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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:19,730 Swaz, what is that thing? 2 00:00:20,530 --> 00:00:21,429 Oh, nothing. 3 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:22,550 It's just the Omega weapon. 4 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:29,270 The one from the blueprints Ray and Henry got from all those bad guys in No 5 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:30,209 Man's Land? 6 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:33,050 Yeah. The one that can take away Ray's superpower? 7 00:00:33,690 --> 00:00:34,690 That's it. 8 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:36,130 Why would you build that? 9 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:41,110 Because Ray told me I couldn't, and I hate it when people tell me I can't do 10 00:00:41,110 --> 00:00:44,330 something. I thought he said you shouldn't build it. 11 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:49,630 Yeah, well, he shouldn't pinch my cheeks and steal my cereal every morning, but 12 00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:51,610 I guess we all do things we shouldn't do. 13 00:00:56,710 --> 00:00:59,910 See, eating turkey legages makes me feel more manly. See, that's how I feel 14 00:00:59,910 --> 00:01:00,669 about grilled cheese. 15 00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:01,589 What? 16 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,070 Oh, hey, Schwoz, give me some of that cereal. 17 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,289 No! 18 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:06,150 Wait. 19 00:01:06,430 --> 00:01:07,930 Are you building the Omega weapon again? 20 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:10,310 Yes. The one that can take Ray's superpower? 21 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:11,730 That's it. 22 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:13,460 Why do you keep building that? 23 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,200 Well, why do you keep pinching my cheeks and stealing my cereal every morning? 24 00:01:17,420 --> 00:01:19,240 Because you're so cute when you get mad. 25 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,440 Now give me some of that sweet booty crunch. 26 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:28,860 Get that away from me. Stop. 27 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:30,540 Stop. Everybody stop. 28 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:33,700 Look, he's so cute. Look at his face. 29 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,300 I'm not cute. You're cute. 30 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,840 We're all cute, okay? 31 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,300 We're all cute. 32 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:47,540 Wait, why are you and Henry both dressed like half a ghost? 33 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:52,400 Oh, these are togas. We were fighting the Time Jerker. Yeah, chased them all 34 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:53,400 way to ancient Rome. 35 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:58,560 Had some pretty good food there. We watched a bear fight a flock of turkeys. 36 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,000 Yes, we did. The turkeys actually won. 37 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,220 Wow. 38 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,940 Stumbled across some pretty good statues. 39 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:08,419 All right, you can all roll your eyes and groan now. 40 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:12,950 When the city of Swellview finally builds me my own statue of Captain 41 00:02:12,950 --> 00:02:15,090 will roll our eyes and groan harder. 42 00:02:16,190 --> 00:02:19,770 Considering everything I've done for this city, it's the least they could do 43 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:24,010 me. You already have your own holiday. They just opened Captain Man Stadium. 44 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:28,430 There are 12 streets named after you. Which makes driving very confusing. 45 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:30,810 Anyway, 46 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:35,470 we captured the Time Jerker. We took his new time ray he built. 47 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:40,950 Same way any dark matter fluctuator does. You just point and shoot. No, no, 48 00:02:40,950 --> 00:02:41,950 mean this! 49 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:43,610 Okay. 50 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:51,710 Where'd you send it? Uh, to, uh, right about now. 51 00:02:54,250 --> 00:02:55,270 What the heck? 52 00:02:56,150 --> 00:02:58,430 Hey, I'm trying to study. Quit throwing stuff at me. 53 00:02:59,610 --> 00:03:02,230 Hey! Hey! Swans! Swans, get back here! 54 00:03:02,490 --> 00:03:03,490 Get out! 55 00:03:03,530 --> 00:03:04,750 Would you guys keep it down? 56 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:06,250 I'm sleep learning. 57 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,400 Just learning. 58 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,080 What are you talking about? 59 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,000 Learn to fight while you sleep. 60 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,560 And also Spanish. 61 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,120 Mm -hmm. It's a 100 -hour audio book that teaches you to fight while you 62 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,740 Those books don't work. 63 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:23,819 Yeah, they do. 64 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:26,340 And I want to learn to fight, so I'm going on a mission with you and Ray 65 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,340 I head off to college. 66 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:31,020 Well, I think you've got plenty of time, Jasper, because we don't graduate high 67 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,020 school for another year. 68 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,320 All right, guys. 69 00:03:37,060 --> 00:03:38,060 Right? 