All language subtitles for Klepper s01e07 America First, Mars Next

Make America great again.

Why am I walking around wearing a MAGA
hat? Make America great again.

Because as much as I hate to admit,
Trump and I agree on one way to make

great. With a caveat, though. I don't
agree with the totality of his

just specifically space exploration.

It's what I'm most interested in. My
administration is reclaiming America's

heritage as the world's greatest space
-faring nation.

Make America great again?

With a caveat?

There are definitely caveats.

A lot of them.

So you have to take it all into account.

Fuck that, dude.

I know, but did you read the whole
shirt?

No, no, we didn't.

Let me clarify the shirt.

You see, there's...

The asterisk. While I believe space
exploration can make America great

do not endorse the president's views on
the following.

Race, economic policy, religion,
science, history, education, basic math,

foreign affairs, domestic affairs,
common decency, validity of the 2016

election. You're full of shit. I'm not.
You're full of shit and you know what

you're doing. Excuse me. I'm talking
about... It's just the space thing. I

us to aim for space. It's the rest of
the stuff that I'm... Well, have a good

day.

I feel like an asshole.

I feel like an asshole.

Space, the final frontier, and a place
America has always come in first.

This year marks 50 years since we put a
man on the moon. It was an American leap

that changed mankind forever, and it
brought together Americans with a shared

optimistic view of the future during a
time of political division, protest, and

harsh acid trips.

Today, we could really use a dose of
that unity and optimism.

I am on a mission to see if space can
make America great again. And if it

What will it look like?

We are in Houston.

From Houston, we have a problem of fame.

And here's one of them. We're spending
less than 1 % of our budget on NASA.

America's landing more astronauts on
McDonald's than on Mars.

Are we, as a country, falling behind?

If you really want to know what's going
on with the space program, you don't ask

a bigwig. You ask a guy who spent 520
days on the International Space Station.

That man is Scott Kelly.

Captain Scott Kelly is an astronaut with
a ton of accomplishments.

Besides living in space so long his
literal body changed, he piloted the

shuttle Discovery, spacewalked to repair
the Hubble telescope, and always called

Bay when he lands.

I've always dreamed of being an
astronaut and want to be inspired by the

grandeur of space travel and also get
day drunk with a spaceman.

Thank you. Space dust number two. That's
right. What does American

exceptionalism mean to you in light of
our space program?

Well, I think having a space program
that is robust, a space program that is

visible to the world and the public
is... part of the American brand.

I think if we don't maintain it, it
would be a disaster of a mistake because

how the world looks up to this country.
When China lands something on the far

side of the moon, that makes us sit back
and think, hey, should we be doing a

little bit more? Maybe, right?

This year, the Chinese were the first to
ever land a probe on the far side of

the moon. Next, they're planning on
building a permanent lunar base and a

mission to Mars.

Meanwhile, what is America doing?
They're handing over our rocket keys to

bunch of zany billionaires. I don't like
it. I prefer my American icons to be

humble government employees with flags
on their sleeves, earning minimum wage.

Are we giving something over when we
privatize space travel? I'd love for

American flag to be planted on Mars.
Yeah. But I'm afraid it might have a

picture of Jeff Bezos on it or a Tesla
insignia.

I mean, at NASA, it's a huge
bureaucracy. So many people required to,

check things and sign off on things.
You'll have a meeting over something

small, and there might be 100 people in
the room.

Well, SpaceX, you can be more efficient.

I'm skeptical about this whole
billionaires control space thing, or any

Bezos sex toy. But before I dismiss
these space sultans, I want to confront

So I'm heading to the Hawaiian ranch of
mega -millionaire Hank Rogers.

He made his fortune bringing Tetris from
Russia to the USA.

Now he's in the private rich guy space
race. He has an energy lab and owns a

Mars habitat atop an active volcano that
NASA has used to run psychological

experiments. I've never met an evil
supervillain before.

Why can't I be a good guy?

You do have a secret research facility
on the side of a volcano.

That's villain stuff.

It's not a secret.

I figured out my missions in life. First
one is end the use of carbon -based

fuel. Mission number two is to end war.
And space is the third mission, and it's

to make a backup of life on Earth.

I love that number two on that list is
end war. When you say make a backup,

does that mean?

