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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Welcome to Sweethearts.
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How can we service you?
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Hi. It's, um...
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Uh, my name's, uh, Steven.
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I-I-I-I'm calling about...
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Hey, Steven.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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I was just on your...
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Jaz?
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Oh, Jaz is fantastic.
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What would you like to do with her?
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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Oh, girlfriend experience...
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does it have kissing?
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It does.
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Jaz can...
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..see you today if you'd like.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Yeah, OK. Great.
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Oh, and, Steven,
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or unplanned walk-ins
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This is about the safety
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And if you're late or a no-show,
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Oh, OK. So, it's quite, um, strict.
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Now, when you arrive,
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you wait in your car for my text
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Then you walk over
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you'll knock on the door
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She will let you in.
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You'll discuss any extras that you
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and take a shower.
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Remember, it's her room, Steven,
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Either of you can withdraw
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Have fun.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh!
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(BIRDS CHIRP)
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We've literally had one client
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People always take time
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Well, single parenting is expensive.
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Advertising's been tough,
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but we expect to be up
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by the end of the week.
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We might be ethical and idealistic
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but we are still a viable business,
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Yeah, it's just
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not naming names, have been saying
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Yeah. That's... funny.
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Totally get it...
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Like... soon.
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Do you know how expensive it is
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This puffed, this hot,
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Word is getting out
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Oh, cool, 'cause-'cause this is all,
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Absolutely, for all of us.
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But you are doing great.
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Yeah, but I haven't done anything.
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Yeah, but you're thinking about it.
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So, on a scale from one to ten,
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I promise you,
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This... It's gonna work.
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Trust me, please?
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(SIGHS)
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Excuse me? Mac?
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Sharon, is it?
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You do realise
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Yeah.
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And yours is a...
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Uh, well, I'm a feminist.
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Same.
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But I've started a petition
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Yes, I know that. You've cc'd me in.
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Well, I'd hate
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God forbid.
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I was thinking
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Is that like a Brazilian?
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Baby, come on.
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MAN (ON PHONE): Dion told me
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Don't you miss me?
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I think it's messed up.
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Bloody kidding.
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What'd he say?
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Is he gonna come here?
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No.
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Dion's told our regulars
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scraping semen from used condoms.
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So, we're fucked?
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I mean, we're not fucked.
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No drunks, no creeps,
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no clients, no money.
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It's-it's one thing to tell
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but no line-ups?
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That's just bad business.
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Uh, I think you'll find
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(GIGGLES)
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..and I will not have my girls
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like pigs at a fair.
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Hello.
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Is this the Featherington
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Yeah.
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Uh, my name is Mackenzie Leigh.
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I actually
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the services of my new business.
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Yeah. OK. Yeah.
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It's called Sweethearts
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As a number of your residents
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may not have had sex
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I figured it could be a...
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Bye.
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Hi there.
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Is this Dennis Hall, head of the,
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MAN (ON PHONE): Yeah, you got them.
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Listen, I have started a brothel.
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I'm not saying change
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I'm just suggesting
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some advertising on it
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and offer you
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Oh, hi.
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Is this the Carnivorous
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Hi, is this the Theological Society?
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Hi, is this the North Island
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How do you guys feel about...
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jumping into some sexy time?
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I have,
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and I think
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Uh, no, this is not a god thing.
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It's more of a get laid thing.
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No, no, no.
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I get it. Thanks.
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We've reached out
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widower groups
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And got no bookings.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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What the hell?
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Oh. Mm-hm.
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Answer the phone. Take the call.
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I am not letting creeps
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Are these all criminals?
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No, just people
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Like mashed dick hole.
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..drunk, kite, perverted.
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That's everyone.
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No, it's not. Listen.
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As soon as our Kiwi Chicks
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the men will come.
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On our tits.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Here you go, Partner.
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Oh, no.
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How are you feeling about it all?
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What?
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I know. I know.
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I know.
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It can feel like
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and you've hit your limit.
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But new businesses take time,
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and you have
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Not just emotionally
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Hmm.
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Do you know that the Kiwi Chick's
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What?
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It's New Zealand's
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They have offered a 10k discount.
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I guess that's something
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taken with the idea
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Oh, great.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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Hey, Chompy.
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Joe's having a group of us over.
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I'm heading there now.
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No, you're not.
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I'm his brother, not his carer.
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If you and dad can't be,
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Yeah.
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Well, your father and I are working
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It's not my fault you decide
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while dad's away.
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It's not a...
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Listen, you should just be grateful
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Whatever, bye.
