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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,650 --> 00:00:25,990 I will not see death coming. 2 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:32,710 I did not see death coming. 3 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:36,310 Do you ever get bored playing chess against yourself? 4 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:39,110 No, I don't. But I sometimes do. 5 00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:44,210 The gods are coming back! 6 00:00:49,190 --> 00:00:50,370 Why did you do that? 7 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,960 Ray gets mad whenever people do smart stuff in front of him. 8 00:00:55,660 --> 00:00:56,840 Hey, give me the chessboard. 9 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:59,400 But I got myself right where I want me. 10 00:00:59,700 --> 00:01:01,440 You'll get yourself next time. 11 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:10,260 Where were they anyway? 12 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,380 They went to throw melons at that abandoned house that people throw melons 13 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,780 Without me? But I've been saving them once for a month. 14 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,780 They should be back soon. I just asked them to swing by my house and pick up my 15 00:01:23,780 --> 00:01:27,980 phone charger on the way back. You sent Ray, Henry, and Jesper to your house 16 00:01:27,980 --> 00:01:29,320 with no adult supervision. 17 00:01:29,900 --> 00:01:30,920 Yeah? What's the problem? 18 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:34,840 Yeah. You don't have one old Disney movie that isn't. Oh, you're right. Oh, 19 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:38,880 wait. Time's changing. You're right. Much more inclusive now. Whoa, whoa, 20 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:39,880 whoa, whoa. 21 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,100 Hey. What's up? Hey. 22 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:42,720 Hey. Hey. 23 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:43,699 Hey. Hi. 24 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,800 Hey. Did you go to my house? 25 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,760 Sure did. Oh, yeah. Walked right in. 26 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:50,200 So? What happened? 27 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,500 We got your phone charger. 28 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,960 Why is it hot? 29 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,760 Because we pulled out of the fire. 30 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:00,980 You are welcome. 31 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,560 It's at the shower. 32 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:08,600 I told you she'd be like that. Yeah, I know. I owe you ten bucks, right? 33 00:02:09,419 --> 00:02:11,960 Did you guys light my house on fire? 34 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,440 No, no, no. 35 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:16,520 I mean... 36 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:21,560 Yeah. Just the kitchen. The kitchen is gone. I guess, yes. It's gone. The rest 37 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,820 of the house. Totally fine. Yeah. 38 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,720 How did you guys light my kitchen on fire? 39 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,040 Oh, this is going to be good. Let me get some popcorn. 40 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,220 What happened? 41 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:35,140 Okay, first of all, we've been trying to light switch anyway. It was very dark. 42 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:38,320 And kind of cold. I happen to have a flare on me. Which would solve both 43 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,420 problems. Oh, my God. 44 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:41,880 Show her. Okay. 45 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,120 No. 46 00:02:45,550 --> 00:02:48,310 I had a flare in your kitchen. And then we started exploring. 47 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:50,250 First thing we found were the curtains. 48 00:02:50,770 --> 00:02:53,330 Well, the flare found them. 49 00:02:54,410 --> 00:02:55,730 Those things went up fast. 50 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:59,070 Did you guys try to put it out? 51 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:00,950 Yes, of course we did. 52 00:03:01,490 --> 00:03:04,790 But, um, you know that saying, fight fire with fire? 53 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,250 Yeah, that does not work. No. 54 00:03:06,850 --> 00:03:08,010 Let's hit the showers. Woo! 55 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:15,030 What's your problem with showers, Charlotte? 56 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:15,929 Yeah, right? 57 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:16,930 I said showers. 58 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:19,990 You guys, what about my kitchen? 59 00:03:21,650 --> 00:03:25,130 I'll take care of it. You'll have a new kitchen in six to eight weeks. 60 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:27,390 Take a look at these cabinet samples. 61 00:03:28,050 --> 00:03:30,870 We could do oak or maybe mahogany. 62 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:36,370 I don't need a new kitchen in six to eight weeks. I need a kitchen today. 63 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:39,070 Why? Yeah, what's your deal? 64 00:03:40,210 --> 00:03:44,860 My deal is that I have a date tonight. with Jack Swagger, and I was gonna make 65 00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:46,140 him dinner at my house! 66 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:49,560 Wait, you know Jack Swagger? 67 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,340 International music superstar Jack Swagger? 68 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:55,940 Youngest person to win a Grammy, Jack Swagger? 69 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:57,260 Do you have a date? 70 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,120 Yes, with Jack Swagger. 