70 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:40,100 Guys? 71 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:41,580 Does he not know? 72 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:43,300 Not know what? 73 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,140 Someone's got to tell him. 74 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,439 Tell me what? 75 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,440 You tell him. 76 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,100 Uh, I can't. I'm slurning. 77 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Okay, what's going on? 78 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:01,900 Henry, we're graduating this week. 79 00:04:07,329 --> 00:04:08,329 OK, 80 00:04:09,390 --> 00:04:10,410 this is just bad. 81 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,410 Henry. 82 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:16,250 We are graduating from high school. 83 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:21,610 But you aren't. But you aren't. 84 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,130 I know you can hear me. 85 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:28,310 You're just using our thing as a defense mechanism. 86 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:36,040 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after school job, but then an 87 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:38,640 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 88 00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,580 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 89 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:10,280 not graduating. How could I not be graduating? You've missed too much class 90 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,600 fighting crime over the years. You don't have enough credits to graduate. 91 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,700 I mean, honestly, when was the last time you were in school? 92 00:05:17,220 --> 00:05:20,980 The other day when I broke my arm and Rain Schwoz came in with the trebuchet. 93 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,440 That was a year ago. 94 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:23,720 What? 95 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,640 And then they would tell me I'm not graduating. 96 00:05:27,180 --> 00:05:30,300 School's been sending you warning letters every week for a year. 97 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,880 Did you open any? 98 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,640 No, I just tossed them aside because I assumed they were bad news. 99 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:37,100 Well, good news. 100 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,600 You still have... perfect teeth? 101 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,560 Yes, thank you, Charlotte. My teeth are great. But also, are you about to move 102 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:46,560 away and go to college? 103 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,380 Yeah, I'm leaving for Dystopia the day after we graduate. 104 00:05:49,620 --> 00:05:53,240 You're going to college in Dystopia? No. That place is a crime -ridden toilet, 105 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,580 and it's on the other side of the world. 106 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:57,840 I know that. Do you even speak Dystopian? When did you learn this? How 107 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:58,840 I missed? 108 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:03,640 I'm taking a gap year to run a charity in Dystopia. After that, I'm going to 109 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,620 Harvard. What about Jasper? Is he going to Dystopia, too? 110 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:11,780 Uh, no, he got into Harvard, which sounds like Harvard, but it's a very 111 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:12,780 different school. 112 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:16,660 Hey, we gotta roll. Are we all packed up for one night in the desert? 113 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,220 Yeah. You load up your car, and I'll wake up Jasper. 114 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,660 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. One night in the desert is 115 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:25,940 all -night party for graduating seniors only. I'm graduating, too. 116 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,940 Huh? Going to Florida State. 117 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,480 Huh? Don't start. 118 00:06:30,940 --> 00:06:33,300 You're my younger sister. How could you be graduating already? 119 00:06:33,520 --> 00:06:34,520 I did bad things. 120 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,120 Spent a lot of time in summer school. 121 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:40,520 Ended up earning enough extra credits to graduate early. 122 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,240 Seniors! Seniors! 123 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,600 Seniors! 124 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:47,880 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Release! 125 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:49,340 Release! 126 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,320 Release! Release! 127 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,140 Ray, I got a big problem here. 128 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,500 One thing at a time, Henry. Okay. 129 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,360 From Saul. 130 00:07:05,110 --> 00:07:06,110 What's your deal? 131 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:09,590 My deal is that everyone's graduating from high school except me. 132 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:12,470 So? You don't need to graduate from high school to be a sidekick. 133 00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:14,550 I don't want to be a sidekick for the rest of my life. 134 00:07:14,770 --> 00:07:15,770 Then you won't be. 135 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:19,810 You can take over and be a full -on superhero when I retire. In 30 years. 