guys, I just shoved a speaker up
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and now, I can't get it out.
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Should we be worried?
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Yep.
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It is so far up
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see it with a phone torch.
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What? OK.
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Listen, I will sort this
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you, brush up on your farm
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We got a problem.
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What?
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My thing's a butt thing.
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What council thing?
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They just called to say
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You said this was legal.
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It is.
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There is nothing in the act
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Oh, wait.
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Oh, no. Fuck.
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It's not in the act.
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"Brothels operating outside
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"must have neighbours' consent".
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I thought we were an escort agency.
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No, they only do outcalls.
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Yeah, but are we outside
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Yes. Because this town is tiny.
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So, just find another venue in town.
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Shadows moves all the time.
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We're tied into a three-year lease.
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Oh, that was a dumb idea.
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It's not Mack's fault.
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It's that cow who dobbed us in.
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Fucking Sharon.
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You give me five minutes with her,
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(ALL CLAMOUR)
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This not about fucking Sharon.
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This is about us
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No, this is about how I'm gonna feed
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my fucking kids when we close down.
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We are not closing down.
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In the meantime,
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anyone that wants to go home
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Anyone who wants to stay
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have for millennia...
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Illegally?
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But, yeah, illegally.
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Alright, quick question
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about the guy with the boom box
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Yes.
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But bums were made
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Yeah, well, who knew that
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(SIGHS)
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What do we do?
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I'll drive him to the hospital.
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They've seen it all before,
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My brother works
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OK, the medical centre then.
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I went there last time.
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Because we're not even
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Yes, thanks, Jules.
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Um, I'm like
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That looks so sore.
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Cherry. Oh, come on, ladies.
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I can see you're out there.
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You're a nurse, right? Scrub up.
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So, from now on,
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use the back entrance.
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(LAUGHS)
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Amethyst. Oh.
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Alright.
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So, you heard back
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Yes, I did. What do you want?
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He's got K, MDMA, THB.
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Which one's the muscle relaxant?
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That's K.
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Which, fun fact,
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Oh, that's right.
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Oh, you know
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without their consent, eh?
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Yes.
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Could you, uh, get some
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Yeah.
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Do you want me
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No, no, I'll pick it up.
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You?
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I'm not letting
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OK, AgroFest just broke for lunch,
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('COTTON EYE JOE' BY REDNEX PLAYS)
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# If it hadn't been
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# I'd been married long time ago
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# Where did you come
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# Where did you come
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Guys, she's there.
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Oh, man.
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I'm so upset that we have to go
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How am I gonna support my family now
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that we've been shut down?
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Wait, I didn't know that
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Yeah, like moral support.
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I'm gonna tell the cops
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Quick, quick.
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If anyone asks,
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# If it hadn't been
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# I'd been married long time ago
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# Where did you come
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# Where did you come
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# If it hadn't been
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# I'd been married long time ago
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# Where did you come from
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# Where did you come
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Who is this big farmer
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It's me.
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I just can't believe
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(CRIES)
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# If it hadn't been
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# I'd been married long time ago
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# Where did you come
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# Where did you come
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Look at him, my old Benji.
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(CRIES)
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Yeah, tell me what to do.
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You've been a naughty
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You better tell me you'll take me
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I'll take you down to vegan town.
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Say it louder.
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I'll take you down to vegan town.
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Say it louder.
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I'll take you down to vegan town.
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Say it louder but quietly.
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That was...
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I mean, kind of...
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Mm-hm.
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Oh, it's just you're really cute.
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Oh, really?
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I mean, a lot of the ladies
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Sorry.
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You're really sexy.
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So, you do this a bit then?
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Yeah.
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Can I ask why?
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Unless you don't wanna
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No. No. It's OK. It's OK.
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It's just... I don't know.
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I mean, my life's pretty ordinary.
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It's just...
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There's nothing ordinary
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Do you wanna see me again?
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Did Ayla wanna see Jondolar?
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Oops.
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Sorry.
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You ever read
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Maybe like 50 times.
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At least you count the times
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over the sex scenes,
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Hundreds.
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How do you feel about cosplay?
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See you later, Olsen.
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00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,240
(MUTTERS HAPPILY)
292
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,560
Whatever you're doing in there,
293
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,440
Oh, maybe I'm just
294
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,600
Of um...
295
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,880
(SINGS TUNE)
296
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,720
Oh, well, it's working.
297
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,480
Need anything?
298
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,440
Rice pack, wheat pack, meat pack?
299
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,640
I got this.
300
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,800
Uh, excuse me.
301
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,000
You lost?
302
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,240
So sorry to hear about the closure.
303
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,000
Oh, yeah. I bet.
304
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,400
Where are your workers?
305
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,520
Listen, Sharon.
306
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,040
This is private property
307
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,280
and I am fully prepared
308
00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,440
So...
309
00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:16,920
What are we gonna do?
310
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,440
Could you go
311
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,640
that we talked about?
312
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:22,800
Treat?
313
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:26,800
..theory
314
00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:27,880
What's going on here?
315
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,080
OK, so, what this is-is um...