71 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:04,960 How do you know Jack Swagger? 72 00:04:05,380 --> 00:04:08,780 We went to camp together like ten years ago, back when he was Jack Swagger with. 73 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,260 Okay, how did we not know each other until now? 74 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,400 I've told you guys like a million times. You guys just never listen to me. I 75 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:16,860 don't believe you. I don't know that. 76 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:19,440 Truth or flair? 77 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,720 Truth. 78 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,360 Who's the first person you ever smooched? 79 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:29,160 Jack Swagger. Summer camp. Back when he was Jack Swagger with me. Check me out. 80 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:30,960 Check me out. I'm Flairy Potter. 81 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,300 Magic. Magic. 82 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:37,320 Yara wins at Flairy Potter. 83 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,020 Yes. Yes. 84 00:04:39,420 --> 00:04:41,420 Oh. Okay. Bye. 85 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:42,770 You told us one time. 86 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,329 Who's that from? 87 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,010 Jack Swagger. We went to camp together. 88 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:54,470 He's playing at the Swobby Bowl tonight, so we're going to go out for dinner. 89 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:55,510 The ice cream man! 90 00:04:56,770 --> 00:04:57,770 Oh, my gosh. 91 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:03,490 Okay, so you mentioned it twice. 92 00:05:03,710 --> 00:05:06,650 You know, scientists say that you have to hear something three times to be 93 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:07,650 legally remembered. 94 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,100 Hey, can you guys swing by my house and pick up my phone charger on the way 95 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:15,020 back? I have a date with Jack Swagger. I know him from camp. 96 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:19,580 Oh, and by the way, the light switch in the kitchen's a little hard to find, 97 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:24,440 so... Wow, was that today? 98 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:25,940 That was an hour ago. 99 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,360 An hour ago today? 100 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:32,260 And I can think of seven more times I've told you guys. Not enough time. Well, 101 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:37,460 Jack was supposed to come to my house and have dinner tonight. But now I can't 102 00:05:37,460 --> 00:05:38,460 make him dinner. 103 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,800 Why not? 104 00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:41,740 We got your phone charger. 105 00:05:43,280 --> 00:05:45,440 Guys, you burned down my kitchen! 106 00:05:46,820 --> 00:05:48,760 Take him out to restaurants. Soda voce. 107 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:50,200 Nice place. 108 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:54,320 Romantic. Kitchen. Not burned. That you know of. That I know of. 109 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,260 We tried that. 110 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,840 He's too famous. He gets mobbed wherever he goes. 111 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:01,020 Yeah, saw him at the dentist once. 112 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,259 Tackled him. 113 00:06:02,260 --> 00:06:03,720 Turns out, different guy. 114 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,620 So, you guys can only have dates at your house? 115 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:11,660 Or a secret restaurant. Like one time in New York, he took me to this cool 116 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:14,000 underground spot below a fake laundromat. I got it! 117 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:18,300 We need some place to turn into a fake restaurant, eh? 118 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,580 Some place nobody knows about? 119 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:24,040 Somewhere underground? 120 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:29,520 I say we make a fake restaurant in Henry's house. 121 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:30,720 Yeah. No. 122 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,039 Why not? 123 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,780 There's a hawk in my house. There's a hawk in your house? 124 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,300 That's what Piper said. 125 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,460 What are you doing out here? 126 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,000 Can't go inside. 127 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,620 There's a hawk in the house. 128 00:06:45,200 --> 00:06:46,740 He hates me. 129 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:51,300 Why is there a hawk in our house? I heard a cricket downstairs last night. 130 00:06:51,980 --> 00:06:52,980 Go on. 131 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:58,500 Well, the cricket kept me awake, so I grabbed some mice and brought them in to 132 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:02,280 get the cricket. The mice got the cricket, but then they wouldn't leave, 133 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,240 grabbed a handful of snakes to drive out the mice. 134 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,320 So there are a bunch of snakes in our house now? 135 00:07:08,350 --> 00:07:10,310 Not since I got the hawk. 136 00:07:11,070 --> 00:07:12,910 He hates me. 137 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:20,490 Relax, Tony. 138 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,610 He's outside. 