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Previously, in the man cave, and also in other places, why are you and Henry

both dressed like half a goat?

We were fighting the Time Jerker. Took his new time ray he built. Whoa!

Who's that?

This is Bose. He's the vice mayor's stepson. We gotta watch him for a couple

days. What are you doing in that sandbank?

Just trying to find a place to learn to fight while asleep.

And also Spanish.

Henry, we are graduating from high school, but you aren't. Hmm?

My son is a bitch!

Oh, I need to graduate from high school to be a sidekick. Dude, I don't want to

be stuck in 12U being a sidekick for the rest of my life. You swore at us to

defend this city when I was 13.

So? So maybe I don't want to do it anymore.

What are you doing?

Quitting. Oh, so you're a quitter now, too?

Remember

me?

But then Bo said, I am Bo! And he kicked Drex right in the dindy.

And Drex said, I am defeated!

Then Bo drew his broadsword and ruled the kingdom peacefully for a hundred

years.

But that's a story for another day.

Thank you, Gronk. Tork?

This is your new sidekick?

No. Well, you're going to need a new one.

Because right about now, Henry Hart's getting a visit from my best cavemen.

Gronk, I didn't mean it like that.

Cavemen are so sensitive.

Yeah, well, I hope they're sensitive to pain.

Because your best cavemen are probably getting their cavemen butt kicked right

now.

Ah, my butt!

Ah, this hurts real bad!

What is going on? Why are there cavemen in our house?

Isn't it...

son hired some actors to put on a little show.

But it's not going to trick us into thinking you're Kid Danger. I am Kid

Ha! Henry, I went to acting school at Juilliard .com.

I think I know a fellow actor when I see one. I don't think they're actors.

Not good ones.

Okay, that's it.

Henry, how did you do that?

I told you, I'm Kid Danger. False!

You stuntmen expect us to believe that you were actually flipped by my son who

weighs 90 pounds?

I'm a clean 150.

More lies!

Get upstairs.

We sent you 100 million years into the past. How did you get back to our time?

I'll tell you how I did it. I waited. For 100 million years?

That's right.

I froze myself in a glacier on top of Mount Swellview and waited for climate

change to thaw me out.

For 100 million years?

I had my hate to keep me company.

Oh, that's nice.

That and my army of cavemen.

Well, now that's a party.

And they hate you too. See, I had plenty of time back then.

Time to tell them stories.

Stories of Captain Man and Kid Danger.

Stories about how terrible you are.

Anytime anything bad happens, I blame you and Kid Danger.

Brainstorm. Blame Captain Man and Kid Danger.

Sandstorm. Blame Captain Man and Kid Danger.

Hair loss.

Stubbed toe.

Eaten by a dinosaur.

All right, that's enough, yappy Van Winkle.

You waited 100 million years to destroy me.

Untie me.

Let's dance.

I have a better idea.

Than dancing?

I'd like to hear it. See, I was going to unleash my caveman army on you.

But when I was hiding in the ceiling, I heard Schwoz say something, and it gave

me an even better idea.

Of course.

To use the time ray that Ray and Henry brought back to send Ray for the hundred

million years into the past, just like he did with you.

Oh, but that's a great idea, too.

Schwoz?

Sorry.

Sorry, that one's on me.

Thank God.

Welcome back.

You're in luck. This next one is a banger.

Oh, yeah.

This is the same cave we were trying to get away from.

Dang it.

Ow.

I'm trying to learn to fight while I sleep.

And also Spanish.

You know what? Let's just call for a ride and get out of here. I tried.

I can't get any service.

I never thought I'd say this, but I wish I was Henry right now.

Come on, Charlotte.

Why is no one answering their phones? Better question, why are cavemen trying

smash their way into your bedroom?

They're just stuntmen, honey. They're not stuntmen, Dad. Now hop on to the

Here, Mom, take this.

Henry, what is this?

It's a pulse blaster. Dad!

Heads up!

Careful, that one's got a kick.

Dad, what did I just say?

Henry, why are there weapons hidden all over your room? Because I am Kid Danger,

which I can prove to you if I have my gum tube, which, oh my God, I forgot I

have my gum tube.

Is there something hidden behind every picture in this room?

Sorry.

You really are Kid Danger.

I knew it!

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubble and fight crime.

Feel good.

people. I want to hear some more vengeance plans.

Who's going to be a hero?

Schwoz, go.

I'm not going to help you get revenge on Captain Man.

Thank you.