It means get life started somewhere else
in a way that is self -sustaining.

I'm in the computer game business, or I
was.

You make backups.

65 million years ago, the dinosaurs went
away. Why?

Because they were too stupid to make a
backup. You're blaming dinosaurs for not

downloading their entire existence out
to a little hard drive and saving it?

saying that we are as dumb as the
dinosaurs if we don't make a backup.

You got Bezos, you got Musk, you got
Branson. They're all working on

What do you got going on? Yeah, so all
these guys are working on building

airplanes, and I'm working on building
airports.

That's the way I look at it. You can't
have an airplane without an airport.

Musk is building that big plane. You're
like... I'm saying, I'm going to build

you the landing pad. This is your big
dream, to build a LaGuardia in the sky.

But how much is a bottle of water going
to cost?

But Hank's not just throwing money at
the little things, like interplanetary

airports and creating replicas of human
life.

He's also spending part of his fortune
on a tangible, up -and -running,

simulated Mars habitat called High Seas.

Hank also has some more traditional rich
guy investment, like a Tesla and a

Victoria's Secret angel wings he wears
to Burning Man.

My burner name is Icarus. You know that
doesn't end well.

So, why can't he just leave the space
stuff to NASA?

The way the government does things is
ridiculous.

NASA works on a four -year cycle, and
then whoever comes next says, oh, you

what, the idiot that told you to do that
in the previous administration, I'm

going to do something different. It's
like a rudderless boat. What we need is

consistency. We need a vision that says,
15 years from now, we're going to do

that.

And, you know, private industry can do
that. So you need people like Elon Musk

or an authoritarian government.

Space programs need consistent long
-term planning, and a constantly

government is not ideal.

Mai Tai, please.

The problem with a government -run space
program like NASA is that every four to

eight years, the government changes.

Ooh, did I say Mai Tai? Let's keep it
light. Let's make a vodka soda.

When a new president comes in or when
Congress passes a brand new budget, NASA

has to adapt.

Did I say vodka soda?

I'm a beer guy.

Give me a beer.

Thanks to our robust democracy,
politicians are able to redefine NASA's

before they can even get off the launch
pad.

Send it back. I'll take something else.

Pina colada. I'll take a pina colada.

Scratch that. A Negroni. Maybe just a
pop. Sorry, a soda.

No, a pop. A pop and soda. Or just a
moon mirror. A lunar module. Maybe just

trip past Saturn. Let's just go around
the block. Maybe just go outside and do

something silly. Something crazy. We
won't tell our wives.

A water. I'll take a water.

Meanwhile, a country like China can
commit to an unimpeded, fully funded, 30

-year plan to colonize Mars.

Oh.

I love one of those.

Oh, I had to order this in 1993.

Ladies, a lift -off!

Let's take a Mai Tai.

Bumpy road ahead.

Oh, here we go. And it, like, I can't
drive too slowly on this. Yeah.

If I look nauseous, I'm pretending it's
for comedic effect.

I want to make America great again.
Strong asterisk. And if enlisting the

-rich is the path, I'm going to
experience it.

So I'm heading to Hank Rogers' very own
evil lair, located atop a volcano where

his villainous plan... Why does it have
to be a villain?

Fine. His research focus stimulated Mars
Colony. There it is.

All right. Welcome to Mars.

We made good time.

Originally built by NASA, High Seas is a
laboratory where humans are the lab

rats. With the help of Hank's millions,
scientists here are trying to find out

how to keep Mars explorers alive in an
inhospitable void.

This is your home for six people for up
to a year sometimes in this dome.

Wow. It's like 13 New York apartments.

Astrobiologist Michaela Musilova
oversees this facility where they've

the psychological effects of space
travel.

I mean, can I ask the obvious question?

Mm -hmm. How close are we to the type of
technology that allows us to drink our

own urine?

Various recycling systems are actually
already in place.

Great. Thanks for the update.

But studies show it may take more than
drinking our own piss to get to Mars.

According to NASA, one of the most
critical elements to a long -term

crew cohesion, a .k .a. not killing each
other. Right now, we can barely manage

that on Earth.

But Michaela has some ideas.

So at the very beginning, you know, most
people don't know each other that well.

