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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:20,800 Wake up, little Susie. 2 00:00:21,340 --> 00:00:22,340 Stop her. 3 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:23,800 Turn her off. 4 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,500 Too early for vacuuming. 5 00:00:27,260 --> 00:00:28,680 It's three in the afternoon. 6 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,940 If that were true, junk and stuff would be open. 7 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,280 It is. 8 00:00:34,940 --> 00:00:36,200 I like your robe. 9 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,640 Can I buy it? 10 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,760 No. Give you two bucks? 11 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,320 Deal. 12 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:46,790 Okay, let me just get your real money from right here in my not -empty purse. 13 00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:50,730 See? Sucker. 14 00:00:51,730 --> 00:00:53,510 That lady just stole your robe. 15 00:00:53,770 --> 00:00:54,770 Oh, what? 16 00:00:54,890 --> 00:00:56,090 She's getting away. 17 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:57,510 Ah, who cares? 18 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:02,330 I'll just steal the robe off someone else later. Circle of life. 19 00:01:03,890 --> 00:01:06,530 Actually, she's having some trouble getting up the stairs. It's about time 20 00:01:06,530 --> 00:01:08,550 get her back. I don't care about her. 21 00:01:12,430 --> 00:01:13,470 What's wrong with you? 22 00:01:13,710 --> 00:01:14,710 Nothing. 23 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:16,770 Leave my shirt. 24 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:25,250 Craig, we got an emergency call. The toddler just escaped from Swellview 25 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:29,110 He greased himself up with baby oil and no one could grab him. 26 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:30,869 Slick move. 27 00:01:30,870 --> 00:01:31,689 Let's bounce. 28 00:01:31,690 --> 00:01:33,130 No one cares about the toddler. 29 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:36,990 We catch him, we throw him in jail. Six weeks later, he's back out on the 30 00:01:36,990 --> 00:01:37,990 street. 31 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,030 I know what to do. 32 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:09,210 I sometimes forget how old he is. I don't. 33 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:17,190 Well, it's like a dating app, but instead of matching women with creeps, 34 00:02:17,190 --> 00:02:18,770 matches heroes with villains. 35 00:02:19,450 --> 00:02:21,510 Why would a villain want to find a hero to fight? 36 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:22,970 Attention, publicity. 37 00:02:23,370 --> 00:02:26,950 Yeah, think about it. Any bad guy that fights Captain Man ends up all over the 38 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:29,350 news. And if they actually beat you in a fight? 39 00:02:29,670 --> 00:02:32,850 Boom, evil sponsorship. They just turned their villain hobby into a villain 40 00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:35,430 career. Yeah, well, no one's going to beat me in a fight. 41 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:38,610 Big talk from someone who's afraid to get on Rumbler. 42 00:02:39,510 --> 00:02:41,070 I'm not afraid to get on Rumbler. 43 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,090 I just like to meet villains the old -fashioned way, that's all. 44 00:02:44,730 --> 00:02:48,950 I bump into them at a crime scene, start to banter a little. 45 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:53,130 One thing leads to another, and suddenly I'm fighting this bad guy, and it's 46 00:02:53,130 --> 00:02:54,130 amazing. 47 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:57,870 Yeah, dude, that's not how villains and heroes meet these days. 48 00:02:58,750 --> 00:02:59,870 Yeah, well, it should be. 49 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:04,730 Just try it. Get the app, make a profile, put yourself out there. 50 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:09,350 Ray, what if your perfect villain is out there waiting for you right now? 51 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:11,430 Yeah, well... 52 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:15,470 What if I end up finding some guy I don't like and I accidentally spill 53 00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:18,270 on my butt and he spends the whole evening calling me mustard butt? What 54 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,370 huh? What then? 55 00:03:20,050 --> 00:03:21,790 Did that happen to you before? 56 00:03:22,150 --> 00:03:24,370 No. Because that's a very specific concern. 57 00:03:24,690 --> 00:03:25,629 Didn't happen. 58 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:28,290 What if you and Kid Danger went together? 59 00:03:28,890 --> 00:03:31,350 What, you mean like go on a double fight? 60 00:03:31,630 --> 00:03:33,310 Sure. Come on, man. 61 00:03:33,790 --> 00:03:35,390 How often do we even fight crime anymore? 62 00:03:35,690 --> 00:03:37,690 Maybe once a week? Only on Saturdays? 63 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:39,350 Listen. 64 00:03:39,670 --> 00:03:40,670 Just come. 65 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,210 It'll be fun. Come on, please. Fine, okay. 66 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:52,530 Okay. 67 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:54,850 Name. Captain. 68 00:03:55,290 --> 00:03:56,290 Man. 69 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:58,090 Interested in. 70 00:03:58,970 --> 00:03:59,970 Criminal. 71 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:01,730 Ray, we need that pic for your profile. 72 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:03,390 You can't crush art. 73 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:09,330 Smile with your eyes, not your mouth. 