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Chompy?
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Chompsky.
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Yeah.
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So, are you one of the Sweethearts?
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I heard about you guys opening up
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and book a girlfriend experience.
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Hi, ladies.
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Hi.
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Looking for Sweethearts?
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How can I help you?
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Could I, uh, pick a girl to,
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Sure.
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On this.
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Aw. You want me to bonk on here?
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Hey. Can I just, uh, pick up...
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We don't do line-ups.
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Uh, looks like a line-up to me.
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No.
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Alright.
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OK, let's see here.
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Amethyst...
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Nope.
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Jess...
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Nope. Nope.
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Oh! Oh, yeah. Goldie is pretty hot.
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Yeah.
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She old?
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She's mature.
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Oh, yeah.
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I like to think so.
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I'd blow my beans on that.
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Yeah.
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Sign me up with her right now.
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Oh, yeah
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She is very skilful.
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Like...
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Oh.
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If you know what I mean.
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Yeah, I know, I know.
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Yeah, is she free now or...
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We don't do walk-ins.
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I just walked in.
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Did you just give away
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Hey, you can have him.
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Some of us have kids.
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Yeah, we all need the money.
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Just because you've spawned
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Some of us have bills.
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It means your parents
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Yeah, well, I pay utilities.
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You're supposed to be feminists.
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So are you.
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Oh. OK.
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So, as you can imagine,
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trying to change the culture
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has us coming up
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Feminists running the asylum, eh?
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I had to see this one for myself.
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Think how much more traffic
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Yeah, so, where them bra
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Let's get some pickies.
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Oh, no.
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I've already taken their photos
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Yeah, but I might need
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Also need photos
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with their real names at the bottom.
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Don't worry,
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It's just...It's just so I know
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Otherwise (GIGGLES)
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You could meet them.
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So...
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How-how do...
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Do you...do you sneak a peek
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Just look at his ears.
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A man's ears
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have a direct correlation
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I-I-I've never heard of this.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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So, it's-it's the smaller the ear,
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Stop winding her up, you bitch.
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(GIGGLES)
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Condom sizes are all different.
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Line them up
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Once you've seen the pen,
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you can easily grab
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Yeah.
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Because then you have
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and do a little dance.
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Shut up.
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We are no longer
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But that's what all brothels use.
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Yes, but we are on other websites.
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Literally,
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came from Kiwi Chicks.
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Look, apart from the fact
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that he wants us
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which I'm not even sure is legal,
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Yes.
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So, guys know what we look like
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No, not photos for the ads,
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photos of your faces holding signs
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Insurance, apparently.
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He does that for everyone.
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It's just
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Or he gets off on power
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you all into fucking him.
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Either way, ethically,
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OK.
293
00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:11,440
Uh...
294
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:14,520
Well, I eat mashed dick hole
295
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:15,560
Just give it up.
296
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,400
Your feminist brothel
297
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:22,200
and you're making us broke
298
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,520
(MESSAGE ALERT)
299
00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,400
Oh, god. Noam.
300
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,480
I gotta go. I will be back soon.
301
00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,480
That's our madam. Oh.
302
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,040
Hey, it's Noam.
303
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,280
(BEEP)
304
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,240
I swear to god, Noam,
305
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,680
I am changing the password
306
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,960
Hi. You OK?
307
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,880
It wasn't. I'm sorry.
308
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,200
He didn't say you were here.
309
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,960
Oh, should I... go or...
310
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,000
Oh, no, no.
311
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,040
I...
312
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,600
Happy to stay.
313
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,320
Yeah. It's not a problem.
314
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:38,360
You good, Tob?
315
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,880
OK. Great. Just a couple of hours.
316
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,200
I'll make up the difference.
317
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,280
Thank you.
318
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,560
Fuuuck!
319
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:54,960
OK?
320
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:57,680
Yeah. Good.
321
00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,520
Hey.
322
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,400
Hey, you've-you've had
323
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,200
Any tips?
324
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,120
Honestly, I only had one client
325
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,000
and I just wanked him off
326
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,720
Marcus is here. OK.
327
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,560
You ready, Goldie?
328
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,600
No.
329
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,880
Oh. No?
330
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,720
Goldie, I kinda went out
331
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:54,080
I know technically
332
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,080
but let's not blur those human
333
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,760
I'm-I'm really not ready.
334
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,320
Yeah. Cool.
335
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,280
All good.
336
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,320
Tui, he is all yours.
337
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,840
Tui, where is she?