Okay, I'm indestructible too. How would you get revenge on me?

That's easy.

I'd tie you to a shark's face so you end up getting chewed under water for the

rest of your life.

You can't tie someone to a shark's face.

Don't tell me what I can't do.

How about this?

We find Captain Man a nice woman.

They get married, have kids, and live a long, happy life together.

And? Then he dies of natural causes.

I think I'd rather do the shark face thing. Thank you.

Whatever. I'm going to the bathroom.

There's no bathroom that way.

I'll find something.

I think I'm going to stick with my original revenge plan.

The only problem is I'd need someone to modify this memory wiper so that it

would work on a whole city. And no one on Earth can possibly do that. Now, hold

it right there. No, no, no, no. I just meant that no one anywhere is smart

enough to do it.

For your information, sir, I... You can't do it, Schwoz.

Don't tell me what I can't do.

Did you find a bathroom?

In a way.

Henry Pruden's heart.

Oh, I know. You guys are probably really mad at me for lying to you for years.

We are so proud of you.

Your turn, Mom.

You're a superhero, son.

Other than being an actor, it's the most important thing you can be in this

world. Wait, so you're really not mad?

Even though I'm failing out of school?

Ha! No, we're still really mad about that. You are in big trouble, buddy.

I'm just going to push this into the safe zone.

So those are real cavemen out there?

Yeah, and none of my friends are answering their calls, and no one's

at the man cave, so I think Ray might be in trouble.

Your boss at Junk and Stuff?

Yeah. He's Captain Man.

Uh, no, honey. If Henry is Kid Danger, then Captain Man is obviously Jasper.

Uh, no, actually, Mom nailed that one, and I think I need to get back there,

because... Something really bad is happening.

Well, go!

I can't leave you alone with a bunch of angry cavemen. Henry, we can take care

of ourselves.

I'm Kid Danger's daddy.

We've got that pony backwards.

Okay, now it's upside down and backwards.

Henry, we've got this. Just go save Swellview.

Thanks. And Henry... Yeah?

We love you.

I love you too, guys.

say it okay but i love you too son

who

wants a taste of

daddy danger

there's

plenty more where that came from

Hey, there's no more where that came from.

You boys hungry?

Take chapstick.

And backup chapstick.

And my wallet. And this phone.

They love your ringtone.

It's paramour, honey. How could they not?

Hey, quit messing with my hair gel. That stuff's $300 a tube.

All right, you got me.

It's $500.

Oh, don't eat it. Oh, I can't watch this.

Ray, are you okay? Because I... What?

How did you... What did you... What are you doing here?

Oh, my stepdad said he'd give Captain Man a statue. Oh, no, no, no, no, no,

buddy. I was actually talking to Drake.

What are you doing here?

I've already explained that. You guys sent me to the path. I trained a caveman

army to hate you. Frozen in ice. Yada, yada, yada. Long story short, I'm back.

Well, who else is back?

The quitter.

I'm not a quitter.

Oh, so you're here to apologize and beg for your old job back? What? No. Why

would I? I accept your apology.

You're hired.

I don't. I've missed you so much. I just want things to go back to the way they

used to be. I don't want my old job back. Well, then you're fired again.

Apologize. I barely noticed you were gone. I came back here because I thought

you were in trouble. Oh, well, clearly I am fine. Oh, really?

Well, it looks like you're tied to a chair.

Well, I'm not. Well, you're insane. I'm looking right at you. I was just waiting

for the right moment to break out.

Like now.

It's not the right moment.

Okay, I'm going to help you. No, I don't need your help. Stop him.

Happy to.

Gronk, Tork.

I have to do everything myself.

Gronk, Tork, sit.

I thought my cavemen were going to take care of you at your house, but I'm

actually glad you're here, Kid Danger, because... Hey, quitter.

You don't want your job back. How come you're in uniform, huh?

I had to blow bubble to prove to my parents that I'm Kid Danger.

Well, I'm glad you're... You told your parents? You're fired.

I already quit.

So, Kid Danger, I'm glad... Did you also tell them that I'm Captain Man?

Nah, but my mom kind of figured it out.

Your mom?

Was she impressed?

My dad thought you were Jasper.

What? Would you two shut up?

I'm actually enjoying this. Did anybody ever tell you guys your back and forth

is kind of funny?

I did it. You said it was impossible, but here it is.

Schwoz, what are you doing?

Drex told me I couldn't modify the memory viper to erase the whole town's

all at once. But he was wrong.