74 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:12,870 Show me your soul. 75 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:15,770 No, no, no, no. Your other soul, the better one. 76 00:04:19,130 --> 00:04:20,130 That's the one. 77 00:04:20,470 --> 00:04:21,470 I'm on a five. 78 00:04:22,150 --> 00:04:24,030 Great work to us. I'm on a five. 79 00:04:26,650 --> 00:04:27,690 Why am I holding everything? 80 00:04:27,950 --> 00:04:29,290 Don't care. On a five. Bye. 81 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:31,950 Okay, Ray. 82 00:04:32,290 --> 00:04:33,289 Favorite book? 83 00:04:33,290 --> 00:04:34,830 I don't read. Favorite poem? 84 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:36,090 Same answer. 85 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:37,170 Hobbies? Fighting. 86 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:38,870 Mike? Fighting. This bike? 87 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:40,190 Reading. 88 00:04:44,430 --> 00:04:45,349 Perfect fight. 89 00:04:45,350 --> 00:04:48,250 I don't know. I don't know. Don't overthink it. Just be yourself. 90 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:49,550 Okay. 91 00:04:51,690 --> 00:04:52,690 It's midnight. 92 00:04:54,170 --> 00:04:55,630 I'm on top of a blimp. 93 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:59,850 And suddenly, there's this bad guy. 94 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:03,290 Sparks flying into our fist. 95 00:05:04,010 --> 00:05:05,750 I defeat him, obviously. 96 00:05:07,190 --> 00:05:09,430 And I jump off the blimp right as it explodes. 97 00:05:14,140 --> 00:05:15,140 Yeah. 98 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,720 Sure it's not too much? Oh, no. 99 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,400 Okay, I think we have our profile pic. 100 00:05:23,940 --> 00:05:24,940 Ooh. 101 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,200 Wow. 102 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:29,380 I'd fight me. 103 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:31,860 Totally. 104 00:05:33,140 --> 00:05:35,280 All right, profile's done. Let's take this puppy live. 105 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:37,700 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 106 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:40,760 Nah. No, what are you doing? I said wait. 107 00:05:45,710 --> 00:05:46,709 What's this? 108 00:05:46,710 --> 00:05:47,770 That's a match. 109 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:49,970 Somebody wants to fight you. 110 00:05:52,530 --> 00:05:56,270 Oh, more matches. 111 00:05:58,670 --> 00:06:00,330 Is that a smile? 112 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:02,290 No. 113 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:05,150 Yeah, it is. 114 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:07,390 Maybe. 115 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:15,860 I wanted an after school job, but then an indestructible superhero hired me to 116 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:16,860 be his sidekick. 117 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:19,480 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 118 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:20,700 Feels good. 119 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,100 Don't touch my bar. I'm not touching it. Just here if you need me. I don't need 120 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:55,580 you. Here if you do. I won't. Safety first. I'm indestructible. 121 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,600 Here if you need me. 122 00:06:57,940 --> 00:06:58,940 Hey, 123 00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:01,920 stop pumping up your glamour muscles and get over here so we can start looking 124 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:02,819 at these matches. 125 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:03,439 Yeah, dog. 126 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,740 I want to look at pictures of other people and judge. 127 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,740 All right, I'm coming. Jasper, take this. 128 00:07:09,180 --> 00:07:10,840 No, you need me. 129 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:13,140 Okay. 130 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,400 guys that saw your profile and want to fight you. Let's get to the judging! 131 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:25,500 Okay, if you don't want to meet up with them for a fight, you swipe left. 132 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:29,240 If you do want to meet up with them for a fight, you swipe right, and the app 133 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,480 will automatically set up a meeting. 134 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,460 You know, it's funny, I feel like ten minutes ago I told you I wanted to see 135 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:35,880 matches, but you're still talking and I haven't seen any. 136 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:38,480 And I'm on a fight! 137 00:07:38,740 --> 00:07:39,740 Oh, come on! 138 00:07:40,740 --> 00:07:45,740 Okay, so just look at these pics and tell me if you want to swipe left or 139 00:07:45,740 --> 00:07:47,140 right. All right. 140 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,840 This guy says his bikes are... Okay. 141 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,040 This next guy is from... Left. 142 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:56,660 Wow. 143 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,340 This villain once robbed a... Big left. 144 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,560 Are you serious, dude? 145 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:03,660 What? You're not even giving any of these villains a chance. 