139 00:07:26,090 --> 00:07:28,550 I may need to crash here until the hawk leaves. 140 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:32,770 Okay, so we'll do it in the man cave. Do what in the man cave? Make it a secret 141 00:07:32,770 --> 00:07:33,770 restaurant. Yes! 142 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:36,830 No, we're not turning the man cave into a secret restaurant. 143 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,600 You burned down my kitchen? You never listen to me. You get mad at me when I 144 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,980 read books in the man cave. 145 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,280 I knew I smelled books in here. 146 00:07:48,420 --> 00:07:50,200 You owe me. 147 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:55,320 Fine. We'll turn the man cave into a restaurant. 148 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:56,860 Yes. 149 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,920 Who was playing chess? 150 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,240 Foise? Daddy! 151 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,600 What am I doing? 152 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:11,070 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after school job, but then an 153 00:08:11,070 --> 00:08:13,670 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 154 00:08:14,190 --> 00:08:16,570 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 155 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:17,790 Feels good. 156 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:51,350 Grabbed my tie. Wouldn't give it back. Luckily, my dad distracted it with his 157 00:08:51,350 --> 00:08:52,430 face. Is he okay? 158 00:08:52,850 --> 00:08:57,230 Uh, yeah. He's okay. He's got, like, razor talons and, like, a knife beak, 159 00:08:57,230 --> 00:08:58,550 No, no, I meant your dad. 160 00:08:58,890 --> 00:09:01,550 Oh, no, he's in serious pain. This place looks great. Where's Ray? 161 00:09:02,050 --> 00:09:03,050 Chef's in the kitchen. 162 00:09:03,790 --> 00:09:04,790 Where's the kitchen? 163 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:07,630 Behind the... soundproof curtain. 164 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:09,070 What? 165 00:09:28,780 --> 00:09:29,780 Chef sounds mad. 166 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:31,740 Yeah, we should check on him. 167 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:33,720 Oh, come on! 168 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,660 Hey, what are you doing? 169 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,500 I can't find my fifth flare. 170 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:40,160 And if I don't have all five flares, it's ruined. 171 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,080 Put the flares away, man. They're for emergencies only. Or for playing truth 172 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,140 flare. It's fine. 173 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:50,560 I just had the thing. Flare got it. It was here a second ago. I found it. 174 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,800 I found it. Just stop. Move. Where is it? 175 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,650 Dude, you gotta stop. blinding flares in kitchens. Why? What's the worst that 176 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:00,650 could happen? 177 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:02,450 Okay, hand it over. Give it back to me, man. Give it back. We're done. 178 00:10:02,710 --> 00:10:03,870 We're done. We're done. 179 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:05,450 Ah, you're ruining my process. 180 00:10:05,830 --> 00:10:07,330 No, no, put him in the dump again. 181 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:09,010 Okay, 182 00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:13,750 uh, Charlotte and Jack Swagger are closed. I gotta go up to Juggerstuff and 183 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:14,750 pretend like it's a fake store. 184 00:10:14,890 --> 00:10:15,890 It is a fake store. 185 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,530 Exactly. This guy gets it. 186 00:10:20,130 --> 00:10:21,130 What are you wearing? 187 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,150 Schwoz and I are the chefs. I am dressed like a chef. 188 00:10:26,730 --> 00:10:27,730 From a cartoon? 189 00:10:27,830 --> 00:10:29,650 This is what chefs wear in cartoons. 190 00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:31,670 No, in real life. 191 00:10:31,870 --> 00:10:32,870 Okay. 192 00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:35,990 Boom. 193 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:37,690 Now that's a chef. 194 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:41,890 No, I got a can of pasta sauce right here with a picture of a chef on it. 195 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:43,990 what a chef wears. Here's what a chef looks like. 196 00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:47,250 What's it today, Danny? I'm drunk like a chef. 197 00:10:47,550 --> 00:10:48,570 Oh, from a cartoon? 198 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:50,670 This guy gets it. 199 00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:52,350 Look at the can! The can's alive! 200 00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:54,170 This is what a chef looks like! 201 00:11:09,230 --> 00:11:11,930 I am so sorry. We are fully committed this evening. 202 00:11:12,270 --> 00:11:13,910 There are no tables available. 203 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:15,810 Madam President. 204 00:11:17,730 --> 00:11:22,410 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there because I was just on the phone with the 205 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:23,410 President. 206 00:11:24,410 --> 00:11:25,510 Wow. Yeah. 207 00:11:26,190 --> 00:11:27,190 Okay. 208 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:31,910 We would like to go to the secret underground restaurant. We have a 209 00:11:31,910 --> 00:11:33,070 for Charlotte Page. 210 00:11:33,390 --> 00:11:34,670 One moment. 211 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:49,100 Here it is. And I have a note here that says it's somebody's birthday today. 212 00:11:50,580 --> 00:11:52,280 Not mine. It's not my birthday either. 