136 00:07:20,450 --> 00:07:21,450 30 years? 137 00:07:22,110 --> 00:07:25,090 Okay, you got me. More like 40 years. I'm in fantastic shape. 138 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:28,810 I don't want to be stuck in Swellview being a sidekick for the rest of my 139 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:32,470 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were stuck in Swellview with me. 140 00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:35,450 Yeah, I guess I didn't realize it either. 141 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:39,050 I've been too busy down in the man cave for six years answering emergency calls. 142 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:41,509 Emergency call. 143 00:07:41,510 --> 00:07:43,310 See? I'll answer it. 144 00:07:43,590 --> 00:07:44,810 Better go to emergency voicemail. 145 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:46,590 Henry and I aren't done here yet. 146 00:07:47,290 --> 00:07:48,670 Emergency voicemail is full. 147 00:07:49,610 --> 00:07:53,950 Really? Yeah. Remember that girl, Mika, who saved you when Jack Fertilman 148 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:55,210 trapped you inside that escape room? 149 00:07:55,430 --> 00:07:56,950 Uh, we saved her, but yes. 150 00:07:58,030 --> 00:08:02,470 Well, she leaves about ten messages a day asking if she can help you guys 151 00:08:02,470 --> 00:08:03,470 crime. 152 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,720 Hi, it's Mika. Just want to let you know that I'm here if you need me to help 153 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,659 fight crime. 154 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:08,980 Hey, it's Mika, again. 155 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,440 Here if you need me. 156 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:11,620 Here if you need me. 157 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:16,020 Hey, this is Miles. Can you call my sister back? She's losing her... Okay, I 158 00:08:16,020 --> 00:08:17,360 don't know what Miles told you. 159 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,500 This is the vice mayor. 160 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:21,980 Oh, oh, that's probably about my statue. Press play, press play. 161 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:25,720 I need you and Kid Danger to come to my office right away. 162 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:27,760 Ha, ha, ha, you hear that? 163 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,000 He just said he's going to give me my statue. 164 00:08:31,060 --> 00:08:34,340 He didn't say a single word about a statue. 165 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:36,000 What else could it be about? 166 00:08:36,340 --> 00:08:37,340 Literally anything. 167 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:39,780 Release! 168 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:41,559 Release! Release! 169 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,600 Trap! Trap! 170 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:44,880 Trap! 171 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:52,280 Maybe I can talk to the vice mayor and he can pull some strings and let me 172 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,199 graduate or something. 173 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:57,860 What? No, no, no, no, no, no. Henry? No, no, no. Why? The vice mayor only grants 174 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:58,860 one wish for a meeting, okay? 175 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,300 So if anyone's going to be rubbing his little belly and getting worse, granted, 176 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,360 it's going to be this guy, all right? 177 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:03,660 Who's Henry? 178 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:10,380 Uh... Not... me. 179 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:11,760 Not him. 180 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:13,220 Okay. 181 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:15,540 Wait, wait. Come back. 182 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,800 I'm coming back. 183 00:09:18,380 --> 00:09:20,340 Where's the vice mayor? On vacation with my mom. 184 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:21,780 What? 185 00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:22,900 What? 186 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:26,340 He told me to play this for you when you get here. 187 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:30,610 Clapton Manning. 188 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:32,250 Captain Manning. Whatever. 189 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:36,250 I'm the vice mayor, not the recorded twice mayor. So I'm just going to keep 190 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,050 going. Fellas, this here is Bose. 191 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:39,910 Hey, Captain Manning, Kid Danger. 192 00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:41,130 Hey, Future Bose. 193 00:09:41,290 --> 00:09:42,290 Hey, Best Bose. 194 00:09:42,690 --> 00:09:43,690 That's me. 195 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:47,190 I married Bose's mom yesterday, which means I get to go on vacation. 196 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:49,490 With her, not with Bose. 197 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:51,650 So he's your responsibility now. 198 00:09:52,070 --> 00:09:54,730 What? Watch him, feed him, change his diapers. 199 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:57,250 Whatever. I'll be back in two days. 200 00:09:57,490 --> 00:10:01,070 His mom assures me that she'll know if you try and swap mouths for another kid. 201 00:10:01,490 --> 00:10:02,530 Don't even try that. 202 00:10:03,090 --> 00:10:04,090 Dang it! 203 00:10:04,610 --> 00:10:09,090 If you keep him safe and mostly unharmed, there might just be a statue 204 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:12,470 your future, if you know what I'm saying. And what I'm saying is, I'll 205 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:13,470 a statue. 