316
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,360
We're brainstorming
317
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,800
now, that you've destroyed
318
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:38,960
(SNAPS FINGERS) Yeah.
319
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,760
Well, maybe your next careers
320
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,280
Bitch, do I look degraded?
321
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:45,800
And who are you?
322
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:51,280
That is my boyfriend
323
00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,480
No big deal.
324
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,920
Hey, why don't you stay
325
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:57,320
We could, talk about, I don't know,
326
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,080
Or how to teach yourself to squirt?
327
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,360
Oh, oh, which guys
328
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,120
Oh, spoiler alert, it's the vegans.
329
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,840
What? Hey.
330
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,560
It's the Christians.
331
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,920
Yay!
332
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,320
I'll be calling the council again.
333
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,480
Bye, bitch.
334
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,520
(LAUGHTER)
335
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,280
Can I increase the song
336
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,480
Oh, yep.
337
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:21,560
('FUNKFESSIONS PT. 1'
338
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,680
Hi.
339
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,120
Hi.
340
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,120
I'm here for the goods.
341
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,240
You know?
342
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,880
Stuff. Naughty stuff.
343
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:06,840
The...
344
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,720
Ketamine?
345
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,120
Are we allowed to just say it?
346
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,840
(CHUCKLES) Oh, get out of town.
347
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,320
Sorry.
348
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,520
Just checking.
349
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,040
You are a...
350
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,680
Social worker.
351
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,360
Well,
352
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,480
I don't.
353
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,840
April fool. (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
354
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,120
Oi.
355
00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,320
Well, you're deep undercover,
356
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:50,400
No-one needs a $200 pair of shoes.
357
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:53,240
NOAM (ON PHONE): (MAKES SOUNDS)
358
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,680
Get this thing out of me.
359
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,120
Oh.
360
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:59,480
Uh, just a problem
361
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,480
I gotta go.
362
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,240
Oh, my god.
363
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,480
And I'm better than ever.
364
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,640
All you have to do
365
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:09,240
Oh, my hands are so, sweaty,
366
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,960
and then his butthole
367
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,880
It's not a thing, Jaz.
368
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,040
Forceps?
369
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,960
Has anyone found
370
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,280
Uh, on to it.
371
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,400
Well, just make sure
372
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,160
sanitiser on his hole, OK?
373
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:24,640
'Cause I did that at a festival once
374
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,400
Can we just get
375
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,720
Give him the anaesthetic.
376
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,120
Oh, god.
377
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,800
(SNIFFS)
378
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,880
Oh, god. OK.
379
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:37,640
Just try and relax for me.
380
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,920
Oh, uh, there's a woman
381
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,480
Finally.
382
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,400
She says she's a council inspector.
383
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,520
What?
384
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,840
I'm just taking drugs.
385
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,080
But K is barely illegal.
386
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,240
I could be disbarred for this.
387
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,320
Rita, wait.
388
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,880
Face like a block of concrete?
389
00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:04,080
She's in my cousin's wife's
390
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,440
I got this.
391
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,960
OK.
392
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,840
Thanks, Jules.
393
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,520
Greta, it's been an age.
394
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,680
We've had a complaint.
395
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,320
If you're talking about
396
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,080
she's an unreliable witness
397
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:29,000
We've heard you've been
398
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,240
despite our injunction.
399
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,240
No, what?
400
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,480
I'm gonna have
401
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:34,520
Now? Oh.
402
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,840
Uh, I can't imagine
403
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,920
for brothel inspection
404
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,920
I actually normally
405
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,480
Really? Lucky you.
406
00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,800
It's my passion.
407
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:51,080
Actually, we have noticed
408
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,600
Really?
409
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,240
Clear water? Grey water?
410
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,760
Yeah. Just over by the driveway.
411
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,080
Maybe I could show you.
412
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,840
Alright, obviously,
413
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,680
Oh.
414
00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,800
Whoo! I am feeling good.
415
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,360
I'm-I'm swimming through the air.
416
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,160
OK, you might feel
417
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,280
Oh, no.
418
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:17,880
I'm drowning. Yeah.
419
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,200
Oi, Jaz.
420
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,000
Butt cheeks.
421
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,440
(PACES NERVOUSLY)
422
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,880
What's wrong with her?
423
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,880
Might be a panic attack.
424
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:32,960
This is not a good time.
425
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:34,480
Well, because we're gonna
426
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,800
and then we're gonna go to court
427
00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,400
and then we're gonna end up
428
00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,560
and prison wives
429
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,000
(GROANS)
430
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,680
Listen, this is not a situation
431
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,400
Keep your voices down, please.
432
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,720
How bad is it?
433
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,680
Your entire system's backed up.
434
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,520
It's probably tree roots
435
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,520
You're gonna wanna take care
436
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,160
(NOISES FROM AFAR)
437
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,640
What was that?
438
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,480
Well, I didn't hear anything.
439
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,560
Greta?
440
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,280
I just wanted be good
441
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,960
(WEEPS)
442
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,080
Feel it, OK?
443
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:10,120
And...