213 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,900 They give you free dessert if you tell them it's your birthday. 214 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,140 Then I guess it's my birthday. 215 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,400 Very good, sir. 216 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:00,840 This guy gets it. 217 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,220 Right this way. 218 00:12:09,620 --> 00:12:14,840 What did I tell you about using flares in the kitchen, dude? 219 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,240 What did I tell you about playing chess? 220 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,320 That was schwa, dude. Chess is for nerds. 221 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,320 Yeah, it is. We good, Henry. 222 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,440 What you got there, soundproof curtain? 223 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,140 Piper, how'd you get this piano down here? 224 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,580 Schwa says a thing. 225 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,380 Okay, why do you have a piano down here? 226 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:33,960 This is my baby grandbaby. 227 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,780 I'm gonna play some slow jams for tasty tips. 228 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,000 There's one person coming to dinner. 229 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,420 Uh, he's not a person. He's a celebrity. 230 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:42,760 You wouldn't understand. 231 00:12:45,580 --> 00:12:50,560 do you even know how to play the piano nobody actually knows how to play the 232 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:56,820 piano i mean look at this thing there's like a million buttons fortunately my 233 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,500 phone just has one button 234 00:13:16,940 --> 00:13:18,000 to fix their elevator. 235 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,160 You get used to it. 236 00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:23,660 I assume. If you work here, which I don't. Hey, look, a piano. 237 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:26,200 Nice playing. 238 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,960 I love a little slow jam. 239 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,140 Money speaks louder than words. 240 00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:36,940 We have your table right over here. 241 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,560 Thank you. 242 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,970 So what's this place called? It's called food. 243 00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:52,910 That's dumb. 244 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,330 Is it? 245 00:13:56,110 --> 00:14:01,730 What if I told you it's food spelled with a U with two dots over it? 246 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:05,130 You know, that's cool. 247 00:14:05,490 --> 00:14:08,150 Cool spelled with a U with two dots over it. 248 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:11,450 This guy gets it. 249 00:14:11,890 --> 00:14:12,890 This guy gets it. 250 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:35,800 Or my name isn't Blaze. 251 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,860 Is your name Blaze? Yes. 252 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:43,560 Therefore, we know he's here. Yeah, where is he? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 253 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:47,820 no, no, no. There's no Jack Swagger here, all right? There's just a bunch of 254 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,100 junk and a dashing cashier. 255 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:55,500 We saw him walking in with a date. Yeah, and a piano player took a selfie with 256 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,540 him in some kind of restaurant. 257 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:57,740 It's all over the Internet. 258 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,750 Underground restaurant for celebrities. 259 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:11,110 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's a fake store that's a front for a super. 260 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:16,790 Secret restaurant. Yeah, there's a restaurant down there. 261 00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:19,230 This 262 00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:27,150 place 263 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,150 is great. 264 00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:29,290 It's so private. 265 00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:30,490 I know. 266 00:15:30,510 --> 00:15:32,850 So annoying how everyone stares at you everywhere you go. 267 00:15:33,210 --> 00:15:34,210 Yeah. 268 00:15:35,050 --> 00:15:36,090 It's so nice down here. 269 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,810 Just the two of us. 270 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:41,410 And those three guys over there. 271 00:15:45,730 --> 00:15:48,690 Uh, uh, don't you guys have to go cook our dinner or something? 272 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,610 Dinner's in the oven. All good. 273 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:56,170 Right this way. 274 00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:57,810 Table for two. 275 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:02,429 No, no. 276 00:16:02,430 --> 00:16:04,030 No, no, no, no, no, no. 277 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:08,290 No. This is Henry. He'll be taking care of you this evening. 278 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:10,450 Oh, and what a treat. You get to meet our chefs. 279 00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:16,090 First question, do we have any food allergies I need to worry about? 280 00:16:16,510 --> 00:16:17,790 No. Give us a sec. 281 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:20,830 Who are those people? 