206 00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:16,150 Yes! Yes! 207 00:10:16,310 --> 00:10:17,310 See you in two days. 208 00:10:17,890 --> 00:10:19,590 Now turn this thing off or look away. 209 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:23,860 Unless you want to see me in the tiniest... beach legal swimsuit in the 210 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:31,100 Come on, buddy. 211 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,460 Dude, no, we can't just take this kid back to the man cave. 212 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:40,560 So we just find some excuse to dump him with Jasper, Shiper, Charlotte, 213 00:10:40,780 --> 00:10:44,060 Charlotte, I feel like you could have. 214 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,360 Cat's out of the bag. 215 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,720 We know someone named Charlotte. 216 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,070 Great. Can't wait to meet her, Jasper, Shiper, and Henry. 217 00:10:52,690 --> 00:10:53,409 Let's go. 218 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:56,790 No, we can't stick with any of those people because they're all one night in 219 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,710 desert. Even Shiper? Yeah, she's graduating already. 220 00:11:00,070 --> 00:11:00,869 Before Shu? 221 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:03,830 She's graduating before Shu? She took a lot of summer school and I can't stink 222 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,070 of believe this is happening to me. 223 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:11,770 Careful! 224 00:11:11,950 --> 00:11:15,030 You could have severely injured my chances of getting a statue. 225 00:11:33,930 --> 00:11:35,270 We still got this cave all to ourselves. 226 00:11:35,890 --> 00:11:37,650 And we're still graduating tomorrow. 227 00:11:38,050 --> 00:11:39,190 Senor! Senor! 228 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:41,270 Senor! 229 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:45,470 What are you doing in that sandbank? 230 00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,450 Just trying to find a place to learn to fight while asleep. 231 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:48,710 And also Spanish. 232 00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:50,870 But people keep flaking me out. 233 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,150 Out! 234 00:11:53,070 --> 00:11:54,330 Hey, man, I was here first. 235 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:59,150 Bitch, Bilski, you're not even graduating. I'm crashing one night in 236 00:11:59,230 --> 00:12:02,550 okay? I started high school ten years ago. I'm not waiting another three to 237 00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:03,550 graduate. 238 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:16,540 You haven't even graduated yet. Only because the system's biased against dumb 239 00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:18,780 people. Hey, be quiet. I'm trying to learn. 240 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,720 You want to find a different cave? Yes. 241 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,500 Seniors! Seniors! 242 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,120 Seniors! Nice great teacher! 243 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,980 Get out of here! 244 00:12:31,060 --> 00:12:31,720 Albert 245 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:39,520 Einstein? 246 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,960 LeBron James? 247 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:44,310 The poet? What? None of these people graduated from high school. 248 00:12:45,990 --> 00:12:48,150 I'm positive all those people graduated from high school. 249 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:50,710 Oh, my God! Is that my statue? 250 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:56,150 Oh, wow. I thought I'd be bigger. Shut up. I don't care. Just open the crate. I 251 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,010 want to see my statue. There's no statue inside. 252 00:12:58,650 --> 00:13:00,610 Huh? Then what is this thing? 253 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,870 Whoa! Is this the man cave? 254 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:04,609 Who's that? 255 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:05,610 Oh, this is Bose. 256 00:13:05,710 --> 00:13:07,810 He's the vice mayor's stepson. We've got to watch him for a couple days. 257 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:09,589 Who's this guy? 258 00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:10,590 Shiper? Jasper? 259 00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:14,710 Oh, no, that's, uh, Schwoz. 260 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:17,450 Schwoz, wow, I did it again. 261 00:13:18,890 --> 00:13:19,890 Nice to meet you, Schwoz. 262 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:21,690 I want to dig up that memory wiper. 263 00:13:22,530 --> 00:13:23,389 I'll need it. 264 00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:24,530 What does the memory wiper do? 265 00:13:24,850 --> 00:13:26,210 Ooh, you might not need it, Ray. 266 00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:27,529 Who's Ray? 267 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:28,790 Yeah, yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go. 268 00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:30,170 Wait, wait, wait, Schwoz. 269 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:31,910 What is this thing? 270 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:35,750 It's for the meeting Kid Danger set up with the mayor of Neighborville. 271 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,179 What kind of meeting? 272 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,180 Is that today? 273 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,260 He's being recruited to be a superhero. 274 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:46,160 For Neighborville. 275 00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:49,320 Go get the memory wipe for Schwoz. 