146 00:08:04,700 --> 00:08:06,320 That last one's name was Bad Guy. 147 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,320 It's not going to match with anybody who can't come up with a better name than 148 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:11,260 that. Yeah, okay, Captain Man. 149 00:08:12,190 --> 00:08:14,970 What did you say? Okay, okay, okay. More matches, more matches. We're going to 150 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:17,250 do more matches. Let's do this one guy. This guy right here. What do you think 151 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:18,250 of him? 152 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:19,990 Too short. 153 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:22,790 Too tall. 154 00:08:24,930 --> 00:08:26,290 Just right. Nice. 155 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,050 But ugly past. What? 156 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:31,710 Ooh. 157 00:08:31,790 --> 00:08:33,309 The lawn ranger? 158 00:08:34,909 --> 00:08:35,909 Yeah, man. 159 00:08:36,210 --> 00:08:38,250 You guys are a 97 % match for each other. 160 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:44,320 And look. His dream fight is on top of a blimp at midnight, just like yours. 161 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:49,760 Yeah, but, I mean, it's not like he wants to jump off as it explodes. Yes, 162 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,400 that's exactly what his profile says. 163 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:58,220 Do you guys really think that this bad guy could be the one? Yeah. 164 00:08:58,740 --> 00:09:03,860 I guess we could swipe right. 165 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,200 Oh, 166 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,040 okay. 167 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:12,760 Looks like you got a fight set for an hour from now at PBD. 168 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:14,320 Oh, the beating dungeon. 169 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:18,300 Oh, yeah, that underground fight club. Oh, my gosh, what's happening? 170 00:09:18,940 --> 00:09:19,980 Oh, what am I going to wear? 171 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,500 Uh, your Captain Man uniform. 172 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,400 Yeah, that's perfect. Looks great on me. 173 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,820 But I got to go lift some more weights first. 174 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,680 Here, if you need me. I don't need you. 175 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,580 Henry, come get me a spot. What? 176 00:09:32,020 --> 00:09:33,860 Hang on, dude. I got to set up my Rumble profile. 177 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,460 You haven't set it up yet? 178 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,700 Black. 179 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:38,520 I'm done. 180 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:43,940 A lot of matches, so... Let's see him! 181 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,520 I'm ready to get my hate on. 182 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:47,280 Nah, I'm probably just gonna pick the first one. 183 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,080 You're gonna swipe right in the first villain, you see? 184 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:50,319 Harry, don't do that. 185 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,660 You deserve so much more. 186 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,800 Whatever. This guy seems fine. 187 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,420 Just gonna swipe. What's his name? 188 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:58,660 Uh, Kyle. 189 00:09:58,820 --> 00:10:00,120 Ooh, sounds like a dud. 190 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:05,960 Does he like energy drinks and punching holes in walls? Sounds like my uncle. 191 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:10,509 It's him. 192 00:10:10,510 --> 00:10:11,389 It's him. 193 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:13,430 The lawn ranger sent me a message. Oh, my God. 194 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:15,430 What did he say? 195 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:17,250 I don't know. I'm too nervous. You read it. You read it. 196 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:21,830 I'm excited to get to mow you. 197 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,110 To mow you? 198 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:25,450 Yeah. 199 00:10:25,970 --> 00:10:27,470 Because he's the lawn ranger. 200 00:10:27,730 --> 00:10:28,730 We get it. 201 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,090 You're not going to get that kind of wordplay from Kyle. 202 00:10:53,260 --> 00:10:54,660 a place where everybody is down to fight. 203 00:10:56,840 --> 00:11:03,320 Oh, my God, it's Captain Man and Kid Danger. 204 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:05,260 Yeah. 205 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,320 Yeah, what's up? We're the Lizard Twins. 206 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:08,740 We'd love to fight you one day. 207 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,880 We couldn't believe it when we saw your profiles on Rumbler. Oh, do you guys 208 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,880 want to fight right now? 209 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:18,720 Uh, I can't, yeah. Sorry, guys. We're, uh, we're actually here to fight 210 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,400 else. Oh, Rumbler. 211 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,320 Yeah, I matched up. on Rumbler with the Lawn Ranger. 212 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,180 What's so funny? Do you guys know the Lawn Ranger? 213 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:32,840 Yeah. 214 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:33,920 He's right over there. 