I mean, you will go through training
together, but there might not be really

time to just...

Sit around, chat. And you can't exactly
do it over beers here, unfortunately.

There's no alcohol. No alcohol, no drugs
of any sort allowed.

You know, games are always fun.
Different types of icebreakers. Games

alcohol? Yes.

One thing we did, we organized culture
nights.

Different person would present their
country, their traditions, things like

that. You want to trap them into
friendship.

Encourage them into friendship. Whatever
you want to call it.

I call it trapping them into friendship,
but whatever. Let's go.

Let me show you a little presentation
about my culture. I'm from Slovakia. Do

you know where in the world that is?

It's in Eastern Europe.

Central Europe. Central Europe.

It's in old Eastern Europe.

So I'll show you what we are known for.
We have the most castles per capita in

the world, supposedly.

On Easter time, boys and men go around
with these giant whips and whip women.

And the women have to reward them with
chocolates or money if it's men.

Now I know why you want to go to Mars.

Michaela and High Seas have discovered a
mysterious interstellar force called

not being a dick.

Harnessing technology like this could
bring us one step closer to great again.

Now, it's Mars time.

Ready to go to the surface of Mars?

Yeah, why not?

Okay, do you want to do the honors?

Is it locked? Now unlock it, yep.

All right.

Thank you.

Don't forget to close the airlock door.
My bad.

We got to close the airlock door.

Everybody's dead.

If we ever stepped foot on Mars, It will
be because of the collective action of

our planet, audaciously daring to invest
in science and progress, staring into

the unknown abyss and boldly
declaring... Okay.

Yeah? Let's do it.

So just be careful, it's going to be a
bit slippery.

Do you think we'll see humans on Mars in
our lifetime?

I hope so. I think we should. I think
there's a lot of reasons to.

Developing the technology just to get
there, you know, doing the hardest.

Things we can possibly do makes us
better at solving problems.

And then there's, you know, the human
experience about, hey, we are explorers

nature. I mean, we're always looking
for, hey, what is that next challenge?

is that next thing?

How do we get there? What do we need to
get there? What kind of technologies do

we need to get there? Who do we need to
send? I mean, this has existed

throughout our existence.

We are restless explorers, determined to
plant our flag and proclaim to the

universe, I am here.

Here. Here.

Here. Here.

Google how hard Mars is.

Today I go to space.

Camp. The future of space exploration
won't look like its past.

Any Mars mission will probably be the
result of NASA and a private space

company, and will require collaboration
with many other nations.

In making America great again, big -ass
asterisk, what will that look like? The

grizzled Ed Harris fate of the past?

Well, not according to NASA.

Hi, Alyssa, nice to meet you. Alyssa,
nice to meet you.

Is this the future of space travel?

Meet 18 -year -old Alyssa Carson.

If America's going to regain its pole
position in the space race, we're going

need to start training yesterday.

It takes some folks a lifetime and a few
false starts to figure out their true

calling. But there are others who find
it starting at a young age simply by

looking skyward. There's billionaires,
governmental space agencies, and then

there's people like Alyssa. Self
-funded, almost DIY, and on a literal

You want to go to Mars?

Pretty much, yeah. Mars is the ultimate
goal.

She'll do whatever it takes to get
herself on NASA's radar, or anyone

definitely want to keep my options open,
because I was like, whoever's going to

Mars, I'll go to Mars with you. I think
that the next generation, we're just

like that generation who's going to be
able to see someone walk on Mars.

So you're part of the Mars generation.

Am I part of the Mars generation?

I mean, I think you'll be around for,
you know, at least another 10, 12 years

or... How old do you think I am?

Perhaps this is the America of the
future, where one generation can walk

the next and not be intimidated to have
far fewer patches on their flight suit.

You've already thought all this through.

Yeah, I got it all laid out when I'm
going to do what. So I gained my SCUBA

certification. I'm also working on my
pilot's license to get some flight

experience, microgravity training,
spacesuit training, water survival,

decompression, G -force, geology
training, and Iceland. I can speak four

languages, English, French, Spanish, and
Chinese. I have my applied astronautics

degree, so that was basically a
certification for suborbital

You're certified for suborbital
spaceflight. Correct.

I know you needed a passport to go to
Italy. Wow. It's kind of important.