276 00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:51,240 Let me know if you take the job. 277 00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:52,540 Okay. 278 00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:55,060 Oh, yeah? 279 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,680 Listen, uh... I can, uh... I can explain. 280 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:02,580 Oh, yeah? 281 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,060 Previously in The Man Cave... 282 00:14:08,350 --> 00:14:12,070 Captain Man was upset to find out that Kid Danger set up a meeting to be 283 00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:13,990 recruited by the mayor of Naperville. 284 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:17,730 Schwoz was off finding the memory wiper, whatever that is. 285 00:14:18,510 --> 00:14:19,510 Boze was a little hungry. 286 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,010 Let's see what happens. 287 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,270 Sorry, I watch a lot of TV. 288 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:29,810 So how long you been thinking about leaving me? Look, I'm not trying to 289 00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:32,490 you, okay? Look, I don't even want the Naperville job. Yeah, what's this crate 290 00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:35,870 doing here? The mayor wouldn't stop calling me, okay? So I thought I'd 291 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,840 Let him come here, make his case, and then I'd say no and he'd never ask 292 00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,260 Yeah, okay. Yeah, well then, hey, let's hear his pitch. 293 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:43,080 I mean, if it's from Neighborville, it's probably lame. 294 00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:15,170 You're going to love your very own D -D -D -Danger Cave. 295 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:24,510 And you'll never be lonely with your new roommate, the cheerleaders. 296 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:32,390 Who cares about cheerleaders? I'll tell you who 297 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:35,870 cares. Kid Danger's new sidekick, Old Mildred. 298 00:15:55,820 --> 00:15:59,420 What would you say to having your very own statue? 299 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,160 Okay, that's enough. 300 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:03,439 That's right. 301 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,440 A statue! 302 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,600 You know, maybe you should take the job, Henry. 303 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200 Who's Henry? 304 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:13,159 Dang it! 305 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,220 I think it's him. 306 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:16,860 Where's that memory wiper, Schwoz? 307 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,440 I don't want the job. 308 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:19,940 Oh, really? 309 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,280 Because I'm starting to question your commitment to Swellview. My commitment 310 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,280 Swellview? Are you kidding me? 311 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:28,060 Well... You don't seem very committed to me. I'm not graduating from high school 312 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:29,360 because of how committed I am to this job. 313 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,460 Oh, my friends are leaving. I'm stuck here in Swellview being a sidekick and 314 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,419 saving lives. 315 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:37,800 Exactly. I've been too busy saving everyone else's lives. I forgot to have 316 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,280 of my own. You swore an oath to defend this city when I was 13. 317 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,540 So? So maybe I don't want to do it anymore. 318 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:46,680 Yeah, because you're obviously terrified of being stuck here in Swellview with 319 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,660 me. Yeah, Ray, I am. 320 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:49,940 Who's Ray? 321 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200 David. 322 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,820 I think it's that guy. 323 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,360 Where's that? 324 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:59,240 why bourgeois i don't want to be your sidekick for another 30 or 40 or 50 325 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:03,680 but man that was always the plan you'd be my sidekick and then you take over as 326 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:08,040 captain man when i retire i don't want to be captain man okay i don't ever want 327 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:14,660 to be captain man i will never ever be captain man right there 328 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:21,560 then why are you even here that's a good question 329 00:17:27,369 --> 00:17:28,369 What are you doing? 330 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,550 Quitting. 331 00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:43,250 Hey, everyone. 332 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:45,710 I'm Henry Hart. 333 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,650 And I used to be Kid Danger. 334 00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:56,230 Oh, and Ray? 335 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,280 What? 336 00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:00,180 I'm taller than you. 337 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,480 Sir, can I get a ride home? 338 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:13,700 There, there, there. 