444
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,600
You did fuck up
445
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,200
You can't ignore it, so...
446
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,400
..breathe with me.
447
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,200
(INHALES, EXHALES)
448
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,840
And...
449
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,280
And then out.
450
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:28,720
(EXHALES)
451
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,760
(INHALE, EXHALE)
452
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:41,080
One more in and out.
453
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,040
Three, two, one.
454
00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:46,840
(DROPPING SOUND)
455
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,920
It's a girl.
456
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,960
(LAUGHTER)
457
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:09,320
So, what's happened here is...
458
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:10,600
No charge.
459
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,000
Clearly, this escort
460
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:20,800
Well, it's a brothel, actually.
461
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,040
Brothel, escort agency.
462
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:25,160
I still don't really know
463
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,200
Is it just that escorts do callouts?
464
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,560
Can you shut up?
465
00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,160
None of this matters
466
00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,440
Wait.
467
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,440
Your bylaws only mention brothels.
468
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,520
We are a brothel.
469
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:38,080
Let's get a legal opinion
470
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:45,400
A brothel does not include
471
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:48,200
if the action
472
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,960
And we have
473
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,960
So, we could use one
474
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,000
Right.
475
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,800
Yeah, yeah,
476
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,720
And we wouldn't need
477
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,320
Then you'd be working
478
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,800
But they're, like, only 10m apart.
479
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,280
Does that matter?
480
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,560
Doesn't say anything
481
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,800
Fine.
482
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,360
(CHEERS)
483
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:17,760
(LAUGHTER)
484
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,160
So, uh, that's it then?
485
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,320
Mm.
486
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,720
Besides the, um, the septic
487
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,160
I told her about the leak
488
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,200
Oh, yeah.
489
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,640
Faulty septic systems
490
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:39,040
Oh. We'll get that fixed.
491
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,320
I think you've got a cracked tank.
492
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,880
Hope not.
493
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,960
That'd be 25, 30Ks to replace.
494
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,600
And if it's not cracked?
495
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,360
Oh. Could be the pump itself.
496
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,400
Maybe only 15K.
497
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,920
Mm, better get onto it
498
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,040
Only.
499
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,120
('DAY ONE' BY JESSB PLAYS)
500
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,200
# So, if you been rolling with
501
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,560
# Put yo hands in the air yeah
502
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,800
# Share ya love right
503
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,880
# Top fam, yeah we so fuckin A-1
504
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,000
# This is for my day ones
505
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,720
Hey.
506
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,400
This is not the celebration face.
507
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,600
I know that something is annoying
508
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,120
but it's not like
509
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,200
because we're just leasing.
510
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,680
Reliable for repairs.
511
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:39,200
What? Why?
512
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,760
Because Sandy knew
513
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:42,960
# You won't be kicking with us
514
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,200
# Sticking with my posse
515
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,360
# And we ain't keen...
516
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,800
# But he'll figure... Like tommy
517
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,000
# We stick together
518
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,920
# Misunderstood, but we on that
519
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,840
# They been mine, I been there's
520
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,600
Christ. Goddamn it!
521
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,000
(SLAMS DOOR)
522
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,480
Shut up, you stupid septic shit,
523
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,480
Why does everything wrong?
524
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,080
(SIGHS)
525
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,640
Alright.
526
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,400
It's OK.
527
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,280
Where's Mack?
528
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,200
Oh, that woman putting herself
529
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,360
She's just taking some time out.
530
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,280
Oh, there you are.
531
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:42,120
Not just because of the fresh poo
532
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,560
If only I hadn't said
533
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,160
I know there's nothing
534
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,560
Actually, uh...
535
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,360
there is if you still want
536
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:54,680
You mean, like,
537
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,840
Co-owners.
538
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,400
But think about it.
539
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,280
It's a lot of money
540
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,160
(GASPS)
541
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,960
Oh, we need champagne.
542
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,520
(CHUCKLES)
543
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,200
(LAUGHS)
544
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,120
(CAR REVS UP)
545
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,000
# I try to take it as a joke
546
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,400
# But my heart goes up in smoke
547
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,000
# When you push me, tease me low
548
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:38,120
# I wonder if you know
549
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,520
# Now everybody looks at me
550
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,800
# Like everything I've ever said
551
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:46,920
# Has still gotta be true
552
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:52,080
# But nothing is as easy to forget
553
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,920
# As what you never really knew
554
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,160
# Now you make me feel
555
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:00,440
# Low brow
556
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,560
# Take me down
557
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,720
# You never look sorry
558
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:04,840
# Low brow
559
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,000
# Take me down
560
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,160
# You never look sorry
561
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:09,320
# Low brow
562
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400
# Take me down
563
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,560
# You never look sorry
564
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,320
# You never look sorry, huh
565
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,200
# Fold, fold
566
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:23,840
# You put me in my place
567
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:28,440
# Just want your body heat
568
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,320
# Mould me into you
569
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,360
# Just hold me closer than
570
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:36,800
# You know how to Fold, fold
571
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,720
# You put me in my place
572
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,720
# Where it's Cold, cold
573
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,920
# Just want your body.. #
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