215 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:35,800 Chilly. 216 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,420 Just pretend you don't see him. Just pretend you don't see him. 217 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,860 Well, it's nothing like his picture. I agree you got captured. 218 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,940 He's right behind you. He's definitely right behind you. 219 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:49,320 Ahem. 220 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,120 Recognize you. 221 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,860 Probably because you look absolutely nothing like the pictures you posted. 222 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:02,540 I know. I should probably update those. 223 00:12:02,820 --> 00:12:03,820 But don't worry. 224 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:05,720 I can still fight. 225 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,280 Whoopsie. 226 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,300 That was my pants. Yeah, I got that. 227 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,120 Excuse me, gentlemen. I'm just going to huge fire you real quick. 228 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,940 Back in a jiffy. Okay. 229 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,800 Still a breeze back there. Yeah, 230 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:24,500 I agree. This is a big mistake. 231 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:25,940 We should go. 232 00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:00,030 Kyle, that's my match. I thought it was even better than the pictures. 233 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:02,610 I'm ready to go. 234 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,250 What? 235 00:13:04,610 --> 00:13:07,390 I'm ready to go. Are you serious, dude? I'd like to go. What about Kyle? 236 00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:09,410 I'm ready to go. 237 00:13:10,210 --> 00:13:12,210 Uh, can't you just wait while I fight Kyle? 238 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:15,390 What am I supposed to do, huh? Just fight your grass guy. 239 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,050 Ew. Look, you matched with him. 240 00:13:20,350 --> 00:13:23,230 Right? Okay, there's got to be something between you two. You just said the 241 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:26,550 whole thing was a mistake. Yo, you just want to put yourself out there. Okay, 242 00:13:26,650 --> 00:13:28,810 you leave now. You'll end up sad, covered in cereal. 243 00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:30,330 I like cereal. 244 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,370 Where's Kid Danger? 245 00:13:35,730 --> 00:13:36,730 I'm right here. 246 00:13:37,470 --> 00:13:41,010 Come on, man. Don't leave me here with this guy. Come on. 247 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:43,990 Hi. 248 00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,090 There's the tag. 249 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:46,650 There's the tag. 250 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:49,630 There's the tag. We have a story here. Will you excuse me for a second? 251 00:14:09,189 --> 00:14:10,890 Yeah, work it. Work it. 252 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:13,450 What are these pictures for anyway? 253 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,010 I don't know. 254 00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,470 I thought you knew. 255 00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,110 Well, we're taking them. 256 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:24,270 What's up, Ray? 257 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:25,770 I want to go home. 258 00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:27,650 What's wrong? 259 00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,110 Lord Ranger's lame. 260 00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:31,530 Today, did you let me? 261 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,990 I'm not even kidding. I sat down with some mustard, and it's all over my butt. 262 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:39,350 Where did Henry go? 263 00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,470 Fighting Kyle. 264 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,630 minutes ago, I told you to drive yourself, but you're still talking and 265 00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:29,630 driving. 266 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,750 When I said that to you earlier, it was hilarious. 267 00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:33,830 But when you say it to me, it's just me. 268 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,610 Was I having fun? 269 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:41,490 No, it's just the Lone Ranger is lame and he wants Piper to pick him up. 270 00:15:42,530 --> 00:15:45,310 Fine. I can fix this. 271 00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:50,150 That's right, man. You're not allowed to touch that. 272 00:15:50,370 --> 00:15:51,370 This is an emergency. 273 00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:53,270 What are you doing? 274 00:15:53,450 --> 00:15:55,370 Wade doesn't need to leave. He just needs a new match. 275 00:15:55,870 --> 00:15:57,990 So you're setting Ray up with a new fight. That's right. 276 00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,350 But you're not even changing the fight times between fights. 277 00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:06,330 So? So you're setting all those matches up for the same time, for right now. 278 00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:10,150 Grab on your head. 279 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,090 Grab on your back. 280 00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:14,150 Grab on your shoulder. 