Whatever. She's still far too young to
pound beers with an astronaut.

Hoppy enough for you? It's hoppy. I like
it. Yeah.

The future fuse simulates the
environment that a fighter pilot or an

may experience during flight. And it can
reach up to 3 .2 Gs. That's three times

your body weight. It's like if I had
three clones bullying me and sitting on

of me at once. Basically.

While I've wanted to be an astronaut
since I was a kid, too, I never really

thought about how you become an
astronaut.

Easy.

A little claustrophobic in here.

I'm going to bring the ramp down now.

Jesus.

I just like this already.

All right, guys, here we go.

Lucy, it feels like you're, like, taking
off.

Yeah.

We're picking up some speed now. We're
headed towards 3G.

Oh, my goodness.

This is beautiful.

I tried to play it cool.

It was not the best interview I've ever
done.

What are some of the personal issues
you'll have to deal with with extended

space flight? I felt like I was choking
down vomit most of the time during that

interview.

which is a unique sensation.

I mean, I've had that a few times
talking to folks from the NRA, but that

for totally different reasons.

I thought the future generation was just
Julie and Xboxing and BTSing. Keep it

going.

We couldn't be where we are today
without the older generation's wrist.

So I just need to channel that.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, no, that's... Okay, okay,

okay. Okay, okay, stop, yeah.

Alyssa has the spinny stuff down cold,
but I know I can help her with some

-centric inspiration that she's sure to
appreciate.

Did you get the reference?

Like, spaceman?

Is that a thing?

I'd say more Starman.

If you're going to see if there's life
on Mars, I think this is the way to do

it. So this spacewalk, you're going to
be repairing an ammonia tank that's on

board the ISS.

Oh, I'm flying.

And you know what? If all of that was
wrong, and we didn't get any value out

going to Mars, if the only thing we got
was that kids in this country, and also

around the world, think to themselves,
you know what?

I need to pay attention to math and
science because I want to work for NASA

someday. And they might not.

Then they're going to go on and do great
things as a scientist or an engineer.

And these are the most important career
fields for our country.

So it's like the world's most lovely con
job.

I wouldn't say con job.

I mean, I'm saying a lovely con job.

It's close.

I will say, in all honesty, I think if
there's going to be a faith of the

future, On another planet, I'd like it
to be your face.

That means a lot.

It sounded weird because I was so face
-focused on that.

Yeah. Send for me when you guys have,
like, your first Whole Foods set up.

let you know when it happens.

You go ahead because I feel a little
exposed in the back.

All right.

For

those

chanting to make America great again, it
feels less like a patriotic cheer.

and more a deserved invitation to get
your ass kicked. But if Trump really

to get to MAGA by going to Mars, then
he's actually asking America to do the

following. Advocate for women in
sciences.

Fund substantial long -term projects
over short -term political stunts. Build

trust and collaborate with other
nations.

And that's a platform I can get behind.

No asterisk.

But what's the ultimate payoff to
looking back at our planet from millions

miles away?

You definitely get a different
perspective when you look at Earth from

than you do when you look at Earth when
you're standing on it. Yeah, what's that

like? It's an incredibly breathtakingly
beautiful place, and I think we take it

much for granted. And having the
perspective of looking out at Earth from

I think, changes people for the better.
I think it makes you more empathetic.

to the human condition, to our planet.
It's got its issues. It's got its scars.

When you're on a space station that
costs $100 billion and you're looking

at this beautiful planet, if we can do
this, how can we not solve that?

If we can get more people into space,
even give more people this perspective,

think it'll be for the benefit of us
all.

Would you put in a word for me with any
of the...

Billionaire buddies or folks over at
NAF, anybody who's got a ship that's

out?

If they ask me for recommendations on
crew members?

Yes. Absolutely.

Really? As soon as they ask me, I'll
mention your name. How often does that

happen? Never. It never happens? Never
happens.

But if it did?

Might. And then you would?

If they asked, absolutely.

And the chances of that are?

Slim to none.

One, two, three.

For me, one giant... I'm just going to
chill. Mankind can

wait.

Oh, shit.

I've seen the heat up in the sky And
I've

watched it all

I'm 55 and I call it trouble.

Trouble's in my hands.