282 00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:27,010 I know that girl's name is Blaze because that's how she knew there's a secret 283 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:28,010 restaurant down here. 284 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:30,110 What? Or her name wouldn't be Blaze. 285 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:34,330 Also, also, also, Piper posted a selfie with Jack Swagger. 286 00:16:35,030 --> 00:16:37,590 Oh. Well, that's just perfect. 287 00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:41,990 The tip jar is not just for show. 288 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:49,690 So now the entire Internet knows there's a secret restaurant under Junkenstuff. 289 00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:52,730 Afraid so. I'll probably be back later with more bad news. Bye! 290 00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:58,390 I better start prepping. 291 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:00,550 Henry, push the shrimp. 292 00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:03,560 Barb, I don't think I can get another day out of it. 293 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,339 Piper, get in here right now. 294 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,420 Soundproof curtain, dude. We'll see about that. Piper! 295 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,300 My heart is just a tip -top baby. 296 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,280 So don't leave me feeling empty. 297 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,300 Piper! Dude, stop. She's never going to hear you. Well, there's a bunch of 298 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:27,900 people in my man cave, Henry. You can't expect me to just stand here and not 299 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,180 yell. Piper! 300 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,750 Alien won't help. 301 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:33,210 Well, I have to do something. 302 00:17:33,410 --> 00:17:35,910 Just a matter of time before someone sticks their stupid little head through 303 00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:38,930 this curtain and figures out what this restaurant really is. Hey, guys. 304 00:17:40,170 --> 00:17:41,170 Henry, 305 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,690 just sat your parents down at table two. It's both their birthdays. 306 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,230 Okay, thanks, Jasper. 307 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,230 My parents? 308 00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,330 Honey, are you still worried about the hawk? 309 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,070 Yes. I think he has my scent. 310 00:17:56,550 --> 00:17:59,210 Relax. He can't get to you down in this restaurant. 311 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,220 Be present. 312 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,540 Sorry, we don't have any tables. 313 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,600 It's okay. We just came to scare Jack Swagger. 314 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:15,340 Ah, that's a very popular choice tonight. May I also suggest the shrimp? 315 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:31,140 Are your parents really here? Yes. 316 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:33,280 Stop that. 317 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,060 Also, Jasper keeps bringing in more people. 318 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,760 Hey, what are we going to do? 319 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:42,220 Well, there's only one thing we can do. 320 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:44,460 We burn this whole place to the ground. 321 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,760 Okay, just let me gather some precious photos. 322 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,120 No, no, no, no, no. 323 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,700 We can't ruin this date for Charlotte, okay? We gotta keep cooking and convince 324 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:56,720 these people this is a real restaurant. 325 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:58,860 Henry's right. We have to do this for Charlotte. 326 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,420 And then tomorrow, we'll just say it's closed forever. 327 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:03,360 Because of a fire. 328 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,320 A fake fire. 329 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:13,160 But tonight, we're going to give these people the best and only dinner service 330 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160 of our entire lives. 331 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,280 Who's with me? 332 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:18,060 I mean, let's do this for Charlotte. And fire. 333 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:19,520 Really, dude? 334 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:20,680 Oh, sorry. 335 00:19:37,669 --> 00:19:39,070 Honey. 336 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,050 Secret restaurant. 337 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:59,770 We paid a fortune for the hawk sitter and you're not paying any attention to 338 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,030 Be present. 339 00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:06,290 Okay, the hawk scratched my cornea before we left the house, so I might be 340 00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:10,650 wrong. But I think that's Piper playing the piano. 341 00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:12,690 Piper doesn't know how to play the piano. 342 00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:13,970 Nobody does. 343 00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:15,250 There's like a million buttons. 344 00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:22,650 Why do I have to be present when you get to sit there? It's the hawk sitter. 345 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,720 Tony got out. 346 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,160 Oh, no. 347 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:28,240 Let's hit the showers. 24818