339 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,360 There, there you are, young man. 340 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,820 Honestly, Mom, I'm not in the mood right now. I just got in a huge fight with my 341 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:22,100 boss, and I don't even know if I want to go back. Your son is a failure. 342 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,720 Okay, it's a little harsh. 343 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:28,980 Your father and I were snooping in your room, and we found your letter. 344 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,400 What letter? 345 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,380 You're not graduating from high school. 346 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,360 Oh, those letters. 347 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,260 My son is a failure! 348 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,840 Okay, listen, um... How are you failing all of your classes? What have you been 349 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,200 doing with your life? I'll tell you, nothing. 350 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:49,560 Well, actually... He's been doing nothing because he's a failure! 351 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,460 You want to know what I've been doing with my life, Dad? 352 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,640 I'll tell you what I've been doing. 353 00:18:55,820 --> 00:18:56,820 Saving this town. 354 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,760 That's right. 355 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,240 I'm Kid Danger. 356 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,760 So her son's a liar now, too. 357 00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:10,820 Why would I lie? Stop it, Henry. I really am Kid Danger. Here, I'll prove 358 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:11,820 you. 359 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,800 Okay, look, I don't have my gumballs because I just quit. But if I didn't 360 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,860 quit... Oh, so you're a quitter now, too? 361 00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:24,370 Well, technically, yes, but I didn't know that I was gonna... 362 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:31,990 If 363 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:35,310 you're looking for Kid Danger, I actually just quit. 364 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:47,110 Okay, almost done wiping everyone's memories. 365 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:48,470 Hey, hey, hey. 366 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,860 You did a great job of wiping everyone else's memories. 367 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:54,420 Oh, thank you. 368 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,820 But maybe this time you could find it in your heart to just let me go. 369 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,720 Ah, get out of here. 370 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Bless you, sir. 371 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,100 Oh, what a cutie. 372 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:16,580 What you doing? 373 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,640 Buying a school. 374 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,160 School fish? 375 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,200 Good idea. 376 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,640 You gonna ride him or race him? 377 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:26,720 No, it's a school for people. 378 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,339 Good idea. 379 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:29,520 You gonna ride him or race him? 380 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,500 What? No. 381 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:37,540 I'm buying a fake school so that when Henry comes crawling back in begging me 382 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:40,840 for his job... Hey, one last memory to buy. Won't take long. 383 00:20:41,180 --> 00:20:46,600 Not a whole lot going on in the old, um... Rain? 384 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,800 No. 385 00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,170 Head? 386 00:20:52,470 --> 00:20:53,470 No. 387 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:55,370 What was the first one? 388 00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:57,670 Brain? 389 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,490 No. 390 00:21:00,890 --> 00:21:02,110 Wait, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on. 391 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,390 I'm going to get my statue. I've got to return this kid like I found him. 392 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:07,690 Sitting down. On it. 393 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,750 Schwoz, how hard would it be to alter the memory wipers to only erase the 394 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,790 specific memories? Like, only memories that involve me or things that I've said 395 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:18,309 or done? 396 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,710 Yeah, there's a setting right here. 397 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:24,150 I'm sorry, what? 398 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:29,830 It's easy. I can adjust this setting and it will only wipe the memories of you. 399 00:21:31,630 --> 00:21:34,230 Then why haven't we been doing that this whole time, Schwoz? 400 00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:36,890 Because he's so funny. 401 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:43,150 Oh, no, I don't know who I am. I've lost all knowledge of my life and the people 402 00:21:43,150 --> 00:21:44,150 who love me. 403 00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:45,850 That's true. 404 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:47,150 He's so funny. 405 00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:51,010 But in his case, maybe just wipe his memories of me. 406 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:52,750 Got it. 407 00:22:01,370 --> 00:22:03,990 Remember me? 29247

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