338
00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,320
Eh, not sure, actually.
339
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,040
Haven't seen her in a little bit.
340
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,160
Ah, so good.
341
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:29,120
Ah, ah! Oh, fuck.
342
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,160
Fuck.
343
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:31,440
Stop, stop. I'll cum.
344
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,600
I just wanna get my money's worth.
345
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,640
(BREATHES DEEP)
346
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:47,520
Mmm.
347
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,520
Mmm.
348
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:51,600
Yes.
349
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,600
Obviously, I didn't realise
350
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,000
Oh, jeepers, creepers, Tui.
351
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,400
(SIGHS) Sorry. Sorry.
352
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,440
I'll calm down.
353
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,480
(MESSAGE ALERT)
354
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,200
I'm not getting back
355
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,440
I paid my money.
356
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:07,720
Get the fuck out of here, jeez!
357
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,760
I'm not listening to you.
358
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:10,360
Get the fuck out of here...
359
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,080
I paid my money.
360
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,080
Hey!
361
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,240
Well, I'm being ripped off.
362
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,920
Well, he was so psyched
363
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,400
worth that he sucked
364
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,120
Get the fuck out.
365
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,480
I shan't.
366
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,760
Unless someone provided
367
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,960
or-or-or-or services to completion,
368
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,280
Be my guest.
369
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,920
So, the assault...
370
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,440
I called you.
371
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,680
The brothel provides a service.
372
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:44,000
They should have to follow through
373
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,040
Wait.
374
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,760
So, if you order a burger
375
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,440
and you're still hungry
376
00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,840
you ask for a refund?
377
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,640
No.
378
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,560
No. Wait. Wait.
379
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,800
Am I hallucinating?
380
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,280
Is there brain
381
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,240
Sir, if you don't calm down,
382
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,320
you might find yourself
383
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,560
Come on, it's only a warning.
384
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,840
He left his car here.
385
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,120
You're gonna
386
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,880
Yeah.
387
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,880
Mrs Varma?
388
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,160
So cool to see you doing your thing.
389
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,320
Oh.
390
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,800
How's your mama?
391
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,880
She's good. She's really good.
392
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,720
Oh, fuck off.
393
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,600
Yeah, she's coming. Go, go, go.
394
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,680
Fucking ethical business, my ass.
395
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:37,200
Girls can't even
396
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,320
And she's just...
397
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,640
because they don't meet
398
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:46,240
Like, who the fuck are you?
399
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:51,000
I guess it didn't occur to you,
400
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,360
white lady
401
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,600
and it's the broken
402
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:58,880
and we need them.
403
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,800
OK.
404
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,400
We will advertise on Kiwi Chicks.
405
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,120
Food on the table, roof overhead,
406
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,240
they're the most important things,
407
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,760
So, ladies, why don't you go home
408
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:20,600
and I will pay you
409
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:21,960
Oh, man.
410
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,440
Fuck.
411
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,880
Let's go get a drink.
412
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:26,960
Thank you.
413
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,960
I'm not rich, by the way.
414
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,600
Yeah.
415
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,000
Yeah, just... put that out there.
416
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,160
Hey!
417
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,160
I'm done with this. OK?
418
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,280
I'm just not ready
419
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,760
No.
420
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,880
No. Wait, Goldie.
421
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:46,520
See you never.
422
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,560
I need you.
423
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,600
I would...I would rather work
424
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,520
I need you to help me to help them.
425
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,520
Please... talk to her.
426
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:17,440
Um, I-I've had sex heaps of times.
427
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:21,720
Sex work
428
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,880
It's about having
429
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,920
(SIGHS) OK.
430
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,800
And making
431
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,720
Not fuck...
432
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,360
but...
433
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,080
fuck.
434
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,400
You wanna fuck?
435
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,800
You-you wanna fuck for real?
436
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,960
She paid us for the hour.
437
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,920
Yeah, I know, but I don't...
438
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,400
And you're a fucking hot babe.
439
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,160
OK. I'm your client.
440
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,200
Show me what you got.
441
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,000
Or we call it a night.
442
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,080
There's no pressure.
443
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,920
You really want?
444
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,760
But...
445
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:41,240
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
446
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:05,760
Oh.
447
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,760
Uh, don't do
448
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,840
Do what'll make me feel good.
449
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,280
Oh, hey, Cass.
450
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:04,960
Hi.
All good?
451
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,600
Hope you had a great day.
Oh, my god.
452
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,200
Did you...
Not me.
453
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,040
Oh!