281 00:16:14,690 --> 00:16:16,610 Super fast attack. I can't do this. 282 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,710 What's wrong? 283 00:16:19,430 --> 00:16:23,030 Look, you seem like an awful person. 284 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,250 Thank you. 285 00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,910 And any hero would be lucky to fight you. 286 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,390 What are you doing? 287 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:32,550 I'm breaking up this fight. 288 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:33,850 No. 289 00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,370 I can change. 290 00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:37,930 Literally. In the winter, I turn brown. 291 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,370 Kyle is everything. 292 00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:48,990 And I'm leaving. 293 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:50,150 Why? 294 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:53,030 Look. Not you. It's me. 295 00:16:53,390 --> 00:16:55,060 I'm... Too good for you. 296 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:57,780 Sorry. 297 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:58,880 Hey! 298 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:00,380 Thanks for swiping us. 299 00:17:00,780 --> 00:17:01,780 Yeah. 300 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,880 Can't wait to fight you. 301 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:04,859 I didn't match with either of you. 302 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,180 Yes, you did. 303 00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,260 You've got to say you matched with them, too. 304 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:46,809 Excuse me. 305 00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:48,770 This is from the gentleman at the end of the bar. 306 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:50,850 Who? 307 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:56,450 Hodler? 308 00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,910 Well, well, well. 309 00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:05,090 Captain Man. 310 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,330 What are you doing here? 311 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:11,170 I, uh, been a little bored lately. 312 00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:14,350 Fighting thin heroes over and over again. 313 00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:17,850 Right? Oh, my younger brother. 314 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:18,829 The newborn? 315 00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:19,769 Yeah. 316 00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:23,410 He talked me into making a profile on this app called Rumbler. 317 00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:25,630 I did the same thing. That's why I'm here. 318 00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:27,050 Same. 319 00:19:27,850 --> 00:19:28,850 I don't know. 320 00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:30,670 It's not for me. 321 00:19:31,530 --> 00:19:32,530 Thank you. 322 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:38,010 I mean, Rumbler set me up tonight with this hero named Kiki McGee. And he 323 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,630 look anything like his picture. Yes. Who does that? 324 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:45,330 I like to meet my villains the old... fashion way. 325 00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:52,410 Oh, what a fight. That was amazing. 326 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:55,790 Congrats. Toddler? Hey, easy, Junior. 327 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,530 I'm off the clock. 328 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:04,810 Well, I guess I should get going anyway. 329 00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:11,870 I gotta swing by Swellview Airport and not skyjack a cargo plane full of 330 00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:12,870 blankies. 331 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,420 Sure would be a shame if someone tried to stop me. 332 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,280 Well, be around. 333 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,440 Thanks for the drink, Todd. 334 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,360 Toddler. 335 00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:35,540 What are you doing? 336 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,020 What? Go after him. 337 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,900 Why? What do you mean, why? 338 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:42,920 He clearly wants you to chase him. 339 00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:48,050 You really think so? I know so. 340 00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,030 Now, you need to get to that airport and stop him before he gets on that plane. 341 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:52,710 Maybe he's just being nice. 342 00:20:54,910 --> 00:20:56,350 He left his plans on the bar. 343 00:20:58,970 --> 00:21:02,550 Now, do you want to spend the rest of your life wondering what would happen if 344 00:21:02,550 --> 00:21:04,630 you'd stop that plane, or do you want to stop that plane? 345 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:08,950 I want to stop that plane. 346 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,530 Then get off your sad butt and face that toddler. 347 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:16,670 You sure you're gonna be okay without me? 348 00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,530 You ready for round two? 349 00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,210 I'm gonna be just fine. 23627