I did it.

Schwoz, are you helping Drex?

Oh, no, no. I just built this device to prove him wrong.

And in doing so, I helped him.

Yes.

Smash, smash.

Oh, can't let you smash this.

I'm going to need it for my big plan.

What big plan?

Oh, I'll tell you.

Sick villain monologue coming.

See, what I want is to destroy what Captain Man loves the most.

And what does Captain Man love the most?

Churros. Warslides.

Henry's mom.

No.

The thing Captain Man loves the most is himself.

That's right.

Captain Man is obsessed with himself and with what other people think of him. So

what if other people don't think of him?

You're going to erase Captain Man from the memory of every single person in

Twelvia. Very good, Kid Danger.

Good luck with that plan.

What do you mean?

This thing won't even work unless you attach it to an airborne object like a

plane or a heliocopter. What a great idea.

Stop helping him, dude.

Oh, it's okay.

You see, he'll never figure out how to mount it and calibrate it without me.

I'm never coming with you over my dead body.

Not even if I take a hostage?

Yeah, okay, let me find my car key.

Just one flaw in your plan, Drek.

Oh, yeah? What's that?

I'm Captain Man.

Even if you erase the memory of me from everyone in this town, I'll just get him

to fall in love with me all over again.

I mean, look at me.

He's right.

Those eyes, that hair.

Guys, that's worldview 10.

Here's the thing.

You're not going to be around for that.

Because I'm going to do to you what you did to me.

What, tell you the headbands look cool on you as a prank?

No.

I'm going to do Swat's idea and send you back in time 100 million years.

You know what?

101 million years. With you out of the way, Swellview is going to get a new

Captain Man.

Ta -da!

No!

This town's gonna love Captain Drex.

Heck, they might even give me a statue.

But they don't give statues to cowards who hide behind their big smelly

Stay! You want a piece of me?

Let's dance, monkey man.

Finally, some dancing.

Rock, torque, up.

Put on some music or... This jam you came a hundred million years just to get

your face pounded.

Okay, okay.

You can handle the salt.

Can you handle the pepper?

All right, all right, all right.

You like the spice.

Here comes the cayenne.

I think you forgot I'm indestructible.

I didn't forget that yet.

And now you get to watch as I send your boss... Ex -boss.

101 million years into the past.

Don't worry.

If you ever want to see Captain Man again, I'm going to leave the time

Right here.

And here.

Found my keys. Anybody has to pee before they leave?

Okay.

Sent Captain Man to the past?

Beat the spices out of Kid Danger?

Got the memory wiper?

I'm good to go.

forget your hostage.

I love this guy. So helpful.

Grock, Tork, grab the science guy and let's go find ourselves a plane.

Wait, Drex, I'm not done with you.

Yeah, but I'm done with you.

Think, think,

think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. I don't

Charlotte's the one who thinks.

Wait a second.

Charlotte's the one who thinks.

If Charlotte were here, she would probably say something like,

I don't know, guys, this looks pretty bad. And then I would say, wow,

that's not very helpful.

And then Schwoz would say, I might have a device.

And then I'd say, nice, Schwoz. What does that device do?

And then Ray would probably say, I got a device that can fix this. My fist.

And then Jasper, he'd say, I got a device that can comb my hair. And then

would be like, Jasper, that's a comb. And I'd be like, guys, can we please

focus? Because Drex is back.

And he just sent Ray to the past.

And he just kidnapped Boze and Schwoz. And he's going to erase everybody's

memory in 12U. And I'm freaking out, guys. I'm freaking out.

And then Charlotte would probably be like, everything's going to be fine.

on, Charlotte. I'm trying to.

Two guys came back.

Good to see you.

Okay, things are bad. Drex is back, and he sent Ray to the pass, but I beat him

up pretty bad, but then he got away. Henry!

We heard you.

Right. Okay, that'll save us a lot of time, but I'm still freaking out. I

know what to do.

Just don't freak out.

Yeah, because we're here, and we're going to help you.

Yeah. If this guy messes with you, he messes with us.

Hey, I'm just going to push this into the safe zone.

Really think we can do this?

Absolutely. No doubt. 50 -50.

I like those odds.

Team Danger on three.

One. Two.

Three. Team Danger!

Welcome back.

We don't have a plan. I know.

Do you have a plan?

She always has a plan. She's always got a plan.

No, but seriously, do you have a plan?

I have a plan.

Where's he going? I honestly have no idea.