454
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,800
The celebrity chef.
455
00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:14,800
Wow! Howdy, neighbour?
Neighbour?
456
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,840
Um, I'm just checking in.
457
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,560
Looks like you,
well, you're doing single parenting
458
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,600
at the moment, so...
459
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,640
Yeah.
460
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,720
Yeah, Rob's away working so...
Oh.
461
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,000
..thank you.
Pleasure. Hey!
462
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,920
Um, just saying,
if you ever need anything,
463
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,160
I'm just, you know, over the fence.
464
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,200
That's very kind of you.
465
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,600
I'm not sharing that.
466
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,640
Really?
Mm-mm.
467
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,360
Good.
468
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,080
Enjoy.
(CHUCKLES) I will.
469
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,160
Thank you.
470
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:47,240
So, this has been a lifelong dream?
471
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,240
Fucking for money?
Mmm.
472
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,680
No. (LAUGHS)
473
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,560
Uh, I was bartender for a while,
actually.
474
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,880
Mmm.
But... the money sucked.
475
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,800
The hours sucked.
476
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,360
Having a boss, that sucks.
477
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:07,360
(LAUGHS)
You like this more then?
478
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,440
Yeah, I love this.
479
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,280
Look...
480
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,720
Jaz loves fucking.
481
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,400
Lily loves making people feel good.
482
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,000
Amethyst gets on a deep,
483
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,320
human level
how important it is to be seen.
484
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,920
Cherry?
Freedom.
485
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,480
Cherry earns enough money
to raise her kids on her own.
486
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,360
Look, if you're meant to do this,
you'll find your thing.
487
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,160
What's your thing?
488
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,560
My thing.
489
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:41,600
OK.
490
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,880
In this room, what happens
between you and your client,
491
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,960
that...
492
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,000
usually is honest.
493
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,840
There's no bullshit.
494
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,400
You know what you want
from each other.
495
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,160
So, you can just be free.
496
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,840
Does that make sense?
497
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,000
I feel like that sounded weird.
498
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,080
No.
499
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,160
No, that makes sense.
500
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,560
OK, cool.
501
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,040
Because I fucking love that.
502
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,000
(PHONE RINGS)
503
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,080
Mmm.
504
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,120
You're back, Mac.
505
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,760
OK, I am in
506
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,680
but I take
all the photos of the girls
507
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,120
including the ones with their names
and their faces unless,
508
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,960
of course, you want me to report you
to the Commerce Commission
509
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,640
for anti-competitive behaviour.
510
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,280
Well, it's a very kind gesture.
511
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:43,880
As soon as I get that 25k,
512
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,200
we'll get your girls up
and pumping it.
513
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,960
25? Wait. No. That's full price.
514
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,560
What can I say?
Inflation's a bitch, ain't it?
515
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:50,680
Oh.
516
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,960
OK, listen.
I will meet you halfway.
517
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,160
20k.
518
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,000
I think you'll find it's 21.
519
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,000
The agreement's just been
amended by both parties.
520
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,320
Did you not get that email?
521
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,880
OK. So be it.
522
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,640
Asshole.
523
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,720
(DOOR CLOSES)
524
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,560
I don't wanna talk to you
for a while.
525
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,040
(PHONE RINGS)
526
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,000
Hello?
527
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,640
Hi, Mac. It's Sharon.
528
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,560
This is just a courtesy call
to let you know that
529
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,160
I am gonna have to shut you down.
530
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,120
Our petition's got 1,200 signatures
and we're only just getting started.
531
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,080
Sharon?
Mm-hm.
532
00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,440
Go fuck yourself.
533
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,960
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
534
00:26:48,800 --> 00:27:00,240
# I want a big fine daddy
535
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:04,440
# A big fine daddy is all I need. #
536
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,440
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
537
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,560
VOICEOVER: Superstar Rachel Griffiths
538
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,080
is the mum with a radical new idea.
539
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,000
Ethical brothel.
Ethical brothel.
540
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:23,600
Ethical brothel.
541
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:25,240
Welcome to Sweethearts.
542
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,000
We do things a little differently
around here.
543
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,520
(SQUEALING)
544
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,360
And this small country town...
545
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:32,680
What is going on here?
546
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:34,960
They just called to say they're
shutting us down.
547
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,520
..is in for one massive shock.
548
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,640
How massive?
549
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,480
(FLY UNZIPPING)
Oh!
550
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,480
It's the surprising new show
551
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,600
on everyone's lips.
552
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,200
He's